Tell me your darkest secrets, fag!

Tell me your darkest secrets, fag!
Let´s start a cool one, no larperfaggots please.
I have a few secrets, so i get it started.

I work as a male Escort for 15 years now. i make up to 3000-4000€ per month besides my normal Job. It`s really easy going and i only do stuff i like. Today ,after my shift, i got my dick sucked while watching hetero porn.... 2h for 200€.

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Boring.

not for me

How do you find your clients? How do you prevent disease and how often are you tested? What services do you offer?

Where do you live ?

It seems in the euro zone

I like to cross dress in public

I am Spartacus

Yeah, I know you

Actually interesting. I would like to hear more of that. Do your closest know that you work as an escort ? Also when did you do start, and why ?
I would also like to know if you have a family and if they are ok with it ?

I broke the sugar bowl

My gf has been away for the past week on holiday with her friend, I've been hooking up with men in that time and I've loved it.

i find them online on GR.
i take prep and always use condoms. i get tested every 6 month on everything. Never had a std.
I offe only active service. that means fucking, getting dick sucked, some bdsm stuff and real escort jobs.
i have clients that only want to talk while eating

germany

She knows. She has a cam hidden to check on you. What do you think shes going right now... banging many guys.

I solicit 10/10 girls on IG for their dirty thongs.

i killed my gf's cat - on purpose and with malice
then, after a few days, I helped her make 'lost cat' posters and post them around town
i told her that it would 'probably come back on it's own'
i comforted her when nobody called and the thing didn't come back on it's own... obviously

now, about a year down the line, life is much better, and a lot quieter, and I never have to clean cat shit/piss out of my shoes

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times and it was honestly pretty fun

Go on cam chat sites to fap with questionably aged girls

Did you make sure she washed properly

Tricks on you, they are actual guys...

I imagined the way you said hetero like the way Arnold does in Total Recall...like a retard

If she knows then I won't be overly upset, and if she wants to get banged by other guys then fair play to her, I really on't care

Well I actually did all the washing

Nope

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My younger sister has started inviting boys round more than usual lately and it can get very loud when they think they're home alone.

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Didn't you need a bath too?

Have fun with your stds

What is real escort jobs mean?

I’ve done a little of this, myself. But worried about disease and safety. How do you be safe so you don’t wind up in a serial killer’s basement? Where do you put yourself on the gay-straight spectrum?

You give up your ass or fuck theirs? You the dom or sub in bdsm? Age / body type / cock size?

no one of my gfamily and friends has a clue. I started when i was 16/17. I always was jealous that girls can earn money with sex. Turned me on af, don`t knowe how to describe it better.
So one day i visited a porn theater near my city. and there was a young dude called Rüdiger. I will never forget that. He asked me if he can blow my dick for 50€. Was common in this theater, but not to me sionce this day. Ca. 1,5/2 years later i made a online profile and have the same till today. I only get my clients there. Some io have for 15 years now.
i have a really good family. They took really good care of me and my younger siblings. They gave us all opportunities. I visited a good school. You woukld never think that i fuck male throats for cash. I also have a few female customers. Mostly wifes of male customers wich book me alone also.

Thanks, I play safe, get checked every few months anyway, so far so lucky

Me and the neighbours daughter used to mess around with each other all the time. Once we found porno magazines in the woods and we copied the pictures. We must have been about 6 or 7

I remember she was fascinated by my foreskin.

i like u u asshole

I cheated on my girlfriend with her 12 years old sister. 0 regrets.

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Needs more cowbell

Get this fuckin autistic shit outta here

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I've been hooking up with older men since I was 11, no STDs caught.

By “cheated” do you mean you played Monopoly™ with her?

I fucked my housemate while she was asleep and got her pregnant

Banker always wins

Thanx for the answer, so the thing is I am absolutely straight. Do you think if I am up to some extra money it would work for me as well ? My dick is 17/18cm so absolute average, but I am a Tall man. Sporty but not ripped neither fat. Btw German as well.

Used my moms vibrator from a young age.
Got diddled by my P.E teacher, ended up liking it.

Never told anyone, no one knows except you fuckers.

One of the best times having sex was being used by a male friend after having lost my wallet. I was angry and annoyed and somehow we ended up in the shower and he just bend me over and fucked me till he came, using spit for lube. No rubber, I was in a relation with someone else, he was known for sleeping around (STD risk) and it was so fucking stupid but it was one of the hottest things ever. After that I was so relaxed, the loss of my wallet was suddenly a minor inconvenience, after all it was only 10er lost and some cards I had to block and request again. Bisexual fag here.

>be me
>21 years old
>have 20yo girlfriend
>we love each other
>spend a lot of time
>she refuses sex with me bcs after marriage
>we had a fight over it
>her sister overheard
>my gf left angrily going to her friend
>curvy, cute 12yo girl approaches me
>user, if you really need it you can do it with me
>femanon what are you talking about?
>finds out my gf sister has a crush on me
>i strip her
>she has a cute but sexy butt
>pulls panties
>bald, perfect loli pussy
>i started licking
>she moans
>eventually she sits on me and awkwardly tries to insert
>we have a slow sex with her clenching her teeth
>hey, is everything okay?
>she nodded with a huge blush

Cont?

Good shit my dude

She needed help because she couldn't physically do it herself at the time due to injuries

What do you mean diddled? How did that happen? Need the story.

> - Mom, I've been raped in prison !
> - I know, your father takes monopoly much too seriously

By "real escort jobs" i mean things like going for dinner, holidays and stuff besides sex.

When i have a bad feeling about a customer i don`t meet them. Most of my clients i know for a long time now. There are not much new customers. Plus I´m not a small guy whon walks confident. There are easier targets than me, i think.

