Secrets thread? I'll start, I use shampoo and conditioner that makes my hair more blonde and I'm a dude

Well like most 100% straight men I own more than a few dildos. That's about it.

If you were female you'd wish you were born male. It's just how things work.

Elaborate.

the grass is always greener

I fap to my cousins pictures

Well, isn't this thread gay as fuck.

i'd like to do that too, maybe even wear those long white socks and schoolgirl shoes?

never used her panties?

If you had the option to turn back time and not cum in her, would you? Or was she that hot you had the urge to get her pregnant in the heat of the moment?

What turns you on so much?

No, but I saw her panty drawer and touched a few pairs.

Shes fucking hot

Millionaire here. On September 7th I'm picking up my wife from Mexico. She's going to cook, clean, and fuck and I'm going to make very good use of her. I'm thinking of doing threads where you guys could request me to do something to her so look out for those threads later this year.

I only want foot fetish sex exclusively. It's all I dream about.

I have been tempted to cheat on my long distance girlfriend this summer but have stayed loyal. Ive had to bat off a couple girls and its been very difficult. We are back together in a few weeks, help me stay strong anons.

jews are the end boss, blacks are just useful idiots

pics? lol

...

Motivations for this?

Neighbor (guy) introduced me to his fetish lifestyle he keeps hidden from his wife and we've been doing different sexual acts for like a year and a half now

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Fair. Easy 9/10. How old are you?

Like what?

i wish she wasn't pregnant but i'd do it 100 times over, tightest pussy i've ever nutted in by a mile

26

that slut is hot af

i have a high heel fetish, it started as getting hornier to porn with girls using high heels and it went to looking for pics of girls with stripper heels to buying stripper heels for my wife to thinking about wearing them to buying my own pair, thinking about wearing stockings, a skirt and panties. i don't know how it went that way, i still make my wife wear her stripper heels when we have sex but now i think about wearing them myself while i fuck her

I want to see my buddy's wife naked so fucking bad. I jerk off to her facebook pics all the time. She's so fucking hot and has huge tits. Id do anything to see nudes.

So, why haven't you fucked her yet? What's your life like?

I know...she was wearing yoga pants last get together and you could see her red thong through them. Fapped so many times

Do her feet look good in stripper heels?

I jerk off to the thought of her on her knees in just a thong giving me head

5-6 years ago I recorded my 15 and 18 year old nieces drinking from a fast food lemonade I had jizzed and pissed in. I uploaded it on motherless and it had 20k views before I deleted it. I don't have the video anymore but I still jerk off to that memory almost every day

oh yes, i touch them with my toes while i fuck her doggystyle, and it feels awesome

Deep down we're all genderless amorphic pansexuals. Life's a bitch. Gotta stay on 1 side to survive (for now). Your desire hints that some other aspect in your life is wrong (like you're uncomfortable with your masculine appearance, strength, etc.)

I suspect I have a daughter from a married woman I fucked in 2012. A month after our affair it was revealed she was pregnant and we never spoke again. She was from outta the country.

Fucking hot. I love that kind of shoes

A cute girl texted me about an hour ago with that neighbor shit. I have a wife and 2 kids. What do?

Fucking hot

What was it like in the moment before pissing in the cup (deciding to do it)?

That's not an answer

i bought her these ones

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I'm hanging onto a girl that I fell in love with 8 months ago, and I can't shake her off. I spill more if y'all would like

It's not easy to fuck a family member

Really sexy. Does she wear nail polish?

Yes it is. Just trivialise the consequences

Spill. That's why we're here.

A lot of reasons, but pretty much it boils down to having a sex slave of sorts.

Also to spite my parents. They kicked me out for I guess not becoming who they wanted, but it backfired in the end so it's pretty funny.

I think an emotional relationship can be built, so instead of finding a girlfriend here, I can get a bride from Mexico and get the same benefits i would get from a girlfriend from her.

no, but i'm into the shoes, the feet are just there for the ride for me

I am bad with women. Furthermore, the urge to get off with guys comes and goes during different points of my life. I don't think about kissing them, just literally getting off.

The closest I have come to going for it is meeting up with a guy on Grindr. I knocked on his door, got spooked, and left.

i'd been waiting for a chance for a long time so I knew i was gonna do it as soon as they started walking out to the backyard and left the cup on the table. def was nervous and a little shaky though, and when I got to jerking off i nutted in like 5 strokes, I didn't even get fully hard

Orgies, gangbangs, bukkake, group stuff like that.

He occasionally brings up his solo activities like sounding and anal penetration, I'm not into it but I think he likes having someone to talk to about it so I just hear him out.

Fair enough. Sort of sweet that you see an emotional relationship in the future. Ultimately sounds like a decision from weakness but at the same time I don't really blame you. You're probably pulling her out from hell.

My moms boyfriend sexually abused me for almost 4 years when I was a kid.
I hated everything that he did to me.

how old were you and what did he do

Do you understand why you wanted to do that?

That's hot

Did you tell anybody about that bastard?

