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super abusive, shitty human being. took advantage of my mental vulnerability and got what he could out of it. no job, no hs diploma, no drive to do anything but sleep and smoke dope and drink all day.

Probably not steal my landlords wife’s pics. I still regret it.

F

High School.

Chelsea? dat u?

not Chelsea lol. sorry man

Yeah had a chick (friend) stay in my dorm and sleep in my bed back in college. It was late and we were drinking. Said she didn't want to walk back to her dorm. She took her pants off and got into my bed with me.

My retarded 19 year old self didn't pick up on the signals and nothing happened. I'm married to another woman now but I still regret it to this day.

no problem qt, gl

I would go back 2010ish and tell myself two things...
-get a job and invest everything in Bitcoin and sell Dec 2017
-and DO NOT marry the beautiful girl you start dating late 2016. Shes hot AF and a fun GF but not marriage material.

you too, bröther

I'm torn between two. Either the time I asked that one friend for nudes and destroyed a lot of friendships or that time I groped my other friend's tits while I thought she was sleeping. Probably the former, if I hadn't ruined that friendship I may have never done the latter

Swimming out of my dads sack.

This

Not discover porn at an early age

failed suicide attempt

To 2010, tell myself to not break up with my (then) current GF no matter how tempted I get, it's not gonna lead anywhere, and pay more attention to her, she's not a sex object, you're gonna regret it more than 10 years later.

r.i.p

wow that's a mood

Girl was super into me, like saw her future with me. She rode horses and lived on a farm, knew how to breed animals for the best genetics, and knew how to shower a man with more gifts than he could ever be prepared to receive. Scarlett was perfect, but I was selfish and she chose a "safer" guy. Total beta, it killed me to see her with him.

Go back to my middle school years and be a better friend and a more serious learner. I feel like if I could fix that, my high school years and college years would have been so much better.

RIP indeed. Those two are my biggest regrets and I would give damn near anything for a do-over. But well, that's the past and it can't be changed right.

Explain both, what happened user?

i would have pulled out of your mom

Meth. Actually, I'm not sure.

Let my uncle fuck my ass.

Knocking up your mom. Such a mistake

Sauce?

Also, I would choose to not molest my cousin who was 3 yrs younger than me. Still think about killing myself every day.

Why? How is your relationship with her?

I wish i bought a thermometer that day, i also wish i took a left not a right the next day.

Explain

Why? What was the aftermath?

I wish all you faggots would re-do this thread and post some more rape gifs for me to download

Not befriend someone who is a closet junkie.

I took a drug test for a really important job, forgot a thermomater for fake piss. It was too hot. The next day i took a right out of my neighborhood and got arrested. Shit fucked everthing up im still paying for it.

Not really strained at all but she's kinda of weird and fucked up. I'm pretty sure I didn't fuck her up too bad (I suspect other stuff happened) but I didn't need to add to it. (Was 14-18 when we did stuff)

i dared my gf to let every guy at a party fuck her raw. she got a couple std's and i couldn't get myself to touch that so i broke up with her as a result

Anyone got that dank source?

Tried searching - nothing

when i was like 10 one of my stupid friends with playing a game with girls at recess where he'd try and touch them. he got in trouble for it and then lied and said he i was doing it too. for some reason the girls lied to i guess they were all just stupid kids. no one believed me and the school put me, a quiet shy kid, through abject hell for it and also at home. I'd stand up for myself if i could go back, i can't make friendships to this very day because i have no trust in friends, let alone a deep suspicion and mistrust of adults in general now.

>when a beta cuck finds himself a thot.

same. Scouring google and also a couple porn sites trying to find it but no luck

What does being a cuck feel like?

Who even posted that?

How? Like you can find a job?

Loser

What do you suspect happened? And what would you two do? Also, how is she weird?

When I was in grade 5 these three highschool kids cornered me in an alleyway when I was walking home from school and dragged me into an abandoned garage. The one kid made me suck him off in front of his friends and I bawled the entire time. They then told me to strip naked so they could fuck me and I started bawling and begging them not to rape me and I kept telling them I'm not gay. I guess my begging and crying and bringing up gay made the other two guys suddenly not into raping me so the guy I blew took out a lock blade and held it to my throat and said if I ever told anyone he'd kill my little sister (I didn't know who they were but they knew me enough to know I had a little sister) and then kill me. I was so scared I never told anyone.

If I could go back now I would have just let them all rape me because ever since that day I've had a huge fetish for rape and I love being spit roasted. I wish I knew then how fucking hot it is to just be someone's fuck toy but at the time I was so scared they'd kill me.

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I guess my question is why?

It would be studying law in college to fuck over my mom and get custody of my siblings

Probably not hesitate to kill myself

How would he touch them? Also, what were the consequences?

None, even though I’ve done some fucked up things, ok a lot of fucked up things they made me who I am and I learned from all the bullshit. I’m not perfect but I know myself and wouldn’t change for anything.

