I'm like pretty sure the fucking cops are gonna come busting down my door soon so like what should i do...

I'm like pretty sure the fucking cops are gonna come busting down my door soon so like what should i do. im like actually fucking terrified

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what did you do

LOL why are the cops gonna bust down your door?

Get on your knees with your hands behind your head as fast as possible.

i might of looked up PTHC without knowing what it meant cause my friend told me to. also i didnt have a vpn on at the time

what is PTHC?

the fuck is PTHC?

isnt that just a drug

You newbee faggot
Delete all the Cheese Pizza Asap

look it up and you will understand. but make sure you have lke 5 vpns on

no fuck you shut up and tell us faggot

nigga just tell us

Pre teen
guess HC yourself fucking incels

Stop scaring the kids user

it gave me a warning to not look at child porn

you should probably post your suspicions on the internet to ensure a no knock raid complete with flashbangs and rifles drawn

If I told you the HC meant hardcore coupled with OPs concerns could you guess what the first letters are?

Unlock your door, get on the floor and think about what you're gonna tell your lawyer.

pee titty horse cock

fucking faggot just tell us

Wait, you just once look pthc vids or pics and are affraid the fucking feds will knock your door off?! How old are you? 12?

Ironic right? "newbee"

the worst part is that my fam is super religious and will probs beat the shit out of me. I mean they one time tried to exercise a demon out of me cause i watched porn

I already wrote the first letters faggot:

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>Pre teen
>guess HC yourself fucking incels

You're not gonna be v& for typing 4 letters into a search engine, you potato.

Accidentally googling "CP" or "PTHC" is like a rite of passage around here. You're still a newfaggot and need to lurk moar, but it's a step toward being an oldfag.

do you think blaming it on my autism will work? if something does happen?

Do you not know how to reply to posts newfag?

yes?

What are the odds OP has a hard drive filled with CP...

All VPNs are controlled by the feds.
Good luck stupid user

It's true, this whole thread reeks of plausible deniability. OP is probably a seasoned pedo.

Why do you think that? Out of curiosity...

hey you dildo im not a pedo

The feds are totally coming. They will have cross reffed his IP from the warning site to a list of cyber criminals they are looking for and dispatched a van to Pedo OP's house.

Dunno he seems very retarded
But then he says things like CP and PTHC
So I'm not sure

Destroy your HD if it's about that.

>this

If HDD, use a magnet

If SSD, insert into anus

i am very retarded. i have pretty bad autism and sometimes do thinks without thinking

i was on fbi honey spots on ahmia.fi and im still good, they're probably spying on me or some shit but they aint finding shit cuz i dont do pizza, youre probably pedo so thats why youre scared. if youre looking at this fbi im not a pedo pls

Can confirm, will be intercepting OP soon

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>autism
I'm pretty sure you're just straight-up retarded.

Relax, there's nothing illegal about searching "pthc". Even if it were technically illegal, LEA have bigger fish to fry. Now, if you were asking an actual person for cp, that would be a different story.

You incels should stop smoke nigger shot
you all are fucking paranoid and shieet
muh dick

It's not illegal to Google pthc. Did you actually see any illegal pictures? No? You're fine. Fucking underage faggots

ok cool and theres a difference between being a retard and being autistic?

I'm happy when sick fucks like you start panicking, maybe you'll feel a fraction of how the victims in the images feel.

Rot in hell you fucking pedo.

based

Same bro, I searched "loli" on imagefap
The partyvan's still coming I'm sure of it, it's just 10 years delayed
Any second now

back to plebbit fucking moralfags

I can only imagine the squalid, sorry existence you lead.

ITT a new level of autism

Using the term LEA confirms you as a pedo

>theres a difference between being a retard and being autistic?
I suppose I depends on where you fall on the spectrum. Just because you're autistic doesn't mean your dumb; in fact, some autists are geniuses.

Anyway, it's not like "retarded" is a technical term.

Wut. How so?

Autism is a disorder, which is why its scientific name is ASD - Autistic Spectrum Disorder.

Don't conflate autism with genius. It's Savants who are geniuses.

i guess you're right on that. why is it that this is calming my nerves down so much you would think getting called retarded and a faggot over and over would hurt but its actually kinda nice

>crying for unknown kidz, my heart is bleeding bubble bubble

fucking faggot

I'm not conflating autism with genius. I was just pointing out the fact that there are autistic geniuses.

Your aggression makes me think you have an existential crisis about how fucked up you are.

Yeah whatever makes your dick hard sir

Greta Thunberg is an example. We should hold a candle to her, she's an inspiration.

Dunno dat whore?!
Is she worth to get raped and abused?

>getting called retarded and a faggot over and over would hurt but its actually kinda nice
That's a little weird. Anyway, I was just messing with you, m8.

>just feels like theres actually people that care in there own fucked up way but they actually care

>m8

Back to wales, you jigaboo

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Look up more PTHC just to make sure they got your address right.

I thought PTHC was a type of sandwich. Kinda like a BLT, but a bit more rapey and a bit more jaily.