Alright, we met on tinder, and we had a common interest in rugby. Talked a bit, went out for lunch and dinner, (this was on a Friday) and had sexytimes the whole weekend. I knew there was something off about her on Sunday night because she didn't seem right. Found out later her abusive ex that just broke up with her was trying to win her back, and soon enough, he did. I took it hard and blamed myself for it, seeing how I couldn't beat that bastard for her. We got into a fight and she claimed that I didn't know how it felt losing someone (which was bullshit), and we didn't talk for months after that. At this point, I should have moved on, but I didn't, because that weekend we found out so much about each other and we were like two peas in a pod with mostly everything.

Make a FetLife account and you can do it too.

...so I could watch the little sluts drink my cum and piss

Yeah, I'm definitely doing this because this is way easier than finding a girlfriend here and then marrying her and then going through that charade, keep appearances up.

It's a humble town, pueblo type deal, but basically her options there are marry some random guy, have his kids, cook & clean for him, and fuck him....but with me she can wear Prada if she wants, is that more humane? Yes. Do I deserve a Nobel Prize? Also yes.

>how old were you and what did he do
He started when I had just turned 7, he would make me suck him off. He did more as I got older.

It really is. Someone said to make a FetLife account and that's definitely the way to go.

Just imagine what it'd feel like to piss directly into their mouths

You can't get over it because you can't understand her psychopathology. Keep thinking about it and think about why people would be attracted to abuse and the other points of your argument. You might be able to get her back but what's important is that you understand. Then you'll forget it like sand and rest easy.

Yea, but y tho?

No, my mom worked a night shift and I spent most of my time with him and I was afraid to say anything.

After those months, she contacted me, apologizing about everything she did. I met her that night, and talked with her for 2 hours in the wee morning hours on the Mississippi River shore. Found out she did coke a couple times, meth once, was going to try heroin, but stopped herself, and smoked a bit. She told me since we "made up" she's clean except for smoking like once a month. We live in the same town, and I talk to her every other day. I feel like I've moved on, but deep down I haven't. I'm not gonna find another one like her ever again (not the drugs part, but with how she is, the way she carries herself, and the no bullshit attitude she has), and that's what's holding me back. I tried for a couple girls that seemed pretty good, but nothing clicked for us. I want to go back out there, mentally I can, but I just tore my fucking ACL two weeks ago and can't really do shit with my leg til late November-ish. I'm not hopeless, just in a rut I think.

I'd happily join

Kik sanburnerdino

I can understand. I seriously hope you'll be able to heal

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

You got it my guy, dont let the thots get to you. I believe in you and I hope you and your gf have an amazing meet up and an amazing relationship

it just makes me horny, idk. i love knowing the little sluts have swallowed my cum and piss and don't even know. same reason I cum on their clean thongs and put them back

fucking heaven

I mean, the only parts of her life that I know are bad is that her dad is an alcoholic.

send me an email
destinycloudfist15 at gmail

My family owns some property and most of the tenants are illegals. If they're short on rent I make the women my bitches. I've deported 2 husbands already for speaking up

Would you let some spit fall on their faces as they drink?

>on their knees begging for it
I definitely wasn’t begging for it, I hated having his cock in my mouth.

People are horrible because they're weak and desperate on the inside. Constantly remembering that fact helps to march on with life. Also carry a knife a fucking kill the next one.

did he make you swallow? i'm jerking off to this btw

Thanks, everything that happened still effects me and I think about it a lot.

Doesn't it bother you that you have this uncontrollable desire and you don't know why?

>did he make you swallow?
Yeah, that was one of the worst things about sucking him off and it was one of his rules for me.

not really, i don't see any reason to think about why stuff makes me horny
hng fuck yes, and slap the shit out of them if they spill anything

Slave trainer? Or how quick are you going to start breeding her once she's on American soil

almost jizzed from this
what would he do if you didn't swallow

I'm addicted to opiates. I take any I can get my hands on atm.
Loperamide, norco, percocet, fenty, heroin, etc.

I also can't perform at all with sex or even masturbation without meth. Probably from years of abusing it for sex with sluts

I fucked my cousin a few times.

you'd be a pro at making someone a cuck

I need money to go to another country as a huge romantic gesture to some girl. I suck at saving money though. It’s hard to fight the urge to spend it on hookers and shit food.

Sent

i have a gun fetish. i get off to pictures of guns, or videos of hot women showing off guns. i currently have plans of fucking myself with one

Loaded and cocked or it doesn't count

You're not you're desires. Detach from ego. You can do it at any time. No willpower needed, because you don't really desire them. Check into detox (though this isn't entirely necessary) and don't die from shitting yourself. Just treat it like a game and do it simply because you can. This is the only answer.

Fucking HOT. I don't know if I could have the balls to blackmail like that but the thought is incredible. I love natural amateurs more than anything, and the thought of barebacking some older soft bodied hairy pussied Latina ... Listening to her reluctantly give in and enjoy herself as she's likely only had one or two greasy short uncircumcised brown cocks in her ever... And guarantee the machismo saddled dude doesn't eat pussy or fuck well. I'd take a million fuckin pictures.

Women aren't romantic. Don't do it.

>what would he do if you didn't swallow
The first time that he came in my mouth, I swallowed some of his come because it sort of went straight down my throat but I spit the rest out, that got me a pretty hard spanking. After that for a while he would hold my head when he would come and keep his cock in my mouth until I swallowed.

did he ever fuck you?

