ylyl
Ylyl
Andrew James
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Ryder Gonzalez
Hunter Cooper
>/pol/
Angel Hernandez
Christopher Diaz
Cooper Thompson
Lincoln Anderson
Austin Martin
Jaxon Morris
Anyone who knows marketing, persuasion, and influence understands that in order to be effective and reach a mass audience, your messaging needs to be in simple plain English.
It's not a hard concept to understand. When it is simple, it's easy for people to digest.a
If you try flexing your intelligence and communicate at an ivy league level, there will be a huge disconnect, the majority of people won't listen, and you won't have nearly as big of an impact.
Adam White
Daniel Green
>t.
Thomas Sanders
>professional jews
Jayden Reed
free college tuition and universal health care would both cost trillions of dollars and our economy couldn't sustain it.
'Saving the world from climate change, and who'se paying for that? ' Being as how 97% of the world's pollution is from India and China, they should pay for it.
The military parade cost a few million dollars at best. This is apples and oranges.
John Taylor
Jeremiah Morgan
I like your hat. Might want to shave your neckbeard though
Aiden Ward
Oliver Parker
Paying actors vs actual people? Yeah.
Matthew Robinson
>credibly confused
>concentration camps
nah lol
Noah Perez
*accused
fucking hell Im hungover
Hunter Peterson
Wyatt Bennett
>free college tuition and universal health care would both cost trillions of dollars and our economy couldn't sustain it.
I can if you actually tax people at even the same rates the US did in 1950.
>'Saving the world from climate change, and who'se paying for that? ' Being as how 97% of the world's pollution is from India and China, they should pay for it.
The US contributes ~as much CO2 emissions per year, due to the vast size of cross country shipping and the overuse of commercial airlines for business travel (you'd think a technological country would shift away from that and just use video conferences).
>The military parade cost a few million dollars at best. This is apples and oranges.
CBO which is non-partisan set the cost at $120k all expenses including the wages of the soldiers involved, the shipping of tanks to the location, the fuel involved, the security cordon, and the background checks of all involved (literally handling tanks in the area of POTUS; all it would take would be 1 asshole with delusions of grandeur to 'misplace' a 120mm round).
So no, you are wrong on all accounts; there is no reason they can't pay for those other things.
Brody Price
But they are concentration camps
They're concentrating the immigrant population
Nicholas Bailey
William Wilson
>reddit
Well there's your problem
Evan Bailey
Every other first world country has free/tax health care. Some of them also have free/tax education. Are you fucking retarded or simply blind to anywhere outside of Mississippi?
Angel Edwards
Luke Powell
The sad thing is that Ifunny.co's frontpage is generally funnier than this shit.
Wyatt Reed
>Implying Reddit isn't unironically 100x better than 4pol at this point
Evan Williams
Nicholas Taylor
Really? Then how do all those other countries do it? If we closed the tax loops holes that allow companies like Amazon to pay nothing in taxes and stop spending such an insane amount on military we would have enough to pay for healthcare and education. We don't want something for free. We want our tax money spent on things that actually help society.
Charles Reed
Shit tier bait thread. Let this die.
Saged
Asher Hall
>If we were in the 1950's maybe, but this is 2019 friendo.
>No it doesn't, hence why you didn't include a source beside (Dude trust me).
>Still apples to oranges, hence why you didn't include a source for how much all of that costs, and it wouldn't come close to the cost of the first two; ie apples to oranges.
Here, I'll do your part for you too,
>Trumpets can't even use google
>Bootlicker
>Enjoy your low IQ
Now leave the thread, the only humor you bring is how you must think yourself pretty smart. Ponder on why any business man should be responsible for paying for your education or health when you hate him based only on his tax bracket, you bottom dwelling, hateful little insect.Take care of yourself and maybe someday you can leave mommies place, m'kay?
Christopher Clark
Elijah Powell
Kill yourself recuckligan.
Andrew Robinson
go back to sleep you fucking faggot americans please
Evan Adams
1. Failed (had to be finished by Nixon in 69)
2. Mission Accomplished
3. Failed (Actually increased Deficit)
4. Mission Accomplished
5. Failed (Undone by DT)
6. Mission Accomplished, and he found time to bring down unemployment while boosting the economy.
Austin Reed
Sebastian Gray
>implying reddit is more than a echochamber cesspool, where the best humor is the shit they steal from the chans.
You need to go back new friend
Josiah Gray
Jackson Morgan
It doesn't steal from any chan now. You're all derivative. I see way more reddit OC posted here than I see Yea Forums OC posted anywhere including on Yea Forums. The only Yea Forums OC I ever see posted are lame ass greentexts.
Elijah Stewart
You can just run transcripts of him talking on any readability analyzer. Obama was always 5th grade level, which is recommended to talk to the post-literate masses.
Aaron Ortiz
Oliver Price
I miss when ylyl threads weren't /pol/ shit.
Nolan Barnes
Than why are you here?
