What do you do for a living, Yea Forums? And how did you get/end up there?

i do nothing at all. interestingly that answers both questions

IT work in the education system. Pays my bills and allows me to eat whenever I want. Good enough for me.

Civil servant. I'm autistic as fuck so I knew I could have never passed a job interview in the private sector

I'm on neetbux. My mom smoked and did drugs before she popped me out, thus I was born with the tism.

how do you get free money

By living in coon town
Being a nigger and asking the gubment for welfare

you make me sick

How so?

How do you get free money?

youre not so autistic that you cant do some job. It's bullshit that you exist on tax-payer money and do nothing with your life except shitpost

You faggot I'm not the op
You're assuming
You don't know what I do or don't do faggot

>Forestry

I dunno really. Got sick of working in fisheries and decided one day to go work on trees and I've being doing it for years. Best job I've ever had, no regrets at all.

>what do you do for a living
>I'm on neetbux
Tell me what exactly you contribute as a neet?

How high do you get, and what is your most successful sale while high?

I just told you I'm not the op (original poster)

Fuck off redditfag

how did you get a job in forestry, and whats the pay like.

you asked how so, how would i not assume you were the poster. You dont seem very bright

I’m the chief technology officer at a multi branch bank. I did not get my college degree until my late 40s. But I was always in the computers since I was a sophomore in high school in 1982.

Oldfag here. Gather around and listen up because I’m only gonna say this once. If you want to succeed at a job, it’s very very simple. Show up on time every day, do a great job at whatever you do and do a little extra once a week, don’t leave early, smile at everyone and you will be successful.

Don’t call in sick more than four times a year. This is very important, trust me on this.

Look here buddy
I'm not the one to mess with at this moment
With that being said, I'm no comedian
I was a different poster saying that the op is a nigger for being on presumed welfare
He's a nigger if he is on welfare

You guys have bad reading comprehension. OP said how did you get there, not here.

I deleted the comment. Calm down, grammarfag

I'm on the autism spectrum, and I have managed a succesful factory, been a top rating radio DJ, and currently make $130,000 a year working for myself. Tism? Yism!

Huh, looks like I found someone that is even older than I am - amazing!

>reading comprehension
>grammar
you really arent particularly smart are ya buddy

>how did you get a job in forestry, and whats the pay like.

By chance I met a guy who was looking for labourers, went out one weekend and proved myself. I've being working hard labour jobs since I was 15, but forestry is on another level. You'll be dragging chains, running up and down slopes and carrying heavy loads most times until you can prove your not a total fucking idiot. Then you get a saw. Pay is on a 'day rate' if you've never heard of that, it means you get paid say $170 dollars for the day and you finish when the jobs finished. No working by the hour. Honestly its more a lifestyle than anything else.

If you've had a strong back ground in customer service work and you've never worked out doors... It's not for you.

IT Service desk, 3.000€ per month before taxes. Learned IT specialist for a huge company. comfy work.

Fuck off

coding... I always did.. ruined my school for coding... 20y after school, still coding. I like my job but currently I am working with huge assholes, they think they know everything better

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I'm a Traffic Warden. I got the job because it's an entry level position that can fast track you into the police or other enforcement type jobs.

i program and operate a 5 axis CNC router
i was doing shop drawings. the 2nd CNC router was sitting there not being used. just decided to give it a shot.
>bic related

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membership director in non-profit arts.

dropped out of college, found a place that promotes from within and just climbed the ladder. making just shy of 6 figures now.

just be a hard worker and reliable and try to get people to notice your good work. work your way into meetings and volunteer when projects come up

Miner

Was truck driver. Underground food storage in quarried out mines because of muh ground temps. Big enough got lost in a few. Lost in an underground layer.

>mfw massive garden and 0 pests or weeds
>mfw comfy as fuck
>mfw well inside to water said garded
>mfw full grown lime and other citrice and friuit trees in oklshoma when snowing
>mfw tornado ally can suck my fucking cock
>mfw civil unrest and comfy watching movies in my hot tub

Decided I'm building a bunker.

Became a miner 10 years ago.

