Ok so Yea Forums i'll make this short and sweet

Fully awake and aware.

I wasn't concerned with taking a picture of the moment.

show her fat butt pls

I dont know how i can sneak a pic right now she is extremely... Not happy right now. too say the least.

but she indeed has a very big ass wide hips

You should probably tell the whole story. Did you just come up to her and cum on her ass randomly?

Greentext

pls tell how do you did this?
she was sleeping?
cummed on her nude ass?

Fake and gay kys retard

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I guess that's fair...

Not gonna lie I admire her booty since its so huge. She is slim with with very wide hips and booty is thicc with decent breasts.

But idk I kinda snapped she came too my room to show me something on her phone a video and she was wearing a very loose shirt so when she leaned over got full boob view she caught me staring after awhile an scolded me.

Couple min later i found her bent over and i just walked up behind her and started rubbing her booty idk why i just control it anymore after so many years (single mom btw) so i pulled her pants down no underwear and she couldnt stop me so she said not to put it in so i just rubbed my junk all over her ass till i nutted all over it. and yeah.........

I kinda wish it was... I'm freaking out she left furious and locked her door. I literally went full betatard

You just sexually assulted your own mother, are you proud user?

Well she basically wanted it but still afraid you might impregnate. If this shit is real, then you're the man.

You raped her dude.

Not really lol...

and then?
what did she said? this is so hot!!!
how old is she? do you jerked to her in your puberty?

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I know i know... Hence when im freaking out

I nutted all over her ass and back after that i snapped out of it and backed off she just pulled her pants up and stormed off.

I feel the guilt im honestly sick to my stomach.

Op should know the fucken rules by now

Post pic of mom

I'm a newfag i like to lurk but this is a desperate time

She's going to call the cops and lock you away lmao you couldnt have watched some porn or something lol dude hope you like prison rapist.

Nigga you came on your mother's ass. Either seek help or fuck her. No more of this half measure bullshit.

>stormed off

ever talked to her since then?
do you guys live together?
did she cried?

Your fucked.

Post pic.

This literally happen like 20 min b4 post.

this would be interesting if user wasn't a faggot

She's just rubbing one out with your cum. Go get her son

this is so fucking hot!
God bless you OP!

Fuck off rajesh and learn English on my mother fucking board.

how long did you plan this?
since months?

Least he can do before being sent away to the slammer.

Describe what ur mom looks like or post pic. I need the right image for my dick, this is important.

I keep checking too see if her door is open or anything but still locked.

idk if i should knock and talk about it or just kill myself right now lol

why? I tought my Jewish is good enough!

Not planned more like impulse

First time i saw anything nude of her

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you already nutted on her ass. you might as well go finish the job

yeah but the story is really hot son

suicide is gay don't do that faggot

First time touching her in that way also.

update us on the next morning

I wanna at least sneak a pic of her booty for all of you but door locked tight

Kys or go to prison you rapist

I bet she has a big fat white butt!
do you saw her snatch?
Imagine this is where are you came from!

>I hear sirens in the distance getting closer

might be too late for me bois

do you smelled something? her ass scent?

nah she is your mom
she would never call the cops

if she didn't want it, she wouldn't have let you get that far

No i didn't see her pussy. she held her pants up all i could get to was the bootyhole lmao

>rapist
More like molestation at the most, and if she didn't want it she could have easily said stop it and slapped him or something instead of just saying don't penetrate lmao.

Sounds about right.

All of you are kinda right she didnt really stop me from rubbing her ass she mostly just asked wtf i was doing

If this is real, she was probably too stunned to react logically.

text her and see what she says

What the fuck did I say you indian piece of shit? Learn fucking English and the white women are for white men not iphone assemblinh non english brown pieces of shit like you. Stupid fucking poo in loo go back to kik

This is very real i know i have no way of proving it. but what your saying makes sense she was probably confused and stunned

you need to go to prison if you legitimately can't hold back urges like that. Probably bait thread though, nice if so.

