Be me

>be me
>22yrs old, average guy
>tinder really isn't doing much for me recently
>decide to download another dating app
>instantly get a match
>she's cute, not 10/10 but neither am I so can't complain
>we hit it off really well
>tells me she has autism
>cool whatever, dated a girl who called herself autistic but she was normal asf
>plus she tells me she's super horny all the time so I don't really care if she's a bit weird
>anyway, we keep messaging and it continues to go well
>she's a bit clingy but it's cool
>fast forward the next night n she wants to chill
>cool w me so I go to pick her up
>get to her place
>I've been catfished
>she's clearly the same person as in her pictures bitch's eyes are so crossed she aint even looking at me
>whatever, she can't help it
>say hi
>without any words, the bitch launches her self at me and kisses me
>"you're even hotter in person wow"
>very confused but I awkkwardly laugh and shrug it off
>we walk to my car and start heading back to mine
>as we're driving she starts acting weird
>I look over n she's twitching all over the place, making sounds n shit
>can't believe that this is the same girl that I've been messaging as she can't even hold a conversation in person
>pull up to my place and she immediately starts kissing me
>I'm not into it but I'm too beta to tell her to stop
>once we hop out the car I notice she is dressed like a 5 year old
>scruffy trackies and a pokemon shirt
>ok she's severely autistic

Cont..

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>we go into my place and I put on a movie
>my plan is to just watch the movie with her then take her home straight after
>immediately she is all over me
>felt like I was being attacked
>"I like your cuddles"
>"I've never kissed a hot boy before"
>I'm uncomfortable as shit so I move away
>she moves to me
>starts grabbing my dick
>it's hard from all the contact that she's forced on me
>she starts jerking me off through my joggers
>hormones take over and I just kinda let her do what she wants
>she takes out my dick and goes to town
>she gives me the most painful hand job I've ever received
>I tell her to stop
>"oh ok, you'll like this better"
>she gives me a half arsed bf
>again, I'm not into it but I'm horny so just kinda wanna get it over with
>she makes this big loud WOW when I cum
>post nut clarity kicks in, need to get out of this situation
>"god I'm so tired, maybe we should do this another day."
>not even an hour has passed from when I picked her up
>take her home
>awkwardly say bye and drive off
>can't sleep because all I can think about is what the fuck just happened

And that's how I got forced upon by an autistic girl.

Sorry if I'm not the best story teller, just thought someone might get a kick from this.

Side note I wouldn't say I'm usually that much of a beta but I just really didn't know how to deal with this situation.

No pics?

well, that wasn't funny, or terribly interesting so lurk moar and don't post it again later hoping someone will give a fuck

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Idiot, you should marry her

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I give a fuck, you retarded morron

Haha, sorry I didn't entertain you buddy. I don't really come on here much anymore anyway. Just wanted somewhere to share my story :)

Would marry :3

Ye she wasn't terrible looking, but awful teeth and eyes haha

You're not into it and you so wanther to stop, but hard and uh oh yeah you came. you think. Or something. Oh look a pigeon outside.

You're so full of shit.

Still..

THis is fucking hot. I would seed my fucking people farm with this girl.

Dude you need to raise your standards

how about you don't speak for all people, you asshole. go eat a dick

KYS

Pardon? what're you trying to say lol

wheres the nudes faggot

Wat? She's 7,5/10...

lol, probably

Shit nigga you did get attacked anymore pics of her face

Nah, I unmatched with her on bumble n that was the only pic I kept

LOL... Naw, I'd rather hunt down your family and chain them up in my barn.

What State was this in?

Uk

I'm not a prize myself but damn, some anons might be extremely desperate for thatw or maybe just might be another lay for them but ehhhhhhhhhhh
I've had worse, it could be better so I wouldn't marry or be too quick to fuck
Maybe if money was involved
I'd say that's a solid 6
Not TOO ugly but definitely not winning any awards

I have no family, retard

7,5/10

Oh wow, looks like we've found the second coming.

Yeah, that was my thinking really. When we first spoke it was just to blow some time tbh but then all that happened p quick.

Imagine admitting this. LMAO

Oh good, so I don't have to worry about finding this chick. I have a serious fetish for hot retarded girls. Do you realize how hard it is to find retard porn? It's fucking nearly impossible. And when you do find some it's usually a fucking guy.

Autistic fucks autistic, can't wait to share his boring story because he has no friends or social life outside of this shithouse website.

Haha, I've actually watched some retarded porn but only when I'm in that weird horny mood.When it was happening in person I was just so uncomfortable lmao

If you think she's a 7.5/10 you've only seen ugly women

It's more that I don't really wanna tell this story to a friend lol but I wanted to tell it to someone.

kek

Sometimes it's best to keep things to yourself.

Exactly. For example, your advice sucks

ok so heres the deal, she has zero exprience she did things even though she don't know how to do them. you should have just fucked her because that is inate behavior, sucking dick or giving blowjobs isnt, and she is autistic she told you, do you not know what being autistic means??

kys for being so salty

Name? Where in UK? Would be interested in dumping a nut in this.

If that is a 7.5 for you then I don't know what to tell you buddy
There are females that actually fulfill that 7.5 standard
I'd definitely have to disagree
Some user was posting third world slim women yesterday
Pic related
I'd say this is more around 7.5/8

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>be me
>an age
>Woke up in the morning
>Looked at my alarm clock
>Read my phone for a while before getting into shower
>Decided to just brush my teeth today
>Go to store
>Try to remember if mom needed more butter
>Hang out a while waiting for mom to text back
>She needs butter
>I get the butter and use her card to get myself some snacks
>Girl at check out looks at me
>All girls think about is sex and fucking me
>She asks if I'll be paying cash
>All girls think about is money
>Stop by taco bell on the way home

Figured you guys might get a kick out of my day.

I'll probably post my diary threads every day forever now.

Sure is leddit in this thread

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kys for defending this garbage and using embarrassing internet vocabulary words. 'Salty'. Are you going to spill the whole T next, girl?

Spotted the offended autist

Posting such boring drivel should offend everyone.

Good story OP
I keked

That is one ugly ass goblina face. Catapult that fuggo bitch back over the border

sorry for interrupting your loli and furry porn mate

I missaw her face
It's more like a 7 overall
Booty is nice though I won't lie
THAT is a 6.5 compared to the fucking pic op gave tbh

I see where you're coming from but my point is I didn't really want to do any of it lmao

iCame

thanks bro just thought you guys would get a kick out of my story!

More pics of her please.

I hope she also likes reporting sexual assaults. Who is going to think some autistic woman is lying about this creep who left his DNA around? She could be my favorite new anti-hero.

I bet she loves ANIME and videogames. GF materical.

That's the only pic I have sorry mate.

Would facefuck and make my fuck toy on the side

Txt her right now. and demand that she sends you nudes. if she wants another date. sounds like shes down to fuck. is her body normal at least.