What's your biggest regret ?

continuing to exist in this SHITTY western society that makes us depressed and addicted to technology, social media, etc.
Social media obviously makes me depressed, but do I quit? No. It's another way to easily remind yourself that you will never, ever, get what you want

Cheers, mate. I'm half in the bag already, here's hoping for a fun night away from our shitbag wives

Cheers my friend. Good luck. I just wanted to enjoy life

Yea, me too. Too late now, though.

>be 13
> madly in love with girl
> she hangs out with my friend group over sumer vacation because we live pretty close and all her friends are away
> she hangs around me and my best bud mostly
> i really like her and hang out with her and try to get her to laugh
> one night we're on the porch together waiting for her mom to come pick her up since they were going out to a moive
> talking, sitting really close on the porch bench
> comfortable silent moment
>i look her in the eyes and she she is staring at me
> tells me i can kiss her if i want to
> longest moment of silence ever
> my heart was beating so loud and fast i could hear it over the windchimes
>chicken out and tell her im not ready to kiss yet
>total fucking pussy move
> she gets all sad and we sit in silence til her mom comes
> just wanted to run after her and tell her i wanted nothing more then to kiss her
> next week i dont hear from her
> best friend is suspicously quiet the next time we hang out
> hang out as a group and she sits near him and once in his lap
> he pullsm e aside to tell me their dating now and he wanted to tell me but she was worried i would be sad
> pretend to be happy for them
> destroyed inside as i have to watch them flirt and kiss and hug. feels like their doing it on purpose but i know their not
>poisions both friendships and its never the same with me and either of them again. especiall best friend who i stopped hanging out with more then once every few months
> they broke up six months later but the damage was done
> she stopped talking to either of us and the most i ever got from her from then on was a casual hi in the hallwy between classes
> marrried to a realtor now with 4 kids.

>still sometimes think about it and want to go back and throttle young me
>

Not strangling myself with my umbilical cord

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Spending lots of money on cars when I was younger

Going to college. What a fucking scam. Waste of time and money. I was totally brainwashed into this shit and now I'm going to be paying out the ass in student loans for decades.

It's nothing like media/movies portray. It's just a fucking continuation of high school

second this but i left early.

I liked college but it was the late 90s. No brainwashing but just years of drunk chicks willing to fuck. Didn’t learn anything though

I had one bad year FIVE years ago now.

I consumed alcohol then alcohol consumed me.

Fiance now gone. Education completely fucked. Barely anything left of the good dude I was. I'm a total cunt now but people still give me chances because of who I used to be. Spend 99% of my time alone. Flashbacks are regular and painful.

All because I chose alcohol over a therapist I guess. Don't do it, kids.

selling weed in seventh grade. fucked my whole education.

Not sleeping with a friend who was like a 9/10 because she had a bf but was making out with me, grinding in bed etc but i stopped it because she was taken but god, i should have fucked her because a few days later, they broke up anyway because they hadn't been working for months

posting in this thread

I’ve been a functional alcoholic for 20 years. Lots of bad moments though.

Like you I lost my friends & some family

Now my life is booze, work, kids, wife - in that order.....

Being bi-curious my whole life yet being too scared to actually try getting fucked by a guy... now I'm 30 and as soon as I was actually ready to give it a shot, I got into another relationship with a girl. She's incredible and this relationship is actually probably going to last for the long term, and so I'll never get to explore my sexuality further unless I leave her or cheat.

I'm happy and all, but it feels bad man.

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So many. Too many to call just one the biggest.

I've had several chances to hookup with underage girls, ages 13 - 16 when I was ages 24 - 30.

Between babysitting gigs, online flirting, and casual conversations with the young cashiers who showed interest I could have gotten a lot of tight little poon.

I always held back, knowing how young chicks brag and gossip and I didn't want the police to randomly knock on my front door or show up to my job.

Right now there is this really cute 16 year old who works at a Culver's and she shows a lot of interest in me.