Gay-straight spectrum? Nice question. Normaly i don`t think about shit like this. I do what i want and need no label for me or others. But if you hold a gun against my head i woukd say I´m totally hetero. I like how women smell and look and behave and everythging about women. I´m so hetero that I can fuck a man´s ass or throat instead of jerking off. You know what i mean? I´m not attracted to men, but I´m not disgusted by them. Men are only for cumming and much of them are great cocksuckers.
I´m only top. My ass stays virgin.

I´m 35 now, !,86m at 86kg, i would say atheltic, cock is about 24cm

just continue faggot

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Fuckin continue

Diddled as in had a sexual relationship with me. I supposed I could've used the word 'fucked' instead.

Basically I was kind of a teachers pet as a kid. My parents were assholes so I sought approval elsewhere.
P.E teacher recognized that and started with giving me hugs that lasted a bit longer for each time. After a while he started telling me how good I was for helping him clean up after class and gripping my butt.
After a while that evolved into oral, and then into actual sex. It hurt the first few times but he was gentle and really cared for me, ended up liking it a lot both from an emotional perspective and physical.

It happened over the timespan of 1.5 years so it's a bit hard to greentext. Can basically only greentext certain scenarios.

Go on

Why won't this girl reveal her face? Was she scarred in a train explosion?

Something in me died when I didn't just started talking to that girl with beautiful brown hair

I don`t know if you coukld do that. My prefernce is female. But i never thought bad about faggots, waqs always okay for me.
If it`s the same for you the go on and try it.
My secrets that the customers come back are
1. i have a big cock 24cm in the gay scene most of the fags are happy about that
butr 2. is more important i think. I offe like girlfriendsex (that`s how the hetero escort scene calls it.) that means i give them the feeling that i´m her buddy/friend whatever. Even if i whipp their backs or fuck their throats hatefuckstyle.
Know what i mean?
And if you want to earn good u need some premium clients that come back always

Well, sorry to break your beleives, but she won't reveal her face because it's always the same picture.

Also, OP is different OP on each thread, sorry for the revelation.

Larp. Crazy narratives waiting around for the right thread to appear. Don't buy it.

Moved in with my bestmates when I was younger because my family was fucked, his family have adopted me into theirs and now a few years along the track his little sister is hot as fuck and we've been fooling around, might smash soon

lol

lol, i can give you my escort profile

>i have my first time with a minor and I feel nice
>she holds my body tight
>my dick goes halfway at least
>i asked if she can try deeper
>she moaned looking hesitantly
>she nodded and started pushing her hips against mine
>feels heaven but she screams
>tears up to her face
>blood flows from her puss
>oh shit
>i'm sorry I didn't want to hurt you
>she kisses my nose and asks to just continue
>I'm already close so I moved my hips a bit quicker and squished my hands
>fuuuck
>uber god tier orgasm
>never shoot so much sperm
>her pussy pulses as she got an orgasms herself
>she twitches her little legs
>i kissed her on the lips
>tfw I'm a pedo now
>realized I made a huge mistake
>i decided to buy her a pregnancy test
>thank god negative
>girlfriend comes back in the evening
>i play console with her sister.
>my gf says she's sorry she overreacted and want to apologize
>i feel like shit
>gf goes upstairs
>her sis sitting next to me whispers she's still leaking rubbing her hand against her crotch
>since that day i somewhat got along with my gf but her sis got all flirty with me when she didn't look. Sometimes I got a bj from her when my gf was away. Sometimes I licked her pussy.

Basically I was with my gf and filled my sexual needs with her kid sister

Stfu you lying neet..

I have a girlfriend that cares about me

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I'd ask which sites but i don't need that in my life

wich sites?

You know how i know you are gay.....

Rofl. 24 cm. You had to blow the lie this obviously. Keep fantasizing about male cocks.

Forced my 16yo step daughter into a sexual relationship that lasted about year and a half.

Her mom and I divorces 8 months after we started. We kept it up until she had to go to rehab for drugs.

She retarded or something?

kill yourself

See

24 cm, so 9.5 inches really? I consider myself above average at 7.5 inches, are you exaggerating a little? People do that all the time with penis size, you measuring with the ruler an inch deep in your flesh or something?

And you always use condom no matter what? Or lose it for regulars.

I have a gf and she is wonderful but fat and a shit career that doesn’t pay. I’m thinking about dumping her so I can do this type of escort work. I’ve also had gay dude come over and suck me off while I watch porn and smoke weed, and I’ve been thinking about those amazing experiences ever since. I consider myself straight too but two hour amazing blowjob while watching porn is hard to beat.

I dunno suppose I’m rambling. I could see myself doing all you described. Do you think it is viable in other places, and do you have any more advice?

Regular premium clients make sense, finding them is just persistence and patience I imagine but again tips appreciated

do you think all 20cmplus men are doing porn? or are they cgi? loled hard on you my little friend.

You should post a pic of this alleged 10 inch dick cause it’s a little hard to believe

The only secret i have is that whenever i get in an argument with a euro on here I pretend to be a muslim (I'm actually a mutt) and they never have the balls to reply back to me.

I was clinically dead for 2-3 minutes and when it comes up in conversation and people ask what I experienced I usually tell them what I think they want to hear, depending on the person.

hot

goddamn so fucking jelly.

I´m not exaggerating. i know how to measure a cock.
i have a client who makes sexparties on a regular base. there are other escorts. sometimes there is a 2,10m dude with a 35 cm cock, thickl as a pringles roll.
I have seen a lot of big dicks. some friends of me have dicks around 20cm too. It`s not so special as you may think.

always condom, no matter what. except for bj`s.
there you can catch std`s too. but mostly the people who have the mouth tripper are drugaddicts or smelly dirty people. try to her on your bauchgefühl. Always works great for me. Never got an std.

I have a gf sine 3,5 years now. she got no clue. A gf makles it a bit difficult, but not impossible.

this still ongoing? how old is she now?

