CRINGE

Never date a girl who goes to parties tbh

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or date ugly girls who go to parties. that way you dont end up dating some uptight bitch and there's a pretty low chance they're gonna get fucked

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um what?

Lol yeah he’s getting cheated on and he fucking knows it.

Why go to a party with our ur S.O.? Slut tryna get fucked

Sadly guys that do this more than likely been put through some shit cuz some girl fucked with him.

ya think?

True dat. I’ve been there, myself. Got cheated on all through 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th grades. Finally just stopped dating all together and spent my free time at strip clubs or with hookers.

I got what I wanted, but my heart grew colder with every year...

What are you? 18?

Basically. If your gf/bf goes to a party without you, they’re looking for some strange.

ahahahaha thats top kek

Is "what you wanted" emotional damage?

My friend used to through parties that you picked a color cup depending on single, complicated, and not available. Most girls there chose single or complicated. At least half of the girls there had a bf.

Yep, I’ll buy that. In additions to the strippers and hookers I used to cruise those underage parties. Girls will do a lot when they think you’ll buy them more alcohol. Got my fair share of teen snatch.

Kek

No but I got that, anyways. What I ended up wanting was just some pussy. I ended up getting that in spades.

Classic

You know, some people like a little thing called independence and can go to parties without their SOs on occasion. Parties are fun even without getting numbers or hooking up.

Holy FUCK a true cringe thread. ooOf

i dont get this
>male hand
>female post
>no boys
is it his mom not really comfortable her son being gay?

>saying ooff
>calls others cringe.

Get out

If u don't want to go to a party with you partner
You may be with the wrong one. Js. Me and mine always try to be the life of the party

Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize my pathetic joke of a life and years of abuse by every girl I ever let close to me was funny to you. Fucking faggot,

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The real cringe is taking a picture of the phone instead of just screenshotting the damn thing

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Christ, what do u do to the person in the text OP?

She cheats on him and blames alcohol.

So do we dude but every now and then I want to go out with my boys without her. I never do anything, maybe a little flirting although I always disclose I have a woman, it's just nice to be a bro with the bros again

Literally nothing cringy about saying oof to a literal cringe post.

A reply from the "adult" who would get underage girls drunk to fuck them. Yikes

No retard. I mean under legal drinking age. Not under 18, fuckwit. Also I was 20-24 when I did that shit. Now I’m in my late 30s and working full time. I get the occasional stripper to grind on me every payday.

You sound like a faggot
You're either a female or a fag
He's only as "controlling" as you allow him to be
Self centered? Nah just really insecure as you said
He's under the belief that she is really not going to cheat on him or couldn't
She's going to a party, that's suspect enough but ey
It's all just "insecurity" am I right?

It's most likely sarcasm as he probably is a laughingstock for her and her girls/her friends in general

shut up paedo

Still cringy as fuck. Goddamn man just stop.

Using yikes
You're a fucking fag that doesn't merit a greentext
Fuck you
Pic related

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Dude did you see how long that text was? This guy is asking to get cheated on. Desperation and rock bottom insecurity is unattractive male or female.

No it's not
He was 20 fucking 17/18 year olds
There is nothing cringe about that
Why don't you actually fucking see how the world works and see that that is very common
You can go fuck yourself for being so retarded you underage faggot

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You goddamn unbelievable retard the cringe part is that he intentionally targeted them because of their inexperience and dependence on others for booze so he could fuck them. That's complete and utter cringe.

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put me in the screencap

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I'm not disagreeing
Desperation/insecurity has no place in the world
Yeah it was long
He's insecure as fuck
It sucks man, for him and in general
Like I said, he believes she could but couldn't cheat at the same time
I don't believe he's controlling because he's only as "controlling" as he's allowed to be
The "stronger" go for the "weaker", not for the "stronger"
It sucks man
Eh, they obliged
C'mon man
You're telling me that at 17 you didn't have at least ONE friend/family member who you could depend on to get you booze?
They being females could definitely ask someone older than them who wasn't trying to fuck them
17/18/19/20 is well above the age of consent in most states
I'm not cringing
It's borderline illegal but I'm not cringing you homosexual
How exactly do you get your poon? Mr. Wholesome?

That's half true, too. If it's just one of those "get fucked up with random people" parties. Then why go? There's going to be guys there trying to get laid from any girl by giving them free alcohol. This wouldn't be me though, because I'd just break up with someone who is at that shit, and find someone else. Side note: parties with friends, concerts, etc... Not the same.

tragic
kill yourself lmao

I'm just saying it's cringy lol. If I got a text like that from anyone I'd be like what the fuck

I second that. Kill yourself. You're useless.

