Rekt Thread

Is that Sarah?

That webm has been around for a few months now, i doubt who posted that would know

did she die?

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Yes

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Darn. I seriously think I know that person. The guy and the girl at the desk look familiar too.

Is it wrong that I dont feel bad for either of these women? honestly the old lady pissed me off more

and that's another fucking thing that fucking gets on my nerves
How come these fatties, and I only seen that with fatties, are always so hypochondriacs and like sissies that can't take a punch and have to act like they are dead from a simple trip.
Do they think it will invoke empathy into others if they act unconscious?

Whats the story?

Happens a lot. You should see a flock attack the soon-to-be-culled. Heavy Metal shit.

I don't get it. What is the old lady doing that pisses you off. All I see is a guy acting like a nigger

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basically up his ass and brushing next to him while hes trying to pay. I guess its not as bad as the fat teacher but it would really piss me off

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please explain, don't quite understand what you mean

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Fake

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Around niggers never relax

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This never fails to make me laugh

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Seriously though never relax around niggers

Textile factory? This is a new one.

Everytime

Turned that doggo retarded

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This one gets me everytime poor fucking dude molten fucking steel just dripping off and the way hes running in place at first like a little kid throwing a fit

That's why I don't own a dog. That lady is probably getting sued out of her house.

I love gopnica

The doggo was ok tho right?
The snek was just playin right?

It's like it was genetically coded to give up after it knew its balls were gone

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She was selling it
I had a teacher who would pull this shit everytime I hit her in the head with a hammer and raped her ass in the esl classroom.

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Oh fuck... godamn kek 2 internets for you i dont know why but i just can't stop picturing a 5'5 200 lb downy attacking a 5'0 150 lb 65 yr old lady and for some goddamn reason i cant stop laughing

*smacks lips* Gotta mofuggin light dat ass up

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remember when stop drop and roll used to be a thing?

The fuck happened? Did he fucking destroy his throat or something? Did he give him a brain aneurysm with one of his hits?

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Just when I thought I've seen it all

Seizure

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Hwhat the fuck! Fucking kek.

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Oh
did he died

is that a predator bird or a bad parent?

peasants

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Of course, niggerfaggot couldn't face him, had to be a complete faggotnigger niggerfaggot, pussied out when a woman grabbed his bitch ass lmao

niggers always have to use weapons and sucker punches to compete with us normal people

lol don't be a dumb cunt like her and train your fucking animals

WTF man

What the fuck!? I can't even right now...

nerve gas

She was more like 350 and im autistic. Not retarded

When instinct takes over, no amount of training will do shit.

pleb

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How cute
I also own a cat

>months

you dare challenge me, mortal?
watch

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Kicked his nosebone into his skull.

That's the best you got?

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Like at what point does it end man. This is just sad and they're destroying their bodies. No different than a crackhead.

pretty much
I admit defeat user

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Check this out

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I like to tell lies on the internet to make myself feel speshul

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yoooo wtfffffffffff

holy fuck. h o w ?

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Butane works just as well as R152a?

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He got a few years prison for that

Jesus Christ

cheap shots are the only way niggers win

yeah because you're gonna stop drop and roll 2500°F molten steel off your body you fucking retard

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that cat lived

He smashed his head on the concrete

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worst coworkers ever

his fate was sealed, his body was drenched in molten steel

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this is fucking horrible. it was a god damn puppy and someone decided to feed it to a snake. hope they are locked up and executed like the worthless cunt they are.

I fucking love this one something special

Oh my fuck, kek

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>basically up his ass and brushing next to him while hes trying to pay.
I hope you broken losers realize that there are a shit ton of us watching this video that had no idea what the issue was.
If your personal space bothers you that much, time to go back to autist school.

Flocks of birds will peck to death the diseased or ill. Not all birds of course. When small birds do its a nightmare because it takes longer.
Most solutions to disease or such for animals is to kill that individual.

>That bitch pretending she got knocked out.
That's why smart people don't lay hands on someone else. It's a game, and you just lost fucker.

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See why girls like tall guys ya fucken hobbits

Remember kids, college is a scam for idiots.
The truly smart people go into the trades.

Exile is also common in herds. That's certain death anyway. Not all animals are cruel enough to kill their kind directly.

maybe somewhere other than China where there are no regulations whatsoever

absolute waste of quads

sweet dreams tubby tammy, now you dream of all you can eat

absolute waste of dubs

This made me sad

>this could only happen in china
enjoy your broken body

Welcome to 2019

*Mario 64 noises* YAHOOO!!!! *Bonk* oof... woaaoooaaawwww!!!

isn't the whole conservative platform getting rid of regulations and oversight? Trump is making an entire career of it

>oh yeah college is for idiots, trades are a good career move and safe
>oh and we're getting rid of all the regulations too "for growth"

Actually fucking got scared watching this

>How come these fatties, and I only seen that with fatties, are always so hypochondriacs
so they can maximize damages in the lawsuit
surely you understand this?

don't shit talk the god emperor
he loves everyone

lol my friend works at a market. he said they arnt even allowed to make overhead announcements when shit spills cuz all the fatties will go running for the aisle and intentionally try to slip and fall. fucking scum

Lol. Snake's gotta eat, too. I don't agree with live feeding, though.