You're a disgusting human.

That time my daughter came home really drunk and passed out on the lounge chair, this time i would fuck her instead of just feel her tits and pussy

Job was fixing airplanes. I bartend now. Gotta expunge my charges and go thru aa to go back to aviation.

would go back and keep this whore as my personal slut for 20~ years, man the pussy and fake tits are something to live for + literal 10/10 bj and deepthroat skills

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The same thing happened to me dude. Mine was even worse, she took her pants off right in front of me, had a frog on the front of her panties and said "look at my frog isn't he cute?" And was touching it. My dumb ass went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, came back and she was sleeping in my bed already.

CTRL+Z on my entire Jr year at university. A loooooot of stuff that year fucked up my life, and not in "lessons learned" kinda ways

You'll get through the tough times user, we may not be able to change the past but you can sure do have a say in what your present and future will be like. Just dont give up on what you wanna do.

That time I left my .380 out by mistake and my son found it thinking it was a toy. I still want to kill myself everyday for what happened to him.

That time i licked my daughter's pussy

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i sort of believe the butterfly effect, would i choose not to date my ex for 4.5 years if i knew she will cheat? yes. but then i wouldn't end up where i am not with a better job and a better gf (wife material), so if i would have never dated my whore ex maybe i would have ended up somewhere worse or possibly where i am at sooner, you never know.

>if you could pick one moment from your life for a do-over, what would it be ?
it would be me avoid clicking on this post.
That girl is clearly intoxicated and not acting. That webm is of an actual rape.

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Is he alive tho?

would not have wasted 5 years of my life with college sending me into crippling depression when my dad died halfway through, now im 29 and dont know what to do anymore

Pretty good, I have a long term gf now, I'm in shape, a good group of friends and I made 550k last year after bonus. can't complain

Work with my brother to dispose of our bipolar alcoholic stepdad.

Thanks user. I appreciate it. Im not doing to bad i make about 200 dollars a day as a bartender. Its just so much shit i gotta do to get back on track. I was even thinking about enlisting in the military, to work on planes and get experience. And that would maybe let the employers look past my past.

Hooked up with a girl in college with red hair and big tits. She stopped things before I could fuck her. I found out years later that a few months after we hooked up she got raped by her cousin and let him get away with it. I sometimes wish I’d just held her down and fucked her without her consent.

I started to say not a whole lot to explain but then I remembered details.

The first one started around 2016. My circle of friends used to talk a lot on Skype This was around August I think. Like the hottest time of the year and one friend of mine lived in an apartment and had no A/C. We were having a video call and she decided to take her shirt off cus it was really hot. Well underneath she had a sports bra on and everyone thought I'd be all perverted and shit or something like that. (I don't remember the details very well.) So a joke started up and she would video call the group in without her shirt more and more. After a while she even started sending me pics of her in just a bra and panties. Then her boyfriend even got in on it and sent me a pic of her masturbating (with his face from the Skype video frame covering her pussy). They even acted like they would send me an actual nude pic at some point. So one day I'm picking her up from her place to take her to the local skating rink and we stop at my place and talk while waiting for the rink to open. She sends memes and a few bra and pantie pics and I ask her about an actual nude like she'd been hinting at for a while by then. So she actually does it. Then she tells her bf thinking he'll find it funny or some shit. He didn't. He nearly broke up with her on the spot. She's all kinds of torn up emotionally and had me drive her back home. I'm over there with her trying to be a good friend and she's talking like suicidal shit and i'm trying to get her to promise me she won't do it. She never promises me but thankfully didn't kill herself. Next morning I find out she's talked with her bf and not only did they not break up but he convinced her to play up the victim bullshit and turn literally every friend of mine except for like two against me. Also cost me my relationship with one of her friends (like we were actually dating at the time).

pic related, one of the pics she sent me.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

should I cont with the other story?

also this is the nude she sent (she was 18 at the time)

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what happened user?

Not completely leave all my friends behind during 8th grade, have a year-and-a-half-long autistic, gay, emo fit, and now be constantly disgusted and regretful. I was a complete cringe lord, got swept up in relationship that ended poorly, made friends with terribly over-dramatic gays, and was hated by most of my previous friends for multiple years afterward. I'm just glad I could pick up the pieces and sort out most of my shit.

I reluctantly lel’d

200 a day? I used to make that in a week at my old job, if I worked 30 hours lol. As for getting your shit together, it will take time but I'm sure it's going to be worth it. Just enjoy the ride user.

Thanks man.

sounds 50s and super kino

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No and I want to die every day because of it. I ruined my marriage and my job and now I live in a shitty apartment with basically nothing. I drink myself to sleep every night and the only thing I have in my bedroom is that .380 and his picture. I’ve even put the gun against my temple but can’t pull the trigger.

Please continue

I guess. Not my fault they hit that fire hydrant and power distributor.

why made you not as safe?

