I'm 33 and addicted to jerking off on Omegle. The unmoderated section that allows nudity, that is...

What's RNG?

No screenshots or vids. One story off the top of my head:

-Got this hot blonde (like your American ideal blonde) to stay on the line a second before she was about to skip. She said "wow, you guys usually don't talk with your dicks out". I picked up a dom/sub vibe from her, started to dirty-talk to her, and eventually had her naked and cumming. She was so impressed that she asked for my number and was thinking of flying from DC to meet me so I could "train" her. She was also married. The thing is, I'm not really a dom. I just looked up a bunch of phrases and buzzwords from Reddit and regularly fake it whenever I find a girl into the dom/sub shit.

Random number generator. He's using it colloquially to say there's bad odds of finding a woman amongst all the other masturbating cocks.

Gotcha. He's not wrong.

>not recording your wins.

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i just get error connecting to server no matter what i do, text or video

brand new internet connection/isp, just hooked up a week ago

Switch to porn instead. I know you're fucking lonely and Omegle is more engaging and personal than porn, but trust me. Its more toxic for you. Go out and meet a real woman.

Ever post any anywhere?

no, i'd be willing to do some webm's if you guys know any other places to record girls, i'd me more then happy to share

post em

Tbh I only ever use Omegle these days, takes hours though

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>My hand is cramped
just write a little script that autoskips unless you click stop within 2 seconds

lol fair enough

Okay, you have my curiosity and attention. I'd love to see some of your work.

OP here. What's your experience like? Any highlights?

I'm not really that lonely. I've had a few girlfriends and racked up quite a big list of sexual partners (I'm at almost 50). I actually considered this "harm reduction" because I was getting more and more compulsive with casual sex and am getting paranoid about STDs.

someone tell me how to make webms

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How the hell do you actually find (adult) women on this thing? I swear it's either all cocks or middle-schoolers.

Find the ones with a submissive kink

Google you fucking tard

k asshole, i hope you know you now ruined it for everyone and since you just can't give out an answer im not going to post anything now.

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Yeah, that's what I'm looking for. I'm just saying that the women I do come across look way too young to risk it.

"Things will get better?" Sounds like his only problem is hand cramps.

noice moar pls

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if thats what you had to share i dont think anyones missing out on anything

OP here. Don't let that asshole ruin shit for you. Here are some sources:
reddit.com/r/webm/comments/23ht0n/list_of_frontend_encoders_with_webm_support/

Well, that and my dick being so desensitized I probably won't be able to get it up with my next live human partner without the aid of Viagra.

So everything is peachy wasting 3 hours a day wanking it to other dudes penises until you maybe get one girl?

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I’ve been there. It’s an addiction.

I use to go onto Chatroulette when I was 13, was a noobie.

Within a week I was skeeting with girls from all over. At least one skeet, and a few flashes a day.

Then Omegle.

Women for sure took advantage... I didnt care

How'd you get out of it?

Block it on your browser, do something else.

I started when I was 13 - jumped off at 16.

Felt bad for all the women that engaged with what I was doing, some of them were adults.

If you’re looking for advice, you’re not going to like this. If you’re looking for a story, you will.

I was more into chat rooms, not cam. I liked to cyber RP and would message any female sounding name. One day in a general type of chat room one of them messaged me first because she just like my user name. She was 18, virgin. We got to talking, got to private, and I got her and her 32C’s on cam too.

Long story short, now we’re married.

not to rain on anyone's parade, but if you're on Omegle in 2019, you're likely jacking it to underage girls. there are very very few people on that site anymore within your age range.

How many want to have a big dick daddy knock them up in your opinion?

More

Server with no rules
Anything goes

>discordapp_.gg/9JvQBV2

Gonna need the details

You're on Yea Forums , the only chance of you ever seeing a vagina is if reincarnation is real and you grab a peek on your way out of your new hindu mom's pussy.

Whats your normal plot arch when it comes to dom sub stuff?

wtf is with this breeding kink shit? what's so sexy about making a woman give birth to a screaming helpless human and be responsible for it for the rest of her natural life? god you people are degenerates.

I’ll be as open as I can, what do you wanna know?

She was a student, I was 6 years older with a good union paying job, needed to provide me the means to go see her. We fucked in a hotel room the first day we physically met, she moved in to my place 2 years later. Engaged at year 6. Married at 10.

Uhh...I don't think I have one. Just shit like "remember who owns you, you'e not allowed to cum until I say so, prove to me right now how you serve your master". Usually I ask them if they like to use Sir or Daddy. Daddy still creeps me out but I've accepted it over time.

No son, you're the fucking degenerate here. Women are here for giving birth, and that's biology. You can't argue with Father Science, youngling. A woman being bred, a mare being seeded, they're all the same.

Give them those damned babies in their bellies and then snuggle them good afterwards.

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Because I have noticed most of the sluts that are into daddy stuff migrate to breeding as they age where I am from, and inam curious if it just my area or more general thot BS.

what is this? extreme eczema?

psoriasis I think

How was the first time, and when was the point that it became super fun?