Angel Moore
I've always been of the opinion that photographers for organizations should be publicly hanged when they just allow cruelty to happen in nature, especially since half the time THEY are responsible for shit going awry to begin with.
Lincoln Lee
Ethan Ramirez
Because there is nowhere else. This is hell and you can't leave.
Brody Stewart
How many people has antifa killed?
Parker Cruz
16
Ayden Martin
Prove it.
Luis Perez
exactly. a bunch of nigger faggots
Isaac Peterson
No I think it's because you lack the will to resist jumping on bandwagons.
Juan Jenkins
Btw even if I accept that you're right (you're not), right wing white supremacists kill more than that every month.
Michael Baker
I don't support trump.
Jordan Sanchez
kys you stupid nigger faggot
Jeremiah Evans
It's that a big pile of elephant crap at the top there
Anthony Young
>Seething for almost 3 years and have over 5 to go
Nathaniel Evans
Ryan Foster
this thread is really really bad
Zachary Sullivan
Shut up nigger
Benjamin Roberts
No it's a nigger.
Thomas Morales
>Muh socialism
Isaiah Rogers
>orange man bad
So basically, you are devoid of having your own thoughts, except for what the media tells you?
Not saying whether or not I support trump, because bringing politics into arguments is some normie reddit level stupid
Aiden Jenkins
You missed a few presidents there...
Tyler Nelson
um.... they didn't impeach over a blow job, It was for selling secrets to the Chinese and Lying under oath
John Hill
Josiah Jones
The left can't meme
Eli Diaz
Fucking lefty partisans look like fools. I am happy that the rich started and own both parties.
Ethan Morgan
nothing says "i'm a slut with STD" better than tattoos
Charles Lewis
It was not for Chinese espionage you nigger. Go look up the articles of impeachment.
Austin Sullivan
Al Gore isn't spelled that way
Nolan Thompson
how do you feel being beaten and ruled by a two years old?
Adam Cooper
Girls don't call guys bro
Bentley Martinez
Boomer tier meme
Jayden Jackson
>credibly accused
top kek
James Hughes
articles of impeachment are for whatever they want them to be.... spear chucker
Ryder Hill
Brody Davis
You're being far too reasonable, get the fuck out of Yea Forums. Only overheated nonsensical partisan rhetoric is allowed in here.
Liam Harris
it's not that he's simplifying things so his retards can understand him, you terrific gymnast, it's that he sounds so dumb whenever he opens his mouth and everyone willing to think critically of him notices
Joseph Robinson
Owen Wilson
>having a reddit account
ouch
Tyler Barnes
In the picture, the journalists are not allowed to intervene. Look at the history of the picture with the african child and the buzzard waiting for him to die. The photographer was not allowed to do anything about it. He later killed himself a couple years down the line. Not sure if that's the case here but more than likely I'd imagine.
Jonathan Nguyen
Brandon Kelly
Sweeping in to save the thread
Jonathan Flores
This is the dumbest post I've seen in a long time.
Ian Fisher
>$300 billion vs. $3 million
I'm not even republican and this level of autism pisses me off
Liam Torres
Christian Anderson
>only first world country that doesn't have government healthcare
You think it's acceptable to not take care of your citizens health as a country in 2019? What? The government is ran by Big Pharm, look at the largest lobbyists. It's Big Pharm and Big Insurance. Of course they want to stay private. Fuck them. It could cost you millions of dollars of debt if you get sick for a month.
You think that's acceptable in the USA?
Jordan Ward
Here's one for Reddit
Ethan Bailey
That's pretty neat. We are having a birthday party for the twins today, this might be a fun activity to try.
Brody Cruz
Yes
Hudson Reed
Michael Taylor
This makes spicy air not healthful for human aspiration
Austin Phillips
Yes. The Space Jews did snip his dick. Focus your eyes on his purple headed yogurt slinger
Henry Diaz
Yeah and you saying that guns killing people at el paso is wrong while also supporting abortion makes you the logical one.
Nathan Martin
keep shilling nigger we all know this is about burying Epstein
Nolan Hill
Liam Butler
It makes as much sense as demanding a fair minimum wage whilst flooding the country with low education immigrants.
Asher Powell
Jeremiah Nelson
don't listen to
(trips, noice)
it makes wonderfully beautiful crystals that your children will appreciate for years to come.
Adrian Cooper
and niggers kill more every day.
Henry Davis
this picture is really really comfy
Hunter Morales
Bentley Taylor
Who the fuck sits in a puddle of water?
John Nelson
this a gay nigga
Jonathan Bailey
It is funny how the basically say
>no you
With this. Didn't actually laugh yet.
Jonathan Carter
Luis Torres
Jack Collins
Connor Ortiz
lost
Gavin Parker
Logan Nguyen
Only thing that made me laugh.
Kayden Morgan
Implying we have an Antifa epidemic of mass killings on part with the White Supremacy plague. Please.
I'm not condoning any violence by Antifa, but Antifa is not the problem White Supremacy is. T
This post is just Trump-speak: "Good and bad people on both sides, hur dur hur dur."