I'm unclear how she can play the victim when she psersonally chose to send you a pic and when there is ample evidence that she's been sharing risque pics with you for a long time. Sounds like you're better off without those shallow twats

Mistakes happen, its hard for me to tell you to get over something like that. But atleast try to cope. You can always start a new family and be a better father from the lessons theres tragic mistakes have shown you. I wish you the best user.

sorry man. day by day

I struck my little sister when we were teenagers as she stole money from me booze/drugs. It ruined our whole relationship for years. I wish I would've tried to help her rather than be an angry cunt to her all the time. Maybe she would have recovered sooner

Nothing really. Every little thing in my life has contributed to making me who I am now, even and perhaps especially the bad things that happened. I like who I am. I'm happy with where I am in life and where I'm heading. Yeah there's a lot of sadness in the past but it's in the past and everyone has sadness in their past. Right now, I'm doing good.

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It sucks user, but that is the hand you were dealt with. The best you can do now is try to move forward and forget about killing yourself, it would be insulting to your son's memory if you ended your own life.

Oh I completely agree, hence why I have no qualms about sharing her pics publicly.

You're full of shit. Fucking script writer over here.

The first time I realized I could get away with stealing my friend's sister's panties. Lead to a life of degenerate ideas. I've gotten away with far too much in my life and at this point I pray that next time I sneak into a qt's house while she's gone, I find her boomer dad cleaning his shotgun in the living room.

Jesus Christ, that episode. All those years in the service and didn't break LT. JG. What a fucking waste he would have been.

At least it's good to know at least some of those creepy faggots I had the displeasure of coming across in my life are full of regret later in life.

I would've never introduced myself to my wife

Feels bad man, tell us the other one

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The way she's nursing that cock? Nah, she's into it.

What have you gotten away with tho?

Same dude. Oral herps. Fucking cunt never told me, and I was too young and stupid to recognize them. Fucking cunt, she knew she had them too.

Fucking brotherzoned on Yea Forums other guy an hero

This has got to be fake. There is no way.

he'd play tag and try to push on their chest or crotch. they made me miss recess for the rest of the year and spend it in a room writing papers on how bad i was every day. my parents didn't believe me and punished me at home even though i was crying every time i came home. Some justice came of it though that "friend" who lied died young. i still wish hell on those girls for lying too though

Try, try, again, user...

I love how chicks will play it off like, "it's not herpes, it's a cold sore."

There's a lot of cuck fetishists here who have never had a girlfriend. Shit's weird.

Please say sike and tell me you're not actually this naive and embarrassing. Please.

Regret? Or just a do over?

Holy fuck, that took a twist for the unexpected. How did he die?

Visited an out of state office, hooked up with the secretary/travel chick. Lying in bed, she says, "You know, have you ever thought about being with two women? It is every man's fantasy."

I duh'd and nothing happened.

I was 18 my gf was 19 her younger sister was 16.5. Younger sis was getting into porn and wanted to blow me. Gf approved and said only this one time. I turned it down so l wouldnt be a pedo, also assumed when she was 18 the option would come up again.
>broke up
>the option never came up again
> found out legal sexual age in my state was 16 - 24 yrs was ok 16 -25 was pedo act.
Missed my only chance to be sisters. But we had 3 way kisses fairly often.

Would replay this in a heart beat

This
If I was broke and living alone first thing I'd sell would be the gun that killed my son.
Next time write a reason he still has his gun

Saskatoon?

i don't know the cause, i suspected he OD'd, was in a car crash dui or not, or killed himself. i hadn't talked with him since he told me he lied because he didn't want to be the only one in trouble. saw his obituary years later

I somehow avoided getting them on my dick I guess, don't know how that miracle happened, but I do get them on my mouth and it is absolutely mortifyingly embarrassing when there's an outbreak. One day I feel a slight tingle, and 45 minutes later there's a welt forming. I can't think of anything more heinous and scummy than knowing you have an STD and giving it to someone.

bruh

I understand the cuck part, but I don't get being a cuck if you never had sex. The logistics of the scene doesn't even make sense. 2/10 for effort.

Probably that time I tried to mine bitcoin and quit because it confused me and I would only have made(at the time) only a couple bucks.

I would diet in a more responsible way. At 9 years old I was 160lbs due to a shitty parent giving me a shitty diet. I was told I wouldn't reach 18 if I carried on that way.

I went on a crash diet over the next 4 years, however those were the most formative years of my body changing. So now I'm stuck being a 5ft 8 manlet who absolutely fucking despises hid parent for the fucked up diet and both parents for giving me shit genetics

Scratch that, I think my decision as a sperm cell would be to do a 180 and walk away.

wouldnt have molested my sister

Go find your spank material somewhere else, neckbeardo

I know a girl who is a nymph and she's kinda hot but the bitch has herpes. Last time we talked her body count was 21-24 guys. Sucks for all those guys.

i had a great diet, my brother is 6 foot 3 inches, my dad is 6 foot, my mom is 5'7. i'm 5''8. sometimes this stuff happens man. 5'8 ain't bad, most cats are 5'8

Wouldn't have dated the girl I'm with now, I feel trapped all the time and feel as though everything involving her is fake. I miss my ex so much and think about her everyday and would do anything to get back with her :/

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Please, I'm gonna die if I'm not given a story before midnight!

