How long does sperm live outside the body?
I wanted my wife to fuck another guy and she won't. So I went to a glory hold and jerked off a guy and collected his cum in a ziploc. I want to put the jizz into her pussy without her knowing while fingering/fucking her. Is there any risk? It will be hot to me but the sperm should all be dead right?
Haha, you are so gay.
Better leave that poor wife of yours so you dont ruin her life too.
This. You will completely fuck up your wife. Don't be a fag
Depends. They can live awhile in the vagina so the surface layer maybe a hr but the ones inside the jizz could survive if it at body temperature for at least a day.
About two or three days OP.
How will this fuck her up? She will have no idea. I'll do it when I'm squirting her with lube.
why?
What if I zapped them in the microwave for like 10 sec.?
I'm not trying to knock her up, I just like the idea of her having another guy's jizz inside her without knowing.
Why? Because I like the idea of her having another guy's jizz in her, unaware.
You/her might get an std
Well that's why I'm asking how long till they/it dies. I'm assuming the STDs have a lifespan similar to sperm?
if dubs you jerk the guy with your butthole
no. you're stupid. please don't reproduce.
reroll
why dont you just respect that she doesnt want to do that?
lol, too late for that, but what's the point? Obviously every virus/bacteria has a lifespan exposed to air. And I can probably kill it in a microwave. So what's the downside?
She's not doing it. It's not like I'm forcing her to fuck someone against her will.
microwave your sperm and see what happens
you practically are by inserting someone else's jizz regardless if its dead or not
So if she were to sneak a shot of AIDS blood into your raw asshole, you'd be okay with that?
You're going to get divorced eventually if you're still trying to think of ways around this.
Just get a fucking jump start and do it.
wrong person lol