You happy with your erect penis length and girth?

yes, but sometimes I would like to have it even bigger

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Wish mine was thicker

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I’m a cuck with a 3.5 inch cock. I’m happy

Funny thing is I thought it was too big because the first girl I had was afraid of the size. But in reality, it's normal sized. It's ok. Nowadays it's useless anyway because I get no pussy anymore.

Pfft I'm happy with mine non erect

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I'd like a couple more inches who wouldn't but the wife is happy with her 6x6

7 x 5... I'm pretty happy with it.

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Yes and no. Societal programming makes me wish sometimes that it was bigger even though it's perfectly normal sized, but at the same time there are already a few positions that my gf finds uncomfortable because I can go too deep.

I never really cared, 6.2 inches from mons pubis, without pushing down.(turns out I measured my dick size wrong all along, as most people measure from the scrotum and up, rather than from mons pubis)

Show bare feet

>jewmangled callused cock
>I'm pretty happy with it.
wow...

that's semi-erect.

>Thread about penis size
>"lol ur cut tho why don't u kys?!?"

Like clockwork...

it's Yea Forums
we hate on everything and everyone

>we
Literally go back you cockfeasting mongrel motherfucker

I wish I was smaller. I'm a little over four inches, but wish I was about half that.

No you don't. You faggots will salivate over a 3 inch uncircumcised penis before you will say one good thing about a 10 inch circumcised one.

trade me your dick for mine i want a micro

Circumcision is for kikes and retarded Amerifats. There is literally no good reason to practice circumcision, and it looks ugly and unnatural

Not 7x5

stop projecting yourself my dude
can u blame anyone? a mutilated cock is mutilated cock, size don't matter on that regard

K

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>"That immutable characteristic that was put upon them by their parents when they were literally days old? Yeah, they should kill themselves over that. What? There penis size is well above average? Doesn't matter.. the only solution is death."

The absolute state of foreskin fags

Same here. I'm 8.5".

At least my parents didn't mangle my cock

length yes, girth no

I'm okay with it. 6.5", pretty average. Could be bigger, but could be worse.

Same

u mad bro? go be mad a ur parents. not my fault they decide to mutilated you in the name of an imaginary being...

lmfao

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i am now

Uh. 8.25” x 5.6” so, could be a lil thicker but above average all around so not trippin

Absolutely incorrect. The ONLY standardized way to measure is along the top of the penis, bone-pressed against the mons pubic.

Like clockwork...

i'm more worried about my balls TBH

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stop fapping... or cut out the roids

im mixed :( some times i like the size and somtimes i want a very tiny little cute penis

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Ya I feel fine

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Ur penis is cute and tiny

Poor guy he can't help it that his parents sold off his forskin

yay you think so?

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No, I think is too short

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That’s well over average you moron.

length and girth?

Why?

im the same way i wish i was a micro

I've come to accept mine although a couple more inches to my length and girth would be greatly appreciated

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This is extremely cute and very small!

skinny penus

Trips of truth, everyone should be micro

Any reasoning behind it?

>feel fine

humilation. it makes me so hard thinking about not being more than an inch and never getting to satisfy a women bc i cum so quick

I was until I tried getting laid by being a bull for cuck couples and got rejected for my above average dick not being big enough.

Not much I can do about it so why worry

Average is 6". Doesn't seem like well over average.

wow, almost the same as me, except for the size, 4.5" is small enough for me

I wasn't till I remember dicks like that exist.

im average with 6 but im a hardcore extreme into kinks and have no limits and really wanna be a micro so i can be humiliated

6" is alright right?

I couldn't care less as long as my gf is happy with it, and she is.

Fuck no.
My little pecker is a joke.

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Happy with the length 7 inches but the girth is only 4 inches could be bigger.

Happy? Nah, I could do with an inch or two more

Content? Yeah, I'm perectly average, not much to really complain about

I'm 5.5" in length and 4.9" in girth, converted to retard units for your leisure

You're not too big to be a cute little slut.
Bet you could get lots of cock.

well, i'm convinced that someone like me with just 4.5" is unable to satisfy a woman and that's just such a turn on

I think small cocks look cute, I enjoy both SPH and Ageplay and it would work well for both of those.

i want the extreme humiliation of being refered to as a baby cock cuck. i love it

Would you be willing to date a girl but let her get real cock elsewhere?

