FUCKING SEAGULLS
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHITTING ON ME
How should I take revenge?
>inb4: hard mode, no alka-seltzer, since it doesn't work.
FUCKING SEAGULLS
Blake Fisher
Jonathan Lopez
Can't kill them. If you do there's no learning experience. During what activity do seagull bother you?
Daniel Johnson
>be me
>walking and eating hot dog
>shit lands on my hand and hot dog
>throw hotdog in trashcan
>seagull flies on trashcan
>takes hot dog
Mason Morris
trained behavior
Lucas Cook
?
Evan Murphy
Trained like my niggers on my plantation
Zachary Campbell
Wat
Justin Martinez
seagull is shitting on you (and everyone else there)on purpose. It knows shitted bread will be thrown away for the seagull to take.
Andrew Foster
Smart niggers. Next time I will add laxative to it.
Bentley Hernandez
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