Facial hair rate/post your facial hair

I bet you taste great

It's was a bright day

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>sees person with a well developed beard with a simular style
>a squeaky voice exclaims “yay my father can accept me as his son again!”
>cuts wispy-ass hair, struggling under “his” low-testosorone muscles.
>”i-i-i might just check with my frens first”

Cope you fucking beta. I hope you develop a soy allergy for your own sake.

ikr I want to see his nudes

kill yourselves

also you kys

will I every grow a epic grizzly beard with this growth?

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shave it and you'll get pussy

I look like paul bart without it

Paul Blart has a mustache niglet; now shave.

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Its Arthur fucking Morgan.

Unshaved poor cavemen that some people think is acceptible is not and never will be Arthur Morgan.

I think you have bigger problems then your beard

Okay i agree.

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Your shit trash my guy.

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This is the shortest I've had it in years.

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Just because you can grow hair, doesn't mean you should. Trim it up and let it grow in. 2/10

Went for ZZ Top, but you need to match it all around. Keep it closer to the length of that baby stache. 5/10

Bit of scruff adds flavor. Standard but well done. 8/10

You cut or uncut

Cut

You look like an asshole and even got the right beard to match your smugness.

Why is it that spics often grow this patchy sort of facial hair?

Wtf you are me.
What the actual fuck

I'm not an asshole, I just get drunk at bars and quote crime statistics, followed up with "R.I.P Hitler."

Holy shit I got trips for my post so it's true.
Are you a time traveling me?

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Calm down, not even a resemblance.

Dont flatter yourself. You're just going to lose more hair as you get older

Just don't have another pic with a beard and hair as on that pic as I just cut it

>then

Imagine being too fucking stupid to know when to use then or than.

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Lel

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Lmao your shit is WEAK and you look like a total fucking faggot.

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Kek you wish you had the fullness of my goatee, you're probably a beta pachy cuck to insecure to even approach a bitch faggot cuz your ugly as fuck.

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calm it, cut the edges untill u get a smooth round edge to it, then procede to cut "rouge hairs" to the point where they are growing straight...

Guess ya got me there bud.
>pachy
>to
>your

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Ahhhahaha I sur sowed yu fikkot.
>fuck you guy.

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Fuck I suck. It's sideways

what a beautiful color

I hate the feeling of having a mustache so, neckbeard

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Beard

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Surrrrrre

I can grow a mustache kinda lol

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Now that is beautiful my guy. Keep it up, my goatee blows your beard outta the water, but still real noice.
See

nah bro, your goatee just blows.

That fucking lighting though.

Also should I buy an infiniti g37 or q50?

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lel even though, get yourself a nice thin but thicc chin strap and grow a nice little pointed soul patch not connected to the strap and tada. Ps don't look so fucking black pilled.

ok

Cheers, bro. How long till I get to goatee length? Currently at about 4 or 5 inches.

>...blows yours outta tha watahh
I know thats what I said dog. Don't be so hard on yourself.

speak English shitskin

I can't grow a proper beard, so I'd rather be smooth than the puberty-tier shit beard I get.

I'd say 2-3 inches back haha unless you tryna rock that old pirate skirmisher look, and if so... NOICE.

Fuck you faggot. Better?

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At least you know your place.

Looks good my guy, also what?

Much better, good boy.

just keep it groomed and allow growth
dont watch a kettle boil
dont kill immigrants and poor people
thats what they want

Good boy, bad goy. You picking up what I'm setting down kid?

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nice try LE
i k you just want me to show you the luxurious thick beard on my face
so you can add me into the Yea Forums loli data base for your orwelian 2minutes at some point you want human sacrifice!!!

Everyone listen up
stop killing immigrants and poor people
thats what the cabal of elites want
the perpetrators of your miserable life are income people over 200k
and have titles like “vp of operations”
they want you to fight with other working class plebs

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I'll bite

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Now that's a healthy beard.

Stubble complete with acne

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High yikes, not so much about the beard.

You look like you want to open your mouth as wide as possible

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did u glue your ass hairs to your face?

ew, the girls run from that.

wtf wrong w/ u?

why not

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What?

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I wanna punch you in the forehead

I'm trying to buy a car, I'm thinking an infiniti. G37 sedan or the q50? I'd love to get something super fast and cool but I still gotta put kids in the backseat

freaky

I just saved money by switching to geico my nigga

Akkkkshhhuallly

bs, i want ILLEGAL ALIENS OUT !

nice!

PhotoChop,

next?

ITT faggots needing to shave

nuther incel

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explain this

>on facial hair thread
>ragging on people for having facial hair
your life must be really good

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And tbh not a shot either, just first thing I thought of. I'm a little handicapped

ah i see
yeah its kinda like that

nah when I wrote I didn't mean you.

Dude, I don't want to be mean, but you might rethink that. Either go clean shaven or find a different style. I'm not big on goatees myself, but that or a mustache might be better. You can try keeping your beard short and trim it down away from your cheeks a bit. But it's not very full and looks stringy. Don't mean to be a dick, but I'd rather someone give me constructive criticism.

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stache is impressive

what do you think, Yea Forums?

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looks like some 70s pussy hair

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I’ve had this beard since I was a freshman in high school

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What the fuck is that atrocity of a joint you’re smoking?

so bad
shave and maybe you’ll finally get laid

thoughts?

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im black and jewish

mhhh I think you would look a lot better without the beard user

pathetic and weak

so these the kinda people be callin me retard and gay on the daily

u from area 51?

you would be horribly, horribly WRONG

Im currently on minoxidil, it takes a couple of months to kick in but its worth it

Cut or uncut penis?

ice poseidon?

Nice eyes, handsome. Smile?

Sorry for everything

Have you considered suicide?

No I'm from area code 913

>ayyy lmao

I cant afford a gun right now, I just bought minoxidil.

RATE mine you losers

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not you

oh yea anal intruder?

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you look like a fucking joke, like a jester-chad

Now that is bad ass man.

expected comment from an obese sweaty-rectum, wanna-be chad

kys

a weak chin is a hell of a thing, suppose I should figure out what I want to do with this eventually

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I feel, I got my wife a Hyundai Accent for her and the kids, as soon as that's paid off I'm gettin a 350Z or a mini cooper to Italian job some shit.

feel free to post any more derogatory comments about me. You'll be hexed if you do. Be forewarn

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trim the neck

Nut hair on your face faggot

Looking great my guy.

do you mean kiked?

Go back to Mexico

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They call you peach fuzz don't they

1/10 low effort

Hi fellow weak-chinner. We're both in the same pathetic club

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go back to Europe you buttfuck

Now that, is it chief.

Shave that peach fuzz and grow up faggot

Except you're a fat incel POS

Illegal Mexican!

Second this. What a faggot.

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Not so shabby

Feel better about yourself now, dick for?

I voted for Trump

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Fuck yo star of David fucking kike faggot.

I'll wade into this shit show

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stop shaving it like logan

Do you work at Hot Topic?

Good stubble you degenerate looking fuck.

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Not recently

Just trimmed

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thats how we roll dutch joints

hows my beard

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These guys get it:
The rest of you? Get on our level or give up.

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this

Bahahaha

This.

Bababa bro trash. This is me before, but it's nice to change looks, especially with a beard that grows whenever the fuck, but this is me now.
See

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