Post your facial hair

Are you a 15 year old bard?

Checked. Looks more like post malone

r8 h8 masturb8

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Looking good Daddy

Jesus Christ, man. Why? You need to shave that shit.

thanks.. im flattered

Allahu Akbar

patchy AF bet you get all the girls

I honestly felt bad about my genetics when it came to facial hair. Now, not so much.

post yourself then dipshit

Come here for the bbest nudes! Hot females and traps

discord gg/tP2qFTU

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>Allahu Akbar
upper lip ain't smooth, doesn't qualify.

Sexy bear alert

kek, you look like a goat

emotional boy/10

is that way.

can talk shit but you can't dish it out, coward

I don't have any, I shaved last night.
Fuck beards... I don't wanna look like every other hipster cunt out there.
Hipsters ruined facial hair.

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your mom ruined facial hair

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Handsome

More

Dude...

Thanks Yea Forumsro

Actually not shit

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i just trim it down down to a 1/16th every couple days

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My mum ruined your mum by putting a pneumatic drill in her cunt.

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Show pubic bush?

chad

He just did

lmao

ew he looks like a pudgy manlet. you guys are tarded

OP here. Currently a bit higher weight than I’d like but I’m 6’2, so you’re 1/2

Are you that lonely?

Show cock

Reminds me of Tormund

Not at all, friend

Shave it off and try again after testosterone therapy is complete.

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New to the grow game. Not sure if it's for me.

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Looks good bud

Jared?

Eh. If it doesn't darken down along the cheek I'll probably scrap it.

how's mine doing Yea Forums?

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Nice way to hide that triple chin my man

haha yep bang on there, I am a fat fuck lmao

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Cool viking beard dude!

Smile Yea Forums!

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You should round the edges a little so your face would look more defined

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thanks for the genuine advice man

One more

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Handsome

Handsome. Show nipples plz

that truly is an epic beard

thank you

You should use rogaine to fill yours in more

Thanks, man

Disgusting faggot

Thats not very nice.

You're a disgusting faggot, fag

Yeah I thought about that but I dont care that much. Somehow I have more hair on one side
Lol nah. But my nipples are also hairy if that does help
Np bro
Thats an epic beard

Peach fuzz,go back to your mom's basement

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Why do you have a pink Nintendo DSi XL

Oh hi willie nelson

You see the tat? He’s weird

Anotha one with better quality. I think it looks ok on me

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i could probably beat your ass faggot. i have beaten up niggers in the ghetto. muh beard. plenty of bearded manlets

Im asian, and can't grow anything

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You look like the autistic brother of the 50 shades of grey guy. GJ

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haha beard faggot this is what your baby dick looks like

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It’s ok just be a ladyboy

Well that's sounds so sad

fuck dude thats the second time someone said I look autistic wtf. Should I be worried?

Get yourself checked

You dont look retarded

When life hands you lemons...

Better get a checkup at the doctor

Rate and review pls.

Also, invest in grooming tools Yea Forumsros

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This is nice. I always feel disappointed in men that can’t grow facial hair.

I could try to be more K-pop alike, isn't a trend among young girls to fuck those?

Havent trimmed in a while so it's getting curly

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beardicklets can't compete

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Nah just another married 40 something dad. Pink dsi ingot on craigslist and hacked for my daughter.

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Those sissies that all have bowl cuts? Sure. Don’t get it myself but it might work.

Wingcrest tattoo on left arm, green 1up mushroom on right arm. Overcame health challenges and decided to get them a few years back.

Fucking hot!

So it’s not a Zelda tat?

Deep...

Freshly shaved, and bathed

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Wing crest is from zelda

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it's over for bearded dicklets

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Lost over 100 lbs. Not too deep.

Look at all the other console boxes around him. No doubt a gamer, probably is a zelda insignia tattoo

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Like a newborn baby albino rat

Thanks

Where is your self respect?

let it grow? Or it's just ok

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Radiating from within. Zero fucks given, my friend.

Looks like my pubes

It’s good the way it is

Best way to be but consider laser removal

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so hateful

>Freshly shaved
uhm

What’s with the baby chest?

Nah man. I wear them with pride. I'm a happily married old man.

you french?

Lol

Love you really fag face

Bad genes? I guess. Not enough milk.

Cool you do you

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I'm not from France but my mom is like half french.

That's the key to happiness dude.

Based vangogh poster

Which half?

So she doesn’t shave?

