I want to cause a shitstorm and troll the media. How should I go about this?

I want to cause a shitstorm and troll the media. How should I go about this?

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by staying in school and saying your prayers before bed each night

with an assault rifle.

pew pew pew someplace and claim you did it because you are a Hillary supporter.

livestream a shooting and cite numerous popular celebrities/companies as reasons for your actions.
IE "Subscribe to Pewdiepie"

public suicide

get a fake ar-15, go to a public area, with portable speakers under your jacket play AR-15 fully-auto gunfire. Make everyone run for it, then gtfo

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by growing the fuck up and living out your pointless existence without incident.

the media hate slow news da

and say subscribe to contrapoints

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