FUCKING SEAGULLS

FUCKING SEAGULLS
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SHITTING ON ME
How should I take revenge?
>inb4: hard mode, no alka-seltzer, since it doesn't work.

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Can't kill them. If you do there's no learning experience. During what activity do seagull bother you?

>be me
>walking and eating hot dog
>shit lands on my hand and hot dog
>throw hotdog in trashcan
>seagull flies on trashcan
>takes hot dog

trained behavior

?

Trained like my niggers on my plantation

Wat

seagull is shitting on you (and everyone else there)on purpose. It knows shitted bread will be thrown away for the seagull to take.

Smart niggers. Next time I will add laxative to it.

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