Hey there, anonymous! It’s good to see you again, I hope you’ve been well...

Hey there, anonymous! It’s good to see you again, I hope you’ve been well. Is anything weighing heavily on your heart right now? I’m here to listen, if you’d like to talk about it. Let’s all try to make the world a little better tonight, okay?

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Thank you for attempting to bring light into a typically dark place.

no worries at all, anonymous

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Hey, I just broke up with my gf :( albeit we've only been dating a couple months I really liked her, anything to make me feel better?

So we're doing Alice clone threads now, eh?

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unfortunately, the best fix is going to be time. you gotta find things to keep you busy until it hurts just a little less.
I'm sorry to hear that it happened, user. it's never easy.
ain't a clone, Colb

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Which one, then?

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I'm not sure what you mean by this. I'm not a clone of anyone, I'm just someone here to lend a kind ear to anonymous.

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The clone distinction comes from you being a frequenter of Alice threads, unless that was someone else with similar filenames and typing profiles

I mean you're basically doing Alice's thing minus the weird videos he seems to be doing in the last couple of years. Oh, and the stuttering.

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I spend much of my time alone, and I'm worried about society. I want to believe we live in a world with kind people and a realistic state of mind but all people seem to do these days is try to kill eachother. Both literally and metaphorically. I binge on vidya and anime because in those worlds I can find meaning and joy. In the world though I just kinda want to die.

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Thanks for the kind words, too bad I've lost alot of interest in all the things I've enjoyed, I'm sure its temporary though, trying to be optimistic

In the real world*

Colb who is this OP

No clue, ask them.

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Everything was fine, then I saw a paki. day ruined.

aight, cool talk bud

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not a bigot, just dont like them simple as.

OP who are u

Where's my gf Alice

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Aww makes me feel better, I still try to work out atleast some daily :), I know routine is a big part

See

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I getcha! I should say xenophobia instead, I suppose. we don't really have an -ism for dislike of a specific country's population.
what makes you dislike people from Pakistan that much?
she's currently streaming on twitch, Erio. you could always go find her there, or email her if you'd like to speak to her.
that's good! it's gonna suck for a while, but eventually it does start to get easier. I hope it's only a short time for you

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>dodging the who are you question

Let's speculate wildly

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OP knows my name so maybe I've met them before or maybe my gf Alice just shit talked me to them

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I'll post more pictures that have a name on them, if that helps you two out.

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I mean games are fun but you could just like... say it rather than making people guess

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I'm not playing games, that's what people call me.

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I would consider professional treatment, but I don't really trust those people. I've had people around me visit mental health specialists and all they would ever do is prescribe various dosages of dangerous anti-depressants and other anti-anxiety medications. I feel like you're paying people to slowly kill you and listen to your problems which they likely don't care about at all. Not to mention I own a few guns and I've heard that these people have the ability to refer you to court under certain circumstances where you'll have to prove you're mentally competent/stable enough to have them in your possession. My dad says he's been asked if he owns guns more than once, but he always just says no. In today's crazy world, it's not beyond me to think these people may be anti-gun and try to abuse the system (like making false statements) to have someone's rights taken away. I'm trying my best to not get political, I'm sorry. Also, sorry for the rant.

Oh, it's just the name of the character. I should have gotten that, given the name I chose.

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How long have u been around?

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Here we go again.

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Oops mislinked

How long have u been around?

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Erio pls.

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talk to your GP/PCP about an appointment with a social worker or therapist, rather than a psychiatrist, if you're concerned about medications. for what it's worth, the right medications in the right dosage can be beneficial, but I get that it's not for everyone.
ain't holding an AMA for you, Erio. sorry.

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what up colbs

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Same old same old, what's up with you Blood-chan?

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Muu-chan?

uwu

Who were you before?

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why does this dude look like that mass shooter

So are we getting banned so far or not?

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it's the glasses user

That's 'goshujin-sama' to you.

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why are you talking to someone who kills dogs for sexual gratification

I don't know a blood chan

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>we

This isn't exactly one of "our" threads, just happen to be posting in it. Also, no thread I've posted have been banned.

Good question, no clue.