I have a girlfriend atm but how I got poon was you take girls out with fun friends and have a good time, be flirty and unafraid to be sexual (but not creepy, the delicate balance), and make a move when you feel it's right. If it doesn't work, move on or keep them around and meet their girl friends.

How do you meet girls? Bars, parties, online dating, through other friends.

Why go? To make new friends, play drinking games and socialize, obviously.

Addition, if you can throw your own parties and they're decent, the same thing applies but you have a way better chance.

Eh you wom
I'd of just fucked a hooker tbh

*Won

Reminds me of me when I first started dating. Now I dont a shit what my girl does.

What you mean?
Like at all?
Like she could cheat on you "eh, have a nice day"?

It's so much better to know a girl wants you though. It's a psychological turn on for me. Sex is fun but I need to be wanted as well.

Same. At some point you're just like "If she does anything I'll get over it, and find somebody else. In the mean time I'll do things I like." I wasn't this bad, but an insane amount of teenage females are in max shut mode. Unfortunately for me my first gf was the queen of sluts.

Same here dude. I encourage it because all she wants to do is hang with me lol.
I think he just means he's secure in his relationship and maybe a little bored?

You sound like that cringe boomer meme
>just say "looking fine ladies"
>and walk away
Someone post it

Not saying you're cringe. You just remind me of the meme

I honestly don't care
Fuck it
Sex doesn't always have to mean something
I don't really care if it does or doesn't mean anything
It's purely physical for me tbh

the real cringe is that he actually allowed her
and now he panics because he knows he's about to get cucked

More like "there's nothing I can do about it, and if she does there are better people out there. In the mean time I should do things I like and/or things that better myself"

lol yeah, its actually the best insurance against getting cheated on. If you behave like the chode in the OP pic, you are literally begging to get cheated on by being such an insecure little cuck.

Grow a pair, invest in your own life, and let the chips fall where they may.

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Niiice man

this

oof is cringe retard

this

fuck off, child

Oh Jesus fuck I had to close that

Human = hoe

the man is right to not trust a thot but showing weakness is only going to cause her to betray you faster

Cringed hard at your response. If you can relate to the guy in OPs pic even just a little you might as well cut your dick off and become a woman, no hormones needed, you have enough estrogen already. This guy is an overly sensitive man child who isn’t able to stop smothering his gf for a few hours while she goes out with her friends. I bet she couldn’t wait to get the fuck away from him and secretly hopes to get drunk fucked by an actual man. Says a lot that he wasn’t invited

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Yep, that's exactly why she had her friends (who were obviously cringing hard asf) screenshot her phone. It's a nightmare scenario for literally any human to have to deal with someone so grossly insecure. Run, girl. RUN.

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Stop sister preaching dumb slut

Jesus dude, step away from the fedora

We found OPs ex bf. You sound like a control freak.

this guy going to hide his face and shit on gindr and on the hookup date and realize that he has matched with his dad and now has to fuck him or his secret will be out

I think there was an after school special dealing with this same situation

quads wasted on a bad take

Yep keep telling yourself that.
Pedo

>poon
Fucking kek
I guessing the last female you touched was your mother when you fell out of her snatch.
Try harder kid

>women are stupid children and need to be constantly reminded to not ruin a good thing through impulsive shortsightedness
That's the real cringe.

Back to share the same shit I shared yesterday... wait for it

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I call this one "Eating Disorder (Unspecified)" because it sure as hell aint anorexia

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I don't get it, wheres the cringe?

They didnt screenshot her phone they took a picture dumbass

good old doublemint dave

kek

Here

And you say you dont belive in god?

>ight go

fake

"Am I too fat to be weighed on the human scales?"

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send him pic of black bulls riding you
he know he can't stop it... he can't escape it...
end his suffering to build a proper relationship with him and start going BLACK

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"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick" (When I'm not too tired of course which is most of the time)

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Lol! Do you know him or her?

Again, wait for it...

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First pic seems innocent enough

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Then the kitchen hits you...

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>going to a party
>suspect
Little controlling bitch

And the big reveal!! Still think traps are hot?

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this is what flamethrowers were made for

Don't know any of em thank God, just troll fb for gold.

I always considered captioning this one 'If you don't reply to this post he will appear in your room at 3AM"

THis, i hope his gf got laid and high having one of the most amazing nights of her life for her to realize shes dating an insecure beta piece of sht.

Yeh that cringe, should keep your insecurities to yourself like a man, if she comes home with dick on the breath or a wet cunt then ya know what ta do

Yea, I know. I asked you same questions yesterday ;)

Yeah kys for being such a beta that you knowingly let your girl go cheat on you? lmao

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Oops haha. Never know if it's new anons or the same as before. Mea culpa my dude.