Try to get on your bauxhgefuhl

What?

here we go, it`a pic i use in my escort profile

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That’s a common German phrase for
Listen to your heart but with your stomach

Yeah pretty fake if you ask me

gut instinct

When I was young, my mother worked the overnight shift and I would be left alone with her boyfriend while she was at work.
For almost 4 years he molested me whenever we were alone. He wasn’t a nice man and I hated what he did to me.

thnx

Greentext

sorry, replied the pic to the wrong fag

My wife doesnt know that im bi and will hook up once and a while with a guy to swap head

My secret is I'm dexing today on my day off.

Doing whole greentexts is a pain but I will answer any questions.

m or f?

Jesus man wtf? That's stupid as fuck if it was just a nuisance to you. Seek help

Female

Mexicana wife, Several days ago I left my wife's images open on the computer while I was with a friend at home. I told him that if he wanted to put music on the computer and I saw how he saw them and he was well excited hahaha

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has your mommy big tits? like those comfy hanging fatbag titties?

what in detail did he do to you?

where there zhiongs that he did you actually liked?

is your sexlife today impressed by the things he did to you?

did you ever wank your pussy while thinking of some of the shiut he did to you?

describe youself please, age; hair, big or small tits, trimmed or hairy?

No her boobs weren’t very big but she wasn’t flat either. Probably about like mine 34b

Why didn't you just give it away or take it to the pound you fucking sicko!? You need help

>be a male nurse in a large hospital in a major city for about 15 yrs
>over the years, I've sexually molested and flat out raped countless women and men who were in induced comas or too drugged to be aware

>did you ever wank your pussy

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what did you do to them in detail?

you made pics of that?

sounds really hot, please tell more. I´m waiting here with my dick in my hand

>what in detail did he do to you?
It started with him making me suck him off which was really disgusting. When I got a little older he started fucking my ass. He never fucked my vagina.


>where there zhiongs that he did you actually liked?
No, I didn’t like anything that he did to me or made me do to him at the time.

>is your sexlife today impressed by the things he did to you?
Yeah, even though I really hated what he did to me at the time, today I get off thinking about it. I describe what he did to me to my boyfriend, it makes us both horny and we re-enact it.

>did you ever wank your pussy while thinking of some of the shiut he did to you?
Not really

>describe youself please, age; hair, big or small tits, trimmed or hairy? You mean now?

now and then please

did he have a big dick?

what did he say to you during the action?

When we were 16 my friend and I found a lost kid at a theme park. He took her to handicapped bathroom and I stood guard. Then we fled. Never heard anything more about it.

Greentext this shit

Thats like 19cm at best. Your dick is like half of rocco's, and he's 7inches.

>males in a vegetative state can still achieve erections and ejaculate even with no consciousness. Whenever I get a patient like that with a really nice cock, I will jerk and suck him until he cums.
>cant count the number of tits I've massaged and sucked on or the pussies I've played with and eaten.
>keep a box of condoms hidden in my locker for when I get a hot as balls patient. I put on gloves, roll them on their side on the bed, lube up their pussies and sometimes assholes, get hard, put on condom, and easily slide into them. Fuck them until I cum, clean them up, and drop the used condom and gloves in the biohazard bag that gets tossed into the incinerator every night.

I never rescued the Dog from the bear trap in RE4

Sounds hot.

Youngest and oldest?

Do you live in Bolivia?

I wasn’t in the bathroom, so I don’t have a ton of detail. She was looking at the same map as us and asked if we knew how to get someplace. Friend told her “sure”, and she followed us. We passed a freestanding family bathroom and no one was around, so he nodded to me and led her inside. Stood there for 15 mins (felt like an hour) until he came out. He left her inside and we slipped into the crowd and headed for the exit.

>now and then please
Now I’m a little over 5 foot with shoulder length brown hair, 34b boobs and I’m shaved.
When it started I had the same hair but no boobs and no hair that needed to be shaved, and I was a little under 4 feet tall.

>did he have a big dick?
It seemed like it was pretty big to me but I was pretty small. It would always make me gag when it was in my mouth and it really hurt when he put it in my ass.

>what did he say to you during the action?
There were a lot of things he would say. He would tell me that I was a good girl or that I was taking it just like a big girl, it would depend on what he was doing to me at the time. If I was sucking him off, when was coming he would usually say that’s a good girl take my come in your mouth T——

lol, when you say so.
but the size of my cock was not the topic, so....

germany

>A year ago a 17-year-old cousin went to a party near my house
>She came to the House at 4 in the morning.
> of how drunk he is, he enters my room, thinking that he had to sleep.
>Turn on the light and begin to change being completely naked.
>Just wear a thin dress with nothing down.
>I start to masturbate and she doesn't see me for being completely drunk
>He lies on my bed, the dress goes up and his buttocks are a few centimeters from my cock
>Of the best nights

>youngest was 16. She'd been in an mva. Checked to see if her hymen was intact first. It wasn't, so I fucked her.
>oldest was this milfy 54 yr old. She had great fake tits.

i´m sitiing here and jerking off to the details about you rape. Is this turning you on?

you're a real piece of shit if true user

A group of chav girls were hanging around in the alleyway by the back of my house. When I walked through there they asked me to go in the shop to get them cheap cider.

Asked them what I would get. The chubby one in the group says she will get her tits out.

Think fuck it. Get them the cider. True to form she whips out these massive tits for such a young girl. Puffy pink nipples. I give em a squeeze and with the other hand whip my dick out and start jacking it.

The others in the group are giggling and staring at me. I stand back from the girl with tits out and nut a stream of warm baby gravy across the floor, some lands on tit girls shoe.

We all thank each other and go separate ways.

Seen her around again, might ask her to fuck

what the fuck am I reading? are you high?

Meh, I used to feel guilty but I’m over it. It’s not like I was really enabling. The door had a lock.

> Is this turning you on?
It’s not really turning me on right now but I don’t mind telling you about it.
My boyfriend gets rock hard when I tell him about what happened and we have some intense sex sessions. He’s sort of a perv but he makes me come hard.