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If the Alicefags don't get banned then why would we

We're perfect

Only in the context of ERP sessions

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time to start reporting you for being underage then

So then who are you?

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>alicefags
there is literally just alice now

long time lurker, long time faggot

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Then explain OP

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Good luck I'm behind 9 proxies

I really doubt a lurker would care enough to find me and post that, but okay sure.

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not an alicefag so...

I might give that a shot. I've been trying several over-the-counter medications but so far nothing's worked. I'm taking something called "GABA (750mg)" now. Nothing's worked yet, but I'm trying. Also trying to get some exercise and eat better. I've heard it helps people mentally as well as physically. I just don't want to get addicted to something that'll cause me more problems. By the way, thanks friend. People like you are the reason I still have some faith in humanity.

you are entitled to your doubts

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Anyone here know the magic steps to make the thread finder work with umatrix?

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My doubts are well-founded, sooo...

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How does OP know what Alice is doing right now then

Is this like when nazis deny being nazis? Seems like the exact same

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Step 1: Install less nerd things that I don't know about

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Is this where the death is?

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There is no ERP.

Oh wow, I forgot this was a thing.
Bullying people with drunk pictures is bad, user. Colbs is date-worthy.

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>how does anyone know what a public figure who posts across 8 boards and a half dozen chans and has 50 pieces of contact info is doing
>I'm not a smooth brained ape I swear!

idk if umatrix is the same as ublock origin but I just added this to my custom filter list

@@||t-f.xyz/finder/api.php$xmlhttprequest,domain=boards.Yea Forums.org

Bruh, surfin' the internet without ad-blockers, script removers, and VPNs is like raw dogging the DIRTIEST hoes you could find.

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This land is a fountain of new life

We will feed on the lesser beings (such as alicefags) who dwell here in order to reestablish our kingdom

Not recently

So why do you expect me to call you master when you're not even paying me with cummies

Okay Alicefag

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this is the slowest raid of all time
why doesn't animus just make their own thread
oh wait cuz the last one died instantly lmao

Death is wherever we are

I approve of this edit

>thinly veiled attempts to prop up Alice as an important figure on the internet

Alicefag confirmed

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just take it easy and don't beat yourself up over stuff, that's the best we can do.
I don't know much about GABA at all, so I won't be able to offer much there. all I can say is that if you're looking for therapy rather than medication, letting your doctor know that you're looking for one will help you out.
you could also likely call the customer line for your insurance, and they'll be able to get you a list of local services/practices that would be covered under your current plan. that's how it works in my experience, at the very least.

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okay smooth brained gorilla who can barely type

Because I am good.

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Sounds like that would be high in cholesterol, I'll just snack here and there

What if the real death was the friends we made along the way?

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>literally spends entire thread complaining about alice
>alice isn't important
go back to your containment board

that got deleted so now they are crawling back lmao

Yep, adding that to ublock, and then allowing t-f.xyz in umatrix fixed it.
You're a bro, thanks dude.

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Woah... deep, man. What if.

>not mentioning the past experience I have with them that's more than most people who frequent Yea Forums
>continuing attempts to inflate Alice's importance
>pretending this is me complaining about Alice

We can do this dance all day Alicefag

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I just use ad block

This isn't a raid; it's friendship

Anything that says otherwise is just post-ironic shitposting

Why do alicefags get so mad

You're not even dom enough to shove your cock in my throat

Their loosh is already overflowing into our mouths ITT

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Try phenibut. It's like GABA but more active. Just be careful and only use it once every 2-3 days.

is anyone who disagrees with you an alicefag?

Maybe I don't like raw dogging the dirtiest hoes I can find.

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>thinking that anyone from animus actually has any real experience with alice
lmao cope

>anyone who disagrees with me is an alicefag
cooope

>post ironic shitposting
no its just you being a troll who is part of a raid lmao

>post ironic shitposting
go back to college you first year philosophy student

How do Alice-san's feet taste? I'm curious >//<

Cause you're the sub

Ur just overly defensive

Unclench ur anus and enjoy the friendship

Skool is 4 nerds

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well, this went a little off the rails I see.
I'll stick around regardless, just in case you're still here, anonymous

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>enjoy the friendship
sorry I'm not friends with crazy people

>school is for nerds
explains why you are a pseudointellectual

Define "real" experience. If nothing else, my mere proximity to their shenanigans gives me more knowledge than the vast majority of people who just ignored him

Not anyone who disagrees with me, just the people who act like blatant Alicefags while doing it

You're welcome. It was limping before I tagged it anyhow

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why dont you just buy some alice bath water

Why don't you guys go back to 8 channel where you belong?