Sebastian Torres
This kills the human.
Connor Jenkins
Elijah Edwards
Source on cost break down?
Liam Thompson
>businesses shutting down
>economy boosted
Dominic Hernandez
lol shut up nigger you're mom is gay
Jeremiah Rivera
I look at that picture and all I can picture is Tom Hanks posing like that.
Grayson Jenkins
Justin Diaz
James Morris
Tyler Reed
>image labeled "guitar man"
>man in image is playing bass
Who's the nigger faggot now?
Chase Phillips
I am a leftist Trump hater, but I have to admit this cartoon is just as lame as this one
Isaac Richardson
It’s a bass guitar if it makes your dick hard.
Cameron Martinez
the left can't meme
Carson Peterson
Caleb Butler
Caleb Gonzalez
Hudson Rodriguez
Caleb Taylor
Cooper Thomas
This image is disingenuous for two reasons
>Antifa doesn't tend to use firearms with anywhere near the frequency or "success rate as the Reich Wingers
>IF anyone from Antifa has used firearms, it's been solely towards the Reich Wingers, because that's where ANY violence they commit is aimed at
Also, Antifa violence gets reported on. It just doesn't get reported as much because... There's not as much Antifa violence as there is Reich Wing violence.
slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/08/right-wing-terrorist-killings-government-focus-jihadis-islamic-radicalism.html
washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/07/19/immigration-does-lead-more-terrorism-by-far-right-killers-who-oppose-immigration/?noredirect=on
businessinsider.com/extremist-killings-links-right-wing-extremism-report-2019-1
Before dismissing any of the links, especially the WP link, keep in mind that credible news agencies ARE that way (credible) because they focus on one thing & one thing only: FACTS.
Pic related.
Connor Sanders
dilate
Landon Howard
>implying the right can be funny
>implying the ability to meme is anything to be proud of
>is proud of their ability to meme because, apart from their ethnicity/religion, it's the ONLY thing they can be proud of
Go cuck yourself, stormfaggot.
Angel Thomas
Joshua Ross
I lol'd
Blake Barnes
Cooper Murphy
Being this retarded, is it a full-time job for you, or are you just naturally fucking gifted?
Mason Reed
Still winning, faggot.
Ian Bell
Kayden Kelly
Lucas Morris
TRUMP 2020
Logan Parker
video games cause violence?
Ryder Mitchell
Ayden Price
military parades are a toxic celebration of violence
no wonder the U.S. has a gun problem
Carson Wood
Josiah Bell
cry hard more billy
Christian Lopez
Landon Gutierrez
The guy can't even spell
William Ward
>Only good people agree with me
Are you trying to convince me to vote against you?
Aaron Taylor
James Wood
Because pepperoni is greasy as shit, that grease spreads around & is impossible to get off.
Why can't YOU get your OWN pepperoni, throw it in the microwave for 20-30 seconds (however long it takes to cook that gross shit) & put them on the cheese pieces that YOU'RE going to eat?
Selfish fuck, why must everyone always cater to your whims? Cheese pizza is the basis for every other type of pizza out there. Got a cheese pizza & you want other shit? Get that other shit, prepare it & add it to the pizzas you're going to eat. Same reason why communal coffee is usually brewed extra strong: because people who like it that way, with no effort, can have what they like, and people who don't can dilute theirs & can also have what they like. If they brewed it weak, the people who like their shit strong have no recourse.
McDonald's is clearly not teaching their employees how food service works.
Camden Barnes
Free college tuition is too general are they going to college so they can become a teacher or are they going so they can learn about the world through the lens of an African gender queer person.
Healthcare I could be on board with if it were for illnesses that are preventable. I'm not paying up because you smoked too much and have lung cancer or your gastric bypass surgery because your a fat fuck.
Good luck convincing India to go green to prevent climate change they can't even be convinced to use a toilet. China and India are the main causes of climate change and the world can do very little to stop them.
A parade and some fireworks is so much easier and cheaper to pull off that it isn't even a fair comparison.
Logan Watson
>Irrational emotional whiny rant
Nolan Barnes
Well his point is correct. And thus, good people WOULD agree with him. Because anyone who doesn't is clearly a bad person.
Are YOU a bad person?
Tyler Roberts
Lost
Leo Turner
I don't think its literal
Tyler Stewart
Christian Reed
Jayden Kelly
>Claiming superiority among anons on Yea Forums
Holy fuck dude
Cooper King
Ian Bailey
The problem is these are jobs in cali, and liberals don't work
Xavier Evans
Daniel Scott
>implying all of Antifa are on EBT
>implying all of Antifa are offended by the US flag
When the Trump supporters STOP using any flag BUT the US flag, they can claim to love America. But as long they continue to cling to the Confederate flag & any number of the flags identified with white nationalist groups, you don't get to
>fly the American flag
>say you love America
Because you DON'T love America.
With the exception of flags representing ACTUAL COUNTRIES these people's ancestors come from, you'll no doubt notice the only flag flown by people on the left is the US flag.