>do a 180 and walk away.

i think you mean 360, fren

Burglaries, flashings, public masturbation, countless stolen articles of clothing. I do stuff just to build memories to fap to later. One time I stole a middle school cheerleader neighbor's used panties (I knew they were gone on a Christmas vacation) and made tea with them. My spank bank is full but I keep filling it. There's no end in sight, I dive into every opportunity I see. The only way to stop me is to catch me, and nobody has in the 13 years since I first stole my best friend's cute sister's underwear.

Neh. San Diego was the epicenter of street racing in the 2000s, so bad they were the first city that made it if you were caught, they'd crush your car, and force you to watch it. I've never really been one to be one of the statistics, but in a way, I guess I am.

Not too much of a story with this next one but i'll share nonetheless.

Friend and I used to hang out all the time. I would go stay at her house and spend the night all the time. Initially it would only be if her bf was too cus I hung out at his place almost every day. We'd talk, play games, drink just normal stuff. After a while I started staying over at her place without her bf just as a friend and I'd sometimes stay the night. Usually slept on the floor next to her bed in my sleeping bag. After a while she started letting me sleep in the bed with her. Well one night she was wearing a loose top and I woke up in the middle of the night. I was facing her and I could see down her top and see her boobs (or her top had ridden up in her sleep, I don't remember). Well me being young, dumb, and tired, (and possibly drunk but I don't know for sure on that one) didn't think she'd wake up if I groped her tits. I do so and eventually go back to sleep. Find out the next morning that she was awake for it and was "too scared" to say anything. Really wish she would've said something that night. I know I'd have stopped right then. Ended up costing me my friendship with her, temporarily with her bf, and with all of our mutual friends save one, and all of my self respect.

you poor thing

>most cats are 5'8
Yea but most PEOPLE are 6’. Kill your self, pip.

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Not break up with my ex. I wanted to at the time and sabotaged our relationship, so now I am always guilty because of it

I get that, but I'm fairly certain my crash diet lead to a lack of height. Even three inches more would've been enough. I have a gf and have had a few in the past, but I could've been getting so much more if it wasn't for my manlet height.

I'd redo the entirety of fucking my sister when we were kids. I'd pretty much just use the knowledge I gained growing up to make it better and easier, mostly just changing the day we got caught and owning up to the fact protecting her 'virginity' wasn't worth it and understanding my cock was WAY too big for her asshole at the time.

thank you for your sympathy it means a lot

What perception do people have of you?

I would have to say the day I got the courage to leave my ex. She was boring and overweight and could seriously do better. She begged me she would do anything if I have her a second chance. I was just done and walked. Little did I know that breaking up was what she needed to lose 40lbs, learn to be slutty, and get a kick ass job. Her husband is a lucky guy with 2 kids. Luckily I moved so I don't have to run into them.

How the fuck has no one else commented on this

wanna step outside user?

No, no. I think the issue is how you defended yourself from the bullshit you claim to have came your way as a result of others finding out, with said evidence.

>Find out the next morning that she was awake for it and was "too scared" to say anything.

Explain, what happened?

cause tldr

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>they'd crush your car, and force you to watch it.
dude just close your eyes lmao

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She confronted me about it the next morning. Not much to explain and I don't really remember the details other than the fact that she said that she was too scared to say anything that night.

Picking up my current gf. Dropping her has proved difficult.

How did you get caught? Also, what is your relationship like nowadays? Is she a weird fat landwhale?

Her pussy is probably absolutely covered in them, it probably spreads down her legs, into her inner thighs. That shit spreads if you aren't careful when they "pop", and she doesn't sound like the type of person that is conscious of that. You definitely wouldn't want to risk banging her anyway.

Explain?

You should've chosen to never get your Yea Forums pass

dude, she was letting you sleep in the same bed as her and she had a bf, so either a. she wanted the d and you just groped her and she felt bad about it in the morning cause creepo move b. shes a cunt who manipulated the situation for fuck all reasons

this ALWAYS happens. one day you will be the one picking up that great ass

Cause gay af

I was hit on at my minimum wage job when I was 17 by a girl I was attracted too. They asked me to leave, I should have. I definitely would've preferred having sex with a woman over that fucking movie theatre job.

Cus its a faggot making up a story to get his rocks off idiot.

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Tbh, she probably froze when she realized what was happening and probably felt disgusted with herself for not reacting. Probably cried a little bit too when you were gone.

Shouldn't have dropped out of High School. I considered it a pointless waste of time in a building full of assholes and it was. But college wasn't. And I could've gone years earlier if I had stayed in scjool.