Two years ago I caught my mom masturbating with a dildo in the living room. She made a big ordeal out of it even though I didn't really care. Ever since my dad worked schedule changed my mom has been feeling sexually neglected. She told me she masturbates daily to keep her sexual frustration down. I told her it was natural and I play with myself too when my girlfriend isn't around. She got super relieved when I told her that. We had an awkward 1 hour talk about sex and masturbation after. I got the feeling she was enjoying the conversation too much.

It's going to be a slow burn I think. The poor thing is most likely going to be terrified so I'm going to give her space to get her used to the new space. But unfortunately for her, I'm going to have to set "ground rules" and remind her why she's here.

I have a small gym at home, which I'm going to let her know it's open for her to use but I won't push her to it unless I absolutely have to.

Of course I'm going to spoil her. No doubt the trashy, Capitalist society we live in will poison her brain and make her want expensive things. I think I'll remind her how expensive those things are and hopefully that'll make her more happy when we're having sex. I'm assuming she's going to be reluctant at first which I understand, but I'd really much prefer if she was 100% into it too. 80% at least.

Or who know, maybe I'll have a change of heart the moment I see her and give her her green card and set her free

The next day I came home and I caught my mom playing with herself again in the washroom. She didn't bother hiding it from me anymore. Weeks passed and I would continuously stumble/walk in on my mom masturbating. At first I just turned away everytime I caught her but slowly I started noticing how turned on I was becoming by catching her in the act. Soon I started discretely watching her just for a few seconds every now and then until it became an obsession.

I got caught a few weeks later. She called me out on it while I was watching her. I apologized and walked away. Later that night she came in to my room and told me it wasn't fair if I was the only one that got to watch her. She knew I had been watching from the start. She made me masturbate in front if her. It was the hottest and most awkward experience ever. After that moment we started masturbating in front of each other until it inevitably turned into sex. Now we share a sexual relationship between us that we secretly keep from my dad.

Yeah that’s true. I just don’t want to become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone.

>did he ever fuck you?
Yeah, when I turned 8 my mom was in rehab for like a month and he fucked my ass. He never fucked my vag though.

so you bought this chick or something?

You nigger keep posting this exact same thing every fucking secret thread.

b8 better faggot.

fuck that's so hot, like I hope your ok now but i'm also really glad you got raped as a kid

Wtf dude

This is weird but I claim to be 100% straight male , I even Have a girlfriend that I love to death. But ... when I’m alone in my house/room and I’m in the mood to wank one out ... a lot of times I get the urge to watch a trap get fucked. Or a hot tranny get fucked as well. Not when they guy gets fucked by a trap / tranny but the other way around is one of the hottest things to me. I always wish and fantasize I can fuck a cute trap or a lustful tranny... but it’s like whenever I finishing cumming I’m like “wtf did I watch or do” ..

tell us more about how he raped your ass

Hard to do when you work for a living. I rarely even take holidays off.

I mean I've detoxed several times in the past. But beyond cravings, the increased pain threshold, and discontent with life brings me back every time.

I'll probably die on this shit

confirmed for dude. No femanon says vag

>Listening to her reluctantly give in and enjoy herself as she's likely only had one or two greasy short uncircumcised brown cocks in her
This is the best. Maybe the first time they don't enjoy themselves but it all changes the second time. I had this bitch and the first time she buried her face in a pillow the entire time and just laid there. The second time she stopped me so she could move to a more comfortable position. I nearly came just from hearing her say that. Mknths ago it was like she was being raped, and now she was actually giving in and enjoying herself while her husband was off trying to find work.

You are not your pain, you are not you discontent. Feel your inner emptiness. Let your ego dissolve. It's your choice. Die if you want.

>fuck that's so hot,
I know that you’re jerking to this and that’s ok. Even though I hated what he did and I would cry a lot of the time while he was abusing me, I still get turned on thinking about it sometimes and I’ve even role played the things that he did to me with my boyfriend

junkies are a lost cause.

I have this chance to fuck my ex, she's 31 and nearing the end of her being hot. She's still fuckable and honestly, I'd only even consider doing it because I'm horny as shit and she would just be another notch.

Thing is, she made my life hell for the last 12+ years. I could get my revenge by pumping and dumping her but I'm afraid she's only contacting me because she wants to bby trap me and the last thing I want to do is have children with that crazy cunt.

>tell us more about how he raped your ass
What do you want to know about it?

I understand what your saying. But you do realize that we are our ego. Without your ego you are just a human husk that cannot exist in this world. Ive taken plenty of psychs to understand what you mean. But the real world isn't as simple as "letting go of your ego". My pain and discontent will still exist for me unless I can cause a change in my physical body or outside environment

Your grandparents are probably junkies too. Kys

the initial circumstances. what was said. how did it feel. just go through the experience in detail

nope. good christian folks. not degenerate weak scum

Right. So of course the only way is to find a pursuit of meaning that makes it bearable. But you know that too. We all know it. Be content with being discontent. Let yourself feel like the good guy living a humble life of searching.

Not user but when I was molested as a kid, it generally happened at night when eveeyone was asleep including me. As a kid you really dont know how to react so when I woke up to being raped, I just froze and endured the experience. I guess you could say I dissociated from the experiance.