Witness as everyone takes pictures of their own dicks to reinforce their dick size insecurities!

absolutely i love that. i would want her to get satisfied while humiliating me for my baby dick

Have you had women/guys laugh at your sad little prick before?

It is sad... Maybe give it some petting

no i want it to happen so bad but im average sometimes i look a little small but all in all i look normal

im 7x5.5 and i which it would be at least 9x6.5

oh, I think a big part of the humiliation is being denied sex and just be allowed to jerk off while watching the woman being satisfied by a real cock

You'd think more girls would enjoy that.

i enjoy chastity and abdl which makes being denied sex so much fun

i wish they did its such a good thing

unfortunately no

I'm ok with it. I mean, I'd appreciate a bit more, but who wouldn't?

Wife never laughed at me, but I rarely make her cum with my dick.

mmh, dunno about chastity, maybe cuz never tried but abdl seems kinky asf

I'm 6.5" and slightly overweight, so maybe more if I trimmed down. I'm not proud or anything, but I've never felt self-conscious, either.

i love being treated like an infant someone whos cock is so small they are still a baby and the diapers work as a great way of denial for a cuck

Absolutely happy on the size, but I wish it could vibrate and was ribbed for her pleasure.

trimming and losing weight won't help, really. Trust me, I just tried and nothing change, still 4.5" as before
for me the diapers would work but if treated like an adult

Ever thought about exposing yourself?
Forcing your little cock on girls then when they see it's not worth it, they roll their eyes.

I get hard just thinking about standing at the end of the bed while she looks over his shoulder at me.

not really.

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No and yes. I've got a larger-than-average in both length and girth dick. It's still not enough for certain positions because my wife has a huge fucking ass. I should have married a tiny little slut.

Oh well. I don't mind 6.5 but am losing weight for unrelated reasons. Maybe I'll get there and be surprised, but if not, I won't be heartbroken.

I would like to have the genital equivalent of an elephants' trunk but hey mine services well

i love being treated like a helpless baby bc it takes all your control away

can we see it

my dick is nice.

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ofc but real world laws make that thought a short one

r8 pls

c'mon dude, 6.5 is more than ok, not a massive dick but above average

No

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No, not really. It took me a while to realize it and Actually live with it.

for me it would be "being exposed", u know, like being in public a she making sure people around know i'm a small dick cuck wearing diapers

I guess so? I'm pretty traditional and have never really had much cause to compete, so I don't really think about it. I know the global average is like 5", but that's including Asians, which are proportionately a massive swath of the population, so I didn't put too much stock in it. Feels like beating up a Special Olympics contestant and giving myself the medal.

Not happy. But my gf seems to be. I guess years of watching porn and browsing the internet has warped my perception of dick size. I've measured I'm right around 5.6 inches when full erected.

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pretty sure I look like that, except mine is curved to the left

i think race have nothing to do, if most asian have 5" or less, it doesn't make it average, it means they are small

I think it’s pretty nice what y’all think? I’ll post another angle.

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same for me just with forced usage of my diaper and being her baby cuck

that's average, women who aren't into big dicks can be happy with that.

Way nicer than my sad little cock.
Would swallow.

I've never had any complaints. I've had compliments on my girth and the curvature. (It curves up) and if I were to lose some weight, I'd have less of a fatpad around it and probably have more usable length.

The picture doesn't do it justice, coz I wasn't that hard.

Lol

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Hairy mother fucker

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Good looking dick

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Damn you proved him wrong lol

well, losing weight is always good, for everything
hehe, what else can i do?

I don't ever hear people get mad about dicks except foreskin faggots. Isn't that ironic? That passion they have for dicks. And their dicks are the ugliest!

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Got to love the silence after you post the proof...

My little guy. About 5.9 inches or so. Not the biggest or the best but I love him all the same.

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I have great girth but I wish it was an inch longer.

LOL how about you don't shove the first inch of that ruler into your pelvis...

jewcock/10

wait what? oh yes... chill bro, I was just making fun of people shitposting a then I was the target on this cut/uncut debate.
Personally, I couldn't care less

you'd look good in a cock cage ;)

I'm shy of 6inches fully erects (measured at 6" a few times when I was very aroused and skinnier)

At least you got some decent girth dude.

>I'll take "What is bone pressed erectile length" for 200, Trebek."

I'm flattered! What do you think I should name him?