>Cops in front of building

Rip me prob last post heart is beating 1000 times a second might have a heart attack

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i completely buy this lol. UHH i go with text her. Tbh I would probably ignore and hope nobody ever spoke of it again

If cops come post picture of cops before your arrest

You probably right and this was the first impulse i ever had like this in 20+ years idk wtf happened

Told you faggot. Enjoy prison

I refuse to believe any of this till I get a picture of something

This

Post picture of cops user to prove you’re op

Probs the best comedic larp I've ever read, good one OP.

get ready for thicc dick in booty hole

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Pics pls

OP is kill

OP Got Fuckin' arrested most likely
>Can't wait to see this on the news

in about 8 minutes with the cops already in front of the house he definitely got arrested by now

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Yeah I’d agree if this was a trustworthy place but since user has not provided any proof I’m guessing this was a LARP

poor OP. Just wanted some booty

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60 percent of the time, it works everytime.

Cops are probably reading this thread right now

>Local virgin arrested cumming in Mothers ass

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probs nutted on the screen on the screen before being cuffed and taken out back

Fuck da police...

hey fbi if OP is in court please tell him he's the biggest retard of the century

All the evidence is right here

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I’m just saying it would have taken two seconds to take a picture of the cops outside parking so I don’t believe it’s real. I suppose it could be considering the lack of OP responses but it’s highly unlikely. Plus why would his mom let him finish then call the cops. Not like she couldn’t smack him in the face or run or some shit. No mom would be like that in a non porn scenario.

The writing style of the post about the cops and ops writing style are 100% different.

I could be wrong but there are no cops at op's house.

Unless the dudes a two pump chump it would have taken a couple minutes for him to blast. She could have done a lot there.

your not wrong i am a retard.

Um hey everyone OP here idk how to uh...Prove it exactly...?

But Cops weren't here that was someone else I do live in an apartment tho oddly enough

BUT AGAIN... Mom came to me and we had a long talk about what went down she is upset with me still but we talked so thats a good first step to not being in jail ...

Pic of mom

pic of the apartment complex or gtfo

trying to get a stealth pic somehow but she is being very cautious around me for good reason i want too deliver on ass at least (obvi not gonna show face)

why do i need to send a pic off my apartment complex lmao

>08/09/19(Fri)20:42:19
shitpost on Yea Forums for over an hour

sounds good op don't get caught

How about we start at taking a pic of the apartment complex.

but why?

Why are you not fucking her right now?

no cops were here that was someone elses bull shit i did hear sirens tho but they drove past

To see if you're telling the truth about living in an apartment complex.

fuck off dude, no one wants a pic of an apartment complex

Better sleep with one eye open tonight. You mom might return the favor of ass play.

What did she say?

just act really depressed maybe she'll be less cautious and then BAM snap it

Hope you can deliver soon.

Told ya

she is sitting on the couch cant get ass pic

Dude can't you find and of her social medias or some shit? Just change the file name if your paranoid of us

i feel like its randos tryna act like op

like this guy

Op......you have to give us something

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no its actually me :)

im honestly trying real hard im sitting here on phone ready to snap a pic but i can tell she is keeping one eye on me

This

oh and uhh she mostly just i guess you can say cussed me out for doing that too her but she also understands?

its very confusing

ask her can she grab you a glass of water or something, then take the ass pic

What did she tell you?

ahh so much to reply too

i am paranoid this is very stressful for me being a newfag i just needed a vent idk where else too turn

So much to reply too
she is very conservative in her pics its mostly just like face pics maybe some cleavage?

face/cleavage works for now, do it

she told me she was very thrown off by the situation but she understood we live together no dad just me and her in a small apartment she was careless with accidentally flashing me boobs and she will try to wear bras boring stuff but she forgave me and asked that i try not too do it again all in all its like she was making it sound like it was her fault

Dubs checked

damn it she went back too room and closed door
I promise to get a pic

You should've tried to talk her into giving a handjob

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but she LET you nut all on her ass user

as a mother, she could have snapped on you for doing that, but she LET you do it.

that has to mean something

She liked it

please do

This

Don't worry man. Looks like your mom loves you. I wouldn't do it again tho. If you depend on her for housing and living expenses better not to give her a reason to kick you out. Try to find your own place if possible. Distance is good, it makes things easier.