How did you end up making it work in the long run?

Other user but what type of union job did you have? Asking cause unemployed and I wanna make decent money as opposed to the 600 I would make per month in my old job.

You are one pathetic loser.

>daddy

That shit still creeps me out. The tone of voice they tend use with it is super hot, but still.

Plus of you are hairy, you are daddy in every godamn situation now

More of that slampig

...do the dudes jerking on that site stop for a bit to rest every now and then and swap stories in a chatroom?

How many want to deepthroat it vs take it balls deep?

Breeding is made to look way more popular than it actually is. The overwhelming majority of people find it repulsive, including the BDSM community. And 99% of the people advertising for it are fucking ghastly-looking, ancient, and creepy. "40/m bull with cock-ring, email me at [email protected] bb"

Good sex the first time and it got even better as we learned about each other. I was actually a virgin too so there wasn’t any comparison for either of us. See, that’s the thing about being addicting to wasting hours each night looking for that slight chance of a hit, you miss out on the real thing.

There wasn’t a lot of jealousy, that helped. Neither of us are wildly social creatures so there wasn’t a lot of ‘oh what are they doing with that person’ stuff.

A warehouse job for a manufacturing facility. I’d bring home 600/wk. The place is closed now because it’s 2019 and manufacturing is moving away. It cost too much to modernize us so they moved the production to a new facility.

Thankfully I’m college educated, white, and clean cut, so it was easy enough to get hired elsewhere and I moved my way from warehouse to the office doing procurement.

Swapping stories with other dudes while naked is a pretty gay thing to do, so no.

Roman Numeral Goy

Do you have a degree? If so, what is it and where are you working now? I have three years under my belt but because my degree is in nursing and I'm not done yet, it's pretty much useless.

What's COLLOQUIALLY?

Whats the ratio to skinny minnies to hogs?

Whos easier?

You're commenting here. Who do you think we all are? Take your text-to-grandma level faggotry elsewhere you double nigger.

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I'm not aroused by any porn whatsoever anymore

What interest do you put, if you use any?

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Surprisingly not a lot of hogs. I imagine the near-constant abuse isn't worth it.

So how many would you actually fuck?

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It’s a bit fucked up. I have a bachelors in a human service field but took the union job after school for some needed cash. Thing is that it, and subsequently the girl, kept me there. I had aptitude for it and made sure to broaden my skill set even if it was ‘blue color’ work.

Problem was it is a job with an unlivable wage if you’re not union, which was any other comparable position in my state. Thankfully by this time my wife can be the breadwinner and I spend a year in a non-union warehouse gig before I can move to an office role and salary. Another move prompted by the building closing.

Makes sense, though i am surprised

Is it still college dorm backgrounds?

Probably 75% of them

But what do you do for a living user? Your office gig, i mean.

Yeah, average age is probably 18-21.

It's summer vacation, so that average age is probably way down, OP.

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Procurement. So I went from receiving and stocking shit to ordering it.

Can someone please confirm this isn't a link to anything illegal

What a retarded hobby.

no offense but could you two please take this lovefest somewhere else? I wanna hear about naked chicks and dudes with porn addictions, not your fucking life story or your occupation.

it is good

its good

upload

screenshot it

Tough titties

its omegle caps

What do you yourself do for a living user?

Whats the thing that surprised you most about the site thrpugh time

Probably how having a big cock makes a difference to girls even when they're disgusted.

Why would they be disgusted? Are they lesbians or what?

I mean, a lot of the girls in the unmoderated section are there because they got banned from the regular Omegle (for stupid shit like swearing or skipping too many times). Even though they're in the land of dicks, they still don't want to see them. But when I'm flaccid, there's always a "ewww, so small, gross!" instead of a quick glance and then a skip when I'm hard. Not counting the occasional girls who are into it and stay.

Be funny or interesting, start a convo. Then slowly progress...

Most dont like it when you come out wanking your softy

How do they respond to it hardening?

Does the written suff/stuff you talk tonthem about turn them on more?

Lol, who even goes into Omegle for chatting tho? The only reason females are there is because they wanna see dicks

...

I usually say "gimme a second to work myself up, then tell me what you think when I'm hard". I ask them to stick out their tongues or bite their lips and they usually comply. They're very very receptive when I'm at my full 8 inches.

Basically anything I say that's not "I want to eat your juicy pussy baby" turns them on.

Nice

I assume it is super easy for them to do thongs at that point? Any sessions stick out as super fun?

Are they receptive? Do they show themselves without you having to ask?

How many dod you get on other chatting methods?

Was the fat woman fun?

One time I let out a huge load while some asian chicks were surprised.

I always ask. It's not easy.

i thought omegle was moderated by LEO?

has been for at least the past 10 years

the moderated section is

This is actual slutty women this time around

Why tho? And how does it usually go? How does a successful win and a failed one go like?

My wife and I have fucked, and fooled around on Omegle to add a little spice. It's fun. She's a bigger girl, but seems to get a lot of attention on there that she normally wouldn't feel comfortable with. It's usually a good time for all. It is especially fun when we do get a girl.