"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."
"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...
Samuel Russell
Hudson Flores
Remember this rhyme user:
Tums for the pains. IF for the gains.
Jayden Martinez
"w...what?"
David Fisher
Sure, follow me to the basement
You're going to stay locked in here living of three slices of bread for a month
Works like magic
Eli King
Anti-acid to stop hunger pains. Intermittent fasting to lose the weight using calorie deficiency.
Asher Bennett
You're beautiful just how you are, I love that squishy little pootch, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Zachary Martin
Literally this too.
Ian Turner
"Uh, that's a bit extreme don't you think? I didn't put on that much weight..."
Evan Gonzalez
"Ohhhhh ok... damn is it really that bad?"
Aaron Hill
Sure, I'll fuck the weight away, you know sex is a great way to burn calories, and semen is super healthy for you if you swallow it :)