Be me

i forgot brakes. yes brakes.

Yes. unfortunately
You laugh at me, but be happy that you got a better hand in life dealt to you.
Im gonna fuckin do it Yea Forumsros. I'm gonna figure this shit out and get back to you

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go on son

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OP the wheels provide "rotational inertia" which keeps one upright

to examine these forces on a micro scale, just google the Gyroscope

Trust rotational inertia and just keep the bike moving forward

practice on grass with pads and a helmet if you're really afraid

Sciencey stuff isnt my thing but i trust you user

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Sciency stuff doesn't matter, just look at Gyroscopes lmao

You'll notice that this spinning wheel (which is just like a bike wheel) keeps itself upright

If you wanna know more, go to one of those Science Museums that every city has

no science museum required to ride a bike.
just go send it

I hope you fall off that bike and break a leg faggot

i hope you break ur fingers writing more bullshit

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Riding a bike is MUCH easier than learning how to skateboard, snowboard, ski, skate, or rollerblade.

I can ride a bike (with no hands), but can't do anything else.

its not required, most of us just started riding with out it

I'm just trying to provide an adult user with a basis for understanding the forces that are fundamental to the operation of a bicycle

someone's fingers breaking while typing something bad would be awesome.

for the record i support OP and his worth endeavor.

and you're garbage

Post pics of your bike

You'll do fine user

The faster you go the more stable the bike is, don’t worry user it’s easier than you think

F

you will never be normal OP
no matter how much you try

you're still overthinking riding a bike.
(most) every little kid out there learned how to ride a bike without google or museums.

experience in the seat is the fastest way to competency.

OP don’t be ashamed. Lots of people have forgotten how to ride a bike or really did never learn. Keep at it.
Here’s some advice from a bicycle nerd (me):
DO NOT BUY A WALMART BICYCLE!!! Spend at least 300-400 or you won’t get a good bike!
Good luck user :)

You should have got a motorcycle, then you could kys yourself proper like.

None of us ever will. OP is just going to be abnormal on a bike from now on.

"I miss her, too."

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Oof. i got a Black and Blue Roadmaster from Walmart
yknow, because im a brokefag
its a nice bike imo.
Dark as fuck out, but heres a picture of the same kinda bike i have. same colors too

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I've been there bro, I got made fun of for not knowing how to ride a bike for a good bit of my childhood... random neighbor gave me a bike and I kept at it till I got it... took me all summer but it was the best feeling ever! U got it user!

hope your bike gets stolen by a nigger you dumb poorfag

haha funy n word

go back to instagram instead of venting your frustrations on Yea Forums

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how old are you? shut up

you're just learning. that bike is fine. there's always going to be some snob telling you it's not. if you bought an expensive one, they'd call you retarded because you're going to trash it.

Good, looks like you can't fuck up the fork. I see so many people put the front fork on backwards. You know the little thumb screws on the cables at both ends are to adjust the cable tension? The pads should just barely not touch [pick each end up and spin wheel to check for rub]

Also make sure your seat and handbars are straight.

people will laugh at you when they see you trying to drive a bike and failing, you know that right haha

>trying to drive a bike
>drive

his comment made me chuckle and his juvenile speech was done in jest to parodize some stupid shit you said.

you shut up, bitch.

could say the same to you, shut up

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this guy can't even drive his fingers correctly

> be me
> 12th birthday
> want bike
> parents took me to walmart and purchased a green bike, helmet, pads, and etc
> happy!
> parents immediately got buyer remorse
> return everything
> still sad
> I'm almost 30yo and still don't know to ride a bike.

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read this entire thread except the hate comments, i believe in u aswell

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haha good comeback poorfag idiot
why don't you learn how to make better comebacks after you learn HOW TO DRIVE A BIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA

lolol fucken loser

I grew up hella poor but yet still learned to ride a bike, quit being a fag and teach yourself

bump

learn how to use proper nouns relating to the proper vehicules idiot, i dont know why i even have to explain this to someone like fuck sake man go to school or something

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Damn, son, that hits right in the feels.

