My girlfriend got beat up by her dad. What do Yea Forums? I'm literally shaking right now
My girlfriend got beat up by her dad. What do Yea Forums? I'm literally shaking right now
Josiah Phillips
Adrian Cook
Kill yourself.
Daniel Gutierrez
Call the proper authority
Asher Myers
Well, I don't know what the situation is like over there with the issue of rights, I just advise to file a complaint?
Levi Edwards
Post her tits is what you do.
Nolan Martin
Help, you fucking idiot. She can't take both of you.
Robert Hernandez
>Hello boyfriend my dad just beat me up
*turns back to the computer and starts shaking*
Julian Rivera
Lmao
Grayson Nguyen
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Matthew Lee
HOW OFTEN ARE YOU GONNA REPOST THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?
Camden Gutierrez
Kek
Jackson Thomas
go and thank him as much as you can
he doing great job for you she well be nice and quiet woman for you
just build respect and remember girls always looking for guy similar to her fathers
Nathaniel Garcia
who punches someone on the side of their thigh in a fight? wtf is this
Asher Russell
post it to another fan page?
why do you think we'd care?
Mason Cooper
Two ways to go my guy.
You either step up and throw fists at the dad if you reckon you can take him, she’ll appreciate the machismo and protection
Or you play the sneaky beta angle and call the cops, while consoling her. Telling her she’s the victim and you won’t let him get her anymore.
Either way brings you up in the girls book.
Dylan Cruz
bait
Robert Taylor
Kill girlfriend and frame the dad. Thatll show him
Anthony Green
Go fuck her dad. Show dominance, don't break eye contact
Jeremiah Hill
Isn't this a sorta copy pasta? I swear I've read those exact two sentences before.
To actually answer the question: Bring her to the police and have them make a report. Don't clean her, his DNA might be on her. You should have her stay with you, or a friend. More than likely they'll be unable to arrest the father for a long period of time, and he's going to be pissed and take it out on her.
If all else fails, get two of your friends and put on black ski masks. Wait until he's alone somewhere and thoroughly beat the shit out of him, then flee. Legally they won't be able to do anything to you, since they can't prove anything (unless you're stupid and have identifying marks), and he'll know who did it and why. Some idiots need a wall-to-wall conversation to get the point.
Regardless: Don't let anyone treat your girl like shit. There's a man inside you somewhere.
Asher Stewart
sow ass this is my fetish
Hunter Johnson
>I'm literally shaking right now
Jordan James
Enjoy sloppy seconds like a Savage
Tyler Brown
>Isn't this a sorta copy pasta
Should have stopped right here
Brayden Cox
if youd be shaking, your letters would look more scattered...
Anthony Edwards
Have sex with her dog immediately! This will establish dominance! Trust me I'm a pet phsycologist.
Gavin Murphy
teach her dad a lesson and send her back to him twice as beat up to establish dominance teach him that you are the alpha male between you two
Michael Davis
Beat and rape her yourself then share with her dad next time.
Jose Howard
Go to the police and ask them for help they will probably give you some good advice
Christian Bennett
Stop beating your daughter you motherfucking OP
Levi Hughes
Just saw this shitpost, I'm literally shaking now. Fucken Plebe.
Robert Perry
Why do you feel the urge to post this pasta again and again and again and again?
Jaxson Price
She's got hella big hands.
Aaron Thompson
That's from Jamal slappin' dat ass while he dumpin' his load in her.
Michael Scott
Come on man he cock blocked us
Cameron Martinez
WHAT DO? WHAT DO????!!
POST SOME NUDES, NIGGER!
Jordan Edwards
kill her and then let her dad join her
make some cool lamps with skin
profit
Joseph Adams
Fuck Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer. Establish dominance.
Owen Mitchell
Those aren't consistent with hands or fists. That person fell or was in a car accident. Which is also why she's literally in a hospital wearing a patient bracelet. You don't go to the hospital for ass bruises.
Carson Clark
"literally shaking right now." -the most overused phrase of the last 3 years.
Zachary Baker
Context here?
Matthew Brooks
Beat her too
William Ross
Her skirt was too short.
Joseph Wood
She was cheating.
They used to play Overwatch together, but he found an aimbot on her computer.
Christopher Turner
That's fucking cringe, he looks like he is throwing punches directly from middle school.
No wonder he hates society.
Virgin/cringe murderers count: 1513k
Chad murderers count excluding military: 0
Brody Johnson
both understandable
Nathaniel Sanders
Call the cops. Get him sent to jail. Let him find out what woman beaters get in prison.
Wyatt Sanchez
Hey OP
Here’s my ballsack
John Hernandez
Beat your girlfriend
Adrian Walker
She got BLACKED bro! She's lying to you.
Bentley Evans
tits or gtfo
Thomas Allen
now I'm even more anti gun
she could shoot him in self defense and there is nothing more valuable than human life
fuck trump!
Josiah Myers
beat her harder to show him he beta bitch and you are stronger
Jack Thomas
You have to just man the fuck up and rape her dad. End it with a Donkey Punch to the back of his head and whisper in his ear:
>"If anyone is going to beat my girlfriend it's going to be me"
Jordan Butler
kick his teeth in
Justin Robinson
oh man this is the fourth time this week he even manage to leave the same bruises...
Justin Walker
Do whatever you want to her while she's asleep, she'll think anything that shows up in the morning is yet more daddy issues.
Brandon Cruz
post more nigger
Zachary Cooper
You should literally shake yourself off a bridge for posting this again.
Landon James
This. Stale copypasta.
Ryder Martin
Establish yourself as the alpha male in her life by beating her even worse than her dad did.
Elijah Taylor
Someone who knows where to hit their kids so the bruises don't show.
Noah Martin
man... you can pick 'em..... run away no good will come of it
Thomas Hughes
You say that about everything. You're such a goofball Dr Dogrape :)
Bentley Diaz
she deserved it