"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...

You are what's wrong with society, fuckin stop it faggot

"Yeah ok... you say that now, haha"

You'll get used to the change in diet. So no. In the beginning it's annoying.

Don't worry, you've got a tv, xbox and plenty of space. Trust me, I can show the science behind this. It really works great!

"Well... I guessI knew it was coming deep down, I probably should stop kidding myself. How much do you thin k I should lose?"

"I mean, do you really think my weight has gotten so out of hand where that is necessary? Like... I was just thinking of dropping 10-20 lbs or so..."

I've got a scale downstairs. Let's just check shall we?

"Oh God, right now?!? Fuck... Ok user. I guess..."

Until you look good.

How about we get you a scale and just keep track of your progress? You'll lose 20lbs in no time!

"...Do you think I look bad now?"

Dude I don't give a fuck. As long as you can pass a PFT so I cobscript you, you're golden.

Ffffffffuck!

"Fuck, you want me to get on one now? I mean... ok I guess. Yeah, thats probably a good idea, user. Will you do it with me though? Please?"

"Are you drunk again user? I have no idea what the fuck you just said..."

Great, follow me. I'm just going to lock the door behind us while we're downstairs, we don't want to leave the house unprotected now do we?

"Ok ok"... ugh
*waddles behind you*

Nice feet

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Sure, I'll hold your hands.
Here, you can use my scale, I don't need it anyway

*wiggles my toes*
"uhh... thanks for noticing?"

"Oh boy... alright. Lets do this!"
*holds you hands and hobbles away*

Here it is,
Just make yourself comfortable. Would you like something to drink? You're my guest after all.

"Uh no thanks Im fine I just..."
*hops on*
"Ummm... I can't see the numbers..."

190lbs
Any idea what that means? I'm not familiar with the imperial system.

"Fuck really? damn, I didn't think it had gotten that bad! Oh umm... yeah thats like 63 kg I think?"

I'm sorry user but this shit gets old quick. Maybe
try a different copypast next.
We get it, fat chicks are
cute in anime yeah yeah.
Post another self-evident truth

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Eh, I mean 6 other people still the opportunity to respond

That can't be right, that's what a child weighs. Let's just work down to 170 lbs then? That's 20 down from what you're right now.

"Haha... ok let me just..."
*sucks in my belly*
"There we go, how is that?"

That's... Not how you're going to lose any weight. Anyway, I'm gonna go to bed there are three slices of bread and a pack of cheese in the cupboard over there.

Goodnight.

"Mmmmmm cheese... Mind if I crawl in with you?"

Ehm, sure. It's not a very big bed tough. We'll have to lay quite close.

"Come on, Im not THAT big user"
*I smirk*
"just... scoot over a little more ok?"

Okay...
I'll have to use your shoulder as a pillow tough

"My shoulder? I mean... lets be honest here, if you are looking for a pillow substitute, Im sure you can find better options..."

Well you're using mine right now.

>[But seriously I'm about to fall asleep irl]

"Thats just because you are hogging my side of the bed! I don't have enough room"

>[goodnight, user]

*snores loudly*

*nibbles on a chocolate bar*