>Blushing anytime she sees me
>Stammers her words
>Nervously drops my money
>Can't stop giggling
>Bashfully turns away when we lock eyes and I smile at her

Doesn't do this with any other customers or coworkers.

I want to, but again I know I'll probably get arrested, so I don't.

I regret all the pussy I passed up when I was young because I was in a “relationship” that lasted less than a year or 2.... Don’t get the chances as an old dude.

I have 2 the first is getting married, don’t get wrong I love my wife and would do anything for my kids but I miss getting random pussy every few days. The other would have to be not taking advantage of those 3 college girls that were high on Mollie and asking for me to fuck each of them while they eat each other’s pussies.

Fun-based life is degenerate, and thus, while appearing exciting, is devouring of meaning. Hence celebrity/millionaire suicide and substance abuse.

>there was a grill
>my best mates cousin
>pretty and cute
>fell in love
>four of my friends had her before me, but gave no fuck about that
>she liked me back
>was to anxious to tell her that i love her
>it didnt made out
>last time i saw her 4 years ago
>still love her
>she have a naw boyfriend every half a year
>know she is a slut
>cant cure from her
>sad frog

Could have fucked two 8/10s back to back in one night. Now dating their 6.5-7/10 friend. I constantly kick myself about it.

You were and are wise to not pursue it.
God damn they are so fucking hot these days. Jesus.

Yea Forums Nothing will ever be the same.

Right here with you.

I'm in one now and it's been a few years but a female coworker has shown a defo interest in me. Like long ass hugs, cute flirting, the lot and I can tell she likes me and would totally fuck me and I'd totally fuck her too but relationship that could be long term.

choosing not to kill my self

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Hey user I’ve had those urges for a long time, it travel for work and actually was able to try living out my fantasies. Went to a blow job club in San Fran a few years ago and got blown by a bunch of guys then sucked off about 5 before turning into a total cumslut and getting a 14 guy bukkake. After that I got fucked in the ass by a guy with like an 8 inch cock then I fucked him and his friend. It was totally fun and would probably do it again but found out that I am not truly bi, I just like fucking anyone and everyone.

It begins to get odd doesn't it? Especially when you compare yourself to other people.

I had two bottles of vodka, as a wee night cap on Monday night. I went to work perfectly fine, bright and early the next day. That's when you know there is a problem.

I'm glad you still have your wife and children though, man. We were due to be married, child on the way, she was Looking forward to our family coming together and so was I, but my mental health and the alcohol took over I guess and she decided to abort the child, then leave me shortly after. I like to think it would have only been temporary, had she given me a chance. But that will remain a mystery, that I'm too drunk to care about lol

What major? I went for electrical eng. Got good paying job. I agree it was a joke. Check clears , graduate , next customer. .

I regret getting a BJ at a party from a 6.5/10 girl, cumming in her mouth and then later that night, hooking up with a crush 9/10, fucking her and she says "cum all over me, cover me" but literally like 3 hours earlier, I blasted my whole load in a 6.5's mouth. Sucked.

Funny thing is, I'm dating a 41 year old Hispanic woman now. She's 11 years older than me.

Her and I have the best chemistry out of any relationship I've had.

She's honestly one of the best things to have happened in my life. So, even if it were just for her, I wouldn't cheat. She's too sweet and kind and loving. She puts up with my depression, tenderly loves me, and treats me like her prince.

>3 college girls that were high on Mollie and asking for me to fuck each of them while they eat each other’s pussies
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY NO FAGGOT

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being too autistic to realize when girls wanted to fuck me. Happened a couple of times already

Yes but you could have wound up paying for lots of fuck trophies for 18 years.

>Fuck trophies

I love you

Nice. Being a good person pays off. Hit her in the ass for me, bro.

Wow, that escalated quickly lol. That honestly sounds like a ton of fun though. Who knows if I'll ever get a chance to experience something like that, but I guess we'll see how the future turns out

>nothing will ever happen to me

Motherfucker, since when do good things just magically "happen" to anyone? I mean sure sometimes, but counting on that is like counting on a hurricane because you want a new beach house.