I'm ok with it

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Isn't that what you call your little tater tot?

Super petite twink, r8?

the dick makes up for it ;)

Oops

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Pick of that little shaft, user.

Slightly better pic.

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Very cute! Looks a little like mine. You have any pics of your soles?

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hm, not sure
you got snap/discord?

why do you have a transparent picture of your penis?

Fuck, that little cock is cute, user.

Afraid not : / You have an email you mind sharing?

snap/discord?

I'm 7x6 & curved upwards.
Very happy.

Someone edited it into a picture and they posted the transparent one.

Happy with this?
Fuck no.

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aww thank you

ok good thats what im here for

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Little.

lol I know I'm smol. Oh well. I'm gonna try to lose this fat pad around it.

What's your size?

i prefer discord tbh
would you make one?

how does it feel to be black but not fit the mythological rumour that all black men are hung like horses?

I'm 9" long and 6 1/5 in circumference and considered average in my country - Scandinavians have superior cocks.

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I'm ok with it. Wish it was thicker sometimes though. The only 3 girls I've been with said it was a good size so idk

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A pathetic 5 inches.

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are u virgin? if not, how did the women u been with reacted?

Def not a virgin. Was married for almost 10 years.
But I almost never made her cum with my dick.
Toys or fingering her g-spot was all I could do.

No sir I'm at work right now. If the thread still up here in about 5 hours when I get off I'll post it.

I’m around 5 inches, have fucked 10 girls til now, in just 1 or 2 pussies my dick looked a bit small (the first two girls, lol), i felt like shit, after that.. i have found girls with normal pussies and it seems ok, no one complained, they actually like it a lot ;)

GF says she likes that it's thick, although I'd prefer it either even wider or a tad longer... Who doesn't?

Maybe it's too big but not too long?

you may have a large cock but at least I'm not trapped in the dark and endless void

leave snap/discord in case it isn't

She admitted to fucking to other guys over those 10 years.
Two more I KNOW she fucked but she never admitted it.
1 more I strongly suspect, but could never be certain about.
God knows how many others that were just a quick fuck in the back seat...

>two other guys

Not fully erect but #lighterchallange

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can you blame her?
as a fellow short-dick, I'm full aware I would never be able to satisfy a woman so even if I were able to get into a relationship, I would be aware of her need to be with a more suitable man

That'd suck

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Wish I was longer, but current girth hurts gf and makes sex sad.

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I like my thickness, just wish it was like an inch or two longer

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6.8 inch length 5.5 inch girth (UK White man) I love that my girth is the average dick length here, drive girls nuts when im filling her full with a nice length thats not too long to cause pain, have to eat pussy tho

I can almost guarantee that most of the white skinned men, in this thread, with small or average penises are of Jewish heritage.

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bitch, get on this viking's ( ) level..

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the legends are true!

EXCALIBUR

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Not sure, here is a picture of mine. lady says its big but im not sure if she just telling me that.

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ok...

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He/you cant even measure his penis correctly.

I don't blame her now.
When I figured out about the first guy, of course I was beyond pissed.
But I came to learn it was purely physical and eventually realized my 5 inches couldn't make her happy.
After a few years I was helping her pick out lingerie that I never saw and shaving her pussy for her just before a Friday "Girl's Night Out".

did you even measure? certainly not 7" long. unless you stuffed the ruler into your tainthole and started measuring from your colon, then it's not 7 fucking inches bitch.

Would suck 7/10 more pics

6" long, 4.3" girth. It's what I was given and I make it work

everyone thinks that the guy with a 9" cock must have a magical ruler that lies

That's absolutely brutal. My girl says she cums just from my girth... I'm roughly 6.7 fully erect. (My photos are about with lighter and Gatorade bottle.

I just wish she would try and suck my cock more... How can I marry a bitch who doesn't know her way around until cock. Who doesn't beg for it as soon as I'm home from work.

We've been together for 2 years and live together... Wwyd?

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i would like a bigger dick but right now i've come to terms with mine. i'm about 4.5" when fully erect.

having a small dick plays into my cuck fantasies pretty well though

sure you are

Pleasre r8 :)

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Well it doesnt lie does it? you measure from the top of the dick to the end its not hard is it. besides you/he clearly isnt getting any action with that bush LOL, you can have a 9 inch cock and be 5'6 with an ugly ass face and the woman will pick the 7 inch dick with the nice tall broad dude any day, trust me. I know from exp.