Recently bought a house on a limestone ledge on a hilltop direclty next to a steep downhill pasture.

Saving to conver skid loader to electric and ger solar array. Charge at work dig at night.

Industrial psychologist, went to grad school and work for big companies to do HR consulting.

There are a lot of us oldfags here. Just because I'm 53 doesn't mean I lost my sense of humor. The shit posted here is fucking hilarious.

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This sounds like the start of a Stephen King novel.

Hello old man, you could be my father

Wow. I thought I'd been the oldest fart around here with 51.

BASED BOOMER ADVICE TO LIVE BY.

This kids. This is litterally all you ha e to do to be successful as a lifelong wagecuck.

>Yism
JEWISH AUTISM??!!?!??

damn. i'm 45, 46 soon. i can't imagine using this shithole in my 50s

I can only hope!

>based on a novel by Stephen King
>MOLEPEOPLE

49. been here since the beginning. you can never leave, you always end up back here

Just live a shitty life alone in a backwater town. Just happens.

I started at 19 as a boiler technician and fabricator of items. From there moved on to diesel repair and ship building. Turned 30 in 2000 and got sick of slinging wrenches so I took a year off and did a bit of college. Started doing cysco courses to get the cert start at 60k annually. Got to module 4 and it was get the cert +2 years experience and start at 45k annually. Bailed that and had actually picked up c++ and computer literacy, decided I'd make a damn hot secretary. No one else agreed so I learned how to medical clerk in early 2002. Been here ever since, but got smart and moved to radiology. I work in a dark cool office with a bunch of doctors as disgusting as I am and who all laugh at "doody" cuz fuck it's funny. I don't have to deal with patients and my day goes by fast. I don't make money like I used to but I'm content. Plus there is usually always hot residents leaning something. There was this one gal, must have been maybe 25 or so,she liked to stand at her workstation and bend over so her thong and half her asscrack would hang out of her scrubs,but it was in the dark and tbh she was fine and no one really minded.

im a sophomore switching to comp sci want to work in vr

Do I have to contribute anything? The founders of the country I live in say I have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I am alive, I have far more liberty than your basic wage slave, and I am happy. Are you happy? Truly happy?

Typically dont get high on the job, just when I get home, and I sell new cars so I get a flat rate commission, 300$ for the first 5, then 50$ extra for each additional 5 cars. So if I sell 15 cars I get paid 450$ a car

>Show up on time every day, do a great job at whatever you do and do a little extra once a week, don’t leave early, smile at everyone and you will be successful.

He isn't wrong. All we ask is you show up on time and do your job. That's it. Show promise, learn and be eager and you progress. It isn't hard. I'm forestry dude and all we want is eager young people that can work. I'm not giving you the time of day if you can't be fucked.

University webmaster. Started in a computer shop, cause their locksmith recommended me to them after I helped him with his tech setup. Applied for a desktop support job for faculty as an hourly employee. From there I moved to instructional technology, went salary, moved into servers and networking , befriended the webmaster and took his spot hen he left! 20 yrs from the computer shop to now.

Oh plus Chevy pays me an additional 125$ a car I sell, so if I sell 15 cars I essentially make 8625$ before taxes

Ontop of your salary?

i found Yea Forums about 6 years ago. i hate it. you're right. i can't leave. my autism keeps me from having friends. so this is the next best thing.

come to houston for a week. you'll appreciate your backwater town.

So if I stretch my asshole you'll give me money?

No, I don't want anyone to stretch their asshole. Though I suppose you deserve something for nothing. Well have fun posting frogs and being unemployed.

I make 500$ a week if I sell no cars. But as soon as I sell 2 cars I get no salary because my commission exceeds the "wage"

Lmao I don't do any of this shit and I'm doing pretty well. All businesses really care about is how much money you can make them without being an overt piece of shit. I call out CONSTANTLY but never get fired because I always do my work well.

Sounds like a solid stable life carved out by a real go getter. Good job, glad you "arrived". If you do what you love and love what you do it's not work and you take more pride in what you do. Continued success user

I make chemicals in a reactor that go to the city to purify water. I make like 26.30 an hour. Hard work tho.