If they take pain medication they're junkies. Its all the same shit. Even if you got it from the doc

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m or f?

They'd have to. Pics?

M happened from 4-5. Messed me up for awhile

I'm a male who is loves sucking cock. I met the most beautiful Venezuelan tranny with a huge cock. I suck her off often and let her fuck my ass. It's the most amazing sexual experience ever. She has beautiful 8 in cock. I can't stop sucking her beautiful cock. I love it when she fucks my ass. I worship her cock.

i dont wanna read about that gay shit

it's really no secret that i suck cocks

Then dont ask faggot

When I was in College I was hanging out at this club on campus. At the end of the meeting, this short Asian girl that I barely knew asked me if I could give her a ride. I honestly didn't feel like driving but she said it wasn't too far and she seemed kind of cute.

As we get in the car, we start talking, we start talking about our past and the conversation quickly turns sexual. She seems pretty comfortable talking about this stuff with me, she tells me she has a really tight pussy and I tell her I have a pretty big dick. Well, she said that she's heard that before and ask me if I want to "prove it" to her. I'm kind of shocked with how bold she is but my dick is diamonds at this point. So I ask her if she wants to go to my place and she says sure, halfway to her home I turn the car around and go back to my place.

Not even 5 minutes inside before I have my cock out, she's playing with it in her hands and admiring it. I ask to see her pussy and she strips, there's not a hair on her body down there, she has a really primo looking pussy.

She ask me if I have a condom, tell her I can't feel anything with one on, she doesn't protest to my surprise and before I know it, I'm slowly shoving my bare dick inside the tightest pussy I've ever had in my life. She was so tight that it was actually kind of painful at first but she did loosen up a bit and was milking the shit out of my dick. I pulled out and came all over her tits, we did it a couple of times until it was time for her to go home. From then on we were FWB, I'd take her to my place, we'd get naked and I'd fuck her tight pussy raw.

Shit sounds cash, right? I had a gf the entire time already when this was going on.

I call absolute bullshit, cum, maybe. Piss on the other hand they would detect that immediately. Piss is extremely salty. Fuck off larp nigger.

Nice. Do you cum hands free?

Pls someone take the b8

Ive blown my load in a bunch of different women. The thing is. I never gave them my real name. So theres no way they could ever get ahold of me if they did have my kids. I wonder if i have kids out there. I think about it everyday. It would be cool if there was a way i could find them

Yesss. When she's inside me. It's just the most amazing feeling ever. She has me going wild. It's incredible

Pretty much

I was hugely responsible for my wife's sexual assault as I'd catfished her attacker on an adult hookup site and the guy thought it was really her

Traps are gay. Is that really a secret in today's day and age?

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

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If investigators find out your going away.
Assuming charges were filled.

>just go through the experience in detail
Right after my mom went into rehab he came into my room and made me suck him off,then he had me keep sucking him until he was hard again.
He hiked up my nightgown and pulled down my panties, then he moved my pillows to the edge of the bed and pushed me face down over them. He spread something greasy on my asshole and pushed his finger in to loosen me up.
After a few minutes he pulled his finger out and then leaned over me and pushed his cock against my asshole. I felt like my ass was on fire as he worked his cock into my asshole. He kept telling me to shush and to relax and it would be easier for me. I started really crying when he got the head inside me so I’m not sure what else he said.
I don’t know how much of his cock he got in me that first time but it felt like a lot and he seemed to go on fucking me for a while.

I'm jelly. But at the same time it sounds like 100% hedonism so I'm alg. Forever alone wizard fag here who sometimes rides a 13 inch dildo like his life depends on it. Been gradually piecing my life together and moving away from trans fetishism. Albeit it still gobble up any girlcock in sight if I could.

>As a kid you really dont know how to react
I was only 7 when it began and he was the adult that I saw most in my life, plus I was used to doing what I was told.

did he cum in your ass the first time? was there ever a time you started to feel good or enjoy it?

My wife sometimes tells me about her hs/college boyfriend. He was an avid surfer and kept rippling abs. They figured out sex together. The thought of them at 16 driving his truck somewhere to fuck hard, his young dick thrusting in her sopping blonde tufted cunt as she rode him (she's a serious hard ass and definitely wore the pants in that relationship) is so hot. She tells me she used to randomly pull him into rooms at parties in early college years to suck his cock hard and fast until he came down her throat and then they'd both go back to party. She recently told me she'd tell him "I'm gonna get wasted tonight and probably pass out in you so you better fuck me hard to keep me awake". FUCK. Him thrusting as hard as he could in her fluffy haired pussy, abs glistening with sweat while she drifts in and out of consciousness moaning... I'm dying.

Don't get me wrong, she and I fuck like rabbits too. But the thought of her cumming on a young fit dude who she loved, him unloading in her pussy over and over... So fucking hot.

I keep dreaming about being a girl, it's really starting to get to me, I'm having urges to wear dresses and panties all the time and now when I watch porn I catch myself thinking about how good it would feel to be the girl.

>did he cum in your ass the first time?
That first time he did come in my ass but he almost always tried to come in my mouth. No I never enjoyed any of what he did to me, it was always either painful or humiliating and his come tasted nasty.

