Non-political things npcs say

Non-political things npcs say

I'll start

>I'm nothing without my coffee

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>I'm not religious, but I consider myself a very spiritual person.

>Billie Eilish is such an amazing, innovative artist. Nobody else is doing what she's currently doing right now. And that voice? Ugh, queen.

> The weather is nice today

>user, you can't live like this forever.

>Starbucks is my life

>i think we should protest

>you’re breathing on my neck sir

haha right guys

>FBIG FAP thread

>Human beings are social animals

Nobody:

Some artist: some catch phrase

manager: how much (related to artist) do you want?

artist: yes

>I love memes

>I want someone who's honest, and doesn't go behind my back.

>happening
>insert meme format here

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>newfag here show me some funny greentexts 4channers

>we’re in the pipe, 5 by 5

>Haha you npc

>Live, Love, Laugh

>GOD I love Chipotle

>Just a salad please

>I'm not like the other girls.
>is a carbon copy of whatever trendy instagram whore is popular this week.

underrated

>Living the dream

Hey. I say that.

Yikes! That's not a good look

no one:
someone: [does thing]

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I have a feeling you're just a litteral social outcast though.

the Nobody: meme can actually be kinda funny if done right. the problem is that it's so popular that nobody ever does it right

>I'M NOT ME WITHOUT RED BULL

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was it the "ugh, queen" part that overdid it?

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*puts this shit in their bedroom*

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>There is no one else like me

I actually liked the meme and its potential when I first saw it, Very fucking quickly grew to dislike it when it was spammed with every stupid thing people could think of.

>user, please go outside. You can't live like this forever.

>user, your love for Loli is making the rest of us uncomfortable and we would really appreciate it if you were to stop showing us your collection......

>Just be yourself lol
Also;
>Generic zoomers shit

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SO much this.

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>We live in a society

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The word "literally" in a non-literal context.

>*get a nice portion of food*
>Man, this place sure is stingy on their food!

>stop, please stop

>This! This! So much this!

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>Epic

>Have Sex.
>Oh my sweet summer child
>Have you seen that new newflix show?
>Have you seen the latest episode of
"generic mainstream show"?
>Want to go watch the new Marvel/Avenger movie?
>What a floofer! What a nice pupper doggo who needs some scritchens!
>This reminds me of when in Harry Potter
>I'm an atheist.

No one says that.

Wait a sec, if an NPC is someone who is predictable and lacks any real or unique character, wouldn't the opposite be a snowflake? Because by making a point of not being predictable and normal, you are making a point of being special and unique. And if enough people do that, you're going to have a world of NPC snowflakes. Trying not to laugh at the mental hell you people will endure later on, best of luck to you.

kek no one has asked or said any of that to you

also
>SO much this
and
>so much THIS

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.

You know, I wish I never stumbled upon reddit.
Because when I did, I found people who actually says shit like that.

You sound like someone that doesn't actually understand the point of either term. Your post is probably b8 but
>probable NPC snowflake detected
Fuck off normie faggot

>op Isa faggot
>Get rekt
>Winrar
>Checked
>Checkem
>Based
>Sage
>This
>Trap aren't gay

lol cuck

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>i only browse insta because of the memes

based

/thread

Yo, my housemates have that lamp

This website is full of morons spouting "have sex" in almost every thread daily stfu. And the rest of it is unbelievable if you tell me nobody says it. Because they're so beyond common that you have to be a recluse to not have heard any of it.

You'd think that. You'd be wrong.

>I'll have the vegan burger with kale chips please.

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Oh god

Might I introduce you to Thom Yorke?

Welp, your housemates are NPCs

>racist!

kek

>he thinks drinking coffee is a political preference

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>Non-political things npcs say
>what is reading comprehension

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lol the only person I know who has one of those is a rootin-tootin USPSA grandmaster. your meme is bad and you should feel bad.

when they use the word "Literally", they often mean "Emphatically figuratively".

i have a feeling you're illiterate

Based

Thanks, captain obvious

>Do you use reddit user

>r/woooosh

I thought the whole npc thing was about someone not playing an important role in your life. Like a co worker or something

Anything about xxxtentacion

That man didn't great things for our kids that feel like fuck ups
Very inspirational

Did...

>You just got /r/wooooshed
>Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>nice trips

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shiet dated a girl with that tattooed on her thigh almost lost it when she got naked

>I'm good, how are you?

>*unironically believes in god*