Bottom

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Hhhhhnnnnnnnnggggg

Apparently the top half.

Probably.. not..? Definite maybe

Never a sneak peak of her getting out the bath?

Damn wish I could grow like you guys

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Ben Shapiro?

Im more of a moustache man myself

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So hot!

Is the name a joke or is that pic actually jon?

Damn you got me

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>muh beard

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Too much ZZ

ew you look like a grown man with the mind of a teenager with that disgusting tshirt

gf loves it. Not changing shit

OP pic here

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Based

It's a facial hair thread, not a neck hair thread. Shave you fat faggot

Just shaved.

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Goofy cute don’t bother growing fluff

Hi Jesus how did your cock ring get all the way up there?

Kek. You cunt.

Ignore the boomer glasses

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I've thought about doing a mustache but I feel like it's reserved for dads/older guys, your opinion?

don't think OP's beard is a beard you should keep

it's too much patches

I’m sure you’re an attractive human with mongoloid eyes

where you from?

Mongoloid eyeballs indeed, I'm not attractive though 6/10 at best. Also, checked

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I forgot to add I'm from Pittsburgh

im only 22. my brother's didnt grow in until his late 20s so i think there's hope

were you circumcised in pittsburgh?

He’s not wrong. You didn’t take care of that at all.

I was just teasing btw I love the white eyelashes!

How do?

Not in the city but PA yeah. Why do you ask? Are you the doctor that mutilated my cock? What gave you the right

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Don’t bother my friend some thing just look good on certain people. You don’t need it.

Facial hair not horrible. Those piercing however make you look like you’re in higschool.

Are you genuinely unhappy for it? And were you left with a thin brown or tan ring from it?

Should I shave it off?

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>getting in a mans facial hair thread: gay
>not posting yours: faggot

Just a trim every now and then will do mr hunk

N O

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Thanks :^) it's from a skin condition, happens in my eyebrows skin and facial hair in little spots too. It's why under the eye is purple, it's sunburnt
No I'm very happy to not be a smegma goblin, also yes brown ring

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Then were your brothers cut too, if you have any?

unsure of age....

You'd definitely have Chad energy if you shaved but it's an actual crime to kill a beard this good and I will call the police

Appreciate the feedback kind sirs

Beautiful and unique and you have very nice eyes too

when it grows it itll look good

21
I don't know dude

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horrible

I’m telling you dude. You got goofy cute looks and girls like that just work on your banter. A beard will never look good on your face.

Were your bros born before or after you?

b-blevins??

Too young for a moustache my man. Maybe wait 15-20 years

Yes
About 10 years before I have 2. What's with the questions
I just did that while shaving lol I plan for the mustache when I become a dad

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BUSHIER.

My god you’re gorgeous

Curiosity. Finally, were you told why you were cut?

It's been bushier I just keep it trimmed cause it starts to look raggedy after awhile, pic related
Danke, my ugliness is on the inside
No it's just the normal thing in the US. I'm glad I could help with your survey

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that eye makes everything look cooler
also nice beard

Dude... it looks like you literally and haphazardly glued some pubes onto your face
Good beard
Whole lotta nope

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Stay shaved at about 1/4” can’t grow a bushy beard...

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you look like an irish manlet

>talks shit
>beard is blonde

yo he looks like an actual viking, dont diss him, he might invade you like he invaded england

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i think you dont know that for a fact in the long run. maybe as of now

>Irishman
>Viking

oh okay lmao
go eat ur potatos

>unironically doesn't know that the Irish were vikings

24/Danish

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I am Irish. Not so much a manlet.
Not a whole lot of shit talking in that post, kiddo. Unless you're the thread OP and are seriously buttblasted about having point out the fact that it looks like you've got pubes glued to your face.

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you got the Irish curse bro

Well maybe if you gain 200 pounds and go the gym 6 days a week a beard might look good on you.

Yeah. Super duper cursed... whatever that's supposed to mean

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Wait. This isn't a meme?

weak and pathetic

i plan on starting to lift cause there's a gym 2 blocks away

google it brody

I'm as straight as one can be but you one beautiful nigga

spin to win

lol So you're thinking about and assuming things about my dick in a beard thread? Wew lad. Do you need help opening your Soylent?

damn what and where is this? Looks hella fun

lookin good, would have a beer with

How do I grow facial hair? All I can grow is sideburn/mustache on upper lip only

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It is i the lord satan

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Im the 666666 roller

before and after i shaved mine off (sort of)

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should've kept and gone to norway

Way better after

what's the pussy scene like in norway?

thanx. :)

pretty cute

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would

I threw my lovely teeth in there for good measure

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>the pussy scene
Please don't pretend that you like girls. We can see from that penis is your favorite food

i'll take whatever comes my way

those teeth are nightmare fuel. you must come from a long line of cannibals or people who mated with canids

That's pretty much exactly what I would except by looking at you.

are you saying that i seriously look like a gay guy? or are you just calling me a faggot?

asking for a friend.