You're saying it's not?!?!

The safest way to ensure that you don't get shot by the police is to go ahead and tie yourself up before they arrive. That way it is clear that you are not a threat.

Also, take your pants off so they can do an anal cavity search on the spot. If you make them wait until you get to the precinct, it will be much worse.

OP is clearly white so he has nothing to worry about. Except for being a pedo.

So you just typed "PTHC" on Google or you actually entered some websites ?

Bake them a cake.

Apparently not squire!

You guys are pretty retarded if you can't figure out the acronym. P.t.h.c lol. OP why would you even post this.. Hope you get stabbed by Mexicans in jail.

lol

Per Tene Hadr Cero?
Per Tnee Hrda Croe?

I'm stumped.

how long would it take partyvan to find you if like in OPs case you share illegal stuff hypothetically

like a couple of hours maybe

if they actually cared a few hours

Weeks to months. Or longer if it's a sting site. The FBI ran child's play for 11 months before they even started going to court to get warrants for the IPs they collected (and were the world's largest CP distributors for that time)

OP fucked up

Say hi to bubba

>world's largest

Pretty much this. Unless you're distributing, it's real unlikely that they go after you. Most cases of possession are secondary to another crime.

Yep, probably about 3 months to get a signed warrant. No-Knock. House full of DHS/ICE spooks. They'll scrub search all your PC's with Kali while your handcuffed on the lawn for the neighborhood to see.

Nightmare fuel

then stop being a pedo

Am not, you tiddytwiggler

>Sorry officer I don't remember the password

I'm sure a jury won't find that suspicious.

Would it work tho

It'd land you an indefinite contempt of court. Well past the time you'd have originally gotten, and then in 15 years when they can crack it your sentence will start.

They probably would be able to prove you committed other crimes like receiving and distributing based on Mac addresses etc without possession. So it's kind of silly to resist.

It's kind of funny to see them squirm.

It's no wonder TCAP was so popular. I wish there were more shows like that. It's like they have no concept of getting caught. They think they can just lie and lie and eventually you'll believe them.

That's not true. They run the darknet sites and allow distro just so they can get pos... Childsplay was like 1100 pos vs 2 actual abusers, other ops were similar

that's an acronym for numerous innocuous things, you ancient primordial nigger

There's a circuit split on on this... I think SCOTUS will uphold the 5th, ironically because Gorsuch votes with the left on criminal justice (and Garland would have voted with the right)

Any source for that 1100 convictions? I can't seem to find any info confirming that

Yeah they covered up the fuck out of it, a foreign nonenglish paper caught them running it while looking for the pedos that owned it. Major English media is in blackout mode, you'd probably have to get the links from the news section on on-topic sites, if there's any left. What's the one they ran for just 11 days that US media did cover? Numbers are similarly skewed.

whats the best way to beat kali from finding anything on your pc

ROT-26 encryption. Unbreakable

i mean scrubbing the hd. i never save anything i dl nor do i have any external hd like most pedos do

I prefer the RET-ARD method.

even ones in china, russia and vietnam?

Absolute maximum time?

>PTHC
lol the spam porn on this board,
if you dont diddle the littles
STFU

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Dban that bitch

Unless you used Tor, you "saved it" to your cache when you viewed it, and it still being there is a felony

just use incognito mode idgit

i use ccleaner and usually do a wipe every other week though and i thought that if you dl other stuff like non cp pics or vifs it over writes whatever is scrubbed?

Spinning hd or SSD, because wear leveling in ssds means your 1s and 0s won't get written over the data you're targeting all the time

so what does using ccleaner or dban even do if its not wiping anything?

Shoot yourself ya fukken pedo. Naw just tell what happened, you might get a beating but they can reasonable sometimes. FFS don't have anything in ur hand when they come in tho

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>PTHC
That is just radiology stuff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percutaneous_transhepatic_cholangiography

Eh, I think SCOTUS will land on the side of it not implicating the 5th under the "foregone" conclusion doctrine. It's a much more reasoned and logical argument.

lol no worries, you're not a creator or dealer, believe it or not these people care about who is at fault and have a decent sense of justice

your dumb local PD is arresting you and pretending to not know what justice is to make money to...enforce justice on more difficult targets. they're kind of like a mercenary company lol, more than people realize anyway. never tell a cop you're carrying a large amount of cash, if he asks about cash say you don't have any.

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Get the fuck outta the house

>exercise
So you had to do pushups and stuff?

Quick, go to walmart / harbor freight. purchase 2 1/2 or 5 lb mallet / hammer. Smash your computer with wild abandon, repeatedly, and with all your strength, preferably at 3 am. If parents bust in asking "what are you doing user" just say "christian things, google went all satan and put a titty on my screen"

SERVER WITH NO RULES
ANYTHING IS ALLOWED

>discord_.gg/9JvQBV2

>leave your house
>park car two/three blocks away
>watch your home from near car
>wait for cops to storm house
Now you know they're busy and can safely drive to one of the cop's home and rape/murder his family.