New thread 4 celeb

new thread 4 celeb
chicky chicky parm parm edition

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proofer is that tall metal skinny thing with shelves and a clear glass door right? I worked in a pizzeria for like a year and a half when I first moved here and we made all our own crusts along with all the bread and everything. I just never bothered to learn the names of the machines/tools. that sounds shitty though mang. better than being unemployed and a full blown NEET though, right? & I no sleep cuz #1 I no tired & #2 I was up all night crunching numbers and balancing books anyway heh.
that's not lookin too hot friend

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Dad's skull full of maggots, lul.

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>shitty

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get a job midget. for fuck sake

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who? no I'm not one of your boyfriends

JJ makes me feel so lewd!

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As soon as bd stops spamming for 10+hours a day, midgetsdwarf starts. Just proves that it's the same person, really

Thanks for that, bd. Nobody buys it.

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He's a disabled person. Nothing else for him to do. Show some understanding.

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It does have glass doors and it has shelves that pans sit on, the heat and humidity causes the buns to rise and when they're ready I put them in the oven.

I think I'd enjoy being NEET for a little while at least, but I'd really not like having to look for a new job, I complain about this one sometimes but it's better than any job I've had before and better than any I could probably get with my education.

>I no sleep cuz #1 I no tired & #2 I was up all night crunching numbers and balancing books anyway heh.
Boo! That's no fun. But it feels good to get work done. :-]

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Yes, because it makes a lot of sense for me to bully myself and God knows for what reason I'd want to pretend to be you...

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Because you like to rp as different people

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I-I'm a-a-a-a-a very l-lucky m-manlet...I-I know m-m-m-m-m-my mistress deserves t-t-to h-h-h-have a better m-man so I-I-I d-d-d-don't want t-to rock th-the b-boat... I-I'm h-h-happy w-with h-h-how things a-are going...

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kike puppet$

allah willing, may these jew pigs be consumed for eternity in his holy fire.

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uh huh
lol I've flirted with that idea before actually but I don't think it's so. bd spams like a cyber Olympics gold medalist... midget is more like the special Olympics bronze winner 2bh

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you shan't deny your feelings, anony

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I know they've taught you that winning is everything and everything is a competition but to be truly free, some people live without all that bullshit.

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divine 7's wills it

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God has let us down for not giving us a full set of her showing her bare tits and ass covered in whip cream. SAD. :c

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go fly a plane into your house allah lover

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Saw Jenna at LFCC and never have i wanted to shove my cock in someone mouth as much as I did with her

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don't gayin

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>SEETHING

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pixel upgrade

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countdown to load filled shorts in 3....2....1...

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What's up, hybridanon?

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I would sacrifice a newborn to see frannies tits

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forever a 10/10

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I remember watching Mean Girls with my sister and choosing to masturbate, we had separate beds but once the talent show scene started, it was too much. Came under the covers and made a mess I had to wash out

you post this in every single celeb thread eat shit and die nigger

agree shes sexxxxxyy

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man howd you cum without her noticing

i'll just...

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mmmmmmm, my dik

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>celeb opinions, Lel.

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Mmm, I’d love to give her a roll in he hay.

10 bucks says she’d call me for more.

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I’m no bullshit excited for this one.

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Seriously though, can someone brief me on wtf is up with his teeth? He seems old enough that Aleut teeth should be in by now...

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I'm too blazed to even know what you're talking about

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Will she ever have fappening leaks?

He's saying he'd have sex with her and she'd like it so much that she'd call him back for more.

NOW GO TO BED

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Did she get implants or just stuffing the shit out of her bra?

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kek

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Imagine the SMELL.

T v T Got eem.

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nada

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but I'm eating ice cream and watching The Babadookie

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i've always loved her tiny tits

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>Babadookie
kek

I remember enjoying that movie, but that's about all I remember about it.

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>Gay for wanting a woman to suck his cock.
Enjoy your trap porn, Shekelstein.

im already hard

pale tay feet are best tay feet

He never said women, he said "someone", the ambiguity obviously means that he was including men.

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you know what to do...

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yeah it's actually a p decent movie. Australia does horror the right way

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tell me

Must be nice. Lol.

Roll in the hay = the hardest fuck she’s ever gotten in her life, now that she’s legal age I can have some real fun.

But the guy literally says he wanted Jenna Coleman to suck his dick

>Tfw you get a tan line of your bikini tag.

Take it as a challenge: you have to fap and cum just looling into her eyes.
That's something i do from time to time and Natalie is always a pleasure

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Lily James or Daisy Ridley?

if she wanna watch, she should sit even Closer to me

That's cause it takes a lot to scare them cause they live everyday having to dodge all sorts of animals that try to kill them lmao

Okay, I want Tay to suck my cock, does that mean I wouldn't want someone else? No.

