I have a condom on my hand ama

I have a condom on my hand ama

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wheres the timestamp

Not like youd ever get to actually use it

Grip peen?

Have you thought about losing weight?

when are you going to start losing weight?

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beat me by a second

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Is that you, Charles?

why do you have a condom on your hand

I jizzed in the condom

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Why don't you

Yes

When I die

fuck you

y tho

>cuz I'm bored lul random rite xD
this board is shameful

obese

Go back to your regularly scheduled trap thread then sheep

how are you typing with a condom on u r hand?

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Because he has no other possible use for a condom.

le condom XDDDD S E X T I T S G I R L S

Having felt (and even acted on) the desire to shield yourself from your own body, when do you plan on going to the gym?

not without a condom you won't

How incredibly overweight do you gotta be to have fat hands?

Why don't you jizz on my face instead?

Why are you so fat?

Who are you planning on fisting?

When are you planning to kill yourself?

You

American

If you’re trying to cut off circulation and make your hand fall off, I can assure you the diabetes will do that before the condom will

So your fat ass is thinking of self-fisting? You fat fuck. How do you even reach that far?

Sorry, I do not consent. Better luck next time.