Summarizing: any supplemental flags the left fly are from actual places, whereas the supplemental flags the right flies are either from places that USED to exist but were destroyed in war (Nazi flag, Confederate flag) or are flags that represent ideologies.
And let's not overlook the very real possibility that the only reason immigrants even bother to fly any other national flags is because they know it pisses you stormfaggots off. For that reason alone, I'm all for it.
>white
>40's
>hetero
>male
>successful
Isaac James
Alexander King
Easton White
I wouldn't say antifa is more violent than white supremacy groups but i wouldn't say they're better. Also, sometimes but not really
Jace Ross
Change the text on that image. It should read "Right Wing Delusion"
Pic related: took this photo myself on a car in Charlotte, NC. I could only imagine if it read "pro-choice liberal proud to be a left-wing extremist" how little time would elapse before the car it was attached to would be totaled due to right-wing vandalism.
Hudson Clark
No shit, brainiac. I've been playing bass since Reagan was in office, think I don't know that?
David Green
Easton Ramirez
Being a trump supporter doesn't mean you fly the Confederate or Nazi flag
Kayden Wilson
Lincoln Kelly
Well extremism is bad either way
Connor Reed
Lincoln Roberts
>the Queen of England after her child sacrifices
Jordan Gonzalez
Just stating facts, brochacho. Boo it all you want, but booing it won't make it any less true.
Winning what, exactly? The prize for how many crimes the Commander-In-Thief can get away with without being prosecuted?
>winning
The prize for most number of other countries that no longer trust the US or want to do business with us?
>winning
The prize for most American intelligence secrets & election security measures can be compromised to Russia?
>absolutely winning
Yeah, I guess you're winning alright. Bangup job you're doing, guys.
Nolan Reed
Which businesses?
Jace Gray
>Every other first world country has free/tax health care. Some of them also have free/tax education. Are you fucking retarded or simply blind to anywhere outside of Mississippi?
It isn't free. People are taxed heavily, and the government redistributes those funds as they seem fit. Those of us who earn our own way prefer to decide how we spend our money, and would rather pay our families expenses, and not those of low life freeloaders and filthy illegals.
Robert Davis
mad lizzie likes them fresh
Jeremiah Jackson
Julian Anderson
>Autistic enough to still keep up the Russian narrative August 10th of 2019
Hats off to you
Ian Lewis
Keep your fucking "truth". Truth is subjective, and thus susceptible to manipulation.
I'll stick to facts tyvm. Facts will never change. Like the fact that... You're an ignorant, uneducated stormfaggot w/ a tiny prick who's never seen a woman nude in real life that didn't involve you sliding singles in her garter.
Cooper Morgan
Antifa uses fire and riots and "right wing terror" often includes islamic terror in the stats
Charles Carter
I'm going to tell Don lemons boyfriend that he's been cheated on and that you're guzzling his cum too
Xavier Wright
read between the lines
Jaxon Fisher
True. But I've yet to see anyone who's flown the Confederate or Nazi flag who WASN'T a Trump supporter.
To complicate matters, it took a pained, teleprompted speech after last weekend for Trump to finally make a public statement condemning white supremacist where he wasn't equating it to BLM/Antifa, and you could tell while he was saying it that he didn't fully believe in or support the words coming out of his fat, entitled mouth.
They were probably tripping over that silver spoon that's been there since he was born.
Levi Green
Nathaniel King
I got one of those too!
Anthony Davis
Logan Morris
that image is so fake. trumps hands are too big.
Brayden Edwards
stop being such a fagget
Landon Hughes
Bait
Landon Wilson
Cooper Young
Daniel Ross
Euro here.
It's all private healthcare here. You have to pay health insurance.
Samuel King
No... we're blaming the lack of gun regulation.
The fact that guns are so common place and normal that warnings about people with guns are like "welp, that's his right to own a gun".
Most people who are anti-gun are asking for regulation... not banning.
Yes there are those asking for banning, but they're not most of the anti-gun people. Most of the anti-gun people want sensible background checks, consistent interstate regulation, that sort of stuff.
Because clearly even calling the cops on psychos with guns isn't fucking doing enough! We need laws (see: regulations) in place that facilitate reacting to such calls!
Isaiah Brown
2mins later camera guy removes snake
Brandon Roberts
Landon Thomas
Carson Robinson
I know plenty of wholesome and inclusive people who voted for trump, i suppose they weren't hard core supporters but they support him all the same
Thomas Smith
Sure thing but 80-90% of muzzies don't give a fuck about the violent shit and are casually religious
Carson Fisher
And this is why I don't give veterans inherent respect.
Sorry, I don't know you... you gotta earn that respect from me. Just because you went to boot camp and then were given some task by the military that I know no details of does not make you a fucking hero. It only gives you the oppurtunity to be a hero.
So I'm not going to assume you are.
Luis Perez
Asher Lewis
Well what do you suppose should be regulated?
Oliver Richardson
That's amazing!