>watches a shit ton of people getting genuinely rekt
>sees a young white woman risk a fall
>"Actually fucking got scared"
you edgy fucks are just too predictable, you know?

It's "Around blacks, never relax", inbred cunt.

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test

calm your tits, snakes gotta eat too.

Does masturbating with live worms count as rekt?

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lol mindlink

snakes ain't eating carrion brah.. you have to feed them live game. Most people use rodents and such, but a cat is fine too. Puppy, I meant puppy. But then again, a cat is fine too.

its never the punch its the concrete, feel bad for red shirt

this video is the most horrible

what a jolly waste of ale

>Trump

That's it pack it up boys, this thread is gonna get even more derailed than it already has.

its a nigger dog, cant train shit, try training a nigger some time.

nigger.

Seriously why niggers are so damn primitive ?

:(

Around never, blacks relax

quads

And this is why you should never ever pick up a fight, 1 second of rage can fuck your life.

Animal

Cuck

This paranormal. I'm calling fbi

Underdeveloped brains, they aren't capable of forward thinking like "yes, stealing that would temporarily give me some more money but I'd go to jail for years and be unemployable afterwards".

gooks

this isn't as messed up as you think. the intestines go up on straight on one side. if you're lean enough and they aren't twisted, there is a clear path going this far

Poop

Poop poop

>having nigger dogs

Just imagine the chimp noises as she hops around.

>no fire extinguisher nearby
fucking china

yup dogs fucking suck. Prove me wrong.

Bro, they legit were jungle people literally a few generations ago. Those primitive tendencies are baked into their DNA and don't just up & vanish because you put clothes on it & teach em to drive cars.

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Imagine the smell in that place.

He was 30 cans of Alpo the next day.

That's pretty gay.

she should have rubbed his dick on the white hair, at least he could have avoided an assault charge and maybe gotten a hand job

Fuck you man

How many times do you think he fucked her over the next couple of days?

eehe

I want an X570 board anyway.

why tho? Feed it a rabbit

t. Discord tranny

Nigga imma suck yo dick doing that shit. Nohomo

wat's the diff between a cat/rabbit/dog/mouse?

Couple hundred. He earned it

full on korean tube youtube.com/watch?v=ZJwkybrk1PM

This. I had a friend who was defending himself and punched a guy in the face. Guy falls back, hits his head on the concrete and became a vegetable. The dude's mother was rich and connected around town and made my friend's life hell. He lost his job and ended up killing himself. Was a really fucked up situation.

Yepp, Pitbulls are just the niggas of dogs

Story here? To many video games?

I almost threw up. Im starting to see why this was outlawed

Assaulting a teacher little boy taking bbc right now

poor doggo

Not sad. Disgusting. The lack of self-restraint is fucking disgusting.

fag

Dogs are cheaper. You can actually,'adopt' one from shelter. If you have few shelters you can adopt few from different shelters every couple months. Eternal snake food

I had a fucking abusive teacher as a kid coming to another country not understanding the language. Good to see the guy doing his thing whatever the case might be. You should never physically threaten a student. Wish I did something back then when my teacher fucking hit me on the cheeck. Fucking whore

faggg

With one of them dead? Seriously anal is fun but whats the point of that? How do you ever enjoy normal sex after that? How do you shit right ever after that. Thats not fisting thats an arm.

I think he got a lite punishment for that. The boy got teeth knocked out and busted. The blacl boy should spend 20 years in prison and pay back the victim 250k. So when his punk ass gets out at 30 somthing all his McDonalds money goes to the victim. That would be real justice.

I think the owner needs the snake shoved up his ass and both kicked onto a pit of fire

Thats fucked up but somehow satisfying

Wouldnt helped him

Most 4 year degrees are a scam. Shit dont work at dangerous places next that id some third world shithole. Most are saying china and well its a shithole.

Don't let a weak ass woman own two damn dogs she can barely walk

Domestication, there's a reason why we bred these animals for hundreds of years

op is a nigger

Cant argue with this. Monkeys a few years ago then we want to dress them up and play house

Fox and that Mulder chick

No it is. I enjoy anal play with the wf. Toys are cool. Sorry its not a straight shot. You dont know assholes.

the main problem in this case was the woman was stupid. all she had to do was stop and sit down, but since she lost her balance and fell forward like a stupid bitch it gave the shitbulls enough distance to eat that pussy

Fucking love how she lays there in order to garner pity.

He french fried when he should've pizza'd.

Outlawed?

Youre fucking retarded if you actually believe this. Theyre called domesticated animals for a reason you small brained fuck

Please shut the fuck up and post all of you.

FUCK YEAH DOGGIE!

Did she dieded i hope yes

Fag

You probably deserved it, faggot

fuck you

Yeah I clearly did while not saying anything and not understanding what the fuck the people want from me. Although I must say I hit a guy in the face with my book when he just out of the blue decided it would be funny to pinch my neck super fucking hard. People are fucking mean

Would rape both so damn hard! No one would believe those crack whores junkies. Put them in a cage in my basement and fuck them for weeks in all holes.

this should happen more often YALL STOLE US FROM OUR LAND, ENSLAVED US THEN PUT US IN POVERTY AND SAID "LOL START A BUSINESS"

Would you rather live in a tribe where you would probably die?

