What are some quick ways for a 34-year-old guy to make some cash? Including unethical ways...

What are some quick ways for a 34-year-old guy to make some cash? Including unethical ways. I need to make about $800 by the end of August.
-They don't pay when you donate plasma here
-I really don't have any shit to sell
-I've got an 8-inch cock and slim body and was thinking of doing custom videos for creepy old rich gay dudes, but the market's probably oversaturated
-I won't sell drugs

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Find an old rich broad to fuck

Find some stuff at yard sales and sell it on Ebay for a higher price.

The easiest way would be to call every temp agency you know, go online and find them, and accept everything. Get paid weekly, buy a half of weed, and break it down.

A job

I've got one. Circumstances changed and I have a lot more expenses to cover.

You can suck 800 cocks for a dollar each or 80 cocks for 10 dollars each.

How about 10 cocks for 80 bucks a piece. Seems a bit more reasonable.

Way too low for my talents.

Try prostituting yourself.

Try robbing a small store.

Go to your local grocery store, ask who cleans the floors, call the janitorial company. Guranteed work, guranteed pay. Once you have a job talk to your land lord and show him that you're working and you'll be fine.

You sound like a bitch, won't sell weed won't suck cock. You deserve to be homeless.

Find some underrepresented degenerate niche fetish community online and offer to appeal to their tastes for cash. If you can draw, you can do so without even putting yourself in the spotlight.

poker blackjack casino

Dress as a homeless person then rob drunk mateys the next town over on a Friday/Saturday night. If fails, you’re somewhat prepared for the future

OP here. I actually like this one the best.

find a job that you can stole credit card information, buy things and then sell them yo make money

Littlebitchwantscum

you can always suck dick. I made 100 dollars a week that way to feed myself. I'm sure if you're ambitious you could make more.

OP here. I have a job. I have no college degree (dropped out due to mental health shit) and not a lot of talents to begin with. The benefits, time off, and flexibility are perfect for me, they just will no longer cover all my needs.

Where and how

Same place where you find prostitutes, ask around they will know. Also it's much easier to dress in drag and get clients just saying.

Sell some shit?

Google 'bank sign up bonus'.
You can usually get 200 USD or so for basically no effort or rick with one of those.

I have two bank accounts already. Will this ruin my credit?

Get a credit card, get a cash advance, trash it and ignore the phone calls from debt collectors.

best advice right here

sperm banks will give you anywhere from $50-$75 per load, depending on a shitton of factors, but it’s still good money if you don’t mind possibly having like 40 kids

Other places pay for plasma and they got to be close to you. Offer your services to men for sex. Could get a PT job, or a temp job, cut grass, fix stuff for people if you good at cars bam, painting houses or rooms pays good, collect scrap metal, many more

No not at all youre not taking out credit. If you got alright credit get a cc and pay it back. But telling you cut grass, odd jobs, painting and all. Most of that is cash and you good to go.

Get two credit cards. Pay bills with one credit card. Get cash advance from another credit card, use that cash to pay off first credit card bill. Repeat until you're in jail.

Do you play any instruments? You could play on sidewalks and parties? You could be a party entertainer too.

Anybody knows of any relatively easy online scams to make some money?

Sure just give me you’re credit card info and I’ll pm you the details

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Suck 1600 dicks

Retard

sell lemonade

Groin
In mouth

It's the Merican way

Get a job.

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Lift or GrubHub.
I was in the same situation. I got out of work then started doing trips for GrubHub made around $700 - $800 in less than a month without really trying.

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Honestly,

You have to suck dicks and or give handjobs while looking around for an actual job. If you have a gf then you can invite people to watch you fuck for money. Same if you have a BF obviously.

Sex sells dude

A month
End it now faggot

Moron

Too old to be a YouTuber, too old to be a professional gamer, too old to start a reliable career like medicine or something, why not to try ilegal stuff, like robbing, blackmailing somebody, sell drugs, use your fucking imagination.

OP here. What’s the best way to advertise for a handjob or blowjob? Craigslist is gone. I’m also in a small town so I’m trying to do this as discreetly as I can.

I know some gay dudes will literally pay a straight guy just for the chance to blow him. I figure I could put on a jimmy hat and just think of a hot chick or something while I die a little on the inside.

PANHANDLE

IF YOU GET THE RIGHT LOCATION AND DO IT RIGHT, YOU CAN MAKE $200 TO $300 A DAY

You can't be so picky, yo have to suck all of your customers and threat them equally, that's part of a five stars service.

This I’ve seen fuckers walk three blocks and dump all the cash into their Benz and drive off

It's the 9th, you dumb cunt that's enough time.

R u fucking serious? 200 - 300 a day? damn I'n in the wrong job.