>he
>she
Is your cousin genderfluid or something?

please tell us your bf`s favourite story. a story that gets him (and us) rockhard

you have my dreamjoib mate

Describe 16 in more detail

Why not just tell them the truth?

I welded two city buses together and buried them on my farm. I built the insides of them to look like an alien space ship used alot of ky jelly and fiberglass etc. Every so often i go into town and drug someone up at the bar if i can get them to leave alone before they pass out I take them to my spaceship where i strap them down and dress up as an alien and do all sorts of weird shit, then i drug them up again and leave them in a field outside of town. im also female

>please tell us your bf`s favourite story
I honestly don’t know what would be his favorite, this went on from when I had just turned 7 until I was almost 11.
For the first year and a half I only sucked him off and I had to do it a lot.
After I was like 8 and a half he started fucking me in the ass which was his new favorite thing for a while.
I’ll tell you anything that you want me to tell you about, but there aren’t any stories about me enjoying it.

My darkest secret is that I’m a cuck. Wish there was a cuck thread to post in

this is some mr. miagi shit right here. excellent, fag

I want a fem trap to wear my gfs panties and fuck my gf in front of me, I have no idea why.

kik - hxhgs

hit me up, share your gf, chat with me

it`s okay. I want to hear what you didn`t like too. I´m diamonds

I have a similar issue, my GFs 14yo sister loves me and cuddles me when she spends the night. She has since we've been together for 5 years now. It was always very platonic and plain child needing to feel secured by being held. For the last two years she has been really a lot more affectionate.

There's nothing. Only black. I know, it happened to my girlfriend at the time

O used to have a GSD that I had for 14years. He died when I was 22. During HSchool I will let him fuck me in the ass and I tried giving him oral but it tasted top gross. I would post of beast forum and lurk Clist to find someone to share him with. I never found anyone a couple slamm pigs started to talk to me but didn't want to go through with it. Until one awesome day I was at a party and I was 20 (two years out of HS and I was a popular but fat kid so I go no play from a single girl) the party was of my friends younger brother who was a senior at the school we graduated from. We would party with them often. This really hot girl who was a senior there as well, for some reason they all got on the topic of crazy thing son the internet. She brings up Yea Forums and all the dude Bros and Chads either didn't know or never visited because they were scared. So we got off topic. Shortly later I approached her, (like I said I was a cool fat kid, but not fuckable through all HS) so she would talk to me many times before about random BS. So I bring up 4ch to her and she starts going off on how enthralled she was with it, that everything is posted on there and how open people are, and also crazy. So pretty weirdly she end with there's even people who posted and spoke about beastiality. She didn't seem super disgusted by it, so after a little bit I asked her if she would want to act out a secret fantasy of hers and fuck my dog, I showed her my beautiful GSD. She was like woah and I could tell she wasn't sure but thought it was cool of me asking. I told her I didn't want anything from her sexually just to watch and help, and that I would never tell anyone and she can do it as often as she liked. She gave me her number and after the party we texted all night, she eventually came over and from there on she would visit a handful of time more before graduating. Man it was fun times, I miss my dog so much he was a great companion.

how old is she
how old were you?
how old they were?

Me and my best female friend have been having sex with each other since we were 12 we would do it basically when ever we were together and I've secretly loved her for years but we're both 22 now and shes in a relationship and the last time we saw each other she told me shes in love with her boyfreind and she cant do this anymore and it's breaking my heart I feel like I've lost my soulmate I really want to anhero but I'm too much of a pussy

hot
greentext on first sex?

How old was the girl?

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Probably 7 or 8

Gotta be careful with that. I used to work a job at a community theater and had dozens of young teens and preteens who would hang about and want to spend time with me while I worked. (I was 19-21.)

There were a couple times that I let the hugs go too long, or didn’t pull away when they tried to kiss me. Let’s just say my spank bank was good and full for a long time...

Jesus. Did he ever let on as to what he did? You guys must’ve talked about it. How old were you guys?

What did she look like?

has she like cried or something?

>it`s okay. I want to hear what you didn`t like too
The first time that I sucked him off was bad for me. I didn’t know anything about sex at all, I mean I was just out of second grade and had just turned 7. He came into my room wearing his bathrobe while I was getting ready for bed and told me not to put on my nightgown yet because I had to do something for him. I wasn’t worried about being in just my panties in front of him because he’d seen me like that plenty of times.
He sat down on the edge of my bed and had me stand between his legs, then he pushed down on my shoulders and told me to kneel down.
I had no clue about what was going to happen when he flipped open his robe and I was speechless when I saw his cock which was already hard.
“You’re gonna have to suck this for me and help me to relieve some stress” he said. I didn’t scream or try to get away, I was just stunned and also he was the one that would spank me if I misbehaved so I was used to doing whatever he said.
He held his cock in one hand and cupped the back of my head with the other. He pulled my face in to his crotch and told me to open my mouth, I just did what he said.
I started gagging when he pushed himself into mouth and told me what a good girl I was. I couldn’t really give him a good blow job because his cock was too big for my mouth and I had no idea what I was supposed to be doing.
That first time he basically had me holding the head of his cock in my mouth while he jerked off.
He told me that I was doing okay for my first time and that he was going to have me practice until I was really good at sucking him off.
I’m not sure how long it took but it probably seemed longer than it really was.
When he came in my mouth, some of it shot right down my throat and when he pulled his cock out of my mouth, I retched and gagged, spitting out what I hadn’t swallowed. After that he made sure that I learned to swallow his entire load.

We were rising HS juniors. We didn’t talk about it a whole lot. He did say he couldn’t get it inside her so he got “creative”. I don’t know much more than that.

White, blonde, very skinny. That’s about all I remember

>how old were you?
I was 7 when he began abusing me.