From a random asshole on the internet: I hope shit gets better for you.

this is Yea Forums who gives a fuck.

i am 30, hadn't ridden a bike in probably 15 years. only ever had cheap BMX's. married a triathlete. her constant exercise made me feel bad cause i'm now lazy slob. i bought a road bike with my last bonus, and i have to say relearning everything was way more fun as an "adult" anyways.

if you're upset about it, go for it. what kind of area do you live in?

wait your that one whore's son. dude i used to pay your mom 20$ to ride my cock

at least I can teach myself something in school, you can't drive a bike lol

and you're the reason everybody hates Yea Forums now. god, i wish i could quit coming here.

fuckin' degenerates, man.

inb4 this is the same fetus posting this lmao

>everyone who doesn't think like me is just one person
object permanence buddy, heard of it?

then dont come here. Just go to your liberal safe space

i remember my dad teaching me. little did he know i would use said bike to ride to my friends house, blow him and get home before supper no one the wiser, good times.

so?

>I want my circlejerk of good emotions boo hoo ;;__;;
go back to plebbit you normiefag

good luck OP. it's pretty straightforward if you keep it straightforward. just ride the brake so you don't go too fast. if you clamp down on the wrong handle (right one, almost always) you'll flip over the front.

My wife can't ride a bike. Parents bought her one, her dad got sick before she learned how to ride very well. While she was helping out, her younger sister took her bike, learned to ride, and broke it. Still trying to teach her, she can't handle the pedaling while balancing, bought her a motorcycle, she is terrified of it, had best look with 50cc scooter, no clutch no pedals just twist throttle and go. She even dumped it in the back yard and got back on it. I did teach her to swim, so maybe I will get her to pedal that bike and drive that motorcycle too one day. get out there and do your thing anons. I drie a 1300cc motorcycle and I'm 6ft5, but I will put around the back yard on the scooter for fun too, don't care one bit what the neighbors think

my dad was a gambling addict, he use the money to bet on football and lost everything.

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this website would cease to exist. and that would probably be a good thing.

lmfao

i like debate. i get caught up in it. proving myself superior in the midst of little bitches like you is almost addicting. it's like smoking. Yea Forums is the nicotine, and you're the cancer.

damn that's funny

chad af

well your not verry good at it

yet here you are user. mr bones reminder: the ride never ends

got a light?

Get on it, cycling has brought me joy in my life. I hope that bike does too. EVERYONE crashes. Good luck user

this thread is so inundated with retards, you have no idea which posts are mine.

Nor do I give a sit

>a sit

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at least i could sit on a bike and know its mine.+ know how to ride it

>drive a bike

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nah mate, dont try that error was unsalvageable. nun of ur highschool shit could get you out of that one

i just back-traced this guy, looked into his permanent record, and found out he's a faggot.

his opinion don't matter.

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oh a typo. damn i must getting ready to get my ass kicked huh. lolol tell me when your hear ill open the door for you

oh you did. who am i then? if you arnt right your fake as fuck

this
learn to ride, user, learn to ride

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Your grammar's getting worse and worse. You ok, indie fag?

>Look at my thread
>It blew up
>another user is in the same situation
You can do it too! i believe in you, buy a bike and believe

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nope. wish i was that young again thoe. fake ass "hacker"

Keep trying. A helmet would be a pretty good investment, too.

yes

grammar*

fuck yeah OP. your supporters are winning too.
these other dweebs can't even form a sentence anymore.

OP, this is exactly how I taught both of my sons to ride. You'll pick it up quickly..don't give up!

Thanks for incorrecting me.

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np bro. Since I won and you'r boring as fucks I'm out.

Not today old friend, next week I will buy a used bike from local pawn shop and practices.

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let's drop the petty arguments about spelling and grammar. this website is world wide, and there could be canadians on here, so harping on sentence structure is kind of a low blow.

lets get back to how much this guy likes cocks in his mouth.

I wouldn't use the word delusional cause you'd be to retarded to understand what that means.

Yes. He loves big ol' dicks for sure.

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If you live in Fresno I'll teach you for gas money