My experiance was a bit different. I had the cliche molester. My uncle. I stayed with him and my grandmother from 2-5. I was too young to understand i guess

Better post a greentext fag.

I'm a dogsitter.
I've had sex with multiple dogs belonging to other people. No one knows except me, the dogs and now Yea Forums.

>I was too young to understand i guess
I didn’t understand either but my mom wasn’t around and he had complete access to me all night while she was at work.

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

Nothing too fancy, just small mementos, I'll make a mega. It's going to be small though, it's not smart to hoard evidence

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When I was 13 my aunt used to make me wear woman's clothing because she always wanted a daughter and it escalated to the point where she made me go on dates with the neighbor and now I'm really gay.

You were born to be a cuck. Congrats, Yea Forumsbro.

Did you at least give the neighbor a happy ending after your date sweetheart?

Howd you start doing that? how long ago were the men deported? Has anything happened since?

Don't worry about it, it's just your anima. I used to dream like that all the time, to the point I actually went schizophrenic and split personality. She was called Mia and I would dream continuously, like, dream of the next night would resume where last night left off. I thought the dream world was a reverse world where I was a female. In a way that's actually true, but it was basically just anima (hella femininity issues) I grew up with 2 sisters and mom, dad was not present, etc. I also took huge dildos in his ass and dress up with rubber body parts. But eventually I managed to get on top of it by sorting my shit. Basically just explore your feminine side / relationship to femininity / ideas about gender, and sort out your basic life issues (job, etc.) and you'll be good. It may take like 10 years but you'll be fine in the end.

We had sex a lot yes, first time he raped me, it felt good but wrong at the same time, what really messed me up was finding out my aunt told him to do it so I can "become a woman"

on the internet (and especially fbichan) everything is forever

This is what I want. I already have over 100k in the bank which I want to make into 100 million so I can breed women as I please. Have you thought about how you're going to control her to make sure she stays loyal?

When I was a kid I used to always play with my moms boobs until she started instilling in me that it was, well, innapropriate to just fucking grope people, let alone my mother.

So, when her friend passed out drunk next to me when I was in elementary school I fucking went to town on her tits. I'm pretty sure she woke up and just didn't know what to do about her friends daughter feeling her up and pretended to keep sleeping.

We still get her mail to our house sometimes. Every time I see one I think about how she knows I'm BI and a total freakshow behind closed doors.

Hot. You got any good sex stories with your mom? Do you come inside?

The first time is always the same, I just come out and say it since there's no use beating around it. I prefer to tell the women since they're more willing to do it for their families. Although one guy had no pride at all and brought me his wife moments after I told him.

A few years ago and early this year, and things have been quiet ever since. I'm telling you, if it continues the women enjoy it. If anything it's so degrading and demeaning that the couple never let it happen again. I doubt the neighbors that pay rent on time know, but then again some of the bitches are moaners

nice.jpg

How did this start?

Not to get all psychopath, but yeah I've planned out her life more or less. Of course she can have some liberties: shopping, traveling, hobbies, sending money back home, things of that nature to keep her satisfied and distracted like the rest of the world. But with me she'll always know her place and I'll try and mold her to my wants. Like I said earlier about the gym, if I see her gaining weight I'm going to get her in shape. She'll have to satisfy my fantasies of course but I'll deal with that once she's here

I was raped by my uncle and I liked it

>I've had sex with multiple dogs
Male or female?

happy ending?

>I was raped by my uncle and I liked it
How old were you and are you a femanon?

I was 15

Pics or didn't happen
Pic related

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It started when I was 16. This woman, a teacher and friend of my mom, refused to neuter her dog because she considered it 'cruel,' so she lived with this intact dog who was harmless but full of energy. Always barking, marking his territory, destroying things, humping everything, just generally not very mellow.
One summer she decided to go on vacation for about a month and was looking for someone to take care of the dog while she was gone. My mom basically made me so it. I didn't want to, because at the time I wasn't too fond of dogs but my mom saw a need for me to get out of the house so she told her friend I'd take care of the dog before actually asking me, and next thing I knew I was living in her house while she was gone.
The dog was kind of a nightmare for the first few days but I noticed one night that he was basically humping everything in sight, so I got curious and things kind of unraveled from there. Turns out, it's a pretty good way to drain energy from a dog. I kept letting him hump me regularly and he was actually pretty well-behaved for the rest of the time I was there. I even taught him to play fetch.
When his owner came back, she asked how I got him so calm and I basically said, "I dunno. Maybe he likes me?"

Male.

>I was 15
M or F?

I never said i was a girl

You homo

What's it like fucking those women? Before, during, after, all of it

Bro there is so much porn already out there. Go nutt or kys already

I'm not a pedophile please keep this in mind. I never touched her.
>12 year old redhead was crushing on me.
>Spent time with her as a friend, she was very much alone no friends.
>Went to her house regularly. Never knew or caught on that she liked me in that way because not a pedo.
>Her mom was smoking hot and single. Ginger.
>One day I fucked her mom and she caught us coming home from school.
>Kid was devastated. Went in to talk to her.
>She kissed me on the lips. Through tears and sobs, "aren't I enough for you?"

Still feel bad about it...