Lol I remember high school. Youngest I ever had was 11 when I was 13. Other than that I had a 12 year old in a park when I was 16. Oh to be young again...

around 3 years ago, when i was single, i started to talk to guys cuss i wanted to fk them, i found a guy who lived near me, so near, i could go walking to his home from mine, he had 17, i had 20, it was a ugly fat dude, and i tought that i was to fuck his ass, but i ended up sucking his short cock and letting him fuck me, in a strange way, i enjoyed that

were you sexual active by yourself to this time?

besides your uncle, what was the first dich you sucked/fucked? what age? with who? did you enjoy it?

Is it possible for you to get in touch with him again and ask for the full story?
I'm rock hard.

>I had a 12 year old in a park when I was 16.
fucking how?
have you pumped her with cum?
>was 11 when I was 13
again how?

STFU it's my larp I'll larp what I want

>were you sexual active
I was just out of 2nd grade, I wasn’t active.
>what was the first dich you sucked/fucked?
The one I just wrote about.
>what age? with who? did you enjoy it?
I was 7 years old and it was my moms boyfriend. I didn’t enjoy anything that he did to me.

We met in the park, she was brunette with a pony tail, about 4 1/2 feet tall and petite af. We flirted and had a wooded area nearby. As soon as she made the fuck me eyes I took her hand and led her into the woods. We fucked missionary and I blew my load inside her.

The 11 year old was a neighbor of mine. I had a “secret fort” in the woods near our houses and she wanted to see it. While she was there we flirted and then fucked. Again, came inside her.

>The one I just wrote about.
>>besides your uncle
so it was the only dick you've sucked?

After a night of clubbing I came across a woman crying in the ally. I asked her why she was crying and she claimed she was gang raped by a couple of black guys. I saw that she was dressed like a slut so I told her she got what she voted for and kept walking. I was so edgy back then. I really regret not helping her.

I have sucked a couple of black teen at the afternoon activities project I'm involved in

We’re not as close now we’re far apart at different colleges. Wish I could help, but the only other details I know are that he kept her underwear (he showed me), he got two fingers in, she didn’t struggle and he left her naked so she couldn’t run straight out when he left.

>The one I just wrote about.
>besides your uncle
>so it was the only dick you've sucked?
I didn’t have an uncle, it was my moms boyfriend and he was the only man that I sucked off back then but I had to suck him off a lot.

>thick little brunette. About 5'4, 130 lbs
>had a bad head injury, so not sure what she really looked like, but had C size fat tits
>pussy a little hairy, but trimmed
>would roll her on her side with her back to me, pull her to edge of the bed, and lower her bed so I could stand behind her and fuck her while standing up
>first time I fucked her I was so worked up I only lasted about 45 seconds
>she was there a week before being transferred to a long term care facility. Fucked her on all three of my shifts that week.

That cunt is absolutely cavernous.

do you remember how big your dick was? both at 13 and 16?
which one was better?
have you shagged them more times?
what have they done with cum?

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

Pic related is a recent picture of her.

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more?

I support you for doing this. Just don't have kids. They get a LOT more annoying than cats and the police will get involved if you use this same method to solve the problem.

I am a middle school teacher who faps to his students all the time. When students leave their belongings in the room, I go through their stuff, find cell phones, hack into them (passwords are usually bdays, which I have access to), and look for wins. When I find them I take a picture with my phone and have fapping material for weeks.

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Are you jerking it to these stories you're making up?

Vore and /ss/ fetishes

Took advantage of my passed out sister

>When I got a little older he started fucking my ass
How old?
Did he just bend you over and shove it in, used lube and his fingers?
How loud was the pop when he pulled out of you?

I am the one who broke the microwave in '87. Sry mom.

Anyone else jerked off to the sound of parents fucking?

How much win do they usually contain?

Did you send him to live with Bubba?

Every night that my sister arrives drunk at home I go to her room and masturbate and I come on her buttocks or tits

jope, me. i also found porn pics and a few clips. jerk off material for years.

Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.

I've found a few full nudes. like mirror type selfies. A lot of bra/underwear stuff.
Found a girl who is pretty cute on the toilet. For whatever reason that got me really hard.

Work at a summer camp and fuck the girls

>or didn’t pull away when they tried to kiss me
No laws broken for a kiss. Unless you grab a handful of ass.

No you don't

Girls on the shitter are better than glitter

I cup girls butts in full trains

>Checked to see if her hymen was intact
Sure brah. Nice fairytale.

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I do tho

No haha

ever get in any trouble? or go further than just cupping the butt?

That reminds me of something..


In 8th grade (13/14 yrs), a teacher recorded us making speeches in front of the class. When he played it back for us the next day, the video started out with a long, steady zoom on the chest of one of the girls. It was super awkward and no one said anything about it.

Me and one of my best friends plus his girlfriend were having out near my house. I live near the seaside and have a small harbour here too.
We were drinking and going swimming late at night and my friend got annoyed and told his girlfriend not to go swimming. But she and me did. He got pissed off and left. Decided to walk home (several hours of walking).
We stayed and decided to keep swimming and both intoxicated.
We ended up hugging and kissing each other. I have girlfriend too who had stayed home and we went back to our place (me and the other girl) and just laid in the back of the house all quiet while making out and feeling each other.
She has an incredible body and unbelievable ass. The kind of girl you would do anything to eat her pussy out.
We stopped after awhile and went to sleep separately.

>How old?
I was like 8 years old and a few months
>Did he just bend you over and shove it in, used lube and his fingers?
My mom had an alcohol problem and went into rehab for a month. The first night that she was gone her boyfriend came into my room and made me suck him off, and swallow his come, but then he had me keep sucking him until he was hard again.
He hiked up my nightgown and pulled down my panties, then he stacked my pillows on the edge of the bed and pushed me face down over them so my ass was stuck up in the air. He spread something greasy on my asshole and pushed his finger into my asshole I guess to loosen it up.
After a few minutes he pulled his finger out and then leaned over me and put his hand in the middle of my back pinning me down pushed his cock against my asshole. I felt like my ass was on fire as he worked his cock around pressing it against my asshole stretching me open. He kept telling me to “shush T——“, and to “just relax sweetie and it would be easier for you”. Then he shoved harder and the head of his cock popped into my asshole and I started really crying, so I’m not sure what else he said.
I don’t know how much of his cock he got in me that first time but it felt like a lot and he seemed to go on fucking me for a while.
>How loud was the pop when he pulled out of you?
I was still crying so I felt it pop out of my asshole but I didn’t hear it.