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I am begrudingly posting here because someone linked me the thread but I am not going to use Namesync.

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the fact you are saying "him" is proof you don't have any experience

right so anyone who disagrees with you got it

HAHHAHAHHAHA

I enjoy my threads limping, Colbert. a nice, relaxing pace for a nice, relaxing atmosphere.

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thanks for the bump

Hey, we should work on getting you a quirk. Stuttering is a bit too on-the-nose, so how about always talking as if you're from the future?

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Alicefags aren't friends with each other?

*Skool
*4

Is she selling it now? I wouldn't be surprised

Who dis

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Nice old trip

Also, come on don't pretend you don't know. That's just lame.

I wasn't a member of the cult that bought that lie, no. Jack Spicer says him, you going to say he has no experience with him either?

No, but if you repeat it enough times I'm sure it'll become correct!

I can appreciate that, but I'm more in the mood for a bit of chaos right now. I work all day weekdays so you don't have to worry about the fast pace most of the day

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i quit my job because it exhausts me and while i am more than capable of getting a new one, I don’t want to. i am always tired and don’t have the energy to get better at any of my talents (guitar violin) so i spend my time playing video games, eating or sleeping. i am not overweight, i used to weigh around 130-140 and was pretty fit but gave up and now have a gut that i don’t care enough to work on. i have a cute girlfriend who cares about me but i don’t have the energy to work on the relationship and she is moving to france for college for the year and am now overthinking about how she’ll probably move on from me because i am trash and i genuinely do not have the energy to change that

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funny you say that both nevada and jack say "she" in their little private chat also she streams and its fairly obvious so you must be delusional got it

I won't. And I honestly forgot what GABA is even supposed to do. I read an article on it but I forgot most of what I read. Helps the brain by supplementing it with a certain neurotransmitter that's low in supply with many people who have chronic anxiety or something along those lines. And thanks for the advice, I'll seek therapy if this pill doesn't work.

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its how you are acting not how im repeating

I'll look into that also user, thanks!

If Jack has changed his stance then I'm not aware. I haven't tried to find Alice in years so...

No, it's how you're repeating and not how I'm acting.

Don't make me repeat that, because I will ad infinitem

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Nevada is someone I really want to strangle but also pet on the head.

do you know where I could commit such a felony

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nah it is how you are acting. you literally accuse everyone of being an alicefag lmao

no prob bud

what gave you energy in the past, and what changed that?
nothing wrong with doing the two in tandem, you know. it won't help to explore the options out there for you.
good luck, user.

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Just look at any number of the random anons in this thread that I haven't accused of being Alicefags? You're not even trying here buddy

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We should stay on Yea Forums even if the other place comes back up

Anons are fun

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I'll check and see how much therapy will cost. Thanks again, friend. You've brought a little bit of light to this dark place.

i guess it was the feeling that i was making progress somewhere but now it feels like ive hit a wall

Literally been saying that for ages yo

Everyone else is stubborn and lame.

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that's all I could ever ask of you

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Why you special snowflakes need to have your own thread? Why don’t you stick to posting in waifu?

>waifu

Disgusting.

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I'm not from waifu, sorry!
how's your night, anonymous?

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>waifu

We're old men. They're kids fresh out of high school.

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Is your hair still super long?

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I've been thinking about cutting it.
Thing is, I can still wear a short-haired wig. Like, astolfo-length.

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You criticize the Alice cult followers and yet you want to have your own special threads for the animus clan? How hypocritical.

It’s literally the same thing, what’s the problem with being friends with them too?
My night’s going great, thank you for asking.

Because we're elitist faggots.

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oh, I'm not unfriendly with waifu at all, I care an awful lot about quite a few people over there. just ain't my can of worms.
hope it keeps going well

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You're worried cutting it will hurt your trap game?