Because stop LARPing

Damn it she switched to some ugly idk what to call it a moomoo ugly night gown idk i think she wants to not be in tight clothing around me (not gonna lie kinda shame)

still want a pic people she has door open? outfit doesnt show her ass well

Sure
Post mommy

You want to make sure her ass is well looked after so that she doesn't develop any hemoroidal damages from tearing/ pink glove etc. This can sometimes be less visible and dark skin it is harder to tell, sometimes you have hemoroids that start inside the ass but she will know after awhile when her defecations have red it is a clear sign she is developing anal lesions. This is only hastened if you are not keeping her asshole clean which you should by now unless she is a hooker and fucks anybody then just pay her to leave before she infects your couch with her dirty pus bloated rectum juice. She could also get dysentery in her vagina if she lets any infection from ass sores spread out and into her pussy where it could advance into leprosy and her pussy falls out. So you will have to douche her pussy to make sure it doesn't rot from all the bacteria accompanied from the sex and stuff also she will need to put a hose up her ass t o wash out the clog from her shit being caked with semen. It will cake up inside and eventually pinch of her colon where she shits inside herself instead of pushing out her lady poop.

Yes pic please

Pull one off fb...just want to see the bitch

just get us any pic man, we need it

ok ill try and say i wanna talk more and try to sneak a pic quickly my goal is too get size of ass too kinda prove she is thicc then i think ill be done

Get that ass for us

Where is the Picture OP?

Why can't any of you see this is all a shitpost.

but imagin tho ass pic gets posted

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Halt deine verfickte Fette Ami fresse du Drecks Jude. Arschgeficktes Juden schwein. Amerikanisches Fotzenkind!

ok i got a pic but its honestly shit tier idk if its even worth too upload the outfit she has on honestly sucks im having second thoughts maybe i should wait until she puts legging on again if ever

If you’re not larping legit just put your phone at your side as you walk by a take a pic, not hard

just post it we need a motivator to stay alive

its not that its just idk its not fapworthy at all everyone drop any high hopes you have

>her reaction
I cum buckets no need for a pic anymore!
She is a dirty filthy whore... fucking hot!
I bet she madturbated hard after that as she locked up her door!

Post it or you're pure bullshit

You better post something you little newfag nigger, were couting on you to deliver.

alright alright fine ill upload the shit pic but again drop your high hopes one sec

You own us our time Post it

Finally

omfg pic limit 2 mb and pic is 2.2 mb fml 1 sec

Youre giving me cancer

Double cancer

You are clearly retarded

Holy fuck newfags here fall for every larp they see.
Fuck Yea Forums I'm going back to /pol/.
Fucking stupid niggers.

you would thinking cumming on my mom would already show im retarded

>this entire thread
Put me in the screencap

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here fuckers take the shit pic jesus xD

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dubs checked

Sure m8 see ya

Who’s screencapping this lol, op's faggotry needs to be immortalized

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you legit put a pillow under your mom's bedsheets bro, try again

LUL all you had to do was show her, my man took a pic of his pillow under the blankets

post so i can download pls

Here user a better picture

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put me in the cap Yea Forumsro

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Surely op will deliver

i mean i have a second pic that i didnt want to upload cause it has shit in it but ill just scratch it out

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OP is a faggot.

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How are you this fucking stupid?
Take a fucking real picture of her body, not your bed you piece of shit.

Download "secret camera" app if need be motherfucker.

Mfw OP has been tripping balls and thinks his comforter is his mom.

At least it's a nice flower pattern...

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Noise trips

Trips require OP's mom's ass

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just take a faraway pic bro, i can barely see the legs

op? Op?! OP!?!?!?!??!