No. Got noticed sometimes and always got away with saying sorry and taking my hand away. Usually don't do more, I've once slipped my fingers in a black girls crack a little since she was wearing really soft leggings and backed into my hand

story??

i can suck myself off, and i swallow every time.

>So how did the first ass fuck go?
I just answered that in my previous post.
I was laying face down on the edge of my bed with my legs hung over the edge and a stack of pillows under my hips to elevate my ass and put it at a comfortable height for moms boyfriend.

what kind of injuries? how did she handle it?

That's called self rape user. Unless you're lying. Which you are.

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you gave a lot of paperwork to an FBI guy now.

holy shit, any notable patients? you ever get close to being caught??

I'm straight, but I like the feeling of things sliding in and out of my anus. I'm OK if it's a finger, a dildo, or a dick. No homo.

I sucked the cum out of a 13 year old's dick once.

(I was the same age though, so no pedo)

its easier than you think. walking around at work all day and a hot shower, i can easily tuck my legs behind my head

greentext!

good job man. i kicked my ex's cat from across the room once. these faggots will never understand the relief.

if this is true, and you are creating an electronic paper trail by taking pics for your iphone, you are straight up retarded

>or go further
One time a teenage girl wearing a skirt with no panties backed into my erect penis. I said "pardon me kind lady, but your flower has encroached on my dong." She blushed and walked away.

Me too. I can make myself cum using just my mouth. Feels good man. I don't always swallow though. The regret is real.

One "bad" side effect of selfing myself is it's conditioned me to enjoy sucking dick. Having a throbbing cock in your mouth is quite the experience.

i've been homeless, im pretty sure im schizophrenic. i masturbate in semi-private areas and expose myself. the first time was to my roomate and she would watch or listen through the door. the second time was with my 15 y/o family friend who later gave me a handjob. ive done it to a bunch of girls and almost all of them liked it. never been in trouble about it.

And that's when I nut.
How long did he keep fucking you?
When did he stop?
What happened to him? Your mom? Did she find out?
Do you still enjoy bj/anal?
Do you have a gag reflex at all?
Did he make you deepthroat him once you got big enough to take him all?
Did you ever puke on him?

>be me
>chatting to girl about darkest fetishes
>i tell her im a necrophile
>she says holy shit
>meet and have rough sex, get really wild
>consensually cut off a bit of her ass and we eat it
>it honestly just tastes like good meat, was expecting something crazy good but it was mostly the taboo that made it so good
>stitch her up, have more sex and get nuclear levels of hard at how much pain she's in
>meet again next week, her ass has blood poisoning marks
>tell her to go to the doctors
>"no user, i want you to snuff me"
>bonertown.jpg
>she rides me cowgirl and i slit her throat
>takes longer than i expected for her to bleed out, so i slice more
>she's gargling and bleeding everywhere, wide eyes but still rubbing her clit
>she ded, necrophilia time
>cut her head off and try to fuck neck
>accidentally pokes dick with spine and give dick a papercut
>is this karma
>keep her a few days then bury her in garden

gonna check again in a few years and see if i can take the skull

nothing beats the feeling of your cock pulsating and twitching in your mouth though. it's made me more cock hungry, i know that much

i sucked a man's cock who was twice my age.
i post pics of my ass sometimes online, some of them in my mum's underwear.
i post pics of my friend's cousin online for the past 2 years.
i want my gf to cuck me for a black guy.
i cheat on my gf with my old online friends on snapchat.

Yeah, but it's quite a gay feeling to slurp on your own cock and to eagerly take the cumshot.

I don't do it much anymore.

I post pics of my wife changing and fap to the comments.

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She’s sexy, where do you post at I want to see more ;)

Post her soles/feet!

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Nicolas

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>And that's when I nut.
>How long did he keep fucking you?
Until I was in 5th grade (10)
>When did he stop?
When him and my mom split up.
>What happened to him? Your mom? Did she find out? I think that he died of a heart attack a few years ago. My moms also dead from alcoholic cirrhosis. I think that she might have been willfully blind to it.
>Do you still enjoy bj/anal?
I do with my current boyfriend but it’s complicated.
>Do you have a gag reflex at all?
I have a pretty bad gag reflex.
>Did he make you deepthroat him once you got big enough to take him all?
He was too big for me to deep throat him but one of his favorite things was to choke me with his cock and make me gag on. He was usually pretty rough with me when I had to suck him off and he managed to get just the tip of his cockhead into the opening of my throat during most blow jobs, but that was as far as he could push in.
>Did you ever puke on him?
I retched, gagged and drooled but never really puked. I did gag out some of his come from my first time sucking him off but he was pissed and he made sure that I learned how to swallow his whole load every time.

Would love to peel those panties off ;) want to share outside of the thread? Got kik or wickr?

Fuck yeah. What would u do to her first? Don't havethose

greentext first time

Front view

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More details??

I record my best friends wife changing and fap to it immediately

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post feet

I want to fuck my Mother in law. She is a hot 50yo divorced woman. What should i do?

I tear the tag off of mattresses on display in mattress stores in NYC. They have them plastic wrapped and ready for pickup, but I tear it off in the plastic.
That is how you screw the jew.

My mom had sex with what I thought were my friends back then. We had a huge birthday party in our house and I could see through her window from my rooms balcony. A couple of other friends who were with me saw it too. Basically ended in a huge fight.

you're in luck. I also record her feet when i can

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i browse Yea Forums hoping my wifes ex posts her photos one day

do it yourself, pretend to be him

have her nudes but want nudes that were for him before i was around. if that makes sense?