See But also, our threads don't really revolve around one person so I'd say that's really a defining characteristic that goes into making them less cult-y.

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I've been posting in waifu threads a bit

The world is our oyster

Many of our people have sadly gotten kind of low energy

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It'd make it easier, if anything. But also not really.
It'd be better in almost every way but I can't bring myself to do it.

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Do you mean gabapentin My? doc has me taking 400mg a day, What's it for?

Hey, I'm down to bring some of the energy back. Tho my schedule is a lot more constrained then when I initially started posting. But that's fine I have my weekends

What if I encourage/threaten/threatcourage you?

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It were marked by thread finder. I followed the North Star.

But hell that's good news.

>why would we

Because we're gross.

I strive to be the lowest energy.

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Do you think I should have short hair?

A guy on the bus once told me he liked it and when I mentioned even trimming it he said I definitely shouldn't.

Maybe he was gay.

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Oh well if cripplechan doesn’t come back you won’t have more alternative than going back to your humble origins in this cesspool.

So you rather just keep beating the dead horse of Alice drama in these threads? How lame.

Open up people, we can all be friends.

I were he that marked it. I am become... mark, marker of threads.

I think you could make any kind of length look good, it's just a matter of finding a good style.

I've been for coming back even before cripplechan was yeeted off the internet. I hated the threads getting so stupidly insular on that shitty board

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I haven't started any drama, all I did was start a thread to keep anonymous company.

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How do I convince more people to be like you, a friend to those which you can gain nothing from?

I take some of the responsibility for the drama

Though I maintain it was the anons that escalated.

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Well, it seems like back when there were like three people on aneki you're gonna have to be our rock again.

Personally if we CAN come back I say we should, but I think even if we're not getting banned I don't know if we have enough people anymore, even plus a couple anons, to keep a thread alive.

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D'awww
I won't know until I try short. Maybe I should ask the girl I'm moving in with later.

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>So you rather just keep beating the dead horse of Alice drama in these threads?

You can't tell people apart huh

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This pic tho

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I... don't even know where to answer that. you can't convince people to care for others, they already do. I'm not entirely sure how you would manage something like that.

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Eh, I have ideas. I already have a thread formula that I know works even without anyone from our community, even if it is a little derivative.

Sounds like a pretty solid plan tbh. I demand pics when you decide.

Wow... really makes you think. About what, I don't know. But I am thinking!

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Or maybe just post in waifu and try making new friends over there, I don’t know, just saying.

I think the thing I find the funniest is that the Yea Forums shitposting is about 5x weaker than the shitposting on /trash/ threads.
Yea Forums is seriously chill now in comparison.

I'll give you pics of cosplay once I make it better.

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Personally I don't want new friends and only care so much about continuing to see most of the people from the animus clan.

I'm not going to start posting in waifu unless a significant number of people that I already like start posting there.

Stop shilling, bruh.

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But we gotta be speshul and unique

Deal.

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>Just readily admitting to being parasites

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OP when are u going to stop beating the dead horse of Alice drama?

I quit my job so I'm a NEET until some time after I go back to America in 20 days, so I have lots of time to mess around

It makes me sad uwu, u haven't been doing anything to help our people deal with the current situation

Maybe I'll shitpost there some time soon for science

>Personally I don't want new friends and only care so much about continuing to see most of the people from the animus clan.

Tell them to come, then

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Call the cops, bitch.

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At least we're not Chickun.

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>literally how our threads started

Have you no knowledge of history?

Then I shall join you in spreading our plague across this board once again

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or leave them alone

I really am not that worried about it.

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Seriously guys, and you claim to not be a sect, this is embarrassing.

Erio, tell your minions to be friends with waifu.

I haven't claimed a thing.

You don't know me.

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Whelp, time to fuck with them.

Or actually wait... is this reverse psychology trying to get us to post there? Fuck

I don't claim to be anything other than one person who talks to a group of people online on occasion

And a shitposter, that much I can claim

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No, we all must be friends, part of the same larger community, it’s time to be united, not pointlessly divided.

This is fucking Kanra isn't it.

