Cats are disgusting and useless

Cats are disgusting and useless.
Why do people even get them?
They only eat, shit, and spread toxoplasmosis (mind changing disease).

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I rescued my cat from a car accident.
He's shown me nothing but love and support.
Cuddling him is like going to a different dimension were everything is gud

because i am an ammonia production agent and i love my clients

But they taste great

because if you be clean and mindful, they are great companions, cunt

Shit bot poster fuck off. No better than a log bot poster. Ruining b, ruining Yea Forums, and most of all a worthless annoying flea of a faggot. Fuck off.

That's just like, your opinion man

What?
Okay Cheng.
>clean
Clean? Pig would be cleaner.
>Mindful
Nope
Sure, couple copy-paste posts would ruin your porn shithole, sure.

>I am disgusting and useless.
>Why do people even like me?
>I only eat, shit, and spread toxoplasmosis (mind changing disease).

Whom ar u quoting?

We hillbillies keep them for pest control. Mine is 40% house cat and 60% predator , a good balance, really makes the nig to respect it's human owners.
Your faggot house cat will probably piss on your face when you sleep.

Cats are placebo tier pest control.

Great as snake food

this

opinion discarded, if you can't be self aware then you're trash

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You can't discard a fact.

They are the best

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seething, dilate and come back

seething, dilate and come back

they are worst

>brain-infecting parasite
>mind changing disease

How could you say something like that with this little guy looking at you?

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By having my instincts being disabled.

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What pet is not disgusting?
Dogs? They are even more disgusting.
Mice and rats? Fucking gross.
Birds? Fucking gross too.

Literally everyone who I know and has a cat, are fucking retards.

Niggers? Don't forget about those coons.

Niggers are worse than cat

My cat and I are pretty much inseperable. In fact, she's snuggled up next to me as I type this. I'd be much lonlier without her,

How do I leave anti-freeze outdoors, so only cats can drink it?

Tic-toc

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>and useless
I would pay $1000 for a cat that would shit on people like that.

Would you pay $10 000 for parrot that would shit on me? I want hyacinth macaw.

You also can't discard a cat. They keep coming back.

This pesticide would fix it

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You just described every pet

Basically yes, owning pet is retarded.
Owning cat is fucking worse, than just owning a pet

whats worse than a fucking cat?.. .catmaniac idiots.

this

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No wonder all cats are allergic to cat owners.

vid with sound. warning LOUD

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I just lost my cat. My best buddy for 14 years. The only animal type ever to voluntary team up with humans. If you are not a total faggot, they provide you with tons of joy in exchange of care and food. If you only get along with pets you can command around and treat bad, you are literally worse than a ghetto nigger full on meth.

So do you

No, I sell propane and propane accessories.

My cats give me limitless love and affection when they're in the mood. They're like little people, with their own personality. For instance, my oldest cat has a very sensitive stomach, and if food I buy might make her vomit, she'll drag her bowl to me and then flip it over. I add that food to the list I shouldn't buy, and life goes on. Personally, i don't like dogs that much because they're so mindlessly obedient that it's uncanny and frankly unnerving. Cats have personality and will do whatever they want, simply to please themselves. That makes them pretty similar to humans