Fuck gay people

Not really, no.
People who do things that they know are repugnant often worry that people will figure out what kind of person they really are. If you are worried that people might figure out that you're gay, it might make sense to act fanatically anti-gay so people won't be suspicious. This is fairly common, though, so it actually comes off as suspicious in and of itself.

Why are there no "Hetero Pride Parades"?

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nypa

I hate the church with a great passion too but public schools have the more child rapists than churches but no one gives a fuck. Fags are the true monsters

Tearing up your anus doesn't sound good at all

It does tho. It’s like a massage but you cum in the end

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thats gay

This

newfag

I dont mind them gays but when they fucking start to go around being proud of it makes me fucking sick. There is literally nothing to be proud of. Fuck those people. And I think they should not be allowed to adopt any fucking kids.

And niggers

fun fact out of 1000 pedos 1 is a priest. Guess how many are faggots? thats right, 400 lol

Every antigay fag in this thread has the latest trap thread pulled up in another tab. I know because am l337 haxor

Becaue of MUH YOU CAN'T BE PROUD IF YOU AREN'T OPPRESSED. If you even imply straight pride should be a thing you ARE A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PERSON AND SHOULD DIE.

*slow claps steps out of the shadows*

Heh.... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean it's not bad. A good first attempt. It's pretty dank.... I can tell it's got some thought behind it.... lots of quotable material.....

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows , kid. You're skilled.... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kahuna - they're out there day and night, burning midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft the next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard", or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't mean the one you just lost : ). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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What does their pride matter to you? I don't get your outrage.

What's wrong with having pride?

Im proud to be white.

whats reddit?

If it hurts and deforms your anus it's not natural

I try, but none wanted me, degenerates

You're 3% of the population but 40% of pedos.... That's fucked up

Fact that I'm not oppressed is because I'm superior.
It's like playing chess, when you suck you will lose everytime and no amount of crying can change it.

Admiting that you are oppressed is admiting that you can't make it with your own strength and are thus put into your natural place in life. Trying to turn that around is like trying to make hot air fall to the bottom.
It proves you're even more retarded and incapable.

Whatever. Nothing to be proud of. If you have to define yourself over your sexuality you probably got nothing else going on in life.

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It pisses me off seeing that shit literally everywhere I go. And its always passive aggressive like telling me Im doing something wrong not acknowledging them or some shit. The best gays are the ones that are silent about it. You get what I mean?

At least whites created civilization... Faggots created AIDS

>being proud of something you have no control over
Yep, fucked.

Kek

I love how society is putting sexuality on a pedestal even though it's just a fetish. And how all flaming homos act feminine and pretty much identical, its so cringey. Wearing your identity and your differences on your sleeve is so arbitrary and obtuse.

Classic victims of christianity.

And kikes

i'm gay and i'm proud but i'm not proud of being gay

Faggots are a curse on humanity

Please do.

That reminds me of this funni picture

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I'm not even slightly religious just pointing out blatant observation

You sound like a normal human being

I was refering to repression and control of sex in christianity and its eventual results over the years.

It's like telling a child not to do something.

Clearly the op is uncomfortable with their own sexuality. That’s clear in what they’re posting. It common knowledge that being uncomfortable with your own sexuality is considered weak. Spouting hate about how you’re uncomfortable with gay people is like waving a giant sign that says “HEY! I HAVE SUPER LOW SELF ESTEEM AND TRYING TO HURT OTHERS IS HOW I COPE.”

Or, you know, the whole gay parade shitshow is ridiculous as fuck?
Where's the Hetero Pride March?

By your logic those homos might even be closet heteros.
What an idiot you are.

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fags are usually fucked in the head, theres a correlation. think of the gay people you know, they probably have "anxiety", bipolar disorder and other mental problems. and i believe you should have the right to be a fag, but going around the streets in thongs and wielding dildos around children is a cancer on society and one could make an argument for banning homosexuality.

>muh hate
cool story moralist sjw faggot, now do your part to save the planet and kill yourself.

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There are. There was one in NYC last month or so If i recall this correctly

But since the medias are so fucking obsessed with "muh opressed minority" there is just little info given about

Isn't that what gays and blacks do?

it was also kind of a joke, fag parades have unfortunately been around a long time before

ya but its ok when they do it because they are poor oppressed inferior humans and we let them act retarded like we let children and leftists act retarded.

Mmmmmm cum

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If you want to generalize like this then yes.
But don't generalize just because the majority plays that game.

Ah ok yea you see I had no idea.
Thanks for the information I guess.

Then i fell for it.
Excuse my failure, i'm dumb

Am experienced butt-fucker.

If putting things up your butt hurts, you're doing it wrong. It should never hurt. The answer is more lube and patience. Gotta put it in slow and gentle if your butt isn't used to it. Start small.

