To straight male anons...

30 million dollars. I want so much money the world can call me a faggot every second for the rest of my life and ill just be like (laughs in sort of rich)

Sounds like you have experience.

Most of the faggots on Yea Forums would pay him.

It’s guaranteed secret, so I guess you’d seemingly inherit a bunch of money from some distant family member and everyone would call you lucky, not faggot.
Nobody knows who or how... except you. And there’s just one problem, one little thing: you secretly enjoyed it. You really liked it and you can’t stop thinking about it. Then what?

I'd fucking hate it, but yes, please.

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Wasnt it 5000 a week ago? It's definately not the first time you've posted this exact thing. You're like that blackmailed into eating shit guy

actually sounds like he never had any fucking experience at all

In college a guy paid me $100 to fuck me and dump his load in my ass. I meet him off of CL, I was short on rent that month so I took him up on the offer. After he was finished, I almost for about the money. I enjoyed it that much!

I would bang a dude but I dont want anything in my doot.

Really? How often have been fucked in the ass since then?

After that, probably a dozen or so times. All because I enjoyed it, no money involved. Now I am married and have a kid, still looking for a secret cock to suck and fuck though!

Wait, are you about 6’1” and did long bike-rides with a church youth group in highscool? Did the name he gave you start with C? If so, he bet us a pool of like ~$500 that he could get you in bed. He only went bottom because he figured you wouldn’t want to.

I honestly never got his name, and I am not the church going type. Curious, what city though?

i was actually offered $3000 to be in a gay porn
i declined the offer

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Is there a reach around or not?

Can the gay be a trap?

Happened at UCSB. After C sorta came out and no one believed him at first because he acted normal and ladies loved him, he explained he was gay, not a faggot. Anyway, there was some guy from his hometown that apparently didn’t recognize him, and the situation sort of escalated.

Nope, that wasn't me.

Yes, as long as I'm not seeing him fuck me, i'd do it many times because I like money

I'm married with kids too, and I'd love to find a guy like you.

No, but you have a 50% chance to cum hands-free.

If they are a trap, they are having an off day so expect some stubble. Also, they are well hung, slightly aggressive, and very affectionate, so expect them to be groping you and pinching your nipples as they slide up inside of you.

When I was subjected to a non-consensual assfuck when I was 14, I was shitting blood for the next 2 days.

Kik

Not seeing him, like blindfolded the entire time? Nah dude, this would be more personal. You’d be in a room, he’d knock, you’d have to answer the door and be in there while he gets undressed. You don’t have to talk to him, but he might talk to you or even try to kiss you. In other words, you can’t put your head in the sand and pretend it’s a woman with a strap on.

You kidding?, hell yeah, but it gotta be more than 10 min.
I'm not straight tho, and I do like me some big cocks
:3c

I'm gay, do I still get paid?

gg /9Kj5Kp

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Here’s the thing, If I let him go 20 min can I get 5k?

Straight guy here. I would do it, yes. I've always been kinda curious what it feels like to be fucked and came in. So yeah, i'd try it.

been here all week, have yah?

I was thinking more like i'd only do doggy style.

That’s crack whore money. You could have gotten much more for pure college boy ass

>$2500
Fuck no. I would require life changing money to put my asshole through that kind of pain. 100k at least.

that’s what they pay the puffer

I'm bi, but I'd do it.

No

$2500? Jesus, how old are you people lol. My life wouldn't change a bit if $2500 evaporated from my account right this second.

the puffer?

How can I get an ass like him?

You’re probably getting all the dick up your ass you could ever want too. Amiright?

Yah use google and try to learn something this summer

Source?

Would probably do it too.

Just imagine standing up afterward and feeling his cum shift around in your ass before some of it drools down the back of your leg from your gaping asshole.

“Hey,” the gay man says. “I really liked ejaculating inside of you. There’s something that’s really hot to me to see some guy walking away and thinking ‘I left some of me inside of him.’”

Meanwhile, you feel like you have a wet fart coming, so you excuse yourself to the bathroom, hoping he’ll leave while you’re inside. You bear down and it’s mostly gas, but then you hear the soft splash of... something. You don’t want to look. You can’t not look.

You look.

It’s a thick gob of brown-tinted cum, slowly stretching out into stringy ropes as it gradually sinks to the bottom of the toilet. You quickly look away and wipe, but you can’t stop yourself from looking at the toilet paper. It’s a sticky mess, with a few small strands of his sticky essence stretching out, dripping down...

“That was inside of me once,” a voice says, startling you. Oh god, he followed you into the bathroom.
“It began inside of me, and when I reached the peak my sexual pleasure with you, I thrust as deep as I could and my turgid rod pulsed and throbbed as it spewed gob after warm sticky gob of my seed into you. When you walk out of here, you’ll be walking around, carrying another man’s semen inside of your body.”

