Waifu morning

waifu morning

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I love celeste!
Fair enough
well
yeah i can't deny that...

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You little whore. You did lewds with him before me?!? His virgin ass was supposed to be mine!
Don't be sad.. you'll get dicked one day.

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Hello

youtu.be/3wtqy_dKDVM

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Lik this one >:3

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Ey, no licking the brit.

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*sticks hand down your panties and rubs the outside of your cute boipussi*
How are you, surrenderboi~?
I'll let you play with him if you give me 100% off~

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>rubs the outside of your cute boipussi

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I'm in a vc
this is not the time to make me hard

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hum

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I am the Brit

(Meant to say like, but that's fine too)

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You gotta do it to assert your dominance
*teases your puckered hole with two fingers*
Tell your friend how much of a slut you are~

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A gay frog

Who would have guessed

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This is a lil out of my league. I do gay trashtalk and roleplay but this is too heavy for me. I'll stand aside and watch. You can have him.

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The time has come.

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Nice trips.
Time for what?

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ok power bottom

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>Gay orbiter cant handle the erp

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Your boipussi is next, subby slut.

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u fucks go eat a giant nigger cock
u fuck are gonna get ur ass railed if u fight me

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Yes

Kermit is gay I know his weakness Mein Fuhrer

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Hunt the glowniggers for they pushed our prophet in front of a train.
I unironically uss TempleOS

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Rip terry
He's coding his own kernals in heaven

I'm a huge slut who loves cock
they really are turning the frogs gay

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Do it, subby slut.

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Hahaha! The trips of fate!
That means today I must roll for Summer Nobu!

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Who are u calling a sub? I'll trash ur nasty ass.

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Whatever you say chief.

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Hallo

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I don't see you doing it, Subway

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Ah man.. you are mean. That's no fun.

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This picture is mine now, thank you.

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It's banter, bitch boi~

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Glad I could be of help. Now go spread my Mordred while posting ur waifu
You are still hella mean.

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A nini from best rider Celty
nini thread

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Dab on em with the sick rolls

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ok whigger im good thanks

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hey
nini!

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Will an over-the-pants handjob make it up to you~?

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Nah..

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This picture...
Is also mine, thank you.
Now with our powers combined Summer Nobu will finally come home!
Blessed gacha luck upon you!

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What do you fine apealing in people?

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Just a regular handy?

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I have no idea what you are talking about but.. let's do it! Yeah!

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Maybe a make out session would do it.

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I see I've walked into the slut's /erp/ thread. Disgusting.

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Fine but no kissing :^)
We'll have to do it when I wake up though I'mma bout to hit the sack and go to bed

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Fine by me. I'll be waiting.

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Why am I being left out from all this degeneracy

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I'm not sure honestly
if we talk personality, kindness
physically, being cute i guess?

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since when you were gay

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I'm pretty sure a seras poster sent me his butt idk if that's him

The nice ones are the ones to watch out for, the more grumpy ones, are at least honest

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Gay thread is gay.

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I'd never

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I'll give you a handy after I make out with Saber

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Stop being gay, you gays! Fuck!

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Don't worry
i'm good at figuring people out
And i'm more then aware a kind appearance can be decieving

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I'm not I just like to screw around with people.

I had a gay friend through most of high school, who i constantly teased by acting like i was coming onto him. Probanly didn't help me find girls, because half of the ones i tried dating were almost sure i was gay.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I'm fine messing around.

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Good luck, already blew through my summer rolls
Water is wet

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Nuns are holy.

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that's awfully thought provoking

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How do you sus them out?

I ask practically everyone I date really deep questions, like what gives their life meaning, how do they overcome hardship, and what are their deepest aspiration.

Most dishonest people will be very uncomfortable, or will tell an obvius lie.

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E

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Just reading those questions made me uncomfortable.

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I'll return the favour 2 fold

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Rush B
This picture, it's a really good picture.

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I just do
it's one of the only real talents i can claim i have
i can usually tell from a short conversation with someone what their motivations are

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I wanna stick a .50 in her chamber.

Who is this cute little lesbian and how tight is her pussy?

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they say once you found love and it's rarer than gold
you stake your claim
it's so hard to hold
i said we struck a vain
and it's as wide as a road

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When it comes to fostering long standing relationships, they need to be asked.

I don't ask them right away, I'll throw one in after a few hours of convo.

I find philosophy interesting anyway, and I hope to find someone else who does too. Otherwise I think our relationship would be too shallow.

Dunno I just have a need to get into my partner's heads and understand what makes them tick.

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Wish I could say the same.

People have always been a bit of an enigma to me. my interest in philosophy, and phycology has helped me be more confident in my relationships, even if it does sort of make me come off as a bit pushy about personal questions.

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Nice Dubs

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Celeste
i wouldn't know how tight her pussy is because i have no interest in her sexually
Well
it does make sense you would ask about questions like that
it's always important to determine what kind of person you are dealing with

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My thoughts exactly

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Ded

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> bread dead

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Epstein committed suicide but there are no pictures of his body.

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hello hello, I love you all

Nice teef

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Big brain post.
Even me?

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We love you too!

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Thanks

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Love chan!

Hugz?

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Shiny pearly teef.

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Want me to show you what they are for?