We got caught by our dad with me trying to cram my dick in her ass. It was our first 'attempt' at anything other than hand jobs or oral so I was a bitch and wanted to preserve her pussy for some reason.

Que an hour or two of her telling me "wrong hole" and our pops walks in and flips out.

We're actually still really close, still see each other naked from time to time with no fooling around and she's not a land whale either. Pretty much the exact opposite of what people tells you happens after incest.

I know she couldn't do that for me, she had to be inspired. But damn, I have never found something with everything like that. I was also naive as well.

I like my pass. It's quite convenient not to have to do the captcha after every post. Also it lets me prove I'm the same responder when responding to myself with my pass showing (cus how many people still have a pass from 2017 active?)

In hindsight I'm pretty sure it was the latter.

Then why do you think she continued to pretend to be my friend and claiming to have forgiven me before dropping me a month or more later and then holding it over my head as blackmail

She had it on her upper lip tho. I remember seeing her go through an outbreak at least two or three times. Shit looked painful, especially when she would talk. She was kinda hot tho, and I imagined many of the guys she fucked were probably like "fuck it, pussy is pussy" and that mentality more than likely got them herpes as well.

To kiss Jessica when i had the chance.

this

That's precious. Do you tell this story at Christmas? You should.

What did your dad do and what is your relationship with him now? Does the whole family know?

>many years ago
>be 9-10
>get some lotto numbers off a fortune cookie
>have an uncle play them for me
>watch the drawings live
>first number, match
>second number, match
>third number, match
>fourth number, match
>fifth number, match
>Powerball, 17
>I had 16
>literally off by one from jackpot
>didn't realize ticket was still worth money
>threw it out

avoid dating this one indian chick in college, bitch was nuts. not the good kind.

How nuts?

I hear you. I got with some lousy skanks in my time, and the only thing that saved me was my sentient dick. Whenever a chick was way sketchy, I couldn't get it up. I'd tell my cock, "COME ON, MAN!" and he'd be like, "This skag is diseased, and I will have no part of this". : D

like trap me as a passenger in her car and drive at high speeds on a highway and not stop or let me go kind of crazy

Don't need to. Everyone knows.

He flipped out, yelled at me, tossed some play boy at me shouting "Do you like this?". Honestly, at the time it was more terrifying but looking back on it now it's just confusing. Like, of course I do. You just witnessed me trying to fuck a girl in the ass.

But anyway, he started spending more time alone with her behind closed doors and shit. Taking 2 hour trips to walmart with her in just her cheer uniform or an undersized nightgown while I sat on our living room couch blowing a few loads waiting for them to get home.

He then for some fucking reason decided to tell THE ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY I was dicking my sister.

Post em.

Did you get caught?

Shit. I dated an Indian chick for a few months when she was just out of college and she was crazy in the “get into fights over stupid shit and then suck my dick on the beach” way. That was more fun.

sounds hot as fuck! how was that punjabi pusi tho?

my birth

i had that minus the dick sucking, sounds like you got the better one

CP?

Are you making this shit up now? Doesnt sound that realistic. I imagined he would have beat the fuck out of you.

>806745264
Found it. Look up "Drunk Alise" on phub

Caught a bullet on November 20th, 1982. If I could, I would stay home from work that day.

I used to keylog a public computer in the store where I worked, I got into a ton of womens emails, and I would often blackmail them.

They trust me. My friends and family trust me way too much. I'm even often left to babysit for a friend of the family's kids (not that I'd ever actually do anything to them).

Definitely

lol

She was a spoiled brat and she knew it, but she was cute, had huge tits, and was in the phase where she was fucking white guys behind her immigrant parents’ backs. Good times.

Did he sodomize you? Make you commit fellatio?

Same here

horrible, literally the worst sex i ever had. relationship lasted 8 months ONLY because she was hot

Been there, bro. I did play with her tits, though.

Everytime I tell someone this story, that's their reaction. But nope, this is actually what happened. Nothing is more awkward that your grandma confronting you about 'why did you do that?' in regards to incest.

What did you do with the bottle?

Invest in apple, Microsoft, ect.

topkek!

Hey, you were the fastest sperm that day. You're a WINNER!

I would probably raped a few more girls now that I know how few of them would have told anyone.

He dropped it on accident, shattering it on his tiled kitchen floor and leaving little glass shards all over the place to piss everyone who enters off for weeks to come.

Do you have any voyeur of your family or friends?

I think the dad part is what makes me doubt it. Sounds to me like you are saying that your dad suddenly decided to jump on board and fiddle with your sister as well AND then rat you and your sister out even though your sister might potentially rat him out as well.

When I busted a nut on your mom's chin. I should have busted in her pussy.

I wouldn’t let my father convince me that I should suck him off.

A stupid race when I was 19, user friend broke a leg and I destroyed the car, loose a lot of user-friends (not too friends... assholes), but life was hard for a while after that....

