A NUKE IS DROPPING SOON

A NUKE IS DROPPING SOON

Whoever replies in thread can enter the bomb shelter
>door starts open
>dubs closes door when open
>every reply after is stuck outside door until dubs is rolled again to open door
>trips detonates nuke
>if door is closed when nuke detonates all inside survive
>if door is open EVERYONE dies
>thread kill also detonates nuke

Start rolling

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Allahu akbar get in my car!

Damn...

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Open up fags.

I need some trips.

Lead the life we never will!

Rolling this shit

Someone said bomb on an airplane.

Let me in!

Die you mother fuckers!!

YES IM IN!!!

here we go

reroll

Okay time to drop the bomb then?

Hahaaa it's closed again!!

roll

rolling

welp

conksunk

Almost heaven. West Virginia. Blue ridge mountain. River nobody can spell.

save my life

Get nuked niggers

So damn close you fucks

O shit

ROLL BABY

Open up faggot

Sesamopen

niggar

open up bucko

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open up

You did it boy, we're in

fag

You motherf-

HERE COMES THE BOOM

Only two off, nearly killed all of us.

Wait up broski!

Yessss, door is shut again.

NO MORE DUBS UNTIL AFTER TRIPS

a suh dude

Dammit stop eating already! We're going to starve in here.

this dubs opens the door

BAM BALAM

HILD THE DOOR!

Boom headshot is this how i am supposed to do it

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Uhhh no

OPENCLOSEOPENCLOSE

Surely you wouldn't leave me behind. Not that I need your help or anything.

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bruh

FUCK

YOU CUNT

WE'RE ALL DEAD

lemme in

A NUKE IS DROPPING SOON

Whoever replies in thread can enter the bomb shelter
>door starts open

read thread

>Surely you wouldn't leave me behind. Not that I need your help or anything.


Fucking saved. Fresh air.

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kabooom

Well shit, now I'm going for trips just to kill all of us

Let me in!

Since I'm in, let's close the door and detonate that fatman

if you wanted trips just ask for it

Word to your mom, I came to drop bombs.

We gon die yo

Check em boys

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Open

Close the damn door

Fingers crossed for boom boom roll

Closed

Here it comessss ahhhhhhh!

Open

LOL wow

I got it this time

u all ded

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Kablammmmmmmm

Closed, let's nuke now pliis

Living here forever

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B00m B00m B00m

NUKE

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let me in bois i got my gamecube

It's been a few days guys I think it's safe to come out now.

Just a planned

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Still closed so nuke this place

I'm sorry for this destruction

Made it in

Easy there fuck boy, you almost got us

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poo

These are the last dubs and they opened the doors, OP's dubs did nothing

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Doors closed, nuke incoming

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blow it all to hell

See if I care

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INCOMING

Close the damn doors

But yea, I'm not worried

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As an animu grill, that makes you a jap, and thus most susceptible to nukes

YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED

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Mega kek

We might need to let some people in. Suicide is getting bad in here. Pic related.

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H

Don't you talk to me in that dimension

The doors are open faggot

>imagine the smell

Let’s hope no one gets 25 kills, or we’re fucked

Ok never mind, now the doors are closed

Dropping nuke

Probability wise, who gets hit with more than two nukes kaka....

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Yeah, but there's that one guy who got hit with lightning like 8 times in his life.

Once you get hit one time, it converts your atoms. You become a magnet for it. It's the same with sharks and the lottery.

Dubs

DUBZ

newfags aren't ready for the nukening

I'll make dinner tonight!

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The doors still started open

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Roll

i'm ready

my body

IS READY

Is the door open?

The doors be closed bois, let's nuke this shit

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nooooooo
will i get in in the last moment?

F

555 is coming

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Boom

Roll

im in
is the door closed?
IS THE DOOR CLOSED?
HELLO?!!??!?!
IS THE FUCKING DOOR CLOSED!??!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did I make it?

