What’s the fastest way to get cancer cause I wanna die but don’t want my family to think I’m essentially committing suicide.
What’s the fastest way to get cancer cause I wanna die but don’t want my family to think I’m essentially...
Hudson Garcia
Thomas Rivera
I guess if you smoke and drink and eat like shit you might be able to get it. Id suggest just driving and losing control into a tree without a seatbelt on the highway. I have this fantasy every day while i drive to work
Jordan Evans
get aids instead
Cameron Williams
>Buy uranium ore.
>Crush an eat said uranium ore.
You'll get cancer within the next decade at most.
Ian Davis
>driving and losing control into a tree without a seatbelt on the highway
>I have this fantasy
Nathan Rogers
You don't want to die a horrible cancer death.
Angel Phillips
microwave your balls
John Carter
>just ask Randy Marsh
Eli Murphy
Smart
Logan Myers
drink Round Up. Quick and easy
Asher Reed
Very plausible
Jason Sanders
Worked for Randy Marsh
Hudson Powell
Read the Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe.
Mason Butler
Its too bad you cant get stage 4 pancreatic cancer easily. You can get medically assisted suicide with that easy. Peaceful and painless. Just fill out some paperwork. If only.
Owen Walker
Can I just walk into my doctors or the ER and be like “I wanna die, can you help me kill myself” or will they shove me in a psych ward.
Brandon Jackson
i know a way to give you stage IV pancreatic cancer...rectally
Adam Jones
I’m listening
Lincoln Edwards
this seems to work
Jason King
it's easier if I show you. where do you live?
Jayden Jenkins
Dont be stupid OP. Eat sugar like stupid and you can get a diabetic coma, i think you're already fat so you just need to give it a lil push
Joshua Ortiz
Play one match in League of Legends.
Guaranteed to give you cancer.
Adrian Cook
Horrible. Do not do the car crash suicide. You'll end up paralysed or a retard/veggie for the rest of your life.
Cancer suicide is dumb as fuck too. Youd regret it once you got it 100%
Jose Perez
Lol, kinda a twig, I’m 120
Juan Collins
My gramps passed from Pancreatic cancer not too long ago
He was in so much pain no amount of morphine could fully dull it. He died in agony and so doped up he barely knew who or where he was.
Ryder Bell
Have you tried listening to Taylor Swift or Katy Perry?
Have you ever gazed upon Maxine Waters' face or listened to it talk?
Both options will assuredly give you cancer
Camden Long
Some states/countries do allow physician assisted suicide. You must be a resident though, you cant just drive over and have it done I dont think.
Camden Edwards
Keep hanging around Yea Forums that will certainly give you cancer
William Lee
But you know that you will fuck it up. Whatever you do will just render you aphasic and paralyzed. Still Aware and while in the nursing home you will be raped daily by black orderlies DAILY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE Sounds like fun huh?
Blake Roberts
keep browsing Yea Forums
Isaac Morgan
West coast allows it. All 3 i think now.
Evan Ortiz
I used to commute through downtown rush hours by bicycle, and sometimes I'd consider 'losing control' of the bike and swerving into an oncoming truck.
Adrian Hill
Does it hurt more or less to get kicked in the balls if they're really big?
Cooper Johnson
carcinogens mate. google some and see which ones you can get ahold of. eat/drink/inhale them.
Anthony Perry
just keep reading this thread
Adrian Barnes
Fag cancer
Ryder Rogers
But why didn't I get cancer >n
Lucas Jackson
Ricin poisoning
Angel Perez
Inside smoke detectors is a small amount of americsem (sp). It is mildly radio active. If you swallow it there is a high probability you will get cancer. Enjoy.