Bored in the studio

gerbil up my ass

could you say
"eat shit greentea"?

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bhad bhabie got big tiddys
not them itty bittys
i wanna fug her big tiddys

thank you my dude

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Allah's word is the law of the land

can you just scream for 10-15 sec?

They gave you a Neumann?
You're not worthy!

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sucking on toes is good for your health but sucking ass my couse prostate cancer after 5 weeks of straight sucking

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'See me dance the polka,’
Said Mr. Wagg like a bear,
‘With my top hat
And my whiskers that—
(Tra la la la) trap the Fair.

Where the waves seem chiming haycocks
I dance the polka; there
Stand Venus' children in their gay frocks—
Maroon and marine—and stare

To see me fire my pistol
Through the distance blue as my coat;
Like Wellington, Byron, the Marquis of Bristol,
Buzbied great trees float.

While the wheezing hurdy-gurdy
Of the marine wind blows me
To the tune of Annie Rooney, sturdy,
Over the sheafs of sea;

And bright as a seedsman's packet
With zinnias, candytufts chill,
Is Mrs. Marigold's jacket
As she gapes at the inn door still,

Where at dawn in the box of the sailor,
Blue as the decks of the sea,
Nelson awoke, crowed like the cocks,
Then back to dust sank he.

And Robinson Crusoe
Rues so

The bright and foxy beer—
But he finds fresh isles in a Negress' smiles—
The poxy doxy dear,

As they watch me dance the polka,’
Said Mr. Wagg like a bear,
‘In my top hat and my whiskers that—
Tra la la la, trap the Fair.

i eat black ass only

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You've been doing bored recordings here many years, OP?

I knew you'd wuss out. Well, at least Constant Lambert was man enough to try…
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lol

yeah for a bit. hitchtrailers was what i called myself at one point

just dont feel like doing anything that long right now dude

wuss

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Hell yeah master of the universe baby he man rocks

I got one too the u87, shits amazing

You received your great Neumann by mistake; a Shure would have been amply sufficient.

Well I thank you for it. I had someone record me a line a few years ago and it made me feel good because someone did something fun for me.
A lot of people need something like that. They could be worse off than I was then. In a park, in the dark, on my computer.

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Shure is for the poor and look like rock band mics, cheap shit

'comcast sucks, it's run by 5 yr olds with iphones'

The ones I used to use were the i87. Astonishing engineering. Also Atlas mic stands, incredibly well-designed.

That was rather the point, don't you think?
The original comment was a pastiche of Albert Einstein's opinion of soldiers: "The man who enjoys marching in rank and file to the strains of music falls below my contempt. He received his great brain by mistake; a spinal column would have been amply sufficient."
Shures are also good for hammering nails.

Beginning of black Betty

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ilu

Don’t forget good for queefing contests

I wish I could fuck my sister I wish I could fuck a dog

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fuckin kek well done sir.

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"Look at me i bought a mediocre mic for my shitty home studio and pretend to have a neumann I'm so cool"
Say that, OP

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Good. I'm sending it to their customers service line.

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except i really do have a neumann
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Ok i take it back, good one OP. And nice mic

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ok imagine something that exists in a movie
see it?
now imagine it in our reality
opps fucked your dog

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