So I was in the john at work taking a massive shit. There wasn't that much toilet paper left so.. I stood up, pulled my pants up, and went about my day. I also noticed that not one single person at the office said a thing about any smell or anything, so does it really smell if you have your clothes covering up the secret messy scent of the shit in my ass under my underwear? So when I got home I took a shower, washed my shitty ass off with soap and everything worked out perfectly.
I'm just thinking outside of the box because think about it.. We could save SOOOOO much time if we don't wipe. And also why get shit crusted in between your fingernails or get shitty hands that probably smell bad as it is? I think I'm actually onto something here, because it could save so much time. Hell it'd save trees from the assholes that make toilet paper too even. Maybe I'm just a bit ahead of our time though.
Man my asscrack is hairy, if I don't wipe all the shit would stick to the hairs and would tangle them up, that until I take a shower. I want you to not wipe for more than 2 days and see what happens.
Joshua Ward
I disagree. I think it'd be just fine as long as I scrub my asscrack later that day after work. Also how would it really give me a rash? Would my fucking asshole have a rash on the inner core of my asshole? Would it hurt my butthole when I take a wicked shit?
Levi Phillips
Fantastic, skippy. I'm guessing you're a Trump voter.
Caleb Mitchell
my butthole gets irritated if I don't wipe. unless it's a clean shit. but those are relatively rare
Cooper Rogers
My ass is really hairy too but I think it'll get dingleberries out as long as I scrub the fuck out of my asshole with a bar of soap in my fucking ass. My problem is my buttcheeks get stuck together and I wonder; does that seal the scent away when my asscheeks stick together covering the scent of shit?
Evan Hughes
I'm actually a big Hilary Clinton fan. I wonder if she wipes. I should sign a petition about it.
Isaac Hall
I'm a big Hilary Clinton fan and I don't think we need to wipe and I'm a proud fucking American. I'll shit my goddamn pants if i want and I'm a democrat. HUGE hilary fan.
Cameron Sullivan
You're a fucking gross ass
Nolan Miller
Yeah well I'm a hilary Clinton fan.
Ethan Flores
Great comeback, geniuses. Buncha fucking retarded Trump voters are now shitting their pants. Well I'm not surprised.
I'm a Hillary Clinton supporter though. I really am. I don't care what you think. I support and love her. So what if i don't wanna wipe, gaylord fucking faggot.
Jesus fuck Christ on a biscuit! Some retard posts pasta about being some dirty assed smelly fucker and you even manage to turn that into some dumbass partisan bitch fest. Hope you all get stuck sitting next to him.
Brandon Martinez
Who cares if i don't want to wipe, you gay little fucking bitch. I don't even see what the big HUGE FUCKING DEAL IS. GO FUCK OFF AND EAT A FAT DICK HOMO BITCH NIGGER.
Kayden Murphy
What is it really? Too fat assed to even reach? You stink that's what the deal is. Now how are you going to respond now that you've already used the entirety of your vocabulary?
Matthew Taylor
>not one single person at the office said a thing about the smell
>I also noticed that not one single person at the office said a thing about any smell or anything, so does it really smell if you have your clothes covering up the secret messy scent of the shit in my ass under my underwear?
