Are you good at sex/making love?

Source?

I'm a bad man
with a master plan
and the ladies call me Tex
And the one thing
all the ladies know
is I'm good at having
uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex-sex

I'm good at sex,
I'm good at sex
I'm very, very, very, very good at sex

Who cares? Sex is a sprint, and I always win

Sex is like anything else. U get better with repetition and variety.

I used not to be able to please the women some years back. Now, after some practise, I am able to make most women cum and cum multiple times each session. That makes them keep coming for more, so to speak ;)

and most women can "sniff" out the guys that can give good sex, so to speak. Its a built in sensor that they have.

I've had a few really slutty girls say I was their best lay and come back to me for sex when they were dating someone else.

They usually date those chubby hairy drug dealer types, dudes who have a bit of money but are gross as fuck.

Weirdest thing I heard a girl say was "I was making out with this guy and all I could think about was how he probably wouldn't fuck me as good as you, so I left him." The sort of shit that makes you think "Thanks but that's fucking gross, don't say that to me ever again."

It comes from having a decently big dick (around 7 and a half, but can get bigger if I'm really turned on, but that usually means I'll cum faster so it doesn't matter.) and being on opioids if I'm having sex. Being numb really helps in lasting long.

If you want to make a good first impression, take a little bit of poppy seed tea or some codeine. It'll make it harder for you to nut.

Yes, but I am better at foreplay than fucking.

Never had it probably never will. I do not socialize or leave my house. Just waiting to die and I hope it happens soon

No, not any more. I was when I was in my teens & 20s but I was in good shape then too.

Now I’m an old drunk. My dong doesn’t get as hard as it did back in the day & when it does I cum too fast because I only get laid like once a month

Never get married

I’m pretty good. I make every girl I fuck vim or at least care about faking for me every time.

Why not just end it then?
If not, go out, not for social purposes, but getting some sunlight.
Vitamin D is important for feeling good.

do you fuck rough? as in hair pulling, dirty talk, pushing their face into the bed and whatnot?

or is it just the dick and the usage of?

I'm best at impregnating. I don't really care how they feel. I get my nut and that's it.

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Dont be a weeb and sell drugs. You will get laid easy. Just tell em you need to get off

Same here.

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im good at oral, i love to go down on chicks its so much fun unless they have like vinegar vagina

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Do you obsessively smell your fingers like I do, just to make sure?

Tbh when I was younger I was called a "god" all the time. Now that I'm older and fatter, not so much. Guess I got lazy, and my dick doesn't get as hard as it used to

Maybe you’re a sissy.

i have a real thing for unclean pussies lol. the stinkier the better and if there's lil toilet paper balls there even better!

I am you

no, long term partner but i'm pretty lazy so prefer to have her sit on my face or go on top rather than moving.

Wow. I’m a selfish lover too. I just tell her to wake me up with her butthole in my face and then she can ride me.

I have a big dick so no matter how bad I am the big dick makes up for it. No complaints to date.

Big dicks go a long way.

yeah i fucking love that. when im hungover all i fantasise about is her sitting on my face for literally hours

Birds just taste so good!

Who cares?
>I pay for sex so no one reallyworries about it. They just make sure I cum. Way better than being with a selfish chick who only cares how often and how hard you make her cum

Sometimes I feel pretty miserable during it , concentrating mostly on not to cum and make partner enjoy it , meanwhile it's more like a chore unfortunately

I meant to say BUTTS!

I understand this I take antidepressants to and I just keep going.

true, and i love the way they smell too!

So antidepressants make you last longer , that's great ! what about the sexual pleasure is it less ?

Yes. It is. Imagine jacking off to the hottest thing you’ve ever seen to feel almost nothing.

Aside antidepressants and alcohol, what would be something to take to take longer to cum?

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Me too. The clean ones. I’m not a freak, or anything.

The wine helped me pretty well , could control lasting longer and not concentrating on the cumming part

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Its an hour long booty call, I thought maybe just a small flask to be just above influence

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yeah of course. that gentle kind of dry musk. mmm

Well, hell. Now I have to go look at buttholes for a while.

good enough

>making love
Good enough to never call it that. Fucking weirdo.

Why even bother wearing a shirt? I hate that shit. Go full naked.

Well I gave a 19yo escort seven orgasms in an hour session last week, before I finished in her arse. Goid enough?

Check OPs webm you idiot

What if you live in a country where you get like 2 sunny days a year?