You're older, wiser, and more financially flexible than you were 20 years ago. If you want fun and excitement, then make it happen faggot.

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Fucking around academically, wasting so much time and taking my ex girlfriend for granted

It did but at the same time it was a lot of fun and gave me the courage to start slow with my wife. First we did basic prostate massage stuff then moved on to other things like strap on’s. Eventually it turned into me fucking her in the ass and then 3 ways. We started with mmf to help her get comfy and let me get some bi action in cause it turns her on the eventually into mfm and her getting into eating pussy and making out with a gf while they both suck my cock. I am actually heading back to San Fran next month for 2 weeks and I know that I am going to head back to that same club as much as possible during my stay.

Letting a guy fuck me because I was lonely and desperate. Hadn't got laid for years, massively depressed and ended up going with a fat, ugly guy just because he showed me affection.
He just gave me BJs at first. No one had touched my dick in a decade so I was just grateful at that point but eventually he made me start working for them. I sucked his gross, smelly little dick more times than I would care to admit and even swallowed sometimes. It was disgusting.
Eventually I gave in and let him fuck my ass and hated every minute of it. I took about 5 minutes of hard, bareback pounding until he eventually came inside me. It hurt like hell and I was utterly ashamed of myself. I cried in the bathroom as I squeezed his jizz out of my torn asshole. After that I never went near him again.

It's absolutely the thing I regret most in my life and would never admit to anyone that I did it.

Not killing myself

Yeah it is odd. My buds were drinkers in their late teens/early 20s but grew up. I didn’t. I get blackout drunk every single night.

Happened to me when I was 14-15.....

Nice, that's awesome. Were/are you worried about catching anything from guys though? Especially with all the cum play (my fetish actually)? Or is it not as much of a worry as people make it out to be?

Fair enough. I'm not asking to be on party 24/7. But maybe have some good fucks from times to times.

This

was in a similar position. gf (22) had a 16 year old sister, who had a bunch of 13-16 year old friends. all raging drug addicts. before they knew me. but i figured just hanging out with me to get them was better for them because if i said no, i knew the shitbags they'd go hang out with instead, so they were all always at my house

so anyway this 10/10 13 year old stays over one night, wants me to shoot her up for the first time... definitely could have taken it further than that. but 13. and it would probably get back to my gf.

could have been a lot worse than that, especially since the day after that the police came and searched my house looking for her because she wouldn't go home after her parents threatened forced rehab. but that was like 15 years ago and i'm regretting it more and more.

also passed on fucking a 15 year old during group sex; fucked her 17 year friend but that was legal. and i had some same-age experience when very young myself.

right now, 16 is legal where i am, wouldn't hesitate on that, would possibly considering risking it for 13-15 since that's only a low level felony if it's clearly consensual and just a statutory rape issue.

Honestly I didn’t think of it, the loads I swallowed just happened, when I was outside on my knees servicing all those guys I didn’t swallow I just let them cum on my face so it wasn’t a concern. Before I let that guy fuck me in the ass I sucked his cock to make sure it was super hard then rolled the condom on myself with my mouth, same thing for when I fucked that guy and his friend. Didn’t catch anything but since then I have been more careful and I don’t swallow random cum anymore, I just let them blow on my face.

oh and another time, i was white knighting after my friend started beating his gf and trying to physically drag her out. so she stays over, but i was doing a truly obnoxious amount of drugs (2400mg of IV oxy over a few hours) and by i figured out i was actually going to get thank you sex, my dick was dead and gone. she actually said 'i'm on my period, so just fuck my ass' when no girl i had been with so far had let me do that.
after a fucking hour of trying to get it up or fuck her at half mast, just gave up, drove her home, she said it was fine we can do it tomorrow... and yeah never saw her again.

don't know what i was thinking doing that much drugs when a girl was there.