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I actually like posting in waifu threads sometimes but I wouldn't contain myself to them

RIFK WAR

Daddy please I"M GOING TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U should at least tell the people u want to be here to come here

I don't want to be authoritarian

I'll allow them to make their own choices

I told him to install the script at around the same time I told you to, but then he called it a botnet, so I'm not sure if he's here

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Who the fuck is Kanra?

mentally unstable tripfag with multiple e-personalities

Scripts require so much effort.

Forever war rifk

Anyone I love left?

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Scream for the cream. Woopsy woo here comes the goo.

The only people that actually post that I think of as a friend anymore are Cup and Squash. I'd say Lloyd but he's mostly dead.

I guess I'll talk to them about it but I ain't pressing it.

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I only come here to talk to Revy, literally the only good poster left among you niggers.

You have atrocious taste.

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What happened to Soto and Neziwi?

>The only people that actually post that I think of as a friend anymore are Cup and Squash.
My hurt burns.

soto died of dick cancer

neziwi is a faget

Identify yourself.

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Both still around, though Nezi has been MIA since the other chan died. I could just message him to come post tho

Now that you mention it I am also hurt.

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Well he’s not wrong, it IS unironically a botnet.

Soto doesn't post much.

Nezi was pretty active, then he fake quit. But he unquit and has been kind of around the past couple weeks.

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fuck the botnet

Ian we've barely talked in years.

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Speaking of fake quitters, is Kon still alive?

Only in the literal sense.

In the posting sense he's been dead for a LONG time.

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Hate me more, I also like Luka.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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STILL. Also whose fault is that, you don't talk to me ;~;

I was hanging out with him irl a couple weeks ago, but he dun post no more

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I want to kill myself because I can barely hold a job, I don't make enough to get a studio apartment, I don't have a car and my parents won't teach me how to parallel park so I can save money on the classes and get my license, I don't know what career path I can even get into, and I'm fucking black.

This thread sadly seems thoroughly hijacked.

Is the OP still here?

I'm difficult like that.

Don't worry, you remain "pleasant acquaintance".

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My tears remain un-dried

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Are you good at anything?

Sorry, was too busy shooting up a Wal-Mart.

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Side note
I usually smoke (Cannabis) 3 times a day. Ran out yesterday, Idk if that's what's making me feel more down

>I don't know what career path I can even get into

It's not really up to you if you don't have a college education. Take what you can get. Cast a wide net in terms of applications.

Watch out, there's black people in the thread, I don't know if you should be here right now.

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you're obviously addicted to cannabis, user

waifu is literally you 8 years ago, and I say that as a good thing.

what are your options for transportation? is there any kind of public transit in your city available to you?
do you have any secondary education, or have you considered something like community college? if you're struggling with income, I'm fairly certain you would be able to meet pell grant qualifications.

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13% LAWL

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Music (I consider myself to be at least)
I like political discussion but not enough for a career.
Thought about political journalism but idk. Honestly I don't know

isn't that comic artist a literal nazi

Right, I almost forgot this was a pseudo Alice thread.

well you're not going to go into politics or journalism without a degree

Do you play an instrument?

Nah, just an unironic Trump supporter.

Yeah dropped out. I honestly didn't like the prospects of 100k debt and 25 with no job. Might start lying on applications

tbh memes aside you're fairly accurate there, I'd fuck with them if all else fails

He could become famous through blogging on the World Wide Web™

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Fuck
Don't say it too loudly.

>not starting with DESPITE

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None in my town. Just Uber,Lyft, and shitty taxis.

it's check it out now, the funk soul brotha right about now

Went to college and dropped out. If I could get a pell Grant I would do it. I don't know where to start.

Get with the times grandpa, it’s called “vlogging” now, and nobody uses the www anymore, holy shit are you fucking old.

Yup I know

shouldn't have dropped out user college is a ticket to employability

Not with enough skill to make money from. I mainly am a vocal artist. soundcloud.com/lilrose_bush/dodge

B-but the nice young man at the Y told me all the kids were surfin the web in 2019

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FUCK I honestly thought you could with not too much of an issue.

Don't lie on applications, you'll probably get caught out.

You wouldn't have that high of debt if you start out with community college. Consider community college while still working if your parents will keep letting you live with them. Not that an associates is going to get you super ahead, but it's also pretty damn cheap. Continuing after that would be pretty situational.

