G'morning user

g'morning user
hope u slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today ?

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Sauce for girl?

What are you?

I-I'm sure I'll figure it out.

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Because I need to return some library books and I'll probably pick up something new

these drugs aren't gonna do themselves

It's the weekend! wouldn't I kill myself on a Monday?

Because my 2 weeks long vacation starts tomorrow and I'm having fun with FE Three Houses.

cause classic comes out in two weeks

Killing myself would mean I’m admitting to my problems.

One of netvideogirls

This aswell

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>One of netvideogirls
Gemma Parker

bruh

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>I’m married to a beautiful woman who’s my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I’m father to three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job i find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I enjoy a fairly affluent lifestyle but stay well within my means
>I drive a nice car, live in a comfortable home and own both
>I’m on pace to comfortably retire in my 50s
>I’m in good overall physical, mental and emotional health
>my credit score is over 800

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And yet, you are posting on Yea Forums.

Dear God, please hit him with a bus.
Thank you,
-user

Because these Mike and Ike sours taste fucking awesome

Normie

You’d be surprised how happy and successful many of us are. Of course in order to feel better about yourself you have to assume we’re all neckbeards, NEETs and cucks. Only true idiots pretend to know people on the internet. Alas, this will be ignored by you to your own detriment.

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Anyone who uses the word normie is a normie

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Yet you’re posting marvel gifs... of a similar set. Making the implication that you hoard pictures of shit you like and larp as if it’s a personal mascot.

I have way too much to do today. K'ingMS is not terribly time efficient.

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I really don't know

Have sex

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Have sex

You and me both user

No reason

bravo

Still haven't beaten Far Cry 2.

I like living too much. and right now life seems to be on an upswing for me

Because I have a threesome planned for today....

Morning. No I didn't sleep well, never do anymore. Thanks though. As for why I won't kill myself today? I honestly don't know. I don't know what keeps me going anymore. My Mom died 2 years ago.. she was my best friend.. life has SUCKED without her.. just got out of an 8 year long relationship.. being single sucks.. I'm broke as fuck.. I'm fat as fuck due to depression kicking my ass for the last few years.. I have no motivation for life.. I have a mount of health problems.. I blew my knee out a few weeks back so I can barely walk anymore.. can't afford to go to the doctor.. just kind of existing through life... everyday is the same.. I've thought about killing myself just in hopes of seeing my Mom again on the other side... she was the best part of my life anyway. Thing is.. I know she wouldn't want me to off myself.. so for some UNKNOWN reason, I'm still here. I really don't know what keeps me hanging on. Music maybe? That's about the only thing I enjoy anymore.

I got to much shit to do.

Gotta praise God and read Mein Kampf.

that no excuse, user. we can do it

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cause i stopped taking prozac and no fap and also cold showers
>found a album called thievery corporation adn funktionality

I don't wanna.

what's wrong with posting funny gifs?

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que?

Because only selfish cowards kill themselves. If your a man, you grit your teeth, go though the suffering, and if it feels like hell, you just keep going. Try to Be usefully to the people around you instead of hurting them by killing yourself, and taking up space in a graveyard. Life is suffering, learn to like the pain faggot.

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Said the normie, accusing the normie of being a normie.

Jesus is my messiah, Hitler is my prophet. What's there not to understand?

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Mein Neger.

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I'm too chicken.

its too much effort to kill yourself

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after work I'm gonna go get a 4pack and get drunk