I have this female beagle. I got her neutered. I wanna fuck her. But done kno how to go about doing it.

You neutered her so you ruined your chances.

But she still tries to hump my arm all the time

I didn't kiss back...
I said coldly, sorry you're just a kid I don't want go to prison. It broke her heart.
She's a complete bitch now and it's my fault.
I still fuck her mom to this day....

Sign of dominance not sexual arousal.

Also it's a felony

I hope you've apologised.

Before the first time I get a nervous feeling when I ask because who knows what their reaction will be. Before a repeating time I get a rush of adrenaline. I don't know what it feels like to be a King, but I think I have a pretty good idea.

When we're fucking I think about the neighbors and whether or not they can hear. their kids and where they're at, what they're thinking is going on if anything, can they hear? Their husbands too, I probably get more action from their wives than they do.

When they orgasm it's really hot because they like to act like they're doing this as a duty and not for pleasure, but they can't deny it once they're shaking their legs. This stuck up bitch was riding me and I made her cum so she lightly played my chest like a bongo, bit her lips, swung her head around and laughed afterwards. Crazy orgasms like that don't lie.

After sex I leave, but when I'm around collecting rent again there's definitely tension in the air

I was sexually abused since I can remember. My earliest memories are filled with memories of my moms lovers touching me and haveing me touch them. My mom was desperately afraid of being alone and had blinders on to keep her relationships. They only ever had me jerk them or suck them. That changed when I was only 8 and I was penetrated for the first time. It was my moms boyfriend at the times son who was 12. I will say that I stated things with him by asking to see and play with his penis. So I jerked and sucked him to but one day it wasn’t enough for him. We were doing things like normal I was sucking him in his bed when he pushed me off him onto the floor. He didn’t say a word but I knew what was gonna happen and was terrified. I knew where he was gonna put his penis and we struggled for control of my underwear. He won, he tore them from my body and tossed them under his bed. He spread my legs with his legs and I just stared straight up and the ceiling fan. I was preparing myself for pain trying to not think about what was going on. I didn’t feel him enter me or any of his thrusting. All I remember is waiting for it to hurt then him grunting loudly while saying my name, then I felt his weight come off me and his semen dripping out of me. I already knew what semen was and where it came from but having it in me was a new experience. Then I looked down and there was a big puddle of white with some red in it and I didn’t know what but I knew something was taken from me. I wanted to find my panties but he made me get out of his room. So I went to bed alone without underwear dripping semen and blood. When I told my mom she slapped me and said not to make up stories that could get people in trouble. I pleaded and cried but she told me she didn’t want to hear it. And for many years that’s what my life was, a sexual outlet for any dick that came poking. Took years of therapy and honestly my mother dying before I started to heal. My husband and kids have no idea.

Same here. I think butts and vaginas are nasty AF I'll suck in toes

If cops find out, which is rare, they usually just tell you to keep to yourself, not even to stop just to keep it low key. If for some reason you keep popping up on their radar, then shit goes down

I'm in love with a girl that lives too far away :(

I took part in a Naruto orgy back im the days when it was just hitting in the US during an anime convention. I was Hinata back when my young twinky body looked like her before Shippuden turned her into a curvy adult. Not a lot of the guys wanted to fuck a boy even a cute one but a few got into it and I got passed around by a Kakashi Sasuke and a really cute Shikamaru I dated for a bit

>sexual outlet for any dick that came poking.
gang bang experiences too?

Karma will make just. Don’t let the world ruin you. Ruin it back.

I used to be a tranny prostitute in college, used to sell myself for cash or drugs.

Femboys makes you gay, bi at best, but trans girls are just women with dicks. Don't be a chaser, but go live out your tranny fucking dreams user

>They only ever had me jerk them or suck them
How old were you when you first sucked one of her boyfriends off? Did he force you to do it? Did you let him come in your mouth, and did you swallow it?
What did you think about your first taste of come?
Did he come a lot?
Tell anything that you can remember about some of the first times that you sucked men off?

i mean i've been sucking dicks for a long time but lately i've started swallowing

>i mean i've been sucking dicks for a long time
Are you a femanon?
How old were you when you first sucked a cock?

straight male. about ten or so years ago

>straight
k

What makes you want to suck dick if you're straight? What's the appeal?

just brojobs, bro

I had a sexual relationship with my older cousin since I was six and he was ten. To begin with we would just touch, kiss, and lick each other, but when I got to about nine he started fucking me as well. It continued until I was like twelve, and then he stopped, guilty or scared I guess.

I didn't speak with him for a few years, but have recently got back in touch with him, and even though I haven't said anything explicit we flirt, and I really want things to go back to the way they were.

human contact. doing someone a favour. self depreciation. sissyism. conditioned over time through porn.

dunno really

>Straight male
>Sucking cocks for 10 years
>Swallows
Seems like you're a bi-faggot to me. Nothing wrong with that, I jerk off to traps.

That's kinda hot.
Post your mouth and/or jaw.

would you ever let anyone fuck you or does it stop at blowjobs?

yea nah

oral only

best of both worlds

I'm extremely aroused. Would like to show off my dick and stuff

Tell more.

>and stuff
?