I decided not to cut a single hair for at least one year

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Fuck you Ben. Your mom is a whore.

>allahu ackbar!
RUN!!

no u

imagine the smell

ginger beard coming through

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at what age did you first find grays?

The first pic you looked like Charlie Cox from Daredevil. The second pic you look like Corey Feldman in Goonies. Dont wear stupid hats or look straight at the camera. Going back to original topic, the beards too long.

I don't know where you're from, but we take showers regularly over here

i don't really look but probably 40. i'm 45 in that pic.

nah it's good man

yeah but still. your face is like an armpit

Stache boiiii

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yo whats up donut operator

i'm not gay but...

can i suck your dick?

shave your chest!

i wish i could grow a stache like that but the gap between my nose and top lip is too short

My first thought was "opportunistic but mostly gay predator/creep"

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Ain’t shaving my chest, bitches love the Ron Jeremy vibes

no u

Have faith, let it grow bro, took me a good couple months for it to fill out

dont let the hairs grow below your neck

nah dude, you're donut operator.

Shot up any schools lately?

Captain America's beard/10

too long for stubble, too short for beard, 0/10

mine gets curly when it grows and it tickles my lips

Making sick ass donuts bro. Cream filled

You wanted an honest opinion. I gave you one.

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show hair big guy!!!!

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Get a comb Yea Forumsor mines whale bone. Cause fuck dem whales

you just jelly of my rugged good looks.

my whole look changes when i'm wearing my thick rimmed glasses.

What do you think?

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>fuck dem whales
would if i could

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no but heres my dick for your (You)

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What did you shave?

Just go to your local dive bar

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i'm not gay but...

YES
hah nah i like girls

dude, you are donut operator.

Not OP but dude you look like you work at the renaissance fair and prey upon unattended underage children

Hella. I love making donuts bruhhh

be my FRIEND now!!!!!!!!!!!
i have none :(

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We r friend nao

oh rly

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its not a good friendship cuz
russia
:((((((((

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you look like hotwheels

kolby?

Not sure if Commissioner Gordon from Batman The Dark Night Rises or Mustache cop from Reno 911.

I definitely fall more in line with mustache cop from Reno 911

Nahhh Russia’s chill.

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Yous just a boyh

Weak moustache. Rest formidable

>oh rly
Yes. Definitely. Those 2 new pics only further reinforce my initial assessment. Now you look like a drug addict who preys upon underage children while working at the renaissance fair. Guaranteed.

How's the call center?

Nice beard fatass

in my defence i've put on some weight since those pics were taken (quit smoking) so i look a bit more normal now and less like a cancer patient.

not forgetting my thick rimmed glasses ofc.

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Use sulphate free alcohol free shampoo and coconut oil on your scalp. Or embrace baldness

>drug addict
you don't spend much time with actual drug addicts. their veins collapse. check out these veins

There's my huckleberry

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Finally someone just cuts the bullshit and gets to it. 6/10

plait it!

what?

thanks heres my belly

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google. it's like fancy ponytails.

Those glasses were born 1946-1964?

wait what. Does that actually help? Never heard of that method.

reported for offtopic

yeah I just did, no. This girl just randomly did it to me at work a couple years ago when it was longer and I hated it

did you beat her?

heres another dick pic

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Sup hobo

Eugh

hidden, filtered, cried for a bit, called a cop, and cried some more.

yes

Actually I dated a girl who went from getting addicted to pain killers then moved on to heroin. I also used to be in the punk scene and a lot of the "friends" I had during those days became dopeheads. Most junkies snort their shit, their veins only collapse if they shoot up. The sallow appearance, they sunken features, the skinnyripped look; that dude is definitely eating PKs and probably doing a lot of coke on top of all the booze he drinks and weed he smokes. Wouldn't be surprised to find that he's using speed or meth either. Oh, and preying upon underage kids while working at the renaissance fair.

good. bitch was obv asking for it.

Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, called the Party Van, and called your mom.