I’m an air traffic controller. I went to the navy for 4 years to learn the job and i make 120k a year before overtime.

Same

>wat do for living
i'm a NEAT
>how'd I end up here
drugs, opiates to be specific.

Thank you for the advise Mr. Boomer, how's the job market for dentists?

Exactly.

Might ought a start thinking about investing your money so you can become welthy and on ez mode. I did similar physically exhausting man work in the oilfield and then got injured. I'm a useless as the laziest worm no matter how hard i try now. Your profession dangerous as fuck. What if you loose a leg? Fucking dicked.

Wow, that is so very Jewish

I've got several 100k in savings, and I'll be living of those for quite a while

I made a lot of money selling custom made software. And noe I'm basically on vacation.

Was a nobody when I heard about it my sophomore year in HS back in 13'
Joined the army after a year of doing nothing after graduating hs
Getting paid 20k my first year and getting paid for everything else
Got married so it'll be even more income after I get her here
I don't know I think for awhile I felt lost but eventually I found a drive for living
Currently investing all my money into stocks and crypto

im the definition of a NEEt for 2 years now and i know i should change something like finally get a job but no
just no

/k5TGxD4

CAD work..

Everything I use I learned in high school in the 90s and on the job ever since.

Went to Uni but dropped out.

Full time employed at $80k and I moonlight. Grossed $100k last year.

I design industrial equipment in 3D.

I started at 19 as a boiler technician and fabricator of items. From there moved on to diesel repair and ship building. Turned 30 in 2000 and got sick of slinging wrenches so I took a year off and did a bit of college. Started doing cysco courses to get the cert start at 60k annually. Got to module 4 and it was get the cert +2 years experience and start at 45k annually. Bailed that and had actually picked up c++ and computer literacy, decided I'd make a damn hot secretary. No one else agreed so I learned how to medical clerk in early 2002. Been here ever since, but got smart and moved to radiology. I work in a dark cool office with a bunch of doctors as disgusting as I am and who all laugh at "doody" cuz fuck it's funny. I don't have to deal with patients and my day goes by fast. I don't make money like I used to but I'm content. Plus there is usually always hot residents leaning something. There was this one gal, must have been maybe 25 or so,she liked to stand at her workstation and bend over so her log and half her asscrack would hang out of her scrubs,but it was in the dark and tbh she was fine and no one really minded.

Stress level OVER 9,000

Lighting engineer for Koito. Used to be with OSRAM. Found my way into OSRAM during university, I was into chemicals and high voltage AC, accidentally discovered a much cheaper way to produce HID bulbs. Koito made me an offer I couldn't refuse, now working on all kinds of LED stuff. My degree is in mechanical, but I used to work in a primarily chemical degree area, and now primarily in an electrical area... what a world.

Chemical analyst. Pretty shit starting job but I have some prospects elsewhere. My academic advisor in college hooked me up with an internship that transitioned to a full time position a few months later.

What's your plan for when the money starts to dry up? Just hop back into what you were doing before?

Diesel mechanic.
Was a shithead kid and part of every small town's "talk shit, race our econoboxes we'd proudly purchased, then blare rock music and booze up" crowd. I didn't want to go to college (one of the decisions of my life), was directionless, and obsessed with the military and didn't wanna work the freight of big box stores long term, so I decided on the USMC and walked into a recruiting office. Slim pickings on jobs once my paperwork was all set, but I didn't wanna wait nearly a year for quotas to reset and I liked driving, so Motor T was a good fit. Also, I liked that if I decided to make it a career out of it I could get stationed at any base because the job was so common. So I do my four years (didn't see combat, but saw plenty of interesting countries), a lot of stupid shit and dog and pony show politics and repetitive field ops. But I also got fit, learned how to use some badass weapons, drove 7 tons, and made good friends. Get out, have no interest in trucking between hours and automation, use what I knew and what I'd learned from maintenance guys to become a mechanic. Got my basic auto certs through the state, and then got into a diesel vocational program, and now I'm pulling in $60k yearly on average. Made friends with a regular who happened to work for GD, so my life has the potential to become very luxurious. I'm just wrestling with the fact that if I take the job, I'd be putting food on the table on the bodies of guys like me and people I've never met.
Good shit, I don't have the willpower to handle that type of constant pressure long term.
Nice man, a skillset like that makes you unemployment-proof.