I wish i would have said this to my girlfriend two months before we were engaged. I found out about that night after 3 years of marriage. The pain never leaves you.

You really sound like a faggot man
I'm not relating
Ey man
She isn't obligated to be with him
He is only as controlling as you allow him to be
Yeah he can be retarded and try to control but she's a grown adult
She can just easily walk off and say fuck you

He isn't smothering
Feeling smothered isn't being smother
She like I said can just say go fuck yourself, have a nice day
T. Happened to me before

I am
IDC
I need to grown and I know that

B8
A pedo is a dude who goes for little 11/12/8 year old girls
A 20 year old dating a 17/18 year old is some pedo shit?
You're ridiculous

If you didn't worry all the time like a cuck that any random ass chode could steal your girl, maybe she wouldn't want to cheat in the first place. God all these low-testosterone pussy boys with their crippling fear of another male. Why don't you just felch the cum out you fucking pussies?

Good girls don't cheat on real niggas, and the ones that do get kicked to the curb and replaced within days.

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Go fuck yourself

Alright

this one is so cringy it actually makes me sad

Projecting much? I'm happily married friend. Just saying if you don't trust your girl, you need to get a new girl instead of letting the one you got cheat on you and make a fool of you.

>getting your neghole pozzed by your dad
Based and redpilled

Faggot

Better yet, on top of that, just don't give a flying fuck and turn into the man that knows that he can get another female quick and easy

Either/b/ has changed or you're in the wrong place for sympathy Cupcake.

Well hopefully now you do. Don't fuck up again asshole

B has changed now that faggots go yikes instead of giving good banter
Being gay is cool now
Sucks man

Sucking your buddies dicks is cheating

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She has him in her phone as “hot stud” or whatever so sounds like she’s dating him. It was probably her friend that saw the red flags and asked to take a picture

>YOU DOWN WITH THAT HOMEY!!!

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You come here way too much if “faggot” is the only comeback you can come up with. You ARE relating to the guy, you’re calling everyone a faggot that thinks he’s a suffocating pussy (he is and so are you). Sorry you have such a beta personality, you must make vaginas bone dry without even breaking a sweat.

This is fucking incredible

Sir, this is a Wendy's drive thru I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down.

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Mr alpha what makes you alpha if you have such an alpha personality?
I've been told before that it takes one to know one

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kek maybe when you're 30 and your life is anti social as fuck because of your job.

You come here way too much if you know that faggot is what people who come here way to much use when they deal with faggots like you

If a female is "smothering" me I can be grown and alpha and say
Dude, leave me the fuck alone
I got shit to do or ey, calm the fuck down I'm not your caregiver

black weebs make me feel bad for some reason

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Go fuck a dude and send him pics. This guy is something else. Does he think you are his property?

Here's the last of what I had. Bless her confused soul. I'm going to see if I can find her again.

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Not the deranged fat chick, but another deranged fat girl.

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the sister community

hee hee cry nigger

She is a lot of things that don't exist
No such thing as fat phobia

im from the province of BC. people be either over dosing on the side walks or hipstering it up. nothing but cringe here 24/7

I meant her
She looks like she'd be some good pussy if she was skinnier but I wouldn't fuck
And I'm not even some fucking prize man
Her-50 pounds means she'd probably be one of those thick gothic girls + some stretch marks

This nigger is a virgin, literally fucking kill yourself after you go back to /pol/

Is that an actual neckbeard? What the fuck is going on

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What an incel

Literal autism God

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The next step in human autism

/thread

Jesus, are you a fuckwit every day?

Faggot
Smd
If you're a grown adult you can tell someone to fuck off
If a female is blowing up my phone I'd be like ay fuck off
Chill

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Sounds real fun, does this end in suicide or mass killing in your head?

Wow... this dude sounds insecure as fuck!

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He is
T. Sadly I've been there before

That actually hurts to read

Is this satire?

god damn

How is this even cringe kek

my girlfriend is kinda like that sometimes.
because she knows if i go party unchecked im gone on a 3 day bender

Not cringe you retarded faggot. What the fuck is happening to b

Girls almost never do that, unless they are into money digging with other money digging friends.

I think you’ve mistaken cringe for glorious

Exactly, that's actually funny.
I think these newfags can't tell troll/young kids from cringe

Only people who are galactically insecure would even think about whether or not to "allow" her. It's a fucking party. If he doesn't trust her then he should just dump her. Until he grows up he's going to have a truly pathetic life.

