I need advice, Yea Forumsos. all my favorite prostitutes in my area are out of town for who knows how long...

I need advice, Yea Forumsos. all my favorite prostitutes in my area are out of town for who knows how long. and right now I have money to burn and a boner to satisfy. what do?

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Faggot

not gay, tho

Does out of town mean jail? Lol.

Also I’d like to breed OP pic girl.

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Other towns?

Jerk off and save your money, idiot.

literally mean out of town. well at least the 2 I like the most. one is visiting her family and the other still thinks she can be a legit actress and is doing some bullshit audition

nah... not driving 1 hour, or 2, to bang some hooker I don't even know

If you’re in Europe just go to your neighborhood brothel.

If the USA then go get shot.

You can feed the poor

Hmmm. Care to describe them? Got any pics? What makes those two your favorites?

I already volunteer

Get a fleshlight. Or go to the beach.

I like them fat. they're both fat. one is super blond, almost platinum, natural tho. light blue eyes. huge tits. she has the softest ass I've ever fucked. by that I mean my dick slides in with little to no effort. I like that. the second is dark blond, almost brown, hazel eyes, smallish tits, but has the deepest throat and is bit submissive too. she'll let me gag her without a complaint. what makes them my favorites is their personality. they're super happy, or optimistic, and talkative. they're overall amazingly friendly a lovable people. we talk a lot and joke during our dates

That’s kinda cool, actually. I have very similar tastes. Do you use protection with them?

I had a curved blonde fwb that I knew and she developed a cum fetish. Every now and then we would go bareback and she would orgasm like crazy because we both agreed bareback was bad since she wasn’t on the pill. But feeling my bare cock in her made her cum harder than anything else.

Both left at the same time? Sure they're not just getting the fuck away from you?

the one who still dreams of becoming an actress left in may. the other one left last week. but they said they'll be back by october

of course I use protection. I'm not stupid. I'll have them blow me with no condom, tho. but actually sticking it in. although more than once I had the urge to go in raw and maybe try to get one of them pregnant

What would you do if you knocked one up?

I used to live overseas and I would intentionally try to breed any girl I would sleep with who couldn’t immediately track me down. Girls on vacation and whatnot were my favorites. Especially if they had a boyfriend or husband back home...

raise the kid, if they decided to keep it

LOL
Same... I worked at a resort, and took pleasure in raw dogging wives that slipped away from their husbands, or the occasional bachelorette party.
Something about being on vacation out of town makes women willing to be massive sluts.

I quit to start an actual career, but I stayed probably a year longer than I should have, just to keep knocking up whores and cuckolding their sad husbands.

The actress one probably won’t. Especially if she went to LA or New York. She’ll spend the rest of her life out there trying to land a gig and being strung along by producers.

How did you meet them? What are the rates, etc.

Well that’s good of you.

Lol, nice. I crossed paths with a bachelorette party once on a weekend in Vegas. Got to fuck the bride and one of the bridesmaids. Came in both of them, shit was fun.

Yeah idk what it is but I think it’s something about them not worrying about you telling on them back home. Having no connections to them or their home lives allows them to cut loose and go wild.

Care to greentext some adventures?

she will. not her first time trying to make it as an actress.

met them on the internet, CL. I don't go for street walkers. tried a few, but most were completely shit people, personality-wise. not ashamed to admit that personality can be a complete boner killer for me. those 2 stood-out from the others like a sore thumb but in a very good way. as for rates, because I'm a good regular client, they allowed me some perks. $200 one hour ( but 1 hour in this case normally means 1 and half, or sometimes even 2 ), or $500 an overnight

Not bad. And I get that about personality. I used to shack up with the Russian hookers overseas and they’re fucking awful people. One time I found a cute blonde one who let me smash it raw and let me cum inside her. That was a great night,