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Run a backpackers in sub Saharan Africa.
Live pretty much hand to mouth...
Quality of life... Its breathtaking.

New I assume? What % commission are you making? Whats your primary demographic for respective models?

Been heavily considering applying at dealerships my way.

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Wow, I'm 64 and it's nice to know that some people are close to my age around here.

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Faggot. I hope you die

>basic bitch boomer advice
post dismissed

Me too, son. I probably will soon. Maybe I can teach you how to balance your checkbook or repair a small engine before I go.

Uncle, you look like you belong

Gravedigger. Heard about this place from people talking about it on youtube vids 7 or 8 years ago

How do you become a gravedigger?

Yeah new cars. The pay structure is flat. 300$ a car for the first 1-5 350$ for 6-10 400$11-15 then 450$ 15+ chevy gives me kick backs of 125$ a car. I basically live off the kick backs and save my commissions. On average I sell about 8-12 cars a month and my monthly earnings are around 4k to my bank and the 800-1k kick backs is how I go out, buy food and gas etc. Its super easy, dont really have to do much except the rare occasion you use finance and insurance knowledge to help a customer find a monthly payment they can handle. But *most* people already know what they want, researched all the features, and are aware of the price they will pay. I just try to look handsome and be friendly during the paperwork process

I work for my local council. They own several graveyards. They re-organised things a few years back and I ended up as a gravedigger

Oh cool

So you're up shit creak financially but the lifestyle is worth it?

Grave digging is an awesome job. Graveyards are peaceful places. I did it for a full summer in 2001...

I work in Human Resources for a manufacturing company. I handle the payroll as well as assisting employees with any issues they have. The money is good and I enjoy interacting with the workers.

My degree is in accounting but I’ve never actually worked in the field. I interned with the Department of Defense in college and worked their full time doing Government Contracts for 5 years. I ended up resigning due to a dispute with management.

After that I worked in the Hospitality industry for about a year as an account manager for a furniture company. After we lost our biggest customer, the company began downsizing so I went ahead and quit. A few months later I found my current job and have been there for about 2 years now.

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I'm an engineer, it's dull I got here through uni and have not felt excitement in my career since I graduated

Network Admin in a government job.

Social Security Retirement
21k year
Got into it by working my butt off for over 40 years of my life, paying into it the whole time. First as a laborer (construction and factory) later as a software developer.

>so you're up shit creak financially but the lifestyle is worth it?

Nah man... Yea man... I just got to stop worrying about bucks.... Its definitely worth it, but getting away from the mindset of making and saving money is a mission.

I produce co-write music to sell to record companies

Grew up a bedroom producer after I was doing camwhoring and somebody gifted me a nice microphone. I've been into music all my life but didn't take an interest in production until 11th grade in Highschool during a class.

I was a NEET for a long time, and instead of playing vidya I decided that I could use all that free time and money to work on my skills which made me really happy.

I didn't do anything special to get this job, I just created. Created with friends, with my community, created stupid songs and powerful songs. One day, I get a phone call from a mixing engineer that I was working with who I met on Reddit (hurrr reddits gay) and he said that my skills were something that aren't getting enough recognition

I just got this offer 5 days ago. I'm so excited

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Bullshit, females don’t pay for that.

Currently a registered respiratory therapist, and about to get my masters in respiratory care.

Joined Army and worked as a medic for 5 years. Did private military contracting for a couple years after the army. Got an associates degree in respiratory care, and will have my master's degree after this semester. Make about 80k a year between my job and VA disability. Should be pulling in 6 figures after I graduate.

Men do.

You stole my fake job.

I install computers for large offices.
I started visiting this place in high-school (2008?).
Why do you put up with it?
Sounds like the senior programmers at my old job. They were very good at their jobs but we're socially equivalent to teenagers.