Also there is documented homosexuality in animals. Your turn.

>Fuck gay people
Ok OP you first.

Gay people, Marks & Spencers supports you.

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>Why are there no "Hetero Pride Parades"?
there are, why don't you attend them?

kill yourself shit eater
>Also there is documented homosexuality in animals. Your turn.
oh really? wow, what a fucking stellar argument. rape and murder is also documented far more frequently among animals, i guess those things should also be allowed because you are just so intelligent with these outstanding pro-faggot arguments. fuck off and die subhuman faggot.

“What an idiot you are”

Are you Yoda? But all joking aside... Have you been to pride? It’s the best party ever. The pride crowd isn’t all gay people, it’s also people who just want to party. It would be hard to find a person at pride who isn’t accepting of all people including yourself. The vibe at pride is that everyone is welcome to party and be whatever they want to be as long as it’s not hurting anyone. It’s a fucking blast! You can be as ridiculous as you want and no one even blinks an eye, which is part of what makes it so fun. When you decide to choose love instead of hate, you’ll always be welcome to the party.

w-woah..

Because I don't care.

>Have you been to pride? It’s the best party ever

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Nothing wrong with being gay.
Being a flamoyant loud fucking annoying in your face faggot is really fucking irritating though.

.. then why do you ask?

unless you support trump or think fucking ass is disgusting. yuo're a brainwashed NPC. fag parades are disgusting and they should be banned in a civilized society.

Because I see Gay Pride Parades but never seen a Hetero Pride Parade.

>Nothing wrong with being gay.
depends on your moral beliefs. fucking buttholes is filthy and spreads diseases. this is a fact, not a moral belief. i therefor believe faggotry is morally wrong as well, this includes fucking woman ass, its also very disgusting.

It's almost as retarded as the anti vax idiots.
Fucking butts and getting diseases is ok aslong as you vaccinate, right?
Folks are literally retarded.

Umm.. hate to be the one to break it to you, but vaginas also spread disease as well as the dicks that are put into them... so your point is invalid.

note that you left out "at nowhere near the same rate as anal sex". Assholes store shit in them, vaginas are made for taking penis. did you know this? you seem remarkably fucking stupid and i doubt they teach science at your shitty school.

.. and people call liberals snowflakes!

and rightly so, because "liberals" always cry about muh oppression and muh hate speech and literally make safespaces with colourful pillows and puppies for grownups. their entire ideology is now about not hurting feelings. they want to ban mean words.

Haha... you were thinking I’m a kid? Because you’re a kid that goes to school right? The same thin, easily torn skin in which an std can enter a blood stream is the exact same skin on a butthole or labia. What did you think, woman parts were made of rubber? It’s exactly the same.

>there is no difference between an asshole and a vagina
>w-why do you think im a kid?
not exactly einstein are you?

didn't you just say that you don't care? Bro, you seem to be confused.

That's gay

>m-m-m-m-m-muh
npc strawman supreme edition

faggots are fucking degenerate

Cool it with the autism. Aquiring knowledge over the happening of one thing does not mean I want to participate. But you wouldn't know about that.

>wahh waahh dont use memes
>*uses old /pol/ meme*
forgive us for assuming you're a child.

>be me
>fag
>hate gay pride
>if you want to be treated normally act normal

lol k
if you wish to "aquire knowlesgde", called "learning" outside the spergcirclejerks on /pol/, then you obviously do care.

desu

seems I struck a nerve, the /pol/cel became so triggered he started to refer to himself in third person singular.

Einstein wow, thanks, what a compliment. I mean you insinuated that I wasn’t, but clearly you understand that I have a greater understanding than you do or you wouldn’t have thought of Einstein. Yes, the thin skin that makes up both buttholes and labias are the same type of skin. (I’m no Einstein, I know because I have both) It tears easily. Also, a man’s bush could just gently rub against a woman’s bush and transfer all sorts of STDs. It’s actually a very easy transfer.

>be man
>fuck other men
>act normal

You asked my why I do not attend the parade.
I do not care attending the parade.
I did however not know that they exist and now I do.
I still do not wish to attend and think the whole thing is for pathetic beta males who are insecure and need that group mentality to be able to live with themselves.

What a poor man you are.

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retard detected. he cares about learning, not about participating in your mentally ill sexual fetishes
>muh /pol/
living in your head....rent free....

>seems I struck a nerve
you should keep telling yourself that to help you cope
>/pol/cel
>triggered
your parents pray for your suicide, why wait?

>I did however not know that they exist and now I do
you're welcome, it is my pleasure to educate your whiny ass, user-kun.

woah.. powerful

Got hammered at a pride parade last year, talked shit about transsexuals all day and smashed a coconut in the street.
All in all it wasn't so bad.