Oh hey Buck!

I went to a medical themed kink event one time with my wife. My wife was someone's sexy nurse for the evening while I jacked off with a few other guys into a funnel that was attached to a tube in a woman's urethra. Afterwards she peed cum.

I want to believe this. Funniest time you "abducted" someone?

Ok

That i have a learning disablity on doing simple human things

>fwb has narcolepsy
>continue fucking even when she's out cold
>sometimes I remove the condom and cream pie her too

I was molested by my neighbour (6 years older than me). He blackmailed me into suck his cock. In exchange he let me play games in his computer. 20years later i have cock sucking desires.

No paedo shIt.
I was about 6/7. Winter. Snow. Go to my mum's friends for lunch. Mum chatting so I go out to play. Find bunch of kids a few years older. They ok and we have snowball fight. I gets carried away. I pick up lump of ice, about a cricket ball in size. Throw ice, hard as I can. See in horror as it hits girl right in the mouth. See in horror as her teeth start to come out. See in horror as blood starts to pour. I do honourable thing and run to my mum's friends house and hide.

Fast forward 15 years. I work in a place. Woman works there. She has fucked up teeth. She is a few years older than me. She is from the street where I threw ice. It's her. I feel guilty as she's a nice person. I do honourable thing and say nothing.
Still feel bad.

Not that interesting but it's true.

My love consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>it’s complicated.
how?

Do it of course.

m or f?

Im a male...

Lol my sophomore year bio teacher took a kids cellphones and emailed nudes pics of a soph girl that he had on it. Idiot forgot to clear the sent folder. Cops came and he was arrested, sucks because he had a wife and two kids from 3 and 6 crazy

Did you always swallow?

Did you ever suck him off multiple times in a day/night?

Did he ever make you suck him in a public place?

I really hated everything that my moms boyfriend did to me and made me do to him. It was always humiliating or painful, or both. But with my current boyfriend we both get turned on talking about my abuse and re-enacting it. I’m not sure why I’m turned on by it now when it was such a nightmare when it was happening and for years afterwards.
Complicated.

Beat up a man, to pay off a loan shark debt... Had to be disconnected, so I was a choice. His whimpering and squeals haunt me to this day. Checked up on him, he was fine, but I still can't get over it years on

how old were you when that started?

Probably because those are your first sexual experiences. Sex feels nice when it's consensual and but it's always going to be linked to those previous experiences.

I got fingered and jacked off by a nurse when I was a kid. Nowadays I love it when my GF fingers me and I watch a lot of pegging porn. You can hate how it happened to you the first time but enjoy doing it again afterwards. Like Rick Sanchez once said "Don't think about it."

7yo...lasted 1 year. He had the first computer in my area, so i went to his house almost every day. He also rubed his cock in my ass a few times (no penetration). His mother was a widow, and worked night shifts...so he was home alone most of the time.

>Did you always swallow?
Almost always, he had a real thing about me taking his come in my mouth and swallowing it. Even when he fucked my ass he would usually pull out and make me finish him with my mouth.
>Did you ever suck him off multiple times in a day/night?
Sometimes like the first time that I sucked him off, I gagged and spit out some of his come. He got angry about it and he gave me a hard spanking and then for like the next week I had to suck him off 2 or 3times a day so I’d learn my lesson about not wasting his come.

>Did he ever make you suck him in a public place?
Not really, but sometimes if mom was around and he wanted me to suck him off, he’d “take for a ride to the store” but we’d stop on a dirt road near us where I would take care of him.

Rapist.

The way the story is sounds fake, but I wonder how many times something like this happens. I have been married to my wife for 6 years and he little sister is 13 now, my wife knows we cuddle every night she spends the night, but nothing more. My wife always is first to sleep, I stay up all night rubbing and massaging her all over and pretty much completely all over except her breast and crotch. She has become way more wanting and affectionate over the years. My problem is I don't want to do anything over the top I always wonder what it would turn out to be like. Is she going to fall in love with me and not be able to be with anyone or will she just chalk it all up and keep it to herself and me forever. We so far have never done anything yet when we swim she practically stays attached to me, and now she started to ask me to go underwater with her, were she like to get really close to my face. Idk what to do, we talk about no longer letting her sleep in bed with us, but she loves to do so and will wine. What do you think user?

Wife was out of town, step daughter came back drunk. What started as me peeping and playing with her, turned into me fucking her awake while she kept asking to stop.

Next morning, when she was sober. She was crying about it. Said she initiated it. She didn't fully believe it, but she couldnt' remember.

From there it was just manipulation. Got to keep it going in sort of black mail sense. Eventually, she would just cave, although she started to like it.

Her being clinically depressed also made it easy.

You were traumatized, just like most people who get molested.

when i was small i used to smear chilli paste on bitches(canine) vaginas and laugh my ass off watching it squirm.in retrospect that was not very nice of me.

>no penetration
like not at all or pratially
was his dick big?
did he cum into mouth?

Big cock, never cumed in my mouth, but cumed on my back once. I didnt know what i was doing, but he said i was very good at sucking, so i kinda liked it.

I just got a superlike from an 18 year old on tinder that looks supiciously younger than 18. Should I go for it? What do to not fuck up b?

I fap to my daughter's socks while smelling them

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I was consistently molested by my older cousin. I am a man, she would babysit me and my brother from ages 3 and up, when I was 4 she was 14. She would bathe us and sometimes we would bath separately, when it was separate she used to say, "now I have to get you really clean, since you have the extra skin down there" she would reach for my dick and start to jack me off. Afterwards she would walk me naked to the laundry room and get me a fresh hot towel from the dryer. She would sit on top of it and ask me what I wanted to know or see. I would always ask to see her tits first then vagina. She would make me finger her and for many years all we did was me finger her, her Jack me off only when in bathtub, I could suck on her tits, she would keep her underwear on and straddle me Missionary and shake around and grind on me. We did only those things for years, until I was 10 and she let me eat her out. She then randomly stopped and never initiated it again. I see her all of the time and now she has 2 daughters a 4yo and 7yo they both love me, I always joke to myself and wonder what they will be like in the future, I'm trying to play my cards right for them to come to me eventually when they are older

long ago, I showed a picture of my d to my sister, and my mother saw me do so

> to my daughter's socks
less than 10, am i right?