Forgive me papi, my memes are weak

Don't worry, I know.

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music is pretty tough to break into, but it's a nice supplementary income if you're good enough to land gigs or freelance work.
journalism is pretty fast-paced, but it seems like a rewarding path to explore if you think that you could handle it.
that complicates things a bit, but if you start looking towards work or education you could use it as leverage to ask your parents for help on practicing for the driving test?
that's fair, it happens. your best bet would be to start by filling out a FAFSA for the next school year alongside getting in contact with someone at student services for a community college.
but I guess this is just a roundabout method of saying "you really should look to re-enroll in classes", isn't it?

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Learn to code, you don’t need a degree for getting a job with that, specially now that there are diversity quotas.

I mean if you want to work at Wendy's sure

Really shoulda stayed in, tbh. I have an extremely general degree and that lead me to a fairly well paying career path.

Granted, it's not the most rewarding job in the world but it works. Your best plan is probably to get any job you can at this point and save up to potentially go to school later or make enough connections to get a higher paying job somewhere

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How are your kids doing Mr. boomer?

Ok so how do I start this?

Don't worry. You didn't go to 8ch /pol/ three whole times to become a radicalized right wing death squad white nationalist. You're forgiven.

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They don't talk to me much anymore, say I was "emotionally distant" or some hippie shit like that. So what I beat em and their momma a few times when I was drunk? I put food on their table, god damn it

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Fuck that "why be in college debt" meme really fucked me. My family is in real estate. Would that be some good for a 20 year old?

stephen colbert is a fucking liberal shill. he has no sense of humor and his whole talk show is literally just "orange man bad", you should be ashamed ofyourself for posting images of him

yes, any idiot can be a real estate agent

YouTube, tutorials on python, then move on to React, if you apply yourself you can land a decent trainee or jr position anywhere in 3 months or less, depending on your dedication and ability to stay confident in front of a whiteboard.

Ian. I can't remember my trip and I can't go get it off 8c ha n now.

Fix this even though I know you can't.

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Good pay?

All programming jobs will just be outsourced to a Pajeet for half the pay.

He was posting Colbert back when he was still cool, so give him a pass.

it's all commission, so up to you

I didn't disclose that my college was pretty much paid for by family veteran benefit, but yeah.

That would actually be a great route to explore if you already have connections. You can get an entry-level job that way and learn some skills to maybe get a higher paid job in the same field.

Notice how none of these images are modern

Lol get rekt

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So delete the mimo app I just downloaded?

And so the pictures captchas begin.

Fuck this site.

Yeah, luckily that's not you either. You're a nice guy that just wants a gently founded white ethnostate, right?

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only the most basic of jobs can successfully be outsourced to india (and I'm using the word "successfully" very loosely). if you are a serious engineer you will be fine.

You're talking about real estate right?

Yes, learning apps are a scam.

I haven't used any of my trips in years and can't remember any of them.

I got this from a list because it was funny to me.

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Yes. And real estate is one of those things where the people you know can get you a long way so having people who are already established as connections will be helpful so long as you're competent and kiss enough ass

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here you go kyle
#y。走繙姦

There's always the option to peacefully ship them back but they don't seem too willing.

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Sounds like a them problem, huh?

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Buy a pass goy, contribute a little something to the site that is taking you refugees, don’t be an ungrateful nigger.

Well this is a little bit less of a dumpster fire than the main alice threads. Good job, and I mean that you got your work cut out for you. Tell kermit that gray says hi. Tell everyone else that Rita was the only one that was ever good at these and I miss him.

Can't believe all you same people are still around. Godamn.

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yes user. the pass is the way.

Actual disgust.

I am too unique and cool to use some off hand trip.

nty

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Yeah I have a real issue kissing up and being talked down to. That's why I'm at odds with the managers at my current job. 4 of these faggots are Arab and all of them are management. Even the fucking area manager is.

>refugees

I'd describe us as absentee parents that are being forced to go back to their kids.

The key difference is me, you're welcome.

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>this thread

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Thanks

Don't touch my bread, Yea Forums.

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I miss Yotsuba.

