>be in coffee shop
>be behind this guy
>suddenly 2 masked guys burst in holding 9mm glocks and demand money from everyone
"Ha ha, losers! This right here is a good guy with a gun!"
>die in a hail of gunfire
Be in coffee shop
Carter Torres
Jaxson Turner
ask Israel
Jonathan Cruz
>reach behind with right hand
>grab stock
>bring to ready position
>reach behind
>fumble for stock
>can't grab it as it's upside down and slung over the wrong shoulder
>die in a hail of gunfire
Camden Fisher
Nobody is going to rob that shop while he is there, deal with it.
Nicholas Hall
>walk up with box cutter
>slice neck and sling strap same time
>pick up ar as cuck bleeds out
>everyone dies im a hail of gunfire
Jordan Mitchell
No-one's going to give him a second glance, because he's a fat fuck gun fetishist, and once the bobbery starts, he's going to be the first one to die because he's the one with the penis extension slung over his shoulder
Jacob Cook
*robbery
although bobbery sounds a lot more fun
Logan Hall
Only thing you have ever robbed is your mommy’s panty drawer.
As a thief myself, deterrents work
Landon Brown
Where trained servicemen/women are required to keep possession of their weapons at all times? Yeah, i'd much rather be behind her at a coffee shop than some wannabe tacticool amateur.
Isaac Miller
What an asshole. For starters he’d be shot before his tubby ass could untangle himself from the sling. That’s only if he didn’t shit his pants first and slip on it.