G'morning user

g'morning user
hope u slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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My son is going to be a father for the first time today. He's 19 years old and about as clueless as you can be. I hope I can convince him to get a paternity test soon, I don't have much faith in her. Oh, well, I'm going to be a grandpa, may as well enjoy it.

I have to shoot up a mosque first.

Marijuana, that's why

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Because I want to see more of this.
Please

I got shit to do, that's why.

The good times can come when I'm gone!

Sounds like you’ll be raising the kid most of the time

You can only kill yourself once.

i have too many drugs that would go to waste

>I'm going to be a grandpa

Not really though

Also kys breedertrash