34yo german virgin cause of small dick whaT do

34yo german virgin cause of small dick whaT do

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that penis aint small

So you are a virgin because you are insecure as fuck about your tiny little dick?

First time I've been on Yea Forums in 5 years. You were making this exact same topic 5 years ago you autistic weirdo lmao.. good lord man. This must be really exciting for you

Haha, I've seen and cherished this post through the years too

Sure... That's your only problem fatty

21 german boi here welches bundesland? Wuerde dir ein blasen oder mich face fucken lassen

not only small dick but also fat as fuck lol

Du bist einfach nur fett. Und das ist nicht Mal nen Hinderniss, nur ne Ausrede.

Looks pretty average. And I've seen some pretty heavy dudes get laid too, so... maybe dwell on your personality... or join a gym, it builds confidence, you look great, and, due to the extra testosterone, it might make your dick a little bigger.

not because of small dick, its because youre fucking fat

>schreibt wie ein Spast
>hat recht

I'd let you fuck me daddy bear uwu

Still hoping to find a German gf here

Quit posting this you insecure attention whore

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Warum gehst du nicht in den Puff zum Ficken du Spast ?

24 yo italian virgin cause of crippling social anxiety here
Lose some weight faggot also i've seen that pic is probably bait

That's not small, you're just fucking fat

Your dick isn't that small dumdum. You're comparing yourself to porn stars who are the exception to the average.

If you lost some weight your dick would prob be 5+ inches which is average, and girth means a lot more to bitches then length. It's all about foreplay and clit rubbing for most women.

That being said, quit being such a lil bitch and find some puss before the emulator/sim ends and you die with a low score with aliens(us from future, a.i. trying to entertain itself) laughs at you for being such a dumdum and sends you to Bronx Science H.S. in Bronx, NY off the 26MTA bus line and 20 beeline and teachers aid touches you and you tell your mom and she doesn't believe you and you materbate 10 times a day and have to restart if you don't do it within 4 hours because the world will end if you don't and then you have suicidal thoughts because of a lack of life enrichment. SO just chill out and fuck a fat chick till you get your confidence up.

+1

If a chick requires two hands to completely hold it while jerking off then you're size is bigger then normal. Also, niggers.

WTF BRO?

needs a shrink..asap

Since I started posting this thread 5 years ago I gained another 80 lbs, this picture if me is old my dick is even smaller now. Still hoping to find a German gf here

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Your dicks about average. Try losing a bit of weight and it'll seem bigger. You can do it!

If you're in shape you can be as fucking weird as you want and get a girl. You have an anime figure collection, but you are healthy? You can find a girl on Tinder.

Take care of yourself first man.

Bruh, in the past 4 years I stopped visiting Yea Forums I got a social life and worked on myself. I am also way younger than you. However, you're not going to find a girlfriend on here you lunatic. Just go see a prostitute and get the stigma off your chest and stop posting your shitty physique until it is respectable. Imagine if you spent the past 5 years in any productive manner and not in self pity. Absolutely pathetic.

I mostly agree with you, but it can be risky to find a prostitute without getting yourself fined. I guess I'd just pretend I'm not a virgin, have a shitty fuck, and then move on.

I got a medical degree in the past 5 years not working 90 hours a week as a resident making no money at all

Proatuttea are legal here in germany

Ah yeah I guess it's a by country thing. In America it's super illegal for whatever reason.

I disagree with my country's laws on it, but that's another discussion to this.

GEt revenge on the wamen who have conspired to keep your genes out of the pool. Strong men don’t allow women to control you seed, making it the only acceptable time for a rape to occur.

u high? whores are legal in germany?

Idk. I think I read your comment wrong. Even more reason for op to just go to get in shape and have a shit fuck, but pretend to be a non virgin. Girls are gonna be turned super off if you say you're a virgin, because it sounds like you're saving it for something special.

Any femanons here

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Sorry no, but hey man, your dick would be pretty decent if you lost some weight. I'm not trying to be offensive with that, I have the same situation, but I've seen some real results from working out.

Look up some stuff on youtube. If you're like me and can't work out in front of people, there are workout routines for you.