Be me

>be me
>22yrs old, average guy
>tinder really isn't doing much for me recently
>decide to download another dating app
>instantly get a match
>she's cute, not 10/10 but neither am I so can't complain
>we hit it off really well
>tells me she has autism
>cool whatever, dated a girl who called herself autistic but she was normal asf
>plus she tells me she's super horny all the time so I don't really care if she's a bit weird
>anyway, we keep messaging and it continues to go well
>she's a bit clingy but it's cool
>fast forward the next night n she wants to chill
>cool w me so I go to pick her up
>get to her place
>I've been catfished
>she's clearly the same person as in her pictures bitch's eyes are so crossed she aint even looking at me
>whatever, she can't help it
>say hi
>without any words, the bitch launches her self at me and kisses me
>"you're even hotter in person wow"
>very confused but I awkkwardly laugh and shrug it off
>we walk to my car and start heading back to mine
>as we're driving she starts acting weird
>I look over n she's twitching all over the place, making sounds n shit
>can't believe that this is the same girl that I've been messaging as she can't even hold a conversation in person
>pull up to my place and she immediately starts kissing me
>I'm not into it but I'm too beta to tell her to stop
>once we hop out the car I notice she is dressed like a 5 year old
>scruffy trackies and a pokemon shirt
>ok she's severely autistic

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>we go into my place and I put on a movie
>my plan is to just watch the movie with her then take her home straight after
>immediately she is all over me
>felt like I was being attacked
>"I like your cuddles"
>"I've never kissed a hot boy before"
>I'm uncomfortable as shit so I move away
>she moves to me
>starts grabbing my dick
>it's hard from all the contact that she's forced on me
>she starts jerking me off through my joggers
>hormones take over and I just kinda let her do what she wants
>she takes out my dick and goes to town
>she gives me the most painful hand job I've ever received
>I tell her to stop
>"oh ok, you'll like this better"
>she gives me a half arsed bf
>again, I'm not into it but I'm horny so just kinda wanna get it over with
>she makes this big loud WOW when I cum
>post nut clarity kicks in, need to get out of this situation
>"god I'm so tired, maybe we should do this another day."
>not even an hour has passed from when I picked her up
>take her home
>awkwardly say bye and drive off
>can't sleep because all I can think about is what the fuck just happened

And that's how I got forced upon by an autistic girl.

Sorry if I'm not the best story teller, just thought someone might get a kick from this.

Side note I wouldn't say I'm usually that much of a beta but I just really didn't know how to deal with this situation.

No pics?

well, that wasn't funny, or terribly interesting so lurk moar and don't post it again later hoping someone will give a fuck

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Idiot, you should marry her

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I give a fuck, you retarded morron

Haha, sorry I didn't entertain you buddy. I don't really come on here much anymore anyway. Just wanted somewhere to share my story :)

Would marry :3

Ye she wasn't terrible looking, but awful teeth and eyes haha