GUYS! I am sad

OKAY I WILL TELL!!!!!!!
A FEW DAYS AGO I SAID HERE THAT I WANT TO E-MARRIAGE WITH SOMEONE BECAUSE I FELT LONELY AND WANTED A E-HUSBAND THEN SOMEONE HERE ADDED ME AND WHEN HE ADDED ME I ALWAYS SAY HI TO HIM EVERYDAY AND HE NEVER REPLIES I SAID HI TO HIM EVERDAY FOR 5 DAYS OR MORE HE STILL DIDN'T REPLY I DON'T GET IT IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO E-MARRY AND BECOME MY E-HUSBAND THEN WHY DID HE ADD ME!!!!!

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Please... someone tell me... what to do... I am sad...

You're too cute and he's shy

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I DON'T GET IT MARRIED COUPLES SHOULDN'T BE SHY!!!!

You should try not to get attached to people you just met; that can be dangerous :3

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My e-husband isn't someone I just met...
Why did he add me then

Don't be a fucking retard, eboys aren't worth it. Go get an actual irl relationship, it's 100 times better.

Speaking from experience, he more than likely just ghosted you.

You said you found him here a few days ago and that he didn't reply after that, sillyy

I don't know, but it sounds like you should forget about him ^^

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But... he was kind... and gentle... I love him... why would he just not reply...

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Take some deep, slow breaths, sweetie

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HE IS NOT LIKE THAT SO STOP LYING

You barely know him, though

What do you want me to say?

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I personally think you're just naive. He probably just wanted a quick fap or something.

How about you... SHUT UP???????????????????????????????/

What the hell is that even also I am not naive you are naive so shut up

You're so adorable

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You just lie and say stuff like you know everything in this world to make people feel more sad and you just lie and don't know anything but act like you know lots of stuff and I hate people like that and that's why I always say shut up also you sucks

Let me put it this way.

He added you to sweet talk you for a bit then jacked off to it. Then he ghosted you. He ain't comin' back, sweetie. :p

Don't ask for advice then if you're just going to disregard it. Dumbass.

Yeah says who
Also shut up

I'm confused, have we met? I said I don't know why he stopped replying, but you should try to let it go and not get attached to people quickly is all

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I am not the stupid here you are the stupid so shut up

Yeah you tell me to let him go so when I do that you go and marry him you SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I don't even know him, but I'd probably rather marry you

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I'd say give it up, this bitch is just irrational as fuck.

What manga is the pink chick from?

I don't mind; it's cute and maybe talking to them for long enough will calm them down

Citrus

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Shut up I hate you lots because you don't help people you just tell them to let go even if they are their husbands

Shut up you're irrational all you ever say is stuff like that but you don't sound super smarts at all

Shut up, you're irrational. All you ever say are things like that, but you don't seem to have any sort of intellectual capabilities.

I guess that topic isn't getting anywhere. You'll be fine though; don't worry

Doing anything today? ^^

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>cheer me up
>no silly people
Well how the fuck then?

How about you stop lying and saying stupids things you have 0 intellectual capabilities also you are the one that call people stupids when they are the stupid so that they feel more smart when they are not smart at all so SHUT UP

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I'll suck you off if you suck me off

I'll bring my forskin and we can have a cook out

Shut up also hey guess what I was making jokes I love making jokes I thought if I told them to my husband he will be happy but he didn't reply to me so I saved them when will my husband return so I can tell him my jokes

How about you stop lying and saying stupid things? You have zero intellectual capabilities. You are also the one that call people stupid when they're not stupid so that you feel more smart when they are not smart at all so SHUT UP!

Ok, in all seriousness, how the hell does that last sentence make any sense? I laughed trying to figure out what was trying to be said lmao.

No I meant no silly people that just post stupid or silly pictures or dirty pictures then go away

Post some of your jokes :3

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Just shut up

Two Jews walk into a bar and take a deep breath, everyone else suffocates

Mmn. Alrighty. You play any vidya?

Okay I guess but we are still not friends because you said to me to let my husband go
Why was the turkey disqualified from the tournament

What a cutie

So what was the problem again?

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That's why we need communism to distribute the air equally

We're not friends because you're married to me now?

>Why was the turkey disqualified from the tournament
I don't know, why? ^^

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What's a vidya

Sage

This will explain it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Because of FOWL play!
Do you like it please be honest and don't lie okay

I do, it's cute

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I don't get it...

Kill your sadness,
He's telling you to cheer up, ol' pal.

Jokes should be funny not cute so shut up

Cute is good, though

Your strength is cuteness so you should work with it

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lole
one lil nigger every 3.26 minutes, coming up
CUMMIN UP

Sure wasn't hard to find you without thread finder I have to say.

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Whoa I never thought about that

I don't get it but guess what I have tons of jokes like that but I will tell it to my husband only when he gets back

I didn't intend for this to be a circlejerking thread so I didn't even mark it; I'm just talking to a cute user

I'm kind of starting to feel like you're being silly on purpose :3

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You didn't answer me in DM's if you think you have ever had any poop oil in China.

What do you mean

Idk how should I know

I never got stomach sick there though so it's whatever

That I think maybe you're being a silly cutie for fun

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Shut up stop saying that we are not friends so don't call me that

Of course we're not friends; we're married

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SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ME AND MY HUSBAND DIDN'T DIVORCE I STILL MARRIED TO HIM SO TAKE IT BACK

He obviously can't give you the attention you deserve

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Read these.
imgur.com/r/GIRLSundPANZER/3ko2uMo

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funny!!!!

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Yeah says who

I second this.

Me

Anyway I'm gonna go shower and stuff; I guess I might be back later if this thread is still up. You can feel free to add me on Discord if you want: Nachash#8938

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Silly banana

If I do that will that mean we are friends

Mine's Asian Trash#8416, so add me if you feel like it. I was here earlier.

What do you mean

It's my discord tag??

Yes but I don't understand what you are saying like I was here earlier and stuff

Whoa thanks I love this one LOTS I read it!!!!!!!!!!

i was posting when the thread atarted up lol

How old are you?