I have one leg. AMA Yea Forums

I have one leg. AMA Yea Forums

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Shoe on leg faggot

have u ever had a charlie horse when you jack off that shit is something i dont miss.

Here

Hasn't happened in ages m8

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are you a pirate?

I am now

So you prefer to get fucked in the ass or just suck dick?

Do you make up stories about why you don't have two legs?

How big is your disability paycheck (assuming US); do the people staring bother you?; how’d you lose it?; is it crippling knowing basically no one cares?

Are phantom pains real? I always figured it was just a way for cripples to get opioids.

do you get your shoes half off?

Are you going to get a prosthetic? You should get a peg leg

Can you even walk into shoe stores and be like “yeah I just need the right one”? I feel like most retail stores would tell you to limp off

Nice fucking one leg.

Fucking legger.

Sexy bitch

is jerking off easier or harder with one leg

Neither

Yeah. When your missing a leg people don't question shark attack.

>How big is your disability paycheck (assuming US)
It's shit. I work but if I didn't full disability is under 700 for my case.
> do the people staring bother you?;
It gets old at times but not really. Can't do anything about it.
> how’d you lose it?;
Shark attack ;)
>is it crippling knowing basically no one cares?
Hue hue

Yes they're real. They don't give you opioids for it either it's gabapentin.

I wish.

Peg leg could be cool.

Thanks m8

Same

Whats your league of legends rank?

What a time to be disabled.

Back in the day all jobs where physical. Missing a leg would be catastrophic. Today all the good jobs just require a competent brain and computers. Hell I know a completely blind software engineer making 150k.

You know if you take enough of them pills they will get you high. similar to pregablin

Is your nickname Hopper?

Alright so what happened

So how many chicks have you porked since the "accident"?

How many chicks did you nail before?

Fuck this half a man, I have TWO legs, AMA!
Also two legs means I'm double better and interesting than this asshole.

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Post stub or I can't get off :((

how fat are you