Eli Sanders
I wAnT tHe GuVeRmT tO tElL mE WhAt To Do
SaFeTy > LiBeRtY
Chase Morgan
It was over a blow job dude, and it was stupid.
Jaxon Roberts
dude , don't you know anything about internet ? npc = liberal , not trump supporter .
go back to tumblr .
Noah Harris
Adam Taylor
This is what a retarded liar looks like class remember it, it will continue to talk.
Alexander James
As someone with plenty of vets in my family, I agree with you
Jaxson Torres
You clearly didn't read my post since I was making it clear... we don't believe in making guns illegal.
It's called regulation.
You know... like alcohol is regulated, and marijuana in some states is regulated.
I don't believe in taking pot and booze away from everyone... I believe in regulating it.
Robert Cooper
we have free tax in USA too
Zachary Collins
You mean perjury?
Gabriel Hall
ur gay
Lucas Foster
lost
James Nguyen
Cameron Nelson
>Orange
>Man
>Bad
Asher Phillips
>Still winning
Cringed so hard to that. Imagine thinking that being a white supremacist is 'winning'. Keep jerking off to trump you retarded degenerate.
Jacob Reyes
triggered ?
Jacob Brooks
That saying would make a good meme, but i am sure it's already been done 100 times because it is so true.
Parker Barnes
Kevin Johnson
Joshua Bell
2 seconds on google shows you California has the highest GDP and is nowhere near the top in unemployment. Stop getting your information from Steven Crowder you retarded American stereotype
Jacob Roberts
Fuck off commie. We already have way too much restriction on the public's access to arms. Stop crying to the government to fix all your problems
Ian Jackson
make it a 12 hour shipping, hope the deliver guy enjoys the raw aroma
Aiden Thomas
It would have been better if they had cut off his balls without ruining the chair.
Such an idiot does not have to reproduce...
Ethan Martinez
9 years ?
Brandon Russell
haha
Nolan Taylor
>industry hasn't increased hourly wages to legal standard to hire Americans
Way to abuse immigrants and backstab your own countrymen
Isaiah Williams
Noooo stupid assholes defining their policial identity by us vs them. You Orange man is retarded and born into money but how we live our lives are determined by your ignorant mindset.
Adrian Cox
And here, Ladys and Gentlemen, we have the ultimate example on why the left can't meme.
You cannot be funny, if you have to fear to loose your social status by just one joke. So you better keep your mouth shut.
Faggot.
Alexander Davis
>boomer memes
Aaron Baker
the promised land
Oliver Turner
>Fuck off commie
Fucking learn what commie means you absolute fucking faggot AND fucking kill yourself already
Elijah Cruz
And they support and hide the ones that do take it seriously.
John Flores
Why did I lose to this
Jeremiah Morgan
>commie
Lol'd to this. Another trumpjugend who thinks andthing left of fascism is communism.
Daniel King
>using a false flag and an inside job
nice propaganda you got there, mossad
Tyler Phillips
Nice word ejaculate fren. Get better at your english if you're going to actually try to convince Americans of anything
Wyatt Torres
(((Moon)))
Cooper Gonzalez
That is not an actual quote from Washington. It is a fake quote. Just like "I cannot tell a lie" quote which is also fake.
The worlds not black and white. It's not no regulation, or complete banning.
I believe in rights to access pretty much anything. BUT I believe in sensible regulation of those things.
I like booze. But I don't think a 8 year should be able to buy a handle of vodka.
I like pot. But I think it's completely reasonable to have age restrictions on it and to not sell it at the checkout line in your local grocer.
I own guns. But I think if you're mentally ill, have a violent criminal history, etc etc. Yeah... you're not allowed to own one. I also think licensing guns is completely reasonable as well just like we do vehicles.
Now yes... vehicles aren't protected under the constitution. That's why we license those.
But 1) the constitution can be modified... it's sort of the purpose of the constitution.
2) the constitution does not protect the individual's right to own a gun. It protects the state's right to regulate its own militia. You know so that way the federal government can't force a state by military power, and so the state can protect itself when the federal government can't. Because when this union was formed... the idea of a single government over all was not the concept. It was more of a... get this... UNION of STATES.
The federal government's rule was to primarily deal with international relations, and to create interstate regulatory law. You know... solve the issues that no one state can solve since it relies on neighbouring states.
And that's where gun regulation is an issue. It's the fact that any regulation any state enacts is useless since you can just go to the state next door and circumvent those regulations!
Adrian Cox
Aiden Hughes
lost at a bike asking for food
Noah Rogers
Charles Hill
Brody Harris
exactly, Washington wasn't around for the internet
Camden Morgan
>commie
autism
Adam Gomez
James Taylor
ur gay . suck more dicks .
Ethan Foster
Adding additional regulations just reinforces the idea that the government somehow can impede on our God given rights. I agree everything is not simple and exceptions for reasonable circumstances like dangerous criminals or mentally ill persons owning firearms is acceptable but normal humans (American or not) have a natural right to self defense. It's already ridiculous how much we're restricted in what weapons the government "lets" us posses when there shouldn't be ANY limitations at all for an able citizen.