12 actually

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nice
does she easily get embarrassed while being semi-nude?
is she starting to hate you for god knows which reason?
have you seen her puss recently ?

I think I saw LS, or someone else. If a next time presents itself I will be a cringelord and shout her name really loud

I want to hold my co-worker down, tear off her clothes and fuck her in front of everyone in the store to show how much of a slut she is

It was maybe two years ago my i was sitting at my brothers house playing gta when he asked me to take my four year old neice and find something to do for the hour so he could be alone with his girl so i asked my neice what should we do she replies McDonald's its one of few words she could pronounce ok i said and a short ride later park my car and pick her up out of her car seat i head immediately to the mens rest room with her in my arms to the handicap stall i placed her down her big pritty eyes stirring up at me and i pulled my pants and boxers down sat down on the toilet and signaled her to come to me when she did like a good little girl i pulled her pants and cute princess pull up and off and picked her up i placed my cock between us with her siting missionary so my came incontact with her clit before i could do anything else she began to hump me it was dry so i spit where my cock met her clit and she began to pick up speed im thinking not her first time by the time that thought cleared my mind i could feel my self about to cum i tried to raise her shirt before i cam but it didn't matter how high i moved the shirt because i cam harder then i ever had before stream after stream blasting past her little tummy and over her disney shirt and on to her face and hair and i almost cam again when she grabbed my clinching hand fulls in each hand as her body tensed up and she began to shake. I didn't know a girl that young could cum.

Not embarrassed at all
She's getting confident

No, but my wife and her have some arguing here and there

Just a few weeks ago on vacation

My aunt (9 years older than me) used to bath me when i was a kid...last time she bathed me i was 12, i was rock hard, started playing with my dick, she smiled and then told me i should be able to bath myself

>some arguing here and there
like?
>Just a few weeks ago on vacation
oh, cool. what happened how much did you see, and for how long?

Like breaking the house rules. On phone too much, etc

We changed our clothes in a beach cabin. Just enough for 15 seconds

understandable

so should i assume she saw dick?

Well that's pretty much given if I saw her

have fun in the van

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Ever work?

did you gave her the talk?
i know it's sort of weird. but does she bleed already?

She knows about all of that. What boys have. What girls have. What you do with it

Yes, since last year. Quite early

when i was a kid i saw my mom giving titjobs to contruction workers. she has huge ones like gianna mmichaels for comparison. it was the shaping moment for my pervyness

When did you start to be attracted to her? If it weren't for the fact that she's your daughter, it would've seemed like a true Humbert Humbert moment

ok just looked at some pics. They are even bigger than giannas

I am not really attracted to her. If only it's her feet and that only when I am on my own. I never even popped a boner near her

>What you do with it
is it like "exciting" for her or just "meh"?
do you know of any of her "attempts" (if any)?

>Quite early
early af

Not a dark secret
I live in a small apartment complex(5 rooms total)
I stuck up for a housemate(speacial) like one time
She either keeps asking me to do stuff for her or tries to give money to me
She asked me to help her 3 times in the last 3 hour and tried to give me money ffs
Legit 4 times for help typing this..

I groped my best friend while we slept in the same bed a couple nights ago. Her mouth opened while I did it and I swear I saw her arms moving a little under the covers so maybe she felt it and liked it? Idk but I felt really really guilty the next morning.

Also played with her dildo and buttplug while she was in class, came on the dildo. Wore some of her shorts that she coincidentally wore to sleep that night. This isn't the first time I've done this (first time groping though). I play with her shit every time I'm at her place for more than a day and she leaves me alone

I'm finding it hard not to be crazy but a large part of me likes to be crazy

Just meh. Not really caring about that. And I don't wanna annoy her with it

Well she's 13 in 3 months. It's ok

oh and sorry for interrogating you about your daughter

No worries. I wouldn't have posted it if I would bother

different user here. how do you feel about the idea of her getting a boyfriend and doing stuff?
Is it anyone else's feet, or just hers?
When did you start?

did it turn you on?

As I said earlier she doesn't care for boys yet. At least she shows no signs

All her friend's feet too
Maybe when she was 8? I don't know exactly

I just had a dream where E.T. raped me and I'm no longer attracted to my girlfriend

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Meine Lippen, sie küssen so heiß

well back then I was too young to know what masturbation is but my little dick was hard. Later as a teen I wished for something similar to happen again but never saw anything. Only recently I realized that she always was kind of a slut because we she was always single my whole life and we had different men from time to time staying in our house. They were all my "uncles" lol but they surely fucked her I guess.

I hope someone kills you and then helps your girlfriend make 'lost boyfriend' posters...

This

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When I was in middle school I went to the boys house who was a friend of my girlfriend, he was pretty cute. so after playing cod on his ps3 for awhile he showed interest in wanting to suck me off. Well I let him and damn it felt pretty good, I'm not gay tho so it didnt make me cum. Jump into highschool years later, I'm dating a different girl but a similar scenario happened, I played football and there was this gay cheerleader who showed interest in me, so we went back to my place smoked some pot and then I let him suck me off, and fuuuuck was he amazing at deepthroating, that wouldnt be the last time I did that behind my girlfriends back. Eventually he caught some strong feelings for me so I cut him off from the pipe. I've decided that girls are a good fuck, but fags know how to properly suck dick.

punctuation. try it some time. maybe someone will actually read your shit.

No time i have work to do