WELCOME, NEWFRIEND!

>He thinks cold sores aren't herpes
>He thinks he doesn't have herpes
user you have herpes

I'd swerve and kill myself in the accident. The lives around me would be so much better now if that point I stopped bringing them all down.

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You're lucky, 10 years ago she would have been 12 :D

I don't tho, it was just comment on how girls will be in denial about herpes.

As the person that's lived it, and did it. Her and I started fooling around when I was 12, I was 15 when we got caught. But, even then the entire situation is a bunch of fucked.

Now, my Mom knew about it. She just literally didn't care. So, that's the starting point.

Everything after that is a mess. I agree, that his reaction was fucking weird. Like, "Here son, let me scream at you and give you all this porn to distract you from fucking your sister while I go talk to her privately". Back then I assumed it was like, "Oh shit, she's going to tell him about all the times we fooled around and when we started and I'm dead." But it just fucking stopped after that. It was buried, and never brought up again until my grandma pestered me about it.

But at -that- point, I was fucking pissed. There was NO reason to tell anyone that at all. But even then, it wasn't really brought up and I was just known as the sister fucker of the family from that point forward. Needless to say, they don't talk to me much.

But, as for my dad fucking her. I don't know, I feel there's enough evidence there; but in the same thought I'm pretty sure it's just anxiety making my thoughts race.

Get rid of the gun, drop the bottle, squirt out another kid and carry on.
You're welcome.

Wouldn’t have messaged my first gf so I wouldn’t have met her

I think the fact that he didnt kill you, or at the very least tried to, gives merits to those ideas. Also, sex abuse within a family is really something taboo that nobody wants to discuss or acknowledge because you dont wanna fuck over the people involved.

DUI

Several years ago now. Drank vodka all day then drank 4 coronas and drove home from my friends.

Plowed right into a fence

Started a 5 year spiral into alcoholism that I've only recently come out from

Feels like I missed my early 20's boyo's. Feels bad

they're mostly all bad man. the few that aren't are few and far between and frankly there's just not enough for everyone.

LOL, used to work with a chick that had HPV, but told every dude she slutted around with, bless her. Thing is she was so hot none of them cared. Last time I saw her she was up to about 30 :D

truly man's most dangerous enemy

I got in a drunk driving accident too about 9 years ago. Got a TBI from it. I went in the opposite direction of you tho, it knocked me down from a suicidal level addiction to a reasonable level of consumption

I think that's the first time I've thought of it like that with the whole, "he didn't kill you" thought process of getting caught.

Cause, most of our 'hookups' if you could really call bad handjobs and toothy blowjobs hook up, were either /really/ early in the morning time perfectly for right after our mom left for work and before our dad would wake up. Either that of when I'd walk her home from cheerleading practice because cheer uniforms make me instahard, or in the back of our car while we waited for our parents to get out of the store.

Needless to say, I taught her to be comfortable with public hook ups.

But, after we got caught it was the "here's some porn while I go talk to her". Then it was him and her would spend a lot of time alone behind closed doors. Then it progressed to her and him going to the store in like I said, either an undersized night gown or her cheer uniform. Now you would think, if you can crank out 3 cum wads by the time they got home they'd be carrying in a bunch of bags. But naw fam, it was a few candy bars and she always needed a shower when she got home almost instantly.

Those store trips slowed down once she turned 16.

Leave my last job more smoothly, and on better terms. I tend to go overboard and sometimes it's not for the best

Ahh, quit your bitching, Half-Pint. My parents starved me, kicked the shit out of me, then stuck me in an orphanage for more of the same. At least yours fed you, ya fucking ingrate.

Tbh, I would have also fucked that chick I was telling you about. She had the nicest thighs and legs, and I know that she loved getting eaten out.

I'd ignore her. I'd get back 28 months of my life if I just ignored her that one time. But she might be dead. With how shitty she turned out to be, I'd make that trade in a heartbeat.

Did she ever confirm anything? Or hint at it? Also, would she still do stuff with you?

Ive posted my name and myself masturbating with live worms here b4. Have really fucked up fetishes

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I’d go back, listen to my instincts and would have called my brother that night, Instead of having to call my parents the next day and tell them he committed suicide.

We joke about “an hero”, but please, get help. Suicide doesn’t end pain, it just passes it to your loved ones.

That's tough user. Keep at it, I wish you luck.

dont hold your crypto on the exchange tho

Dot or squaw?

Spicy

She never confirmed shit with me.

After we got caught, she still let me feel her up a few times and lift her cheer skirt when we alone but no hook ups. Our LAST last hook up was a few months after we got caught, she came to me in fucking tears after walking in and watching our dad plow our mom a bit. Got a really depressed blow job out of her; then it ended officially.

As to, do we still do shit? No, but she's not super closed off. It's a weird balance, sometimes she's okay with nudity or watching me wank, sometimes she's not. She's openly told me she's not into deepthroating or anal.

and the one time I asked her if they were fucking, I never got a solid answer.