Lmao that's a good shop

Happy with my girth 6”, length is 6.5”. These proportions just make it look smoll.

wtf are those white spots on your bellend?

Yeah, but I don't blame you guys, I'm a bit over 8" long, and even I feel small when constantly berated by fucked up camera angles, and wide angle lenses along with petite porn stars with big genitals making them look even bigger

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>After a few years I was helping her pick out lingerie that I never saw and shaving her pussy for her just before a Friday "Girl's Night Out".
well, that would work for me but I know that kind of stuff is not for everyone.
the idea of being cheated was disgusting to me not long ago. wasn't until recently that i realized i have no right to demand fidelity and then i start developing this fetish of being a cuck
when did i posted this? oh wait, is another guy

well, the bigger the cock, the more fun it is to force it into a cage

how can u possibly feel small with 8"

This

Fucking treant

no you dont, that dick isnt measured properly either.

6in hard

Average. Cant complain.

Sorry I don't have the perfect answer, Yea Forumsro.
Wife sucked me MAYBE once every four to six months and she was a cock sucking expert!
Like I said, I can't prove it, but she sure as fuck didn't practice on me.
I hope your girl learns to kneel for you like she should, but maybe you shouldn't take advice from a divorced, cuck, failure like me...

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Good with length, wouldn't mind a bit more girth. My wife is cool with it but she's small. I'd really just like to have it to show off and get reactions more than anything.

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Server with no rules
Anything goes

>discord_.gg/9JvQBV2

7 in length 5 in girth

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I'm like, 6x7 so I guess so.

my dick looks like a chode because it's so thick.

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Nope. Hard I'm Judy over 4". Girth just over 5.
Girls never complained but I always feel insecure about it.

I hear you, Yea Forumsro.
When I first learned she was taking cock I was livid. Beyond reason.
Less than two years later she would come home from a 3 day weekend with cum stains in her panties.
It was an open secret and I couldn't bring myself to stop her.
Like I said, my sad little joke of a cock was't working anyway.

why are you RPing on Yea Forums? go outside you fucking weirdo.

so what happened? did she ended it or wasn't working anymore for you?

why u mad? go outside you fucking weirdo.

I'll admit, my jealousy was a factor, but it was children, really.
She wanted kids, and every time I nutted in her nothing happened.
The cheating didn't break our marriage but our inability to conceive really put us on a rough road.
Just over a month after we divorced, she was pregnant with her boy-toy's baby.
>friend of a friend learned me his cock was half again as big as mine

Holy shit I would literally kill myself

Maybe it would be roleplay if it was all good, but she left me for a (rumored) well hung native american dude.
>i think she was taking his cock before the court papers were signed

well, it was probably for the best. I'm not really sure how kids would play in this kind of relationship but probably won't be healthy for them

see

The courts said you aren't allowed to post online anymore Chris

yes

Why lie faggot?
Your dick is the length of 10 finger widths
How embarassing

Now i am

see

Chiken tendie doesn't got there.

Everybody can see what you're doing there.
You should be ashamed of yourself

>Snuffaluffagus

Im very happy, im fucking HUGE

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She made me cum in her at peak ovulation every month for almost a year.
After our divorce she was pregnant with her third kid in four years.
Not only is my cock a fucking joke, my seed can't measure up to a real man.
As far as I know, she doesn't fuck around on him like she did on me.
So I'm thinking her new marriage is solid, unlike the fake relationship she had with me. I'm hoping the kids are better off his than mine.

7x6 - I'm content.

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jeffery?

Dick length stats, sorry I don't have the data on girth.

3-4 inches flaccid, 5-7 inches erect are the typical common occurring sizes the world over, if you are in this range your have a normal human penis, length wise.

People say average but forget that just another way of saying mean. No studies seem to ever want to use the mode, ie most frequently occurring length, as the standard, instead they go for the mean.

From the data I've seen, the most frequent length is often stated as 5.2-5.5 inches while erect.

Personally I say if you're in the typical range, don't worry about it, not every vagina looks sublime, so on the flip every cock doesn't have to be a war hammer.

