I'm drunk and have an interview in 2 hours.
Is there any way to avoid smelling like a bottle of cheap vodka? I desperately need this job.
I'm drunk and have an interview in 2 hours
Mason Green
Andrew Baker
Seems like a question suited for yahoo
Gabriel Sullivan
Peanut butter is the thing
Chase Wright
Cinnamon altoids
Brandon Flores
Just cover up the smell from your breath and you should be fine
Aiden Kelly
They'll smell you, and they'll be able to tell in seconds as you slur and stumble.
Fucking loser, stay ugly poor and stupid, faggot.
Jackson Ward
Yeah, quit being a degenerate pos and drinking cheap vodka when you’re unemployed, priorities son.
Christian Cox
pervitin! i am soon to be supreme leader of my workplace
Daniel Ross
eat garlic
Caleb Perez
And here I was just reading the AA book again. Thanks for the laugh OP.
David Kelly
>Desperately need the job
>Drunk
Kek
Jayden Williams
Take a shower, brush your teeth, and eat some food.
Alexander Price
First off, take a shower. Eat a bunch of carbs and get some protein to sober up a bit and soak up the alcohol. A breakfast burrito would be ideal. From experience, I can tell you Pepsi is pretty good at covering up the smell of vodka. Good luck. Don't fuck up the interview.
Ayden Ward
Why the fuck did you get drunk before a job interview if you "desperately needed this job"? Don't be a helpless person. If it's important than make a point of not fucking it up. Just spray some Febreze in your mouth and choke on it for a while I don't fucking know.
Colton Lee
then*
Camden Williams
>soak up the alcohol
I’ll take myths for $400 Alex, that’s not how alcohol works junior.
Eli Scott
Shower, eat something bready and greasy, lightly suck on a charcoal brick, brush teeth including the back, gargle mouthwash
Or just eat a whole can of altoids
Jealous so much he got angry
Yeah OP, wait to be drunk and hungover every morning on cheap vodka until you have a job
Ayden Carter
nervous?
Landon Fisher
Hot shower.
Rub Icy Hot on your balls.
Get some cocaine.
Brandon King
say what you will but it works
Carson Powell
By putting more stuff in his stomach it slows the rate of absorption for the alcohol that is still in his stomach.
You are a fucking retard
Christopher Price
Dubs of truth.
If it didn't work, I wouldn't have posted it
Zachary Sanders
>Or just eat a whole can of altoids
Hi Mark
Nathan Nelson
just kill yourself my dude
Camden Jones
This guy has been there..
Tyler Taylor
Lol and these are the people saying “jews keep me down” lmfao
Samuel Flores
>Nervous?
Yeah, op. Well, breathe slowly and deeply. Calm down. Focus on the interview. And don't do shit like this anymore. Drink when you get the job, not because you don't have one.
Now go do your best.
Ian Powell
>still in his stomach
You obviously have no idea what you’re talking about, read a book or get ready for school.
David Martinez
Gotta pay those bills. You know how it is.
Bentley Reed
Why is this the first excuse people jump to? Whos jealous of being an alcoholic?
Jason Wood
Yea I use to try this when I was supper hung over and had a interview I never did get any of thos job but I'd get a shower right be for use eye drops in my eyes brush my teeth and suck a pice of mint candy good luck gye it's hard to slow up on the booze whend every thing sucks bin thare gye wishing you the best
Joshua Collins
What chapter my man or one of the stories in the back AA saved my life. Keep comeing back bro
Jonathan Allen
bill is the biggest nigger cult leader of them all. kys yourself sheep
Mason Wood
You stupid cunt
You continue getting drunker for about an hour after you stop drinking.
Try drinking the same amount on an empty stomach, and a full stomach, see how different the speed and duration of intoxication is
Dumb cunt