>stardate 20XX >Dr. McCoy keeps asking me for more stool samples >he says i may have contracted a deadly colon virus on the last planet we landed on, and that he needs them to diagnose me. >I complied with McCoy’s requests at first but am starting to doubt that what McCoy said is the truth >It’s been about a month now and I feel just fine, but McCoy keeps asking for those stool samples. >I had tried to investigate this, by sneaking into the medical bay to find my hundreds of stool samples, but they are nowhere to be found. >where all of my stool went to remains a mystery to me. >next time I see McCoy, I’ll be more direct and confront him about this personally.