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You actually autist

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i bet that celebs are aware about those kind of threads and how many people jerk off like this. And this is what i like.

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>you have to fap and cum just looling into her eyes
Felt weird, never laughed that much at my screen :/

Upgrade

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Nice one, I could only find tagged versions in that res

she just needs to beg and all my cum is hers

Because you don't really love her.

then use my fav collage of her.
I used this to finish so many times...

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Now we talking. Diamonds for lily

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ill put on slideshow

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happy cumming, then

fuuuuuck yes!

You know she's over the hill now that she has to show her tits to get any attention.

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You know that's a pic of a child and I don't respect the opinions of pedos?

Cultivate compassion pls

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Just showing off her feet like a dirty slut!

What do you do when you want to eat junk food but you don't want to feel like a piece of shit afterwards? :c

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But it's a cultivating bullets and engraving some names on them kind of day

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Eat a bit of the junk food anyway, without feeling bad about it, so you can feel good enough to exercise later, making it okay that you ate the junk food and didn't feel bad about it.

>This is what the wh*te "men" are trying to keep out.


O v ~ user you're so smart!

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>O v ~ user you're so smart!
ty very much

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I love skintight clothing!

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(ノ°▽°)ノ Should have known it was (You)!

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Whelp, time for me to head to sleep, night night, see you's soon I'm sure. \(@ v @)/

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Thats a meme mostly
Only the rural areas are dangerous
If you're urban its mostly harmless

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c u l8r

Don't forget to ask for an increase on your happy pills from Dr Laslow.

kike puppet$

dubs chek'd

children don't know that, user

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>kike puppet$

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So good to be out & proud gay!

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congratulations faggle

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Holy fuck

Show nuds

Ty :D

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shebetter not have her knee swing the other way

mmmmm all this precum is so nice!

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:3

Upgrade

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>806709664
Nice!!

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Thanks hun

Wet Kim K. Nice.

Dat stubble :3

My wife and I are having a baby, guys. Thought my friends should know.

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Thanks hun

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On nice, congratulations! Who's the father?

I'm the father, this seems like quite a rude question.

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I meant the biological father, you dummy

who did you come out to? the fam?

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ill give her plenty, if she wants

Me ...
Why are you saying these things?

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irl?

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if u r a fag, why the charade with pics of women, still?

I'll take the one on the left, you can have the other.

give private pregnancy pics then

Yeah... I would go for a DNA test if I were you

I literally though we were friends ... why are you guys doing this to me?

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Congratulations user! That must be exciting.

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I'm going to do it!

I'm gay too! Congrats

to help guys cum duh
and I identify as the girl :)

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we can be friedns when you post some hot preggo pics

:\
Thank you, friend!

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na dude I'm not down with that

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so u r a man with gender dysphoria, who identifies as a woman, and as such woman u r into women?

Then the opposite? Or are you keeping them both?

Hey, at least you wouldn't have to pay for the kid if it isn't yours!

>Vroom vroomm

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name my band

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Exactly! Something like that!!! Fapfapfap

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>low tire pressure

So you like to help guys cum, mh? Does this include straight guys?

wat ?
you can have Alexis.... or we can share them rather... I just want first crack at madz lol

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I want it to be mine though, I'm happy it is.

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Fat, hot and the faggot

ok, i guess
pity u r not a hot bi real loli girl instead

>you can have Alexis.... or we can share them rather... I just want first crack at madz lol
Alright it's a deal, we can share.

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What if it's mine?

HEAVY

What, you don't like?

Ofc hun! Im bi~

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Great, cuz I always need anons helping me blow my loads.

The Has-beens

It's not! Please stop.

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I like making men cum too!

Then see this post:

You never knowww

but why would a lesbian care bout guys cummin?

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I'm glad we were able to put our heads together and cum up with a mostly clear and plentiful solution anony :3

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I'm not a lesbian ... I'm a bisexual man

Discord CelebSissy#6713
ANYONE can add me. NO GIRLS THOUGH, ew. (Trans okay!!!! )

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u said u identify as a woman

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HP&PS is in tv today. Should i stroke myself to tiny little emma?

Ay, I'm picking up what you're putting down.

I've sent you a request

That wasn't me, that was the other guy.

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Fuck yes!

Please don't sexualize her, shes too cute.

To add to my previous post, for those that like to make guys cum, add Primal#8560

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cute sissygasm
Very naughty!

I like how you think user

Hi bi, I'm user

ABSOLUTE
M A D M

why is cock so hot

make new thread

So much hotter than pussy

no it is not.

Why not user?

...

I wish someone would milk my cock

Fuck man, so hot. Perfect casting for Beverly Marsh

I would love to fuck you like a girl