It's only a little gay, but ain't nothing wrong with that. I have a thing for traps too. But finding and meeting traps who aren't fucking crazy or SJW nuts and are somewhat attractive is a fucking task. Find a girl who'll wear a strap on for anal. Works out better for all parties trust me.

so do

I dressed up as a school girl last Halloween as a joke and ended getting fucked by my black neighbor and now I've been thinking about getting a spade tattoo on my crotch or ass

My wife fucks others guys

Questions?

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To be fair, birds are a VERY uncommon attraction amongst actual zoophiles anyway.
It's almost always dogs and horses.

I've been turning my wife into one of the most recognizable /b sluts. She's on here just about daily and she's also been reposted to a bunch of porn sites.

>your wife
you need to post nudes to believe your claim, user

I tell girls I'm a virgin because I don't know why but something clicks inside them wanting to claim it. Ignore their advances for a while until it gets physical and you should have wet puss sliding on your dick in to time.

Use and bring your own condoms, never lose sight of them, after use put them in a safe space and you should be golden.

If nobody has any more questions, I’ll be signing off, thanks for listening.

I'd love to hear more but don't know what to ask.

tell us something that stuck in your mind.

Only do it, if you are completly sure that you are over her.
otherwise if it's good it will drag you back to a terrible mood.
If it's bad, then there is no point.

been in this situation, i decided to fuck. was a great fuck, but didn't worth it.

Can we get a pic of the ass he fucked?

>tell us something that stuck in your mind.
Really most of it sticks in my mind, especially the way that he would force me suck him off and then make me swallow his come.
Is there’s anything specific that you want to know about?

to explain my situation: my gf (early 20s) had a childhood with some similarities to yours.

She likes me to re-enact it with her but struggles to actually tell me everything that happened to her.

If it were you, what are some details that would really bring it home to you and make you feel like you were there again? some things your partners wouldn't expect?

>Can we get a pic of the ass he fucked?
I don’t have any ass pictures but he was really into fucking my ass after the first time he did it and he wasn’t usually gentle.

>I don’t have any ass pictures
Could you take one?

Stolen nudes are the only thing I can get off too. There’s nothing better than seeing some slut with her legs spread knowing she wouldn’t want you to see it

this, except pineapples instead of nudes

>make you feel like you were there again?
I do the same thing with my boyfriend and it started because I told him some of the things that were done to me while we were in bed and he got really hard listening to it. Even though I hated what my moms boyfriend did to me (at the time) I got turned on by my boyfriends reaction, I guess I’m just messed up. Anyway when he says the same things to me that my moms boyfriend would say it makes me get off big.

I absolutely love making catfish profiles on various dating sites, and talking about degenerate shit and tricking women/girls into thinking they met mr perfect. it's the only way i can masturbate

My gf thinks she's been cheating on me with a black guy but it's actually me cheating on her with my daddy

>had a childhood with some similarities to yours.
What are the details of some of the things that she was able to share with you?

can you detail the first time he raped u?

>can you detail the first time he raped u?
I already told about my first anal rape, do you mean the first time that he raped my mouth?

short answer: molested and physically abused by her father for several years, starting at about age 6.

most of what she tells me is about the lack of aftercare and love, and that the physical side would have been bearable if not for that.

My most common wank fantasy involves my friend's (19 Yr old) son. And her too, actually.

Pics

>short answer: molested and physically abused by her father
I think that you’ll have to get her to open up some more and tell you the details of how she was molested and work from there. Being abused sexually when you’re young really jumbles things up in your head.

I've had my dicked sucked by a dude and a girl, the dude was better...

>get her to open up some more and tell you the details of how she was molested
I get that. The issue isn't that she doesn't want to tell, it's that when she tries the reliving of trauma pushes her close to breakdown and leaves her kinda disassociating for a day or so.

Roleplaying a nicer version of what happened to her seems therapeutic, but talking about what happened definitely does not.

Dated a religious girl. She was a bit repressed and a virgin, and we never had sex. We broke up eventually and a few months later she went super slutty as repressed girls do. We ended up matching on tinder and fucking

Fucking faggot

do you also fuck other women?

is that a problem for you that she fucks others?

To be fair, that really only makes sense.
A man can be more sympathetic to that sort of thing, because a man would have the same body parts as the man he's blowing, and would thereby be better at understanding what it must feel like from the recipient's perspective. He would instinctively know what to do.
It would be weird if girls gave better blowjobs than boys.

didn't kiss so wasn't gay so shut up virgin

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>Roleplaying a nicer version of what happened to her seems therapeutic, but talking about what happened definitely does not.
She seems like she’s still really suffering from what happened to her, she might need professional therapy.
I still get a little messed up when I think about sometimes but I really like it when my boyfriend is as rough with me as my moms boyfriend was, especially when he repeats the things that her boyfriend used to say to me.

true but I'm not attracted to men so if a girl does a half decent job then its alot better but this girl legit put it in her mouth and i couldnt feel shit pretty sure i felt a tooth at one point and then we done other stuff but damn i just hope my current gf cant do it well

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Solution: Trannies. Preferably passable trannies.
A woman who once had a dick would have the blowjob skills of a man but in a woman's body. Best of both worlds.