Sorry about this

neato deleto earth-o

gay

You almost doomed us all
doors are open

5

4

Booom!!

bang

3

Doors start open faggot

this is fun

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

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Relax, there's no way we're rolling trips

shit

Yes I made it in, I brought my nintendies

Let’s close this bitch up

Say goodbye faggots, it's time to blow this bitch

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Doors start open because
>Whoever replies in thread can enter the bomb shelter
>door starts open
Doors immediately close
Open
Close
Open
Close literally next post
Open
Close
Open next post
Close
Open next post
Close
Open
Close
Open
Immediate close

Doors currently closed.
No you didn't

Kaboom

Doors Are open. Let's nuke y'all

Holy off by one batman, I nearly killed my own damn self...

Doors are closed actually

What's this button do?

Doors are open, close em back up

you almost blew it

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Roll

Well at least I let myself in...

Close them up before it blows!

Lemme in

Did this guy not detonate

>be me
>Finally get in to the already over crowded shelter
>tendies in hand ready to watch the fire works
>mfw no more empty couches

let me in I can cook pasta for you

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333

im innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
doors are closed

Actually they are open

Common let’s hurry this up before we all blow to smithereens

10, 9, 8,....

ah fuck

Hah look at these sorry outside fags

Doors are currently OPEN

>Play by play about them being closed followed by...
>Doors open

DOORS ARE OPEN AS OF

DOORS CLOSE

LET ME IN
LET ME INNNNNN

Fuck the doors

DOORS OPEN AGAIN

this is stupid close those doors before we all die

Oh fuck...

that's almost nukeworthy.

Doors are officially open

is this supposed to be like an off brand 3301?

Nuke incomin

Can I come in?
I'm a gay furry.

DOORS ARE OPEN

Fuuck this ain't no 711 boy shut the damn door.

Are they open or closed?

Y'all dead

5 4 3, I know you see

Closed

F

Previous play by play
>Doors were closed

Dubs since last play by play:
Open
Close
Open
Close
Open
Close
Open
Closed

AS OF
We are CLOSED

Statistically most of us are going to live

The phantom, exterior like fish eggs
interior like suicide wrist-red(rags?)
I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed
cheat on your man homie AGHHH I tried to sneak through the door man!
Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck! Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! Please! I beg you! We're dead! You're a g-g-genuine dick sucker!

Fuck sorry boss I got confused

I for one am glad play-by-play guy is safe. If he weren't here who the fuck would know if we were even safe or not?

Rolling for detonation.

walter

maybe we can take the nuke inside
so all the guy inside have to go outside now

Is it now good time to purge this place?

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666 would be great.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Open up fags

Well then

where is nuke at

Captain! They’re pounding on the door!

One way or another I'm getting in

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Nuke time losers

Check em bitches

We could also turn it into a snuke.

Let me iiiiiiin

Come on baby reroll

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BOOM

Die

Thanks comrade

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Close this ship

society

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Incoming

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I am become death

Here we go

Incoming nukearino

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Mmmm

Ez trips game over

boom

sry guys

The end

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Reroll

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Rolling for trips

I won't get trips now

Close ‘em

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Trips meme

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Nukalooga

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Here or comes

gg

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can i come in

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R.I.P
手紙Bの倒れた兵士

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I’m sorry my brothers, for I have rolled trips and doomed every last one of us

ive been blessed to enter. sry for nuke

Nuke already detonated retard

Lol yes

...die.
Die.
DDDIIIEEE!!!111ONEONEONE

Previous play by play
>Closed

Dubs since:
Open
Closed
Open
Closed

BOOM

You're welcome for the play by plays, I'm glad I survived the apocalypse.

I vote play-by-play guy for vault overseer.

I second

I third

now we need to settle on what kind of sick and twisted experimentation will be going on

In keeping with my nature as play by play guy, vault 999 (the trips decided our number) will require all dwellers to journal everything they do on terminals, journals will be publicly viewable, and inaccuracy will be punished.

Everyone in this vault will know everything that is going on.

The no privacy vault?

Exactly

that's fine, I can only masturbate with an audience anyway

Is it open or closed?

The nuke went off and the door is closed

roll