If you're over 7 inches, congrats, you're bigger than normal. If you're 8+inches you've officially hit big dick status. On the opposite end of the spectrum there's a few things to consider. Technically you only need 3 inches of depth to ensure insemination. Studies show most women only need 3 inches of depth to achieve vaginal orgasm, think of finger length. Now those should be taken with a grain of salt especially the latter, but it's still food for thought.

Oh, you mean measuring it correctly?

I'm 6'4" so even though it's big, it looks small compared to my body, so staring in a mirror makes me self conscious

calsd - google this and the first thing you see is...
Full Calculator - calcSD
click on this to get to a penis calculator. You can choose the dataset. Don't rely on Yea Forums to tell you what is and isn't normal.

In Ancient Greece smaller was considered more desirable, apparently.

this is me...and based on the dataset being used, you can see what is 'average'.
Try CalcSD

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Perfect for getting your girlfriend to try anal.

lol dude, anything bigger than 8" is just greed.
i mean, 7" is big, 8" is jackpot

cuz small penis = smart and civilized
big penis = dumb primitive brute

No my name is Jonathon

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And any of you young bucks out there aren't as big as you'd like and that makes you self conscious or worried that she'll be unsatisfied....

Learn to eat pussy/ass. Learn how to write erotically. Learn everything you can.

I fall at the higher end of the spectrum but I'm not replying to any BWC couples or anything. However, when I was younger I thought it was small.

This is before the internet porn revolution. I had no frame of reference for anything and before I even knew how my dick/sex/vaginas worked, I was already feeling insecure. So I learned to write things that girls would get worked up over, then I'd go down on her and make sure she had 2 orgasms orally before getting my dick out.

At that point, if you remember this one little trick, she'll suck the soul out of your cock gratefully.

Pussy eating 101: Step 1) Find her clit. Step 2) Imagining the tip of your tongue is a brush, LICK THE FUCKING ALPHABET.

AAAA BBBB CCCC

- Internet Grandad

Tried shaving that bush? I'm 6'1" tall and over 200lbs so I had a similar worry despite being just about 8". Shaved the bush and balls...that made taking a dick pic for someone fun as hell because it looked bigger.

lol, we know that. still, it doesn't change the fact a small penis can't satisfy a woman.

No dude, I know, I've seen the statistics, ive seen all the things that say I'm massive, and when I look at my dick vs average things, it looks massive, but compared to me it looks small, and so when I look in the mirror I feel like I've got a small dick and honestly despite exhibitionism being a huge kink of mine, I'm too embarrassed to go to nude beaches/resorts

Yeah, I know, I shave them a few times a year but I'm a lazy asshole. Also I avoid doing it in the summer to avoid chafing

really? like I said before, trimming didn't change anything for me. still the same little guy down there. and at 8" it seems quite irrelevant...

Lol, the cock is clearly 9" but you'll argue the truth in front of your eyes, this is Yea Forums afterall, the hub of weaponised autism.

Can you read the 9" on the ruler?

Also, no girl cares about pubic hair when you're 6'3" muscular and have a handsome face.

I'm sorry your incel life sucks Yea Forumsro

better luck next incarnation

Interesting how our perceptions have changed

men that shave their pubic hair are beta-boy soy-swilling incel cucks

Grats on the stats brother. I've got a bit more length than you but less girth. I need to use that calc I guess.

Your pic is the ideal dick pic I'd be proud to send. Not obfuscated or zoomed in. Go forth and lay that pipe, young man.

- Internet ChanDad

No woman wants a Caillou cock.

I started shaving my balls after my divorce.
Haven't gotten pussy since then.
>over 12 years
Will confirm pathetic incel status.

so, either u way too fat or u are a wall of muscles.
anyways, if u have access to a nude beaches u should definitely go there. nothing should build up ur confidence more than the reaction of a woman (and some men) when seeing a 8" cock. if they laugh, trust me, it won't be a bad thing at all

Yes but nobody would say no to an extra inch or two.

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Virgin ass, you're full of yourself LMFAO, 6'3, you thumb is literally like 3cm's your 5'10 at most, enjoy dying a virgin

8" length and 6.5" girth

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I don't think any dude is tbh

rock the caveman aesthetic. women love testosterone filled men with hair.

hairless boys are for twits.

I prefer hairy girls too, yum yum, love eating hairy ass after she's been sitting at her desk all day.

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>nternet ChanDad
I'm prob older than you, my man! (48)
thx for the complient, btw.

Eh, maybe a few more inches but it is whatever.