>she might need professional therapy

yeah. she's been seeing someone on and off, but really struggles to talk it out with people she loves let alone strangers.

we'll get there with her.

how old are u?
do they beleave u?

>struggles to talk it out with people she loves
>we'll get there with her.
Well hopefully it will work out for you and you guys can have some wild re-enactment sex.
I’m not sure if I love my boyfriend or if I just love what he does to me, maybe that’s why I could tell him the details of what was done to me and why I get so turned on by him getting off on it.

Question is of she stayed loyal as well

Fag

I'm stressed I'm lesbian & don't realize it yet D:

How you don't realize it ?

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I don't want to be, I want to like men! but I don't really enjoy sex and keep having lesbo dreams :(

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"I don't really enjoy sex" has nothing to do with being straight or lesbian...

"I wan to like men" is strange. Are you attracted to men more than women ? To both ?

Anyway, if you're attracted by someone (man of woman) don't be bother by the fact he/she was he/she is.

If you're attracted by women but still want to appear "straight", I thing you should assume your attraction (I'm telling to assume what you want, not especially to make it public).

If you're not attracted by women but get lesbos dreams, don't be bothered by that, enjoy your dreams, that doesn't change what you're attracted to.

yoga girl
stripper
redhead model
tall girl from LA
dj girl
college intern girl

>"I don't really enjoy sex" has nothing to do with being straight or lesbian...
do you know many lesbians?

Are you try "haiku on Yea Forums" ?

I can really only see myself with a man, because I like to be subservient and if a woman told me what to do id flip shit on her.

I only have sex dreams about women or get aroused by thinking about women's bodies, etc. I only think men can be arousing if they're mean to me or forceful. so I'm not sure what is going on here. it's bothering me because all my ex's (I try to be friends w most ex's if possible) keep telling me I'm lesbian and I'm just in denial and that I should accept it, because that's why things never work out for me with dating. but I really want a husband :( and can't picture myself dating a woman, really. not that anything is wrong with it. I'm just bothered that it's confusing me and everyone else seems to be adamant about it and thinks I'm in denial. idk

just keeping notes of the girls i'm fucking

Ok I understand better your situation.

Indeed, you seems to be lesbian (ie: Your are attracted to female bodies). But you are servient, and only imagine being dominated by a male.

Well that a problem...

The best thing would be a male "friend" that would (in a role play where everyone is ok with it) "force you" to make love to a woman.

Not something easy to organise. I'm sure there are a lot of guys that would love doing that even if it means not touching any of you two.

Holy fuck I hope you do

Eh, not really. Hotwife for sure.

We've had a crazy sex life . Many threesomes, three separate four ways with three women. Wife is super bi.

Couple years back she fucked a guy with my permission. Was shocked at how ok I was with it... But it was a simple logic step: could I fuck these other women without losing interest in her? Yes. So why would I think she couldn't do the same? Probably helped he was a little smaller than me lol. I have zero doubts about my ability to please her. Extra shit is no big deal to me.

that actually might could work lol. plus then if I felt forced I wouldn't feel so awkward for being such a noob toward women in that aspect. I'll give it some thought, thanks friend!

I have a pic of a girl ik with a stickynote. I think it's apart of a set but I haven't been able to find it anywhere

I've been in long distance for a while, it's tough but so worth it if you really love her

How many people addicted to painkillers do you know over 40?

My best friend died cause of that shit a year ago. Doesn't matter what you think, you will affect a million people.

Some years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

Pic related is a recent picture.

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Some years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera. Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

Pic related is a recent picture of her.

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Wow, she is acting sooo... natural !

It look like Emilia Clark playing crazyness is GoT.

LS, did you peg me in my ass? A part of me wishes it's true. But you also claim to have a bf of 4 years on fb, so I don't know what that's about :(

I’m sad for her. Virgin ginger pussy must be heaven.

This is going to backfire spectacularly.

I was molested teacher who was friends with my mom who also taught. I would go across the hallway to his room because he'd let me play games on his computer.

Ended up molesting my cousins in turn from when I was 9 until I was 12. Got caught, had to lie to the judge that it was just me mimicking stuff I saw on the internet. File got sealed. My cousins still love me even after all these years. Their mother hates me though.

>Millionaire here
Actual millionaire here with a ton of millionaire friends. No one with real money refers to themselves this way.

I hate my wife's daughter and recently it seems everytime I go out for a ride or drive I see her and want to just run her ass over

how old is she

I have been wearing panties for a few months now. It makes me HARD an I love how my huge cock bulges out in them !!!

Nothing wrong with that. I like to find cheap hookers at motels and fuck their brains out then leave them dead in tidal marshes or drainage ditches. head turn sideways facing North. ,

Pic related, this is me.

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> Actual millionaire here
> No one with real money refers to themselves this way

You just did.

Only Royal Marines call the Royal Artillery "uncle arthur", which unit were you?

42 Commando.

Did you really laugh at that carnage?

Yep.

I was 45 Commando for 9 years, happy days!
I was troop 341, you?

262.

What year did you get your lid then?

1993.

Then you are my brother.

Nah, I'm your Sea-daddy with the brag-rags and the king of the pingers mate.

Kek, yes Sarge.

>806617537
Same guy !

Nope.

Nah mate.