It's pardoned when it's a female but when a man is insecure..... He isn't supposed to be insecure but insecurity is ugly on either male or female man
I'm not trying to rant and sound like some incel man but yeah
Females are expected to be somewhat clingy
Either way, fuck off you feel me? If anyone is clingy/insecure it's a fuck off

You have been targeted for termination.

It isn't cringe but it's retarded
Fucking faggots using yikes
Go fuck yourselves
Each and every one

Fake

Wat. Your picture. Wat lol

I heyt yur guts
Yu faggit
Yur mom is a gey and she is dumb

thats just funny

this is the best content 999/10
please more or give sauce to girl
> faiz the pussy slayer

Sign up, then block dad. Ez lol

>controlling
that's where you're wrong roastie
he's not controlling enough

I've fucked enough married women to know this fact: controlling people get cheated on because they are insecure. People don't want to fuck insecure people, so they cheat.

This.

>806721084
This is no boy. This is a MAN

>omg women are constantly on the cock carousel!
>omg how dare he try to control her!

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dont feel too bad, they busted thad for cheese pizza

Max shit mode or max shut mode or max slut mode? Which did you mean? Need an explanation of what mode they're in

Or if you like to meet new people? Geez dude

Saved. Ugh

Same user. I keked pretty hard at this

>mr alpha

Stop posting cringe. It’s these types of comments that give you away. Being “alpha” is just being confident in who you are while being decisive and showing leadership skills. The opposite of this is OPs pic. being needy, jealous, too emotional and suffocating people with insecurities bc they have such a fragile ego.

>Ignoring everything else
You're a fucking idiot
If I'm an alpha I don't worry about whether a female would or wouldn't break up with me
Get rekt faggot
I'm fucking hookers either way

What? Wouldn’t it be the opposite? You’re kind of losing me with the rest of your post. Not sure what you’re trying to say bc it seems unrelated. I feel like you’re trying to tell me you’re a pretty chill guy so that’s pretty cool I guess, good for you man.

>hot stud muffin
>stud: male animal kept for breeding
This guy will breed

whoever that is should leave whoever that is on the other end jesus

with or without penis?

Whoa there tiger, what did I ignore? I answered your question and then some. But yea man, sure, you sound really manly and “alpha”.

>I’m fucking hookers either way

I don’t think you have a choice Kek

They tend to be junkies, but nobody keeps them as anything but side bitches. You will see chumps date and even marry them.

why the fuck does the nigger on the left have a bigger ass than the girl

Hmmm. Guess it depends on the age group and type of party you’re talking about. Most people of all ages socialize and go to parties of all kinds.

his lips told all you didnt need to post the second

Why didn't you post the full picture faggot

Kek

hope she fucked the shit out of that party

Fuck you you homo sexual
Fuck you too
I'd fuck you up any day faggot
You homosexual is that even a question?
Based

Cmon man, I don’t even know you and you deserve more than that.

>thank god my gf is ugly as fuck, now nobody will wanna fuck her

Not a good way to start a relationship Kek. Maybe work on your self esteem and trust issues first. Maybe be less judgemental. Don’t settle for less

3 of those comments are mine Kek, including the based comment you made (thanks) :)

He's probably a really young kid though, it's good for parents to not let their children be little fuck heads and do whatever they want

I honestly hope I don’t cross paths with you in real life. I feel like you would fuck me up bad and then fuck my girl. I’m getting a lot of masculine vibes from you

i fail to see the cringe it looks like he is dressed for some high school choir performance

That’s my buddy from high school!! Holy shit, he was always a weird dude

You sad pathetic basement dwellers. Believe it or not, some people do enjoy soicialising and not fucking thier pillows. Go to party meet girl fuck girl great night. No one said you need to marry her. Fuckn neckbeards...

clingers turn into stalkers

I know right?

4chans take on women

>she’s a whore who will burn in Hell if she isn’t a virgin when you start dating
>she’s immoral and slutty if she wants to leave your basement to socialize with the outside world
>she needs to be a homemaker and give you blowjobs twice a day and if not she’s just ungrateful and not understanding how much of a catch you are.
>she needs to be feeble minded and mentally broken as well bc if she knew better she would leave
>she can’t have social media like FB and instagram bc those are definitely signs she’s a cheating whore
>she needs to be someone who’s willing to have no life so she can cater to yours
>she needs to not be stuck up bitch and look past your morbidly obese body and dead end job at Cumberland farms

This list could just keep going

Oh, is pussywhipped a gender now?

Tits or GTFO, you dumb cunts.

Whats his name?

Legend has it, there's more polyester on him than on the walls

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