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No. (:

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It's roll time, gamers!
Wish me luck and I might post my results

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Ok

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Hello, hello. You all suck except 2

Who? Is the 2

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youtube.com/watch?v=l3ZOgKy197E

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Still only 2

BC and Shitronella

Thanks

Not you. Go back to your state enforced aboriginal studies

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youre one to talk, yui

Im busy fucking up people in divinity with my alien elf

Hello leaf comrade. I heard sandniggers released a leaf recently, any clues on that?

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Imagine thinking I'm Yui

!Autism.ZWw #6TPKrYVH@/

This is "his"

share some, would ya

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I think my cab driver is drunk.

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dunno, I spend my days getting high to dull the boredom of sweeping the motorpool

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That picture hurts me.
Awh man, we aren't allowed to smoke pot, only legal substances in the army, basically alcohol and tobbaco.
Why don't you apply for instruction courses? Going after new patches sounds fun imo.

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Good morning. Aegis claimed.

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Not saying that we can work while drunk, or arrive drunk to base, but we are allowed to consume alcohol on our days off.

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Okay my cab driver is definitly drunk.
No.

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Is there anyone in your life you want to see burning in Hell

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we aren't allowed to smoke for up until 8 hours before work here. but really I sometimes microdose just before work when I feel like it'll be safe.
all the higher-ups are on leave right now, safe enough for me
I don't want it, I'm leaving in a few months anyway

don't die

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Nope.

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That's good

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Myself lol. And maybe too.
Boo, fair enough. Man, I'm not sure I could work while baked, sounds kinda difficult. I'm just praying for the final exam to come out well so I can get promoted.

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Same, but there is another guy who deserves it just as much as I do. I would gladly drag him down with me.

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nice

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Together in hell for eternity, how romantic. You sure know how to dampen my panties.

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I love everyone

it really is just a mood enhancer when I take a very low dose.
godspeed on the promotion

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hello aigis! are you well today?
hello kaguya

We would also save a lot of money on heathing.
Very nice.
So so, I'm on leave right now so day off, but, it's eh.
Thank you.
Mood enhancer? How so? How do you smoke it?

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No I hate him with every finer of my being. Not joking i would kill him if I ever ran into him again. My therapist has been trying to get me to stop this grudge, but i can't stop hating him.

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I'll give u a nice BIG hug! good and tight! lots of them
I'll hug you until i can hug you no more and then hug some more (:

Yeah. I'm not as hungover as I thought I'd be so that's good.

Uh, sure?

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I am sorry to hear this. what is leave?
I am glad to hear this!
this is unhealthy, friend.

yes, can't complain about anything.
how's you?

I take a tiny amount of shatter and smoke it. really small amount, enough to make me feel happier without being obviously high.
as long as others can't tell

okay

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I am doing my best

friendly bump

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yeah i never have drank alcohol

nope it didn't work

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hello friendly bump friend! are you well today?

n-not meaning to be creepy at all (:

im just relaxing after trying out a kewl hyper realism minecraft thingy!

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Ye, am sure
I'm on my day off from work, that is a leave.
What is shatter?
Booze is tight.
VR minecraft?

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I know I cant help it.

I hope I never see him again. That may be one of the reasons I want to move out of the US

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First, you need to win me. I apparently have multiple suitors.

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i don't like the bad things alcohol does to people
so i never want it in my life

nah just like uhhhh Raytracing Minecraft super real looking graffics

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they just love it when you play hard to get

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I see! I do not understand what this reply fully means but I hope that it was fun!
I see. they have told you to leave and you left?
it is alright. I understand.

i played intense video game.
but now i come here to unwind.
and uhmmm.... chill with peoples....

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Looka

I see! I hope that you are able to chill soon.

;~; ur sage ing...

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It doesn't sage in the NS settings, only if you manually enter it

weird!

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Ye, it be what it be though

fag

Hit the road, broad.
That sounds like a wound I'm not too eager in prodding into.
Is it Fortnite? John Wick.

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mine craft !!!!!!

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Well, I guess not being gay is hard to get.

Oh, so that's how it is? Fine, buy your own milk from now on!

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Oh fuck, that was some massive damage.

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What person do you know personally that you respect alot?

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I see! welcome, new friend

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me too

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this is what I mean, yes

Battletoads remaster?
I've been the one buying the milk this whole time.
Myself.
I saw this boat in half.

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youtu.be/8ci2hj7CSHI

That's alot of damage

I'm alive

post pretty anime pics for me to smile at! ^_^

games

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Yeah well...Ur dumb

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

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That's great you have to respect yourself before anyone else.

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Videogames?
U smell bad.

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I see, that is okay then, yes?
I do not post pictures, I am sorry.
hello russian waifu! are you well?

The let's take a shower, you can wash me.

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cheering on you

thonk

a concentrate of weed. it basically is THC and terpenes extracted

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Okay enough.

As I said, I am alive. Turn on NS

meow

:(
aww....

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>shatter
It's oil reclaim from dab rigs.
AKA. Resin.

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i used to respect myself but that didn't hold up as of recent times for a became too much of a villainous monstrosity

so i lost respect for myself the moment it became apparent to me

h-honk .?


,_,

Sorry to hear that. Remember were all monsters to some degree, even the best of us

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Yes (:
Wasn't that called hash? I'm weed iliterate.
Bark.
Is that like, cool? As I mentioned, know nearly nothing about weed.

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pew pew

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I hope that you do your best as well!
I do not understand this reply.
I am glad that you are alive

Turn on namesync

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I do not understand this reply.

oh im the wort of us
no doubt