Not having kids sooner and not having more kids. I was married to my wife for twelve years and then decided to have kids when I was 37 and boom, twins.

then on the nonsexual side... i was a serious overachiever when young, was in a good university on a special undergrad neuroscience program. but by senior year my drug habit was so ridiculous i passed out and missed my neuroanatomy final, then got arrested that summer so couldn't go back to get the bullshit required courses that were preventing me from at least getting *a* degree despite having the 120 credits required

I'm young but being a faggot
I have a faggy voice, I have faggy thoughts
Men aren't supposed to be fucking faggots
Men are supposed to have nuts and stand up like men do
Faggotry is retarded
That's my regret
Being like op minus the cock sucking except I've sucked a few which is retarded in itself

Similar story. When I was 15 had the cutest 13yo girl in the world madly in love with me. She was my little sisters friend. She was sleeping over one night and when everyone was asleep she came into my room and crawled into my bed NAKED and began touching me. I freaked and told her to go back to my sisters room. After that, she ignored me and got an older BF about a month later--some dude who was like 18. You could tell they were fucking big time.

Could have been me if I wasn't such a pussy/retard. Biggest regret of my life. She was hotter than a young Jennifer Connelly who she looked very similar to.

Not leaving Stacy to try to go at her mom
Her mom' definitely has got it going on

>Not fucking my best friends girlfriend almost 20 years ago. She was a sexy little blonde with big tits. We were hanging out at her house one afternoon and my friend had to leave to go to work and I stuck around for some reason. She straight up threw herself at me but I turned her down because I didn't want to fuck my friend over. She broke up with him two days later anyway and I never got another shot at her.

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>western
Fuck off weeb, everywhere is equally shit

This. Any man who gets married in today's world is asking for it. There is literally no benefit to a man to get married today.

not dying

Shut the fuck up you weeb boomer
>addicted to technology
>western society

deleting my spy folder of my mom getting fucked on different occasions.
There were some fucking gems and now I can only fap to the memories

Had something very similar happen to me.

>Right after turning 18 I had just broken up with my girlfriend who was 16. Met this smoking hot girl at a party who was a friend of my ex. Turned out she was 14. A perfect 10 and a total slut and apparently my ex had been telling her stories about how good I fucked.

> I was too scared to do anything with her though. Thought I would get arrested because she was 14. I still wound up getting a hand job from her and spent half the night fingering her so I might as well have just gone ahead and fucked her. Nothing ever came back on me, I guess her mom had accepted that her daughter was a slut and didn't care who she fucked. Never saw her again though and I still regret it.

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cocaine
codeine
gambling

Girls are going through puberty earlier and earlier. 14 year olds now a days looked like 19 year olds did when I was young.

Bro, check your local laws. In most states and countries 16 is legal. You could be fucking her tomorrow as long as You are not her parent or teacher.

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Being born

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you chose it

Did that a lot too when I was young. I was in great shape, on the football team, etc. I had girls always throwing themselves at me but I passed on a lot of them because even back then I was looking for the girl that I thought would be the one.

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All times in my life girls have basically indicated they were dtf and I didn't clue in until I had already missed the boat.

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I really, really want to know what you look like. Just...I need to fucking know.

Eh
Anons on here regretting pussy thrown at them
I had a few women throw themselves at me
Nah I'm good
I don't regret it and if I ever regret it that badly I can always just fuck a hooker
I'm not a Chad, alpha, super social super good looking dude but eh, I'd rather have money, a lavish lifestyle, and goods all because pussy is paying for it and regret that than simply regret pussy not had

This. I lived on hedonism, it's pointless. Build towards something

Found the virgin

romantic faggot

If you're 18 retard

the average has drifted from 14 down to 12, but that's over hundreds of years. not that huge a deal.

not sure why so many people are 'age blind' and can't tell a 12 year old from a 17 year old just cause she has tits or 14 from 20 because she's wearing makeup

There was a pedophile family in the neighborhood that would rape me and train their kid to rape other children.

The pedo kid used to rape me and a friend of mine.

I was like a really fucked up kid after going through everything. I was full anger anything would set me off.

She was much softer than me. She would cry after being sexually abused. I would beat her up when I would see her crying. I would tell her not cry and hit her harder and harder.