Caleb Sullivan
Wow. Doesn't even understand irony class. This fucker is fatally dumb and incapable of learning. You are like that class, most of you are like this emotionally driven drivel spouting asshole. Try to be bigger than it.
Henry Thompson
this article is about how the author has tried countering arguments with facts, but emotions always seem to be more important to people. No matter what the facts are. So, maybe try an appeal to emotion to change people's minds instead.
Ever heard of the phrase don't judge a book by its cover?
Read the article, dumbass
Brayden Miller
hahahaja ebin beniss :DDDD DAE Jewish berson is behind dis post :DDD XXD
Dylan Thomas
good come back, fag
Eli Ross
Again? Yay, Merica
Losers
Jason Anderson
bass is a bass guitar , you uneducated transgendered nigger .
Nathan Brown
One of these is wife material who can actually be employed as something other than a server or bartender, and the other is basically a talking sex doll. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine which is which.
Jaxson Hill
A bass guitar is still a guitar you inbred fucking mongoloid
Oliver Hall
Thesaurus some more foreignfag. It's obvious you're at best a troll and worst actually believe your points.
Daniel Ward
>I can if you actually tax people at even the same rates the US did in 1950
Bullshit. Now I know you're some fucking young cluebag who never paid for a goddamn thing in his life.
Gabriel James
Colton Brooks
Agreed
Julian Bailey
Bahahahahahahaha!!! Kys
Angel Butler
See... you agree partially.
You know what that's called.. compromise.
And yeah... we''l have to make compromises in enacting effecting nation wide regulations that are consistent across all states.
Like I said... I don't believe in BANNING guns. I believe in consistent, reasonable, regulation for things most of us on both sides of the argument agree on.
Like mentally ill and violent criminals not getting guns.
And yes, it won't be perfect. Some bad people will still get guns. But good people will be allowed to get guns to "defend" themselves in that situation.
I'm all for reasonable people owning guns.
I don't know why you seem to think I'm against that when I repeat over and over that I DO NOT believe in BANNING guns.
But when someone can just cross a stateline, buy a gun from a private seller with no background checks no nothing, then return to their own state and commit violent crimes with it. Well... that state is beholdent to the lack of regulation by that other state. And this is where INTERSTATE REGULATORY LAW comes in... the very thing the federal government was designed for.
Austin Flores
El Paso and Dayton shootings were democrat voters. El Paso shooter had his Facebook changed right before the shooting.
Josiah Taylor
No shit, right? Lots of americans would do the job for legal wages and conditions. Would help with the tent city problem out there too.
Blake Peterson
Zeus, is that you?
Asher Walker
Tyler Murphy
>Either a jealous foreigner from a third world shithole or just really bad at english
Brody Howard
Jayden Roberts
the language in the constitution is clear. the supreme court ruling that allowed government overreach to get to the point that it has needs to be overturned and rights need to be returned to the people. Either that or a 2/3rds majority needs to vote to repeal the second amendment. until then ANY gun laws are unconstitutional and ANY regulation on firearms is illegal.
Christian Morales
>Really? Then how do all those other countries do it?
They don't have more than half of their country not working.
They don't have 315 million people.
They don't have good healthcare. Unless you think that waiting for months for medical assistance is a good thing (Canada).
There is a reason why the U.S. has developed over 90% of all major medical breakthroughs of importance in the past 30 years.
Sebastian Thompson
You would never even get close to either one you fat incel
Camden Thomas
lol what? You need to stop jacking it to Stephen Colbert
Sebastian Phillips
lol
Easton Gonzalez
>cultural smash brothers
Lost
Isaiah Gray
such vitriol from the tolerant left
Ayden Sanchez
other countries are struggling to maintain their healthcare, they also tax their citizen at a 50% clip
but I know, the media told you orange man bad, he opposes universal healthcare, so clearly universal healthcare is good
Brayden Price
You get paid by weight and alot of them get paid roughly 100-150 dollars a day depending on how much you produce i did it for awhile my team was all young dudes so we made roughly 150-170 a day it's better pay than most minimum wage jobs but it's definitely not worth doing long term
Also pay depends on what your picking too avocados pay good because of the price that they sell for
Christopher Cox
Illegals are never counted among unemployment stats. They also don't count people not looking for work, since there's no possible way to do this.
Blake Cook
damn 2 minutes? That's a long time. I guess they had to get the picture just right with the lighting and such. They probably put makeup on him and the snek too.
Robert Watson
When did this become a /pol/ thread?
Adrian Bailey
Are you retarded? It's not free if you pay fucking 70% in taxes. Learn basic economics dumb fuck
Anthony Ward
>samefagging
Christopher Foster
kek
Jeremiah Fisher
Timely reference
Jonathan Bennett
The gun "problem" is hardly statistically relevant but people like you have been led to believe it's a grave danger to everyone. The body counts for things like diabetes or opiod od are many multiples that of guns even if you artificially inflate the numbers by including suicides but nobodies out marching against corn syrup. Get perspective and stop drinking the media koolaid
Tyler Gutierrez
o_O
I love when the right thinks the left can't meme/joke because they're so intolerant of tolerance.