No, nigger, other niggers enslaved you and sold you to us

razer

Pit bull owner detected
>muh baby will never harm anyone
enjoy getting sued

The only good thing about nibbas is the cotton they pick

That was the Jews you retard. Not whites.

Your own niggers did that to you dog. Just goes to show you're race is subhuman. They sell their own. You know what whites and kikes dont do? They dont Dell their own kind.

Lol start a business nigger

why is this a thing?

proove it

i disagree, they would have dragged her along for blocks and she never showed any intent or intelligence to dig her feet on the ground

Fucka you

nigger dogs

9 years. Victim was 12 and they barely knew eachother.

Fine

Kys

Not again...

look at all those humans who just let this shh happen.

yes

fuck you

Fuck

quadsbro

Second fuck

0
he's just a friend

These are facts but yall kept us in inhumane conditions and treated us like shit even after slavery was abolished! we started business and you bird shit skinned cave dwellers bombed them out of spite

Need audio...fucking gybos

gayu

nigger

big nig

Is tie this nigger behind a car and drag him down an unpaved road

Say manlet again ....rex

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Why does this happen only in China ?

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Not bad...here is dogo from airplane.rext

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Too far. MODS!!!

Actually that was real, the guy in the video become famous in China.

omfg holy shit!
Amerifat is so fucked.
That's like those complete morons that jump in front of cars to try and get money from your insurance or some shit.

hahaha

fuq

Fuck!!!

fag

Fucking shit

lmao white boi dropped like a tin of bricks lmao

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Nice quads, fag

Yeah, and we didn't elect a nigger into the white house

Why are all American drivers so shit

lol, niggers pass out quicker. look for niggers in a roller coaster on jewtube. they pass out just before they piss themselves

Lmao you dumb whites pass out from one punch lmao

k

Choccy milk?

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fu

jooish

When around blacks, never relax

God I love how based pits are

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Poor doggo :(

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fuck off

Thanks Hawkster

again, damn

Did they touch one of those high voltage green boxes that specifically says don't touch

Smells like fried chicken

that's because we have allot going on up there. not like the little boy monkey

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women is completely useless. back to the kitchen

Billie Eyelash?

>264x480
I'm Homer Simpson...

Holy fucking balls that's one hell of a hit. Mofo got knocked into another dimension.

niggynog

A square negro takes laxatives

Shshss

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They're dudes, dude.

Shshshhh

>American

Potato

WTF butane does that? man the things you learn. and im an old fuck. what's the affect like?

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>Would rape both so damn hard!

they're dudes.

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yeet

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yeett

the new prince of Persia looks like shit

>this kills the teacher

thanks hawkster

Takes you to magical land
Fries your brain

fug

You son of the bitch

AAAAAAA FUCK

Why would you waste so many posts?

yeet

lmao
was it it's birthday cake or something?

This happened where I lived in Arkansas.
Niggers name is Kane Derrick Millsaps.
He was already on probation while in High School. Got 9 years for this.

Not been on here for 6 months was looking forward to all the fresh rekt and you got nothing. Should be ashamed you fucking shit heads

>wat's the diff between a cat/rabbit/dog/mouse?

I also find it really odd that people feel offended when it's a cat or dog. Same with orcas/killer whales is captivity. Like who gives a shit, we eat cows and pigs all the time and nobody cares. Let the kids enjoy the damn whales, and the snake eat tasty doggos. The shelter is going to kill them anyways.

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This is a failed attempt at being racist and is worthy of rek

Nnn

Ghg

rekt bitch

That's genuinely an awful way to go
I feel bad for the dude

you spin me round round baby

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_de_Clichy-sous-Bois

You savage.

Reason the officer removed whatever that was from a puncture wound? Big medical no no. Drugs and self infliction?

"Gonna be late, got caught up"

rip horse

Don't think that's what he was getting at. It's like "duck and cover" back during the Cold War (to defend against an atomic or nuclear bomb). Doesn't do shit but the government pushed these programs to teach kids these useless, easily programmed actions to make the public feel safer.

Likewise, the amount of people saved by stop, drop, and roll is about zero, and it's pretty difficult to do if you're on fire. But it makes people feel safe that they now have a magical perfect defense against fire.

how the fuck did that dog survive

You misspelled Chinese.

Uh

Again

quads wasted

You're not wrong, we have a pretty abundant supply of dogs that there just aren't enough people to care for. But I think they have more inherent value because they can be trained to be more than just a pet as opposed to rabbits and cats. Oh well, snake gonna snake

Around blacks, never relax.

Instant C-3PO!

Would rape anyway

Why are Europeans so retarded?

That's his pocket you retard
The bleeding hole is clearly in his fucking chest

We only act retarded when speaking English. Comes with the language

poor doggo

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SOMEBODY CALL THE FUCKING MODS

lol