>desperation

nice bait.

hahahah the autism is strong here. I wear XL gloves for work.

poor kid, I've fucked 74 girls. I'm in my mid 30s and still pulling teens at backpacker bars here in Denmark.

sorry but it's the truth, kid.

>I just wish she would try and suck my cock more... How can I marry a bitch who doesn't know her way around until cock. Who doesn't beg for it as soon as I'm home from work.

Honestly, while I do wish I was thicker, I've seen chicks literally refuse to suck my roommate's cock when we would tag team a girl, he was super thick.

I also have found it super great for turning a slut out and getting her asshole trained.

But I will not be with someone who isn't fucking obsessed with giving head. That shit is like oxygen

I would love to have a big cock, but I also have a lot of fun with my little one so I make the best out of it.

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im fine with mine. Its around 6" and if I lose some weight it would probably get bigger. Every woman ive been with came so Im just fine.

Is it instinctive?
Do we shave our sad little pricks so women will know we're not real men?

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Some of you guys really need clean yourselves up down there. Fucking trim, keep it tidy.

that's the attitude

So you grew pubes since the last pic?

Not really it's very very very thick and 6.5inches long. I wish it was half that size as I have a chastity fetish but because my erections are so thick and strong I can't comfortably stay locked up without it slipping out or it hurting badly

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>not the thickest but average length
>good useable inch covered in a mound of fat
don't have a ruler in the house but without cheesing the base base too much its about the length of a standard NOS can. Anyone know how long one of those would be?

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I used to shave clean when I was young but hated the itching so I stopped doing it. Yesterday I trimmed it for the first time since those days and while it doesn't look bigger, it definitely feel better.

not a rate thread

OK sorry

about tree fiddy

You interested in cleanup?
Him or her?
Fluffing his cock? Getting her ready?
Anything where you "help"?

fuck

Fuck yeah user.

Anyone ever says it's not enough simply say that even if it were bigger, throwing a hot dog down a hallway is still throwing a motherfuckering hotdog down a worn out, beat up, hallway.

Reminds me of this scene: youtu.be/kLGsuXzUfuM

- Internet ChanDad

I like small cocks

I definitely don't do the full shave anymore. I just use the trimmer until the only way I could get the rest is with a razor.

First time I shaved down there was the morning before a date I was sure was going to end with sex. Sat at work all day, then the itching started.

Date was successful, I was doing the big reveal and it looked like an Ebola outbreak, razor burn everywhere.

That was awful. What was worse is that she was freaked out that I'd had shaved at all ... Fuck that makes me laugh now.

- ChanDad

of course i am.
however, the idea of doing cleanup or anything else on him is still a hard one. would love it if it's 100% forced in a "do it or we done" kind of deal but is not really something i look for myself.

compared to OP?

hell yea

Eh, could be better, but at least I ain't got a micropenis

I've learned to look for the sliver linings in life, you know?

well, I was like 14 at the time. going to school having to resist the urge to scratch was awful. I really don't understand how I was able to do it more than once. I guess being horny asf really make you do dumb things

I mean, its 5,7in. but it bents downside so idk

Erect is 7,5 inch

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Guess I'm lucky.
I sucked cock for years as a teen. Learned to love mouthfuls.
Too bad the wife never wanted me with another man.
Would have loved to get another man ready for her.

mmh, sucking dicks is something that has cross my mind many times but still... I not sure if I would be able to do it irl

im only 6" and im a French and English mix from Canada

Lmao!

Eeeeewwwwwwe get that shit removed. The foreskin that it

Younger male cousin and I grew up together.
Sucked and fucked through our formative years.
Was still drinking his milk while dating my (future) wife.
Like I said, Lucky.

They use the AVERAGE, a mathematical and statistical term, it factors in all extremes of the spectrum. Normal or typical is what a doctor would look at not think to remark on, even internally. 5-7 has been the standard in medical documentation and encyclopedias for a decades. Mode is really what people should focus on, and even that does not matter, the mode is smaller than the average. Using wider range to describe this characteristic is more accurate than going with the mathematical average, as it doesn't represent what you'd frequently see in the wild, so to speak.

Not just that, but who knows where they get their data set from.

Peyronie's Disease so no.

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I don’t get as hard as I’d like to

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Rate?

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this plus small dick... and people still wonder why I'm still virgin...