But then are surprised when the left makes jokes that are marginally offensive.
Guess what... the left does not think you can never make a joke. The left just thinks it's a bit fucked up to kick a group of people when they're down with a joke.
The right is not "down", they're not on the ground struggling. You fuckers have white supremecists shooting up the fucking place and we're all expected to just accept that.
Yeah... the left can make of that stupidity.
Alexander Davis
>more money for rich people
>which also meant more jobs (lower unemployment) and a booming economy
nicely done, repubs
Landon Gomez
Dayton Shooting?
Angel Ross
Carson Richardson
Isaiah Ramirez
Both parties are fucking us man.
Dylan Reed
nobody gives a shit about your worthless respect , you pathetic neckbeard faggot .
Noah Morris
Yep, and I also believe in doing stuff about those other problems as well. I actually poor WAY more effort/concern into the opioid problem then I do guns.
The only reason I'm not right now is because this thread isn't about those problems.
This is called "having multiple opinions about the world".
It's not very hard.
Oliver Jenkins
Yet time and time again I hear that I'm supposed to respect all police, vets, etc.
If you don't want it... then stop demanding it.
Cameron Richardson
>taking pictures from early 2016 when liberals thought it was funny and a meme to wear those hats
nice rebuttal
Isaiah Collins
Painting the entire left with the 0.02% of its humorless, worst offenders doesn't really work. I'll agree they're humorless and terrible. Just as humorless and terrible as the far, far right which not stands as maybe as much as 50% of the right.
If the left aren't funny, try this: name 20 good conservative comedians.
Lucas Perez
it was for lying about a blowjob .
Noah Torres
And both Bernie and Trump voters think they're not the low information voters.
Jacob Nguyen
Isaac Myers
Should actually read "more money for people who aren't lazy and retarded"
Jacob Thompson
cringe
Jackson Gonzalez
waaaa ah ah ah
Logan Cook
back at you faggot
Brandon Scott
I only enjoy watching this soy boy because he doesn't get political during these cooking shows. his live shows are horrible and riff with it
Nathan Harris
The nucelar family is large middle class is the most liberal thing that ever happened throughout all of history. Literally large middle class is liberalism. It's not possible without unions and anti-trust laws.
Right wingers continually give tax cuts to the plutocrats, and the middle class continues to shrink under under their rule. Trump is continuing to remove corporate regulations that would allow for middle class expansion.
Nicholas Cox
yeah and they all talk and speak the same so they must be right lefty logic gives me a headache
Jason Gutierrez
Miami Dade. Florida man confirmed
Juan Jones
Henry Kelly
He wasn't impeached for getting a blow job. He was impeached for lying under oath and selling to the Chinese.
Also, it would be very hard to impeach somebody for running concentration camps of the previous president set them all up and everyone was completely fine with that then.
Cameron Myers
damn what dumbasses
Christopher Long
Not being able to complete a sentence is not "simple plain English."
Mason Hughes
Nah just from my intelligent brain. I'd say you can get one too but you've proven too stupid
Jack Reed
>70% in taxes
Isaiah Williams
It's because people are just people. We aren't left or right. We're all just dumb selfish faggots who glom onto the nearest opinion that closely resembles what we think we like.
Levi Morgan
The right can be funny, but usually isn't. Their jokes typically disparage the underclass, which is "punching down" in comedy. Which is unanimously considered unfunny and in poor taste.
Punching up tends to be funnier, poking fun at authority and upper class has more of a rebellious spirit to it.
Jaxson Bailey
Eh ? its top quality leftist sarcasm
Ryder Lopez
...
Nathaniel Perry
I ain't saying nothing but it seems like your the hatefull little insect bud.
Julian Barnes
ok almost satan but what about the thinkers and doers who drive the agenda ?
Eli Gomez
Chase Scott
smash bros is fun
Easton Collins
you already pay money that should get you health care, you're an idiot for not wanting to hold your government accountable for fucking you on healthcare
america already spends almost twice as much as canada on healthcare... what do you guys get for it?
rich pharma companies that work together with insurance companies to form price fixed monopolies that are generated through drug patents
what does canada get for half the money? healthcare for all citizens, 0 cost walk in, 0 cost for medial/surgical procedures and drugs at one 10% of the cost
then you have idiots saying universal healthcare is a bad idea, imagine if we simply fucked over the drug companies and monopolies and just did what canada did but with twice their budget per capita
people want to keep healthcare private but it is the absolute opposite of a free market when it comes to health care, universal care would exponentially decrease cost and improve availability of care as it does literally everywhere it is implemented in the rest of the 1st world countries on earth
Jeremiah Nguyen
Source or shut the fuck up, spic.
Ryder Mitchell
Oliver Roberts
Brayden Parker
I've always wondered how many people were killed following instructions like this.
