I want to work for the U.S government. How do I get in? I don’t ask questions and I will kill children if asked to

I want to work for the U.S government. How do I get in? I don’t ask questions and I will kill children if asked to

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The best way is to first serve in the military and preferably become a ring-knocker and work your contacts. Veterans get high preference.

I’m not into the whole military thing. I’d rather just get straight into the business

I mean, you can apply through usajobs.gov, but it's definitely going to be more difficult.

You also will probably need to move, since these types of jobs are pretty centralized.

I don’t want an office job. I want to be out there keeping America safe

There's probably all kinds of jobs on there, do some searching. But honestly, you've tapped me out, information-wise. That's all I've got.

What kinda of jobs are there that fit my description

Who knows, it's been awhile since I've been on there. At one point in time, I did see some cool-sounding defense technology jobs with subs and sonar and stuff.

Take a look

Take a look where

I already told you:

usajobs.gov/

But those are office jobs

Who knows if they're all office jobs, it's been awhile since I've been on there. At one point in time, I did see some cool-sounding defense technology jobs with subs and sonar and stuff.

Take a look

usually people are scouted in college and/or you have a particular background which makes you valuable (no i dont mean killing people, generally its having contacts/family/familiarity of a region which is in high demand and thus you wont stand out)

But how many of them are willing to kill children no questions asked

Wants combat job

Not willing to do a 4 year contract that would pay you to enhance your skills while providing the proper network you'd need to find a civilian job in that sector.


Best advice? Either try french foriegn legion, if you can't make the cut you can sell your possessions and join the Kurds in the middle East

Most realistic option to you based off the little Intel you've provided? Continue to play COD and battlefield and dream bigly

I’m 24, a proud America, paramedic with 5 years of experience, and I’m willing to get my hands dirty

Fuckin' lazy bones... here, perfect for you. Exciting work and uses your paramedic background

usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/515490300

How much killing do I get to do? And do they care that I didn’t go to college?

Be hispanic, a nigger, or a woman

Join the military. Pick a role that had skills you can transfer once you are out. A lot of ex-military go to NSA, CIA, DoD, etc

Why do you want a gov job anyway?

To keep America safe

Safe from what?

All of them and they kill thousands every day. That's why its such a tight nit click.

>Work for the US government?
>Kill children?
Join the Marines user

How long are you planning on getting trolled for? I’m enjoying watching you two fuck around but god damn.

>I don’t ask questions and I will kill children if asked to

Comments like this are the first thing that will get you booted from consideration

glow in the dark

>Join the Marines they said.
>You’ll slay bodies they said.

All I slay is the fucking dirt in the head.

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But why I’m willing to do it and it needs to be done

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But there’s never enough