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>m-m-m-muh muh muh
return to reddit

>and smashed a coconut in the street
hardcore brah bruh breh

If'n you like to fuck gay folk, then enjoy yourself. Be careful though, wear condoms.

Yea. Sharing knowledge is the only thing that keeps this society from degenerating even further.
Stay the hero you are.

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>its not natural
>*occurs in nature*
>NOOOO NOT THAT IT DOESNT COUNT

7/10 i actually laffed

I always found nature to be unnatural, so I stay in the city.

i dont really go outside because theres bugs that will bite me :(

It was funny but you had to be there.

>Yes, the thin skin that makes up both buttholes and labias are the same type of ski
irrelevant
>I’m no Einstein
shocking
>Also, a man’s bush could just gently rub against a woman’s bush and transfer all sorts of STDs. It’s actually a very easy transfer.
so? that was never the point you fucking dumb dike. you are arguing that straight sex can also transmit diseases, which is common knowledge, even for an uneducated dike like you.

the point is that anal sex transmits diseases at much higher rates, what the fuck are you smoking if you think the two are even comparable? probably crack, since you're a dyke.

thanks for admitting you were a woman (it feels odd calling you that knowing you're a fat dyke attracted to buttholes). you really crave attention, dont you? i had an 88 IQ and were enough of a loser to think that homosexuality was normal and something to be encouraged

exactly, it's spoopy.

"muh (insert gay argument here)" is a chan colloquialism. why do you accuse others of being redditors when you are a pro-homosexual leftist crybaby?

where did i say it was unnatural? you aren't engaging my argument because you can't win.

>muh chan colloquialism
gtfo cringy newfag

the original user said it wasnt natural and then you compared it to other natural things
thats why its called the "appeal to nature fallacy".

you know what more natural than a neckbeard shitposting on a chinese loli fisting enthusiast forum? my dog that ate the horse turds in my driveway this morning.

>engaging my argument
lol

have sex

murder and rape also occur in nature.

thats why you're so braindead and left wing

>so BTFO she can't even pretend to engage in debate
JUST

>rape and murder is also natural
libtards btfo

lmao, user here is going to 35 with a prolapsed anus and a bag of shit attached to his waste because he started shitting himself.

so you admit that you are incorrect?

hows high school?

>she
lol projecting

nobodies incorrect because theres no argument to be won
thats what a "fallacy" is.

>hows high school?
not an argument

have vaginal sex, mentally ill tranny subhuman

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>hows high school?
it's pretty cool, you'll like it if you're not too hindered by your autism.

stay mad, /pol/cel.

oh sorry, you just sounded very feminine in your replies.

an astute observation

shut up faggot, I'm trying to eat.

where did you find this picture of me delet this

>leftist retard is still in high school
not surprised, most children are left wing, then they grow up. some don't.

the guy claiming ass sex is ok because it occurs in nature is incorrect.

sucking cock isn't eating, libcuck

>hating trannies means you frequent /pol/
try going outside sometime, dyke.

>the guy claiming ass sex is ok because it occurs in nature is incorrect.
then come up with an actual argument instead of saying its "unnatural"
i think blowjobs are more unnatural than anal sex in the animal kingdom

fuck nature I'm gonna have whatever kind of sex I want
then ill go to hell and fuck all the demon boys

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you go guurrrrrl

>then come up with an actual argument instead of saying its "unnatural"
as already stated, i never said this, you stupid fucking schizo leftist. faggotry is a mental illness.

no you didnt you retarded faggot nigger kike retard

Gay people do that all the time.

thank you for conceding.

>you go guurrrrrl
I'm not a girl but thanks u too

Proof I'm nit a girl

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and get aids and fecal matter on them

you too

>y-you too

>>y-y-you too

>cucking cock cuck cocking cuckening cuckcuckcuckcocks cocking cocks
sure kid

have sex

m-m-m-m-me too

ur mom sucked my dick last night does that count

i get fecal matter on my hands when i attempt wipe my ass and my palm slips

There are but most of us heteros don't care. I can be happy and prideful about my heterosexuality in my own time.
Gay men will always be the biggest losers anyway. I mean having sex with men? Yikes didn't exactly luck out on that did ya.

sweet hair, you look punk as fuck bro.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

not really, she died years ago and was cremated.

hate when it happens

>Yikes
what are you, 12?

>I mean having sex with men? Yikes didn't exactly luck out on that did ya.
do you find women disgusting? They have sex with men.

oh hey this thread again

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ya i love fucking gay people

Garbage argument you can and should be proud of things you have no control over. You dumb fucking pig.

That sounds pretty gay.

but i like doing that

Thanks dude I'm a cornish insurgent

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I can't argue anything against that, I guess I'm heterosexual now

i think i lucked out. guys are hot. they got all the right parts

Man you haven't thought for a second before writing out that argument. You fit right in.

im proud of being white personally

is..., isnt that what they want?