She was my friend. She didn't deserve any of that shit. I can only say this hindsight. I can never apologize to her. I'll probably never see her again. Not that I deserve to after the way I treated her.

Regrets are for those too scared to accept their choices that lead them to their current reality. Although i’ve made mistakes, I regret none for if I had not made them, I would not have known how to learn from them.

Not killing more when I was a Marine.

I think the main reason that I regret turning down pussy that was thrown at me when I was young is because its a lot harder to get it now. After nearly a decade of being in a miserable marriage I am not nearly as young or as good looking as I used to be and I am realizing how much I fucked up by getting married.

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This man knows
Yeah I've made choices that weren't favorable, some maybe illegal..... And I can't take them back but fuck it it's done
I my not be forgiven and I know this shit sounds edgy but I'll have to live and learn

It happened to me this summer dude, got invited to my new neighbours house for food, my mind was blown when he said his daughter was 14, I thought was 19 or 20.

I was a raging alcoholic but eventually stopped drinking because I wanted a relationship. I still can't find anyone years later, and regret not drinking myself to death by now

Not true governer Romney

Yes sir. The entire plight of life and existence is using ever struggle, obstacle and personal turmoil as a learning experience to better yourself and help those in need. Be well user, we are all new humans, moving forward.

I'm sure you can quite easily get pussy, but it ain't teenage pussy, that will never happen again

Marriage

well post a picture of her (a legal one), and let's see just how dumb you are.

Do you think about leaving her? I know I do, like every week I think to myself, "I honestly would be so much happier if I just left her and was on my own." But, that's a big choice to make and it can go sideways so quickly. As a man, you are insanely vulnerable to lies and the crazy court systems, a choice like that can ruin your life. But is it worth it for your freedom?

it will if you sell drugs

Damn man
What exactly makes the marriage miserable?
I personally would love to avoid kids, marriage, and shit like that cause it seems like a bad cash in to me
Advice?
Maybe some teenage poon, or maybe some 20 year old poon
How old are you man? (Op)

Mom went to prison for embezzlement/drugs when I was 14-19 she wrote me when I was forced to move states away to my dad and I never wrote her back. I still have all the letters she sent. She’s out now and I regret every day not keeping in touch with her...

Well technically I think a number of the girls at the massage parlor are only 18 so I am still getting teenage pussy. But yeah when I take my kid to school and there are sexy little teenagers running around wearing skin tight body suits, it makes me sad. Girls didn't dress like that when I was that age.

I want to know more but i dont know what to ask

no, in 31 US states and numerous countries, 16 is the *general* age of consent, only certain relationships have restrictions (teacher, coach, boss, close blood relative, step parent, etc)

'romeo and juliet laws' for people close in age are for when one participant is under the general age of consent, but the partner isn't much older.

Going to University.
It slowed my exploration of my passions to a crawl and decimated my fascination with life.
I had to start depression meds and became extremely isolated.
Currently 5 years into a shitty state job that after completion of 10 years will have my massive college loans forgiven.
I'm slowly regaining my old self back.
The US educational system and cultural expectation really fucked up my life for a while.

Well I did actually divorce her recently. It was costly but it was worth it. But after almost ten years with a woman who was too lazy to cook I put on a lot of weight because we were eating pizza three nights a week.

It takes a while to get your vitality back. Now that its been about a year since I got out on my own life is looking good again. Been lifting weights and losing pounds, I already made good money so now I am starting to get attention from females again.

Go on YouTube, watch some Tom Leykis and MGTOW videos. Freedom is worth the price.

but beware, even if you can legally fuck a 16-17 year old, you can't have nude pics/videos of them. or yourself if you're that age. it's very, very stupid.

i let go of my social life to make my partner happy she would get mad if i even had a female store clerk when buying things... 3 years after a 5 year breakup, i am out of touch with socialization

I should have gone for it more, should have tried hooking up with more girls before getting married.

I love my wife, I'm happy with her, but there's a part of me that misses not experiencing physical relationships with other women.