He then hands you a check and leaves, just as you again feel the urge to push out another wet fart of his cum.

he meant fluffernutter

The position would be up to him.

so you're saying i shouldve asked for more?

The peter-puffer.

vSVHvU

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Kek

With lubricant and a little preparing it shouldn't even leave you feeling sore tht fat after. It definitely shouldn't be hurting during either

I don’t know, how hung? Post dick

$2500? I usually earn that amount from doing much less. GTFO, you cheap faggot.

I meant you show dick

I would do it

I'm not that hard up for cash, sorry. try grindr or reddit, they're usually up for gay shit

dick is nothing special

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If you’re implying anyone would pay a guy for a blowjob your full of shit. I can get 10 Grindr bjs for free on my ride home from work

Mr rich boy money bags turning down 2.5k for thirty minutes of work

>to straight male anons

Does being a faggot mean you can no longer read?

no it’s fine. Yah you could make cash

Amazing conclusion there, mate.

Exactly.

oh, well thanks

I'd do it if it was an hour a day, five days a week, for a year at the same rate. I could use an extra $4 million.

10 minutes dude. Stop trying to jew me

Sure....why the fuck not? Easiest $2500 you'll ever make!

In 10 minutes? Let’s say the entire encounter requires 25 minutes. That’s $100 / min. What do you do that nets you $6000 an hour? Please tell the truth, this is the internet.

Stick to finding fat ugly guys that really want to suck hot cock. They’ll pay up to suck that. And it’s pretty risk free cash and pleasure for you.

Two males fucking each other is not pretty...

I speculate on stocks and crude oil. $2500 is lunch money. There you go, internet.

yeah, duh

yes i would
>free money
>free pleasure
>always wanted to to see how a real cock would feel up my ass

Yes it is, if the males are pretty

There is a thread in /g/ that would disagree. There are some very pretty bois.

I factored in preparation and anything of the sort. You don't get rich turning down easy discrete money

Sure id let him fuck me for 3 hours for that

Absolutely

ive been offered from a few guys before but it always felt suspicious... "youre going to pay ME so you can suck MY dick?" just sounds insane

Eepe
Where can an user meet bbc tops?

I tried getting fucked in the ass once, it was too painful and never tried it again, i'm not doing that shit.

Where you at bro?

I might squirm and struggle.
But ok!

$100'000
I want to be able to buy a nice car and have money over to pay all my debt. If anyone here is not gay and wants more than this they're clearly just gay in denial. Not accepting that much money for a simple ass fucking session is literally just poor economic choices.

Isn't /g for computers?

Need this rn...

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Pretty bios with shit on their dicks...
Not pretty.

>an hour a day
>five days a week
>an entire year
Faggot.

Obvious virgin is obvious

How about an entire weekend of anal from multiple men for airfare alone and you can film it for 5k

why would Tech have a thread on pretty bois?

If you don’t think /g/ - technology is full of traps, trannies, and faggots, you are newer than that guy that is probably confusing /g/ with /gif/

There are a lot of anal virgins out there that could have that problem solved and earn $2500 in the process.

Might have to gag and restrain me but ok.

you have to also put,

>won't go to hell for having homosexual sex

then I'll let him ram it.

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>based Kris Wolf poster

No you weren't kid. Stop lying non of us are impressed

>STD free
>Guaranteed secret
>10 minutes
Well, under these circumstances, yes. I could definitely use the $2500. How bad could 10 minutes be?

Yeah, as long as I didn’t have to fuck him. I just find women’s ass sexy af, and guys butts are boxy and unattractive. Why, you offering?

Thats pretty well written. You must be doing well in junior high.

lol nigga I’m a mountain biker. I go out and throw myself down mountainsides and get fucking injured every time I do it for fun 4 days a week. A dick in the butt is nothing, people do that for fun and pleasure.

You’re weird.

Yeah probably. I see shit like this being asked all the time on here, why are faggots so interested in this?

yes. 10 minutes, i might draw the line at anything after 30 though

Yep cos the gays are falling over themselves to suck the cock of a fat sweaty dude who stinks like old chicken from his job emptying the grease traps at his local "black" kfc

for 10 minutes? is your ass made of pussy?

of course i fucking would, thats 2 months salary for me

Not same guy but I took a monster dump once and was bleeding for days after so could be. But yah I know the part about it being non consensual is bs right!

>$2500 is lunch money.
Muricas obesity epidemic in a nut shell

>unzips
go on

I am British, you dumb nigger. And only slightly overweight.

They have livestock in Louisiana for those people to sex. Their working at KFC. They sure don’t have cash to pay up for a bj.

Haha. Faggots trying so hard for normalcy and failing so miserably.

Yes. That's too good money to pass up for only 10 mins.

I don't like my job anyway, so why not do something else I probably won't like for significantly more cash.

>too good money
Must be a poor fag, huh?

I'd suck on it until the cum came out

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

YOU HAVE TO B-BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you understand?! It's c-coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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