But traps aren't gay, so that's apples and oranges. I can hate a faggot while I give my trap gf a reach-around and the two would have nothing to do with each other. Is having anal sex with a woman gay because gay dudes also have anal sex? And how about blowjobs? Gay dudes suck dick, so you're gay if you let a girl suck your dick?

wait i thought aids was a nigger problem

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>documented homosexuality in animals
There's also documented murder, rape, incest, infanticide, coprophagia, cannabilism, and all kinds of degenerate fuckery in animals.

animals are degenerate oh no!

Pride is the only thing that needs to die.
95% of anyone who hates fags does so because of how sick pride is.
What the fuck does a man sucking cock or taking it up the ass have to do with fucked up fetishits in dog collars waving dildos around children.
Repugnant trash is what pride is.

Fuck that. I'm going to bang every tight female ass possible.

Fuck off pedophile

Not gonna argue with all of it, but that child abuse statistic is absolutely a fabrication.

And how the fuck would you know who's "STD free"? Implying people seek treatment every time they contract something, or that people would self-report having STD's accurately, or that they would bother answering a survey about STD's if they'd never had one.

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Traps are gay. No need to be in denial that you want a fat nut in your throat.

You are gay. No need to deny that you want a bbc pumping your hemorrhoid ridden asshole.

thats because it is bullshit
there has been no creditable study that shows that gay people are pedophiles as per every major mental health organization.
however there is a study showing kids that have been molested have an 8x-11x more likely to turn out "not straight".

people are just retarded

Fuck those Faggots indeed

No, animals aren't degenerate. They're less evolved, less intelligent and operate largely (or exclusively in many cases) on instinct. Humans, on the other hand, have the ability to make informed, deliberate choices beyond instinctive drive and impulse. An animal eating it's own shit is not degenerate. A human eating shit is a serious, dangerous disorder (whether it's due to some mental illness or wildly degenerate sexual fetish).

Also, to expound on my last post, the argument that because a certain behavior can be observed in animals, it must be natural and therefore acceptable in humans is deeply flawed, and that same argument can be used in reverse to "prove" that the behavior in question is unnatural and the disdain for it by the majority is natural.

Faggot Enabler:
Dude, these particular animal species sometimes engage in homosex with their bros.

Smart Person:
But that behavior is only practiced in a relatively small handful of species, and even then, the behavior is exceedingly rare. The other 99% of animals don't do the homosex. It would seem to me that the homo animals are the outliers and that homosex is unnatural. Why aren't all animals gayying it up with their bros? Come to think of it...mental illness also exists in animals. Maybe mental illness and homosexuality in animals are related somehow? I wonder what the comorbidity rate among these two abnormal phenomena is...

but that's what they want you to do

>They're less evolved,
stopped reading right there. you have no idea how evolution works. all of us are equally evolved.
evolution is change over time. all life has been here the same amount of time. as such: homo-sapiens have been gay since their conception so it has never been detrimental obviously.

suit yourself

yeah well i like getting my butthole stretched so i'm gonna keep doing it

sicko

>stopped reading after the second word
>also believes all life forms are the exact same age
Yeah, I can tell I'm talking to a zealot. No problem. I won't waste any more of our time talking to a brick wall. Have a good night.

you'd like that wouldnt you
>pic related

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you too mr. brick wall :)
ill be here when you want to have a proper conversation

go away please

The trap doesn't fuck me. I fuck the trap. Nothing gay about it.

I didn't mention any fucking.
So now that you informed of your desire to have anal sex with men we can conclude that you are indeed a homosexual.
Court is adjourned.

But you're deliberately missing the key to this question of whether trapfuckers are homosexual. The simple fact that traps aren't gay obviously means a man who fucks traps isn't necessarily a homosexual. I mean, a trapfucker might also like to fuck dudes too. Then he'd be gay, but that would have nothing to do with him fucking traps. Or if the trap is penetrating him, then that's semi-gay. But it's not full-gay because it's a chick shoving her cock up his ass. There's also a slight increase in gay if the chick's dick is bigger than the dude's, but it's still not full gay. It's the same as getting pegged, I guess. Nothing you do can be full-gay if you're doing it with a woman. That includes taking her 9" veiny cock all the way down to the balls.

But all of that doesn't apply to me. I don't get fucked by the traps. So I'm 100% absolutely not-gay. Even when I'm giving her a vigorous reach-around until she's shooting cum 6' across the room. Nothing gay about it. That's just being a considerate and thorough lover.

I'm closet bi and I'm afraid to act like I care about lgbt issues at all, if I act like I'm pro people might be suspicious, if I act like I'm against it might draw attention to me.

TLDR: I act like I don't care about fags to hide that I'm a fag

Me too!

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Wanna put on a wig and a dress and meet me behind the dumpsters at McDonald's?