Go outside you pathetic piece of shit. Move out of the city too while youre at it since you cant handle it you faggot.

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she was probably cheating. only girls who are cheating themselves get that paranoid.

I agree on the go outside and try to stay away from technology (for original user) but fuck you faggot
You're the faggot
City life is retarded and you can find me at the gloryhole with a hard dick at main and 5th at the cafe around the corner

Marriage is a terrible deal for a man period. The second you get married your woman loses all motivation to be pleasant, attractive, or helpful.

Women are completely ruled by their hormones. When you are just dating a girl her hormones are doping her up to lock down a man, it's called the honeymoon phase. The second you put a ring on it and she feels secure that phase ends and she starts nesting. Then she goes back to being the annoying, naggy bitch she always was, and she gains 60lbs and loses all interest in sex.

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i always suspected. not sure how to re-integrate at this point.

You just pick the wrong women... it all starts with your fucked up decision making user. “she goes back to being the annoying bitch she was.” If you knew she was an annoying bitch why did you marry her. That’s YOUR stupidity. Try again.

Keep taking those blue pills my man.

Not taking better care of my teeth when I was young.

Not accepting a girl's offer in 8th grade to "suck all the cum from my body."

No pills for me, budlin. I’m out here raw dogging life.

he's not wrong.

you need to live full-time with a girl for a year at least before marriage. then you should be able to see through to her real personality. sometimes, it's ok.

100% accurate. Let’s not pretend men are just as shitty as judging character as women are at staying “fit after marriage”.

I’ve been with the girl i’m dating 4 years, living together 1 year so far, not rushing into stupid shit like kids or a wedding. For us, abstinence has been helping us really see each others true colors. But y’all don’t ascribe to that on this hellhole website.

Said no to an orgy of 14 yo loli hotnesses. i honestly regret every day i live

I don't have any regrets now. The ones I used to have I learned from and they don't bother me anymore. I've done everything I've ever wanted to do in my life. I'm a lucky user.

I didn't ask her.

sauce for pic plz???

No clue sorry. Found it on a mother daughter thread. Supposedly that's her mom helping her daughter get a facial.

Respectfully disagree. People change and the sad truth is that there's very little upside to marriage and enormous downside. You're a literal idiot if you get married. I know I sure feel like one every goddamn day.

riiight. A bunch of 14 yr olds wanted to fuck you.

I experienced this one, but after a few years I realized what a huge mistake it would have been and how lucky I was to avoid it.

“Spoken like a true asshole.” People never change, they just become more of themselves. You are just bad at judging character. Remember good friend, 50% of all marriages end in being happy and staying together forever.

Stay jealous cause you've never had that happen to you faggot
Suck my dick you homo

>trying to use "suck my dick" as an insult

That's cute. Go play outside. Preferably on the train tracks.

My wife is a whole different person then who I married. We now have nothing in common and everything we did for fun, she hated. If I met her today for the first time I would not even be friends with her much less date her.

Nah
I can tell you're just a faggot and would probably do that you fucking homo
I'd make you choke on this dick and then fuck you slow you faggot

>at very first tee-ball game
>maybe like 6 years old
>arrive in parking lot
>dad says it's the day where the Red Sox let kids run around the bases before the game
>gives me the option to play my first game or the family can go to the Red Sox game
>i chose to play tee-ball
I remember my brother and sister looking at me hoping to go to the Sox game instead, and I just can't forgive myself for it. I ended up not even liking baseball and I switched to hockey and bowling

I'd like to say that it'll get better, and you're just going through a phase. But that might not be true in your case.

I am not a homosexual
You are
Therefore you're a faggot not me

Meant everything we used to do she now hates.

That's fine. It's not a big deal if we were gay anyway. It's such a non-issue to me that it's boring. Come back with something more interesting next time.

going to go fuck myself.

