What is the weirdest thing you have done for drugs?

What is the weirdest thing you have done for drugs?

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Idk but I need LSD or DMT and I'm from Ontario reply with links pls.

nothing, im not a degenerate.

Giving an unknown dealer a ride to his gf place because the stuff was there. The gf storms out and they ended up arguing for like half an hour while I was there. They brake up or something like that and this guy ask me to help him take the things he left there to his place (clothes, a lamp and a couple of boxes). Never bought anything from him again

I mean, you don’t seem like the smartest bulb in the knife drawer

Weirdest? Hmmmm.. I don't know if it is weird but once on LSD I was at a friends watching Star Wars ep 5 and I had to pee. They lived in an unfinished basement, because white trash, and I didn't want to ruin the vibe for everyone else during the movie so I took a flashlight with me rather than turn on the lights. As I was peeing I accidentally dropped the flashlight and it landed light down and the room BOOSH exploded into infinite space. I was like daaaaaaamn... so I finished peeing and so forth but then sat in the bathroom playing with the flashlight. On tiny little bathroom. Off INFINITE SPAAAAAACE. On tiny little bathroom. Off INFINITE SPAAAAACE. My friends came to look for me I was in the bathtub giggling saying "light goes on. Light goes off. Light goes on. Light goes off" flicking the dam thing on and off. I dunno that was maybe 3 tabs? I'm sure I've done weirder shit than that, but that was one of my fave experiences. I am also in Ontario and no, find your own.

I was like 16, my parents were out for the weekend and I really wanted some weed. I know it was very stupid

Nothing to weird, but I had no idea how desperate people get over pills. My best friends wife said she would sleep with me for my pills. Now it's about five years later, and my friend don't even know that, my daughter starts school this year, not his.

Taking money out of my bank account via atm or btc exchange to buy drugs is the weirdest thing I've done for drugs. Weirder still is my continuing to do it for more than 2 decades.

It's called a marketplace and you access it with certain security measures in place and a couple bits of software. Then you buy Bitcoin or similar, find what you're looking for on the marketplace, pay for it using your bitcoin and then it arrives in the mail a couple of days later. It's quite simple.

One time I was at a bonfire when it was cold and I got a bunch of firewood for lines of coke.
I got hash oil for showing someone who was pretty tech illiterate how to use torrents and the darkweb.
I've made some weird barters I guess but never services.

No more drugs for this user

>read ops question again, fag

Get a raspberry pi and take care of the matter on that.

weirdest thing I've ever done for drugs? well this one time I got a paycheck from my job, and then used a small amount of it to pay money in exchange for marijuana

Your parents sell weed?

>pretty cool desu

Worked a 9-5 job and remained a productive citizen.

Tried to kill my mother, spent the next two years in a youth lockup, then long term rehab in Cleveland

That's just crazy talk.

I know it's hard to believe but it's the honest-to-god truth

Heil Hitler?

Not super weird but I got a discount on a mates mechanic bill (I'm a mechanic) in exchange for acid, not sure if it was a super good deal for me but hey, free drugs is free drugs

nice trips

Bullshit

Comprehensive greentext naow.

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Fallen in love

I sucked a dick for an aspirin once.

wow user that's pretty gay

We all have user, we all have.

Too lazy to greentext but basically what happened is after years and years of severe physical and especially psychological abuse, I flipped out. My intent was to cut her head off but the cops came and intervened. First they charged me with attempted murder, then felonious assault. I was already on probation for auto theft, they threw the fucking book at me.

don't kill people user, that's generally recognized as illegal

Centrum A to Z

Oldfag. It was 25 years ago. Stayed pretty straight after I got out, with the exception of beating and robbing a drug dealer that made me look bad in front of some friends

Fairplay

Shame you didn't finish.

No, my life is great.
She's still a cunt, basically lives in isolation, she couldn't keep up the facade of normalcy after she quit drinking. Lives in isolation basically

Oh. That may actually be a better punishment.

Had a guy I'd bought off a few times tell me he'd give me a half if I made out with him while wearing an adult diaper. I said no, so he said I could have a quater if I just put it on and showed him. I stripped of and put it on in his bathroom, walked around in front of him for like two minutes, went back, put my clothes back on, took my quarter, and left.

He texted me an hour later claiming he meant it 'as a joke' and not to tell anyone.

yup I'm sure it was just a joke. definitely not a fetish

>be me
>was 21 and in college
>my buddy normally buys weed for me at a dispo with his MMJ card but he was visiting some relatives in another city
>dankrupt so I started texting people I know that smoke if they had some I could buy off of
>texted this weeb coworker who was a weeb/otaku in every sense of the word
>smelled musky, sweaty, didn’t really practice hygiene, space cadet
>we’re actually cool and get along together at work, but we never hanged out outside of work
>”call me the weed fairy sama xD come over!”
>I get to her apartment, talked to her roommates and went to her room
>she pulls out A POUND of weed from a chest she has under her bed
>saw she had bad dragon dildos too in there (first ted flag)
>buy an OZ of some blue dream for $100
>she mentioned that she’s gonna watch high school dxd
>I told her i enjoyed watching it
>”wanna join me? I’ll smoke you out too!”
>HELYEAH.jpeg

>I order pizza and I got the highest I’ve ever gotten to this date.
>we’re sitting on her bed, taking turns out of the bong, she shows me this tentacle pipe she got
>”I love hentai so I got this”
>5 episodes in, We’re under a huge futon weighted blanket hot boxing it
>I noticed that her yoga pants were off
>smelled musky but I didn’t care since I was stoned and watching anime with an otaku
>I go under the blanket to take a hit out of the bong and I see that she’s rubbing herself with that tentacle pipe
>I surface, blow smoke her way, and told her what she was doing is lewd
>”no, this is lewd”
>she takes a huge bong rip, holds it in, climbs on top of me, and blows the smoke into my mouth
>the smell of her sweat was strong
>horny, high, and a rainy day made me the ideal degenerate.
>we paused the show, fucked a few times, kept watching the show while I recovered for the next rounds
>season 1 over
>”cum over next weekend oni-Chan for season 2”
We were fuck buddies for a while until she ended up getting a girlfriend. I lost contact with her and I’ll still think of the wild sex we had when I rub one out.

Nothing crazy but had to listen to plenty of assholes and pretend to like their shit stories to get in on some lines.

I'm talking to a dealer in a drug group on kik right now trying to get shrooms. he said he wanted bitcoin. i told him i dont have bitcoin. So he said to put the money on a 'steam' card. Says that as soon as i buy the card and tell him i did he will send his 'runner' to drop off the shrooms at our meetup location which is the closest walmart to me. Should i go through with it?

Have you or anyone you personally know bought off that dude?

>9-5
>productive

kek

Nope. i live in new hampshire and its a Massachusetts drug group. i havent done any drugs except lsd about two years ago. would like to do shrooms but idk if i should trust this guy.

Eating pussy, but I'm not complaining

Then no. I’ve only bought from people that I know can vouch for them. Plus if you’re not careful, he could sell you some shit product.

>lives in Ontario
>has never been to Toronto?

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Damn that's an easy ass quad

thanks for your time and advice

I fucked a friend of mine (boy). Sucked some random cocks (on boys) for crack

oh dam

You don’t say that on Yea Forums. Say “thanks faggot”. Now check out my dubs

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It's always awkward buying weed, im almost kind nervous im gonna get robbed by a black man with a gun

agreed been like that when i used to buy from shitty street dealers, thank god for troudeux making weed legal, not it comes to my door

noice dubs

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