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Getting warmer. Whole body you faggot. Scratch the shit you need to out but show her whole body.

Otherwise it is you in drag.

refuse to believe after all those years of your mom having a fat ass you didnt take a pic of her in leggings or loose clothes

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green text everything that led to the the nut
How the fuck did you get to that point?

I’m saving this for tinder matches. Thanks user.

i cant exactly go back into her room now its just gonna be suspicious i was avoiding full body pics lol

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LOL wtf is that? You raped the couch

Just YOLO it nigger pull her dress up

What if his moms a ghost that just looks like bedsheets

You are full of shit. There is no proof that pic is a female let alone your fucking mom. Ask her if she wants to go to a museum or something tomorrow. Millions of valid excuses to enter the room.

Just ask her if you can take a picture of her ass. Tell her you can use it to fap instead of molesting her again

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fuckn amazing

so you sexually assaulted ur mom but are too afraid to take a picture. wat

She wanted you to stick it in bro....fuuuuuuuck

I hope you were honest and told her how attractive you find her. Plant the seed that you’re sorry you did it but want to take it further. Do it bro.

That means Op is a faggot

Post more bedsheets pls

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Hes obviously larping. Fake ass pictures. He literally threw his pillow on his legs and took a picture.

lol

maybe a print to lower the img quality

Larping bud it's correct. Op is a virgin faggot. He doesn't have the balls to fuck his imaginary hot mom.

Your mom looks like a couch

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Nice dubs

what the hell is going on here

OP why delete them you piece of shit?

We’re all jacking off to a pillow and a blanket but we sure aren’t happy about it.

>virgin op says he came on his mom's ass
>whole thread tryna get pic of his mom's ass
>keeps posting bedsheets
>some think he's larping
i think he's larping too imo

Long story short op suck dicks for work.

They where fake, see

You have convinced me after all these years to cum on my mom fuck it lets get my sister too

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Look at the SIZE of those PILLOWS

Honestly someone get rid of this Cancer Fuck this

Those have be Double D's

Now were talkin!

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Just got blue balled by a shitty fuckin thread with no good pics
Mfw

...

Fuck out of here with that shit

i-isnt that.... incest????

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Full pic of OP's mom.

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DAMN SHE SEXY AF

Is this a furniture thread now

>This is my kink

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ok i lol'd

>Old Milf Gets Sat on

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here's my bed after i got messy with it

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Shit nigga I was edging myself but now I full on came

I know this joke, but for the life of me I just can't remember the punch line. Nice rare bait annon.

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practically begging for it

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put me in screencap

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loli thread

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>Obvious Larping Is Obvious

This is some real spicy shit user

this is a bullshit story OP and more than likely you're a stupid nigger

So many Btards requesting incest now hope your happy OP Fucking nigger

Top kek Bait.

...

Well, guess you gotta murder her. Burn the body so there is no dna evidence.

whole thread is screencapped Yea Forumsros

post

for dubs

am newfag dont know how to post all caps help

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Sick of this shit popping up Niggers
make a new thread for incest or whatever

This was the most successful larping I have ever seen

How does this shit have so many replies

I think the OP Left years ago and someone was baiting us the wording is all different

I Have Too Agree With You
SumOne Called Out The Fake OP Saying They Were Talking Different And Suddenly The Wording Changes And OP Comes Back

Likely Story

dis is honest rare bait so much cancer

>Chairs got me dyin' though

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sorry i was just unretarding myself here

bitly/2yQadHc

Good. I love you for who you are

Oh shit didn't the Info Thing.

It kinda ruins it for me it proves he got pic from someone else

Really was Larping I am sad

Fake or not This shit was hilarious I love Yea Forums

>"i'm being serious"

Yeah ok Bud saying it makes it legit

Wait a minute i know that info button

>Its from Messenger

Who is sending you pics user?

That Fact That OP Didn't Delete This Thread Is Suspicious.

Confirmed bait

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>Was OP ever truly here
Prop not
>Bet mum isnt real