Be me

>be me
>i was digging so i can build a pool
>come across some bomb
>i think its in german
>uhhh guys what do i do?
>im gonna scrape off the mud hold on Yea Forumsois

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the big fake gay

make the digging easier

Dont do it Op. Once a Op killed himself messing around with a nade.

Hit it with your head

All right, better be good

hit it with a hammer to make sure it's safe

(OP)
um op here uhh i called the police and they told me to back away so they can get some explosive fag here

Where do you live OP?

Call the police and have them dispose of it.

oop didn't see you aready did sorry

You fucking well better be or I will send this around to your place.

Fucking pussy hit it with a hammer

op here
hit it with a hammer smells funny cop called me retarded he sent a medic if i die dont post me on reddit

Many munitions from the early/mid 20th century are still very much active, best to just let bomb squad render it safe. In reality though it's probably a dud by now, TNT doesnt do well in the ground for long periods of time.

Thinks it's a German bomb, lives in Ohio.

fire cunts gave me a gas mask and some guys came here with gas mask omw to hospital skin burning

OP is a total cunt. Everywhere the Germans bombed is now dark but his pic is taken in daylight. Fuck off if he waited 10 hours to post.

Bullshit.

I found something on the beach once, I called the police, then they told me to call the military bomb defusal squad but it was only a duet they came in a bomb truck and then they blasted the phosphor round with plastic

dumbass im not in germany im in texas the bomb is in german i think

Flush it down the toilet

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So the Luftwaffe missed London and hit Shitsville, Texas instead?

It's your mum's anal dilator.

did you get a permit?

no i went full yolo im not like some fucking puss puss

I remember that, Brazilian guy tried to flush it down the toilet right

Yeah I remember it, too. The Brazilian guy wanted to flush it down his toilet.

I've flushed things way more explosive than a grenade

here in the hospital with pigs asking me questions

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First cop question...why are you such a cunt?

Are you gay?