What's her relationship with your dad like? From what you've seen?

Wow you’re a faggot for acting like it was on purpose.

Keep fucking the 5 girlfriends I had in the summer of 76 instead of picking just one and committing.

Very close. He's never been shy to talk about his cock around her. They were pretty much inseparable for about 9 years. He was taking her shopping or to amusement parks at least twice a week during the summer. If she needed something, she had it. She could break 4 laptops in a week and have no issues. But my laptop of 5 years breaks and "I can't keep buying you these things!"

I've caught her sitting on the couch in nothing but a towel with him. Caught her just a sports bra and /really/ fucking loose sweatpants leaned forward near his crotch. Caught him and her sneaking out of the house to go to the gym at midnight before a family vacation. And a few years ago at WARPED, they told me they'd be at a certain stage at a certain time; well they were late and walking from the porta-johns with her waddling pidgeon toed.

She's not afraid to be in just underwear around him, but with me she's covered a lot.

Some, but I usually just sneak glimpses under the bathroom door using a shiny CD. It looks terrible on screen.

Got a DUI a month before I was supposed to go into the academy for LAPD in early 2000. Fucked up my entire career and basically a wasted education because I had majored in CJ. Everything has turned out pretty well since then, but I will always regret fucking that up.

Stop myself from getting phished out of my 190 Key Scorching Flames Front Runner for TF2 that I unboxed myself, it was the equivalent of 475 dollars and I was really proud of it. I think about that from time to time and it makes me really fucking angry.

Why not just install an app to record secretly on your phone and just leave it in the restroom?

YUP, I once did shrooms with a group of friends, as the night went on everyone went there separate ways and I was at a friends house with two girls. He went upstairs with one girl and I sat on the couch with the other, we had already fucked a couple times but I didn’t even think about it. We just sat there in silence watching TV.

Another time I had invited two separate groups of girls over, one group arrived and we started hooking up with them. The other group was more friends, one was a 6/10 but the other was a 9.5/10. She was so hot I never thought she’d be interested in me, when the second group got there the 9.5 saw me hooking up with another girl and they left. The 6/10 later told me the 9.5 had come to hook up with me. FML.

buying fake weed in 7th grade retardfaggotry

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Sounds like your old man cucked you user. Any pics of her? Nude and/or non-nude? Don't need to show face

low key would like to repeat high school

I admitted to my girlfriend (future wife) that, while we were dating, I was still sucking my fuck buddy's cock.
She didn't like that, so I stopped fucking him.
Always regretted not asking her to just join in.

I agree and I love that episode, but I’m also not a fucking starship captain.
>it made me who I am
Only works if you’re actually successful

I'd go back and kiss Lindsey that night.

Damn foolish thing to not kiss her.

Yarp

Pretty sure I had bought weed that was cut with lavender from some dipshit in high school. He said he sprayed the bag with cologne but it didn’t smell like cologne at all. I smoked it.

So I get to repeat any one chapter of my life with my current mind?
I'd like to repeat fourth grade

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Highschool

I really wish I had fucked my stepmom. 8/10, big-titted redhead that wanted my teenage d BAD because pop wasn' t banging her. My concern was that my asshole father would murder us both. In retrospect, I should have shoved that useless fucker of the balcony and used the insurance money to buy coke to snort off those giant tits.

Sorry buddy..

I paid 10 euros for a spliff on the street in Lisbon. It was just hand rolled tobacco.

Yeah, they never caught me, but wonder what they thought it would do. Although, it would suck to continue making car payments on a car that was crushed into a pancake with no hopes of getting an insurance payout.

Should have taken that janitor job at microsoft in 83. Live in my car and take my entire check in stock options.

Slap the furry thot that lied to me

Would have picked a college and degree I was comfortable with instead of the ones recommended to me by a professor because my grades were so good.

Ended up in too much debt without being able to finish the degree because I chased the prestigious name and degree instead of my passion.

Birth. I was born into a degenerate family, what was left of them. I never had a chance.

You could be a Bakersfield police officer

Damn. I was at a concert and people were passing around joints, turns out half the joints were synthetic weed and I threw up in the middle of the pit. The bouncer had already pocketed the only joint I brought.

I had the chance to have a mff threesum with two of my friends one time. They were both hot as fuck and they were drunk and already half naked, but like an idiot I left because I had a girlfriend and didn't want to cheat at the time. I wish I had, we broke up like a month later anyway.

>watching kids for an in-law
>8 year old girl is wearing a skirt
>at some point she took off her panties
>I was tired and lying on the floor
>she stood right over my face several times while talking to me
>afraid I'd do something crazy, I made her put the panties back on
>she keeps riding and grinding on me after this, humping my arms and legs through her clothes
>randomly kisses me
>all sorts of random idle horny kid stuff like that
>found out later she was and still is a complete slut due to some sexual experientation she did with herself and classmates when she was six
>I could've used her as a living fleshlight all day and sent her home, cum seeping from every adorable little orifice in her body and it'd have caused nobody any mental durress
I think I'd redo my 1.3 billion dollar Powerball ticket from a couple years ago.