Faggot
Found op

Nothing hampers & distorts foresight as much as nostalgia does: It's one thing to conjure memory of good times past, quite another to imagine that only there, if only one could press [reset] on life, could it ever be as good, or better.

literally happened, not trying to brag infront of nobodys who dont fucking matter, like i said i regret every day you fucking retard, i guess youre just that jelly and salty you probably look like a fucking downsy neckbeard lol

Damn i guess im not getting that sawse

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Here’s a little story
>be me
>middle school
>like a girl, she’s so pretty and nice and I’m kinda not really that important to anyone
>since I’m a pussy, I think that if I wait and play the long game, just try to be nice and maybe one day she’ll notice me and think that I’m a good person and will be interested
>one day, we are out in the courtyard area during last period, we were let out to hang around
>Her class also gets let out, I start trying to plan how I can get her to notice me
>I see a guy who I used to be good friends with in elementary standing kinda near her, I make a plan
>I will approach my “friend,” and try to start a conversation with him, hoping that she hears any funny jokes I make or whatever
>commence.jpg
>approach old friend
>all I can get out is “hey man, ho-“
>girl says, “ooo, yay, it’s user!”
>I’m not exaggerating, she is hopping up and down while saying this
>ohshit.wav
>I say “oh, hi!”
>mfw I stick to my plan so well I turn away from her and greet my friend
>mfw my friend says hey and then I walk away from him and the girl
>mfw I barely ever talk to her again

Not sure if she was just really hyper that day, or if she was genuinely excited to see me for whatever reason. I would go back and beat the shit out of myself if it meant I would stay and try talking to her that day.

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Spreading the vids of a 15yo girl changing,.

Biggest regret WAS chasing homosexual urges and getting my mind all warped up in sissy/faggy bs when I was younger. Cuck shit has always made me sick but the gay shit I've done behind my wife's back is something I'll have to hold to the grave. As for the dudes who regret getting married, tell me more about why you say that. 2 years into my marriage, I regretted it and thought about all th women I could've had, but then I stopped obsessing over sex. She doesn't satisfy me and she never will, but sex is such a fucking stupid thing anyway. Fucking a new whore every night wouldn't satisfy me either. It's a simple urge we as men can simply overcome. Ik I'm on the wrong site for this but still

I’ve never stuck it in a girls’ pooper. But one day user, one day...

being a fucking loser

I personally wouldn't get married
Not the guys up there saying they regret not chasing poon but yeah i'd never get married man
Someone's going to cheat
It won't be perfect
Everything could go wrong
Nah
I want my life, my money, my selfishness for myself
If I want to own guns, drink my beer, jack off alone, do what I want to fucking do, I don't want some nagging woman around criticizing me for every single fucking thing
It'd be unfair to her if I keep her around even though it's a shitty situation

I don't need to, I don't get pussy, i've accepted my decision/life to be one of a shut-in neet, and I don't care

No marriage/kids for me

Good decision

Letting my close friends i was taken advantage of.
>Night it happened i called crying to them
>Telling them how empty and lost i am
>Let them think it was a guy
>come lean it was a female who took advantage of me
(Im a guy btw)
I think the worst part of it is that i called them the night it happened crying in shambles. Now i just bottle up my emotions put on a smile and am empty inside.

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Fucking my buddies wife.

Not licking my little sisters innie cameltoe when I had the chance

Being a dick to my girlfriend when I was in year 10. I was like 14 at the time, so fucking ages ago. I was clearly punching far above my weight, she asked me out which was weird. She attempted suicide while we were dating then broke up with me over the phone a couple months later. Then she stopped coming into school. She didn't get any GCSEs and I don't know where she is now.

Did I ruin this girls life Yea Forums?

forsenCD my man

Being a coward for so many years. Not so much being a coward, as backing down when bullied. You can still be afraid, but stand up for yourself, whether you win or lose.
Also, being manipulated by women.

It was sixth grade, it was raining, and I love the rain. I was walking to my mom's car and when I was waiting to cross a cute girl offered to share her umbrella with me. I said "no thanks" with a huge smile across my face because I love the rain. We never spoke again even when I saw her around school. I have never stopped thinking of what could've been between us.