Who was the galaxy brain back on the other site that called us refugees?

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:)

Well, sorry to say but basically every corporate job will require a little ass-kissing. Or at the very least the ability to hide your true feelings towards your superiors.

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This

Any videos or books I should be looking at specifically?

We all do. He was a treasure.

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Oh thank fuck. It was still in my chat history with Luka.

Is it just us three?

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The bird guy? I can't remember what kind of bird it was. Some bird anime girl chimera posting user on lewd I think.

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Thanks colbs, you're almost an acceptable jack spicer substitute.

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Suicide calls me

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What do you expect from a pseudo-Alice thread hijacked by Colbs?

Oh he posted the shoe bill from some anime. Don't recall his name though.

orbiter-chan

Any tips to help with a Cannabis addiction? I'm probably losing a lot of money that way

Actually why aren't we just hyjacking an Alice thread?

I need somewhere to dump beastiality stuff.

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uh how about just stop smoking weed?

Entertainment

Stop buying cannabis.

There's also Tsuchi and Kanra posting user.

Erio was here but I think he left.

Everyone just called him shoebill then. He was named after the bird.

For now, yeah.

Wow, high praise. I'd like to think I'm distinct from Spicer tho, I'm not nearly as delusional

You'll make your way user, no one is all that good at this kinda stuff at 20. The only way to get better is to keep at it

Alice wasn't posting so I just went with this one

Thank God there's such visual indicators to tell them apart.

I don't think you're the right person to answer this

Ugh. I require an audience for my begrudging arrival that suits me.

Ok so how?

I smoke weed everyday user. it's not hard to not smoke weed.

Marijuana makes you a degenerate.
Don't be a degenerate.

Just don't.

New thread when

But why do you smoke? And amount ? I've been smoking everyday 3 times a day for at least 4 years now. The only time I take a break is when I'm broke. How do you ween off?

Books are worthless for coding, as for tutorials in YouTube everyone has different ways of learning and studying, some can’t bear Mosh because he’s too much of a faggot, some people love him, some other people like me learn better with poorly produced Indian tutorials like Daruga, there’s no correct answer, try as many as you can and choose what you think fits you best.

I'm going to bed shortly so don't look at me

I am waiting for someone that requires constant validation to make it or for Gilligan to make one about brown people.

Wow that was incredibly rude and uncalled for.

Smoke grass.

Also to that one user that was trying to make me post in waifu, even if you're gone. I've tried once or twice before. They tell me to fuck off because I'm from animus. It's the same every time we post somewhere else.

This is the death we deserve then.

I'm a hands on learner. I pick things up fast that way

Odd seeing as how they constantly come to our threads to start shit.

You know what?
Waifu threads are my new beastiality dumping spot.

and here you are, in some rando's thread to start shit

Recc me something you knowledge kidding bastard

I shall return after work tomorrow to bring more joy to Yea Forums

I'm here to talk to a couple people I know.

I'm a follower. I'm not starting anything.

>getting bullied by your kouhais
Absolutely embarrassing senpai desu.

I know. Aren't we the worst?

lol,what a faggot.you quit your job because your a lazy piece of shit

Hidding **

And a chin chong nip nong to you young lady.

I vape the weed bruh. Once a day. Get plenty high. But I have no problem stopping when I'm travelling, etc. Just don't do it.

**hiding

There's a new thread.

Which of you fags is the Tsugu poster? Don’t lie to me, I know it’s one of you.

Fine here

Sorry, wrong thread.
This is the correct one

I posted one image of her.

I don't have a folder or anything. I just found that image funny

I hate to admit this but it feels better since I don't know you guys. I am fully addicted to smoking weed. After one day of not smoking and not even a fully day, I'm irritatable, hostile, have small head aches, unable to eat, and am having suicidal thoughts. The only time ive not smoked for this long was when I tried not smoking for a month. I lasted less than a week.

Thanks I can't fucking think right now

The funny part is I know I have a problem but I just can't stop. Like the only reason I keep a job/find one as soon as I quit or am fired from somewhere, is so I can afford to smoke without needing to steal. It's hard to describe the exact feeling I get when I smoke but I seriously need some advice with this issue more than my job one