Your name is Johnny because you always wear sunglasses. Were currently in a bar, DUBS decides what happens next

Shoot all of them

order an appletini and sip that shit with your pinky out

check em

Take off the sunglasses

Hellll yeah

Oh shit! Johnny without his sunglasses?!

Wear bigger sunglasses

Rolling

you order the appletini and the man next to you pays for it. He thanks you for the great job you did last thread.

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>have a panic attack and smash a bottle over the friendly man's head

not today brain demon

Attempt to seduce blonde

shit and piss and cum

Ask him if want to be a part of a satanic ritual

grab his dick and whisper "it was my pleasure"

holy shit that's two decisions in a row for me. I need to be more careful with this power I have

kek winrar

You grab his dick and unlike what you expected he punches you in the face, knocking off your sunglasses.

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Knife him in both eyes

Kill him

Nuke bar from your sunglasses having a self destruct button

cum in his eyes and up his nose

Apologise and say it was a mistake.
Buy him his next drink

Pretend to be dead, then crawl for the exit when he looks away.

Rip his tongue out and wipe your ass with it.

rolling for this

Slam your asshole over his head to his shoulders with incredible force

Make swiss cheese out of him with an uzi

Destroy him.

Reroll

Go home

roll

where is this from

Rolling for this lol

fgt

i asked a simple question user, and you can't even provide me with the answer

pussy

You go outside and someone has stolen your car! do we call the cops or walk home?

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Johnny rocket fingers on newgrounds

flash

>your OG doesn't take shit from anyone bud smoking, coke sniffing macgyver

An old flash series Johnny Rocketfingers made by a talented guy who couldn't fund the third game and canceled it. This is a shot from Johnny rocketfingers 2 which is where the series was supposed to go. The first game being more goofy.

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walk home, decide to enter McDonalds

checked

Suck your own dick so fast and so hard that you manage to teleport yourself home

He pees himself

Johnny goes super saiyan

i had played it years ago and completely fuckin forgot about it
ty

Reroll

Steal someone else's car.

better answer, thank you user

Dubs well spent I'd say

this

Fuck walking steal a car, and drive home

Set bomb off in bar to kill that fucker who punched you

Call the cops

re roll

Rolling for tying up loose ends

Go full merican and shoot up the bar

Reroll

re re roll

Rolling for this

Rollerino

Check around the back, you drunk pos. There are 0 cars parked out front.

Reroll

Do a kickflip on a skateboard while backflip sniping the man who punched me

Roll

rape a whore then commit suicide

get a little wank on, and then call the cops, go inside the bar and take revenge on the bearded puncher!

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go in the mcdonalds

Fuck the blonde chick in the bar

roll

stab myself for drinking Bud Light

Rollin

call for 5 taxis and go to first one

fire a kamehameha into the bar hoping to hit beardfag

re roll

Roll

transform into a microwave permanently

Whip out dick and slap a small child with it

this check em

Rolling for this

Go back into the bar and jam your arm up the dude who punched you's ass

Rip the throat out of the bearded orange man with a pair of pliers.

This but really sexually

take a dump

This but also very rapey

This but really sexually.

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And with a hard on

GO IN THE FUCKING MCDONALDS

Roll kek

fuck the mcdondals

Flex your asshole so hard that your dick falls off and you grow tits

Reroll

roll

eat the nearest small child's ass

Literally eat their ass with a fork and knife

You walk into the mcdonalds and you're greeted by a young jewish man, he tells you about the specials

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Dubs machine was broken for a long time there

2nd time we get to see the jewdonalds employee

remove my own foreskin in solidarity with the young jewish man

Ask for a shoah-burger with burnt fries, like his ancestors.

Steal his clothes then forcibly Steal his nose off his face with a knife

rob him

suck the jew

Do this

ask for the girl as a special, then fuqq

Pay Jewish man my foreskin to kill the bearded orange man

checkem :D

winar

He says if you are playing games and he doesn't have time for it. He suggest going to the Arby's where such behaviors are tolerated. So you decide to pull out your gun and rob him. He swears there is no money.

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shoot him and then shoot self

Shoot of his little hat to reveal the loot

Shoot him then take everything in the cash register

Reroll

pull the trigger and blow his brains out

the million manks occupy a mall and kill a bus full of retards

roll

Use JOHNNY POWER (johnny rocketfingers 1) to turn the Jew into a pile of cash

Force him to cut off your foreskin

this but sexually

I always wear glasses because my fucking prescription is (R) -5 +1.25@85 (L) -4.5 +1.50@100

Reroll

fuck the special

This but sexually

What does this even mean?! TOPKEK

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He sexually circumcises you. It seems as if he knew what he was doing, some might say he enjoyed what he was doing. There are two witnesses that just walked in

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Shoot witnesses for startling you while doomg coke to stop the circumcision pain right out of the bag.

Cut your foreskin into 4 pieces and have everyone eat a piece

Sew the cut foreskin to sides of sunglasses for an accessorized look

kill self

Show your dick to the other 2

Roll

roll

Save johnny

Then wake up in Jewish heaven because you were circumcised

Reroll

roll

Roll

Roll wake up damn you!

Winnnnnnn

Johnny lives and he dies. Thanks for another good game bro. i'll make another one tomorrow

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YOU CAN'T END THE THREAD HERE YOU NIGGER

nice.

I eat my own bum