I would stop breathing as soon as I'd was born. My existence is 70% pain, 30% random shit

Yeah but you really dodged a bullet by not becoming a pig so there's that.

I would choose middle school in 8th grade mid year during dance class and actually ask out my crush. We're still friends and we're pretty stable but I just want to have those extra 5yrs with her

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I would have let my wife fuck him when she wanted to.
I might still be married.

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Only one moment?
Shit, there's too many to choose from:
one of my ex's
stabbing someone in a fight
not stabbing someone in a fight
quitting a job
not quitting a job
not asking someone on a date
asking someone on a date..
The list goes on, but I think I know what I'll choose:
I should have fucked that trap I accidentally picked up in a bar years ago.

Wouldn't matter, I'd end up fucking something else even worse.

>stabbing someone in a fight
greentext?

Easy back in Highschool Boards A and B become popular, log on to Yea Forums for first time.

Well it all depends if we stay in that timeline or if it's only that one specific moment. I'd go back to my first day of school to relive those experiences

This fuck up!!
Should’ve said let’s go then be over in 30

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sweet relief of death

literally type russian rape porn into xvideos. or drunk russian into xvideos. there isn't much but its all good.

Would I also have to re live my life with the reaction from the do over?

Impregnate the 12 y/o daughter of my fuck-buddy, and groom her to be my slave-wife

go back and made the move to fuck my friend and his sister

Us that even a real question?
>Swimming to the egg

Am bi but didn't explore my gay side until I was 28 and going through a separation/divorce when I was 18 a drink gay guy (really cute) started kissing me at a flat party really regret not reciprocating (I think I wanted my first time to be with a woman) as I could have avoided some bad experiences with women

When I was 5 my mom would always be over at her friends house. Wasn't neglectful though, she took us (me and my brother) along. Her friend had a young teenage some oth vidya. One day he sits inside the closest and pulls his dick out and says "whoever can fit more of this in their mouth gets to play first" brother moped the fuck out instantly so he turned to me and said if I put even just the tip (didn't even have to touch with the inside of my mouth, could just hover over it) I'd get to play first. In the end I hesitated so he told me I didn't have to, but ended up letting my brother play first.

Wanna go back, tell bro to play first, and play with that dick instead.

Not to kill someone and end up in prison.

I have no regrets, even if i killed another person’s family and made them suffer i still wouldn’t feel anything
The only remorse i’d feel is if i killed my mother not because i love her but i think its just a natural instinct inside us

Morty , is that you ?
was it on picture day ?

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fix it for you. happy fapping

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Put it up his butt

Not break up with my ex so I could have continued to get sucked off by her 9yr old daughter whenever the gf was asleep or at the store.

What's the matter mcfly
You chicken?

be me, like 16-17yo, have a girl i really like go home with me after a school dance to get a few drinks. she says she doesnt want to go home (lives like 5-10 mins away from me) and we both fall a sleep in my bed. i was too retarded to pick up on her signals, stupid me... another girl started making advances, and understood i was retarded and she needed to be more direct. the other girl backed off after that... i really hate myself for not having fucked her atleast one time...

>Two people jumped my friend
>One pulled a knife and stabbed him 11 times
>Friend wasn't haven't any of that shit and bit his nose off
>Scum drops knife
>I run over and grab knife
>Stab 2nd scumbag before he stamps on my friends head
>Managed to paralyse him from the waist down
>Thankfully, he never saw my face and suffered head injuries when he hit his head on the ground
>Friend tells me to get the fuck out of there and rings himself an ambulance
>Police get called, friend says he did it all, ends up doing time even though it was self defense
>Only regret it because friend did time for it, wouldn't let me claim responsibility, he's still grateful for what I did

id fuck even more whores than I already have but this time id have vids/pics

mad lad

instead of just undressing and take pics and vids of a blacked out drunk girl, i would fuck her

>if you could pick one moment from your life for a do-over, what would it be ?
Not breathing after my mum popped me out of her vag.

I would go back and stop myself from doing opioids.

I went to a little sex party and I ate out and fucked my ex's little sister. A few days later, she came over to my place with her husband and asked right out if I would eat her out again, because she liked it so much. I said no thanks. I regret that to this day. I could have probably had a long term fuck buddy and DPed her with her husband. She was cute, too.

pic?

Is this proof that gay is mental illness not something you are born with?

It's a mixture of predispositions and environmental factors. user getting raped may very well have made home gay, or he may have faggoted either way. There's no one single cause and nothing points to it being an illness any more than having a boob fetish or a butt fetish does.

Turned down my ex when she tried to get back with me years ago. Should have said yes, but instead ended up with someone else who is clearly not right for me.