Not telling her I've loved her since 9th grade, the last time I saw her. Damn, the last time I saw her was 11 years ago, after our Senior Trip....Fuck, I'm old.

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You sound like an underage faggot
Nah
She chose that for herself
Did you tell her to go kill herself?
Does everyone not have to roll with the punches the same way she did?
She was unstable
Not your fault

>Did I ruin this girls life Yea Forums?

SHE asked you out.

SHE dumped YOU.

You didn't ruin shit. She was beyond your help.

Used to have a 12 month old puppy, don't have it anymore.

Yep, was drunk and didn’t pull out. If I had a time machine; I’d just fuck her in the ass.

I struggle with this too user.
It’s sort of like Dexter, where he has s dark passenger, but instead of killing people, you have an odd attraction to dudes.
Thing is. I don’t want to acknowledge it. In the gay community, the L & Gs look st the Bs to say, “pick a side,” and everyone looks at the Ts and says, “wtf?”

Left the Army, got fat by drinking 12 beers a night for the last 4 years, probably goping to die soon.

MURDERER

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Good, you probs voted for Donald too. Die b4 next November please

I voted libertarian. The Don likes the jew dick too much.

Try not to. 12's a lot though.

Cut back as much as possible.

Skip some days.

I get withdrawal when I stop. I've tried several times, probably going to have to the hospital or one of those recovery things.

>withdrawal

Describe it.

this happened twice:

hung out with a girl practically all day. was being polite so was not aggressive. only to find out that the girl was expecting to fuck.

being born

Last time I stopped, I couldn't sleep, when I finally did I kept waking up sweaty as fuck. I drenched my sheets, pillow and mattress, gf thought I pissed myself. Couldn't really think straight the next day, thought I was having anxiety attacks throughout the day, hands were pretty shaky. Headaches, felt kinda hyper too. I don't think I'd get DT's, but shit sucks nonetheless.

Settling on the person I married, rather than being madly in love.

Yes.

DT's?

Dilerium tremens. I think it causes you to have a seizure, or multiple seizures and you could die.

I'm bookmarking it, but it seems to me that going cold turkey from a gallon of beer a day habit shouldn't cause that.

I guess I'll find out for myself.

Unironically this

Regret marriage. Wife was perfect when dating and beginning of marriage. Slowly started to change, bitch about stupid shit, went from one health kick to another, started to obsess about health, politics, pets, buying jewelry, religion. Figured out she had issues. She got help and took medicine , was better for a while. Decided she didn't like medicine and stopped. Now batshit obsessive crazy. I resent her for ruining my marriage. Only staying for the kids and after so many years of depression, I'm probably too old and out of shape to date anyway. There is no sex but that's not what marriage is all about. Go fuck some whores , it's all the same user.

I felt the same way, figured you'd need to drink a bottle of liquor daily for like 10 or 15 years to feel something that bad. But my doc told me that some people can react like that after even a month's binge session. I guess I'm just weak

>heroin overdose at 14
>give family ptsd
>stay clean for a bit
>relapse
I’ve let them down

Yup 36 married, totally regret it

I was like that and contrary to what people thought, I was happy. Thought I found the perfect girl, now I'm in hell. Go-to work come home drink go to bed go to work, drink, go to bed...... I don't have a wife anymore just an annoying roomate that barely talks to me. And I can't do any of the things I like without her bitching about it.

We might both be. I'm going to find out.

Death's going to come to me sooner or later. Why wait?

This is my regret too married now, if I found another married no curious dude I think that would be the best ever. But I'm also a pussy and won't look.

Drink a lotta water.

Always do. But it still won't matter: I'm going to die.

Damn man
I can experience bouts of supposed "misery" but ey, I know that without the stress of some bitch wife mixing with my fucked up personality and a bunch of stressful kids, I know that even if I don't know, I know it's good

Fuck man, that sounds bad
What else makes it bad?

not exactly sauce but, here
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So she only wanted to make sure you would marry her?

That's what women are programmed to do since birth.

Fuck you stupid niggers. I hope you all die.