Elijah Richardson
Gabriel Bennett
Isaiah Cox
corn syrup isn't worse for you than cane sugar . way to invalidate your argument , you dumb fucking hippie coward ...
William Powell
It was probably an accident.
If you have an enormous scrotum it's pretty easy to accidentally sit on, and I could see accidentally sitting on it and forcing it through a slat, and then it swells too much to get back out.
That said though, he's an idiot for sitting on something like this without anything on. I have a pillow I keep between my knees so I don't smash my nuts between my legs while I sleep, which jolts me awake and pisses me off. I have no idea how someone this old went so long without a minor mishap to warn him about the catastrophic ones.
Chase Martin
I dont know any comedians that are good with memes, if you're trying to imply that the left can meme
Nathaniel Morgan
They would just bribe any political leader to prevent free healthcare.
Even if we did manage they would probably just find another way to fuck us over.
Hudson Price
Angel King
stfu
Jackson Kelly
heh skip to 5.33 for a familiar face
youtube.com
Ethan Green
This
These fat, lazy fucks who fuck up their body while I'm sitting here drinking water and eating chicken breast. Nah fuck those guys. You have cancer or a legit random disease, I'm good with it being payed for.
Adrian Robinson
To be honest very few people in the military ever see combat
Samuel Cox
almost satan? What?
And what about the thinkers and doers who drive the agenda.
Yeah, they're the same thing. They're selfish fuckwit morons more concerned about their own bottom line and glom onto the closest thing that resembles their opinion... it's just that opninion contains an unflinching desire to extort wealth at whatever cost available.
Politicians are just like regular people, just leaning on the sociopathic spectrum more than average.
There's not some grand agenda. Politicians don't support the NRA or some stupid liberal solar panel ponzi scheme because of some complicated agenda.
It's a simple agenda...
They got paid.
It's the same reason that when you go to work and your boss asks you to do otherwise questionable things... a lot of people just go "well, it was my job... and I didn't think about the ecological impact of dumping our chemical waste into the river. Bossman told me to do it... so I did."
This world is duct-taped together by a bunch of monkeys concerned more with jerking off in as large a pile of money they can amass without feeling dirty about it. The only differences between is where the bar for feeling dirty is set.
Easton Richardson
Christopher Clark
make me faggot
oh darn... I'm not being tolerant. I said faggot. Ohhh nooooo. I must not be a real liberal!
Gabriel Brooks
the irony of having a smart right winger make an ironic meme that basically equates to ''lol don't let trump win in 2020, make sure you demand voter I.D. so republicans can win!''
followed by having a retarded right winger like you take the first part of the meme at face value and not understand the second part makes the rest of us look bad
please do us all a favor and kindly remove yourself from the gene pool, please do not breed
Christopher Davis
>t-the right can’t meme.. t-they only have religion!
Now this, my friendos, is one hard cope
Jackson Lee
cont'd
Don't get me wrong... I'm also a selfish fuckwit moron.
I only talk like this because in the long run... i gets me laid.
I'm just exercising my "get me laid" personality.
Sebastian Wilson
Ryder Moore
666 is called satan trips new friend i agree with most of that but trump is very rich and therefore cant be bribed
Isaiah Moore
i never demanded your respect , and the people you're talking about , they don't care about you either . they want respect from important adults , not clueless virgins .
Luis Jenkins
>I'm soooooooo innocent look at me.
Owen Allen
maybe but maybe not
Nicholas Cook
Kevin Peterson
awww, you were referring to my post number. Didn't notice that.
Yeah... but is he really that rich? He says he is, but it actually comes out he doesn't have as much money as he claims.
And he has time and time again bought into dumb business ideas out of attempts of growing his wealth larger.
Just because you're rich doesn't mean you can't be bribed... it just means you expect larger bribes.
Jeremiah Thompson
>chicken
nig
Nicholas Martin
yeah... if you didn't, then I wasn't talking to you.
You can move along ass hat.
I wasn't talking to you.
Luke Scott
Carson Diaz
Jace Martin
I don't know about the right, but you are for sure not funny and have no idea what the fuck you're talking about
Ryan Roberts
true but i suspect trying to bribe trump would be a big mistake besides NOBODY really likes Mexicans
Eli Rodriguez
I don't think they were attempting to be funny in that post.
So not sure how you're able to gauge their talents at humour.
Logan Sanders
>implying the right can be funny
>"y-y-you aren't funny :("
>implying the ability to meme is anything to be proud of
>"just because you're funny, how does that make you better than me?"
oof
David Miller
What the fuck kinda ylyl thread is this? Half of it's political and not remotely funny, just boring. I have to assume some reddit fag(s) are samefagging trying to dilute.
Well good job, you got me. You win. I'm done for the day. Someone spray cp all over the place and shut this shit down, please.
Samuel Mitchell
lost .
oh that face ...
Chase Kelly
Epic bread.
Landon Price
wrong
ohio was a leftie
el paso was a rightie
Jason Martin
Image limit reached otherwise we could have an aoc face thread