How do I be a dad Yea Forums?
How do I be a dad Yea Forums?
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Unprotected Sex.
step one, stop being a pussy
step two, gtfo Yea Forums
step three, poop yo pants
Find a girl
Fuck her raw
Repeat step 2 as many times as needed
does this work
Being a dad is easy, being a father requires commitment, love and dedication
I wasn't talking about how you faggots were born
Im talking about how to teach my kids not to be you.
you picked the wrong place to ask bud
let quads name baby
"Be dependably honest and honestly dependable."
- My dad to me, a new dad.
Anyone who takes part in this trend is an awful fucking parent.
Do outdoor activities with your kid, get out of the big city if you live in one. Avoid computers and video games because there are way too many homebody losers. Create a hobby to do with your kid something with motors even if it's go-karting, atv, etc..
Don't be like this guy
I always understood it the other way around. "Father" was something you achieved by hitting "print" on the human xerox machine, but "dad" is a title you EARN through your actions.
Was your father that mediocre? He couldnt have been very good or very bad for you to have no starting point
kek
>Rolling for nigger faggot
peak performance
Op here. This honestly makes me happy
Yeah he was. May have livrd with him and i aint no nigger.
But id rather have my dad walk out of my life not wanting me instead of treating me like he doesn't.
You know how it is. It's Yea Forums
Oh my god?????
Funniest thing I've seen in weeks
When are you due? We just had a baby 2 months ago, and it's been great.
Try and get as much of your life sorted as you can before the baby comes, because afterwords you're not going to have much time for anything else.
Kek
Why? He's done a pretty good job at providing them with good schools a golden roof over there heads and all the money they'll ever need. I dont see the problem. I wish my dad would have givin me as much money as he has provided for them.
Orange man bad!
Why? Dudes fucking richer than everyone on this website combined...
Fuckin stupid or what?
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A fine father does what it takes to ensure his child does not become a brainwashed worthless snowflake.
The Negro cohort typically impregnates their ho and prances away leaving the taxpayers to pay the costs or child rearing and for the street to instruct their vile spawn.