People that work with food, what's the worst thing you've done/seen someone do?

thought you said delicous there, didnt know where that story was going

isnt that the one who posted on Yea Forums also, then some duds recognice the mcdonalds, n finally got fired after the roumor reached his boss?

Some guy used to scratch his balls and legs before preparing the staff meals if someone had pissed him off that day. Never used to go near the staff buffet area if he was working.

Be a manager at a small burger place, fucking bus full of teenage football jocks comes in, they are all Shit grinning asshole chads. They made the waitstaff cry, almost the entire staff was raging mad, putting up with their bullshit. So I go to the grill and cook their food personally.......with degreaser.

An hour later the coaches of the football team called back to tell us our bad food had the whole team shitting their pants. I'm like, ok. Congratulations. And hung up the phone. Don't Fuck with the people who cook your food

Degreaser.
YA OK user, who u trying to impress?

No one. Just contributing with a true story

GO back to red.dit, fucking normie

And how much did they win in the lawsuit?

There was no lawsuit. It was 20 years ago, and the only time id ever done something like that

Yea Forums has literally no content other than porn.

The quicker summer is over and you can go back to colouring in pictures at pre school the better

No wonder Yea Forums is so dead

well once i had to serve fried chips with mustard, tomato sauce, chicken salt, salt, BBQ sauce and chilly sauce

now this was at and edm festival so he was prob. high on something but still i saw this guy sit down at one of the benches and eat the hole thing

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GAET

Burger King foot lettuce the last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone foot fungus but as it turns out that might be what you get

I worked in the fish department at my local grocery store as a teen
One of my asshole teachers came and bought some fish.... I pissed on it before I came out of the freezer with it first

15 GET

McDonald's fag here, when i was still a crew, i saw one of the managers drop a bottom big mac bun on the floor and put it back in the box before giving it to the customer, then she locked eyes with me and i kinda just shook my head no, and then she threw the bun in the waste and get a new bottom bun.
Also unrelated but about a week ago i walked into the restroom and in the stall, this old guy was pacing back and forth with his dick out, promptly turned 360 degrees and walked away

At the end of the day we used to play smash up derby on the large stainless steel prep table with the dead lobsters at red lobster. Whomever had the most parts/least damage after a few rounds won.

don't be a dick and leave a 20% tip and you've got nothing to worry about

i blew my nose in this dude's ranch for his wings because he never tipped. ate it, loved it, didn't tip.

Inb4 number 15 Burger King foot lettuce post

buurrgerr king fooot lettuuuuuuuuccce

Made an extra cone, this one chick licked the cone, and then put the extra ice cream back in the machine.

People like you are the worst kinds. Doing disgusting shit like this behind the back like a cockroach! If youre not happy with the tip, look for another fucking job (where you dont service people preferably).

it was at this old taco shop I worked at. Nobody had any fucking standards so they would touch everything without washing their hands. They also never cleaned their taco meat mixer. They'd just pour water in it and dump it out in a sink next to the food prep station. Haven't ate there since.

Worked for KFC a long time ago. A lot of shifts were completely staffed by teenagers without any real supervision. We had this one supervisor who was worse than all of us. You would not believe some of the nasty shit that went on. It became like a challenge to take things further and further.
We'd routinely rub our dicks or butts on burger buns. I saw a guy once put a couple of fries up his ass then serve them to someone. We had one cook who thought it was funny to cum in the chicken coating mix.
Probably the worst thing I remember is about 6 of us took it in turns to cum in a vat of gravy which we then served over the evening. I will never eat in a KFC ever.

Dude! I do this too, lol. I just mix it in with a toothpick.

I work at Subway and I wear my gloves to the bathroom when I shit and don't change them afterwards. I've also spit in the ingredients, dropped shit on the floor and then served it to people... probably some other stuff I'm forgetting

lol

I hate people like that too, but don't worry they eventually get whats coming to them. I knew this one guy who worked at a fast food place with me and jerked off in the sauce vat on his shifts, I invited him over and fed him a steak I marinated overnight in some dog shit and piss and spit mash. I topped it over with some hot bbq sauce he loved, never knew and loved it. I told him years later about it and at first he didn't believe me, but now he won't even talk to me. Good riddance I say. I don't feel bad about it at all either.

>be single
>work at Starbucks
>flirt with every tween that makes eye contact
>flirt with coworker
>she flirts back
>gets inappropriate over time
>blow kisses in front of customers
>one busy morning she pops a bag coffee grounds
>huge mess all over her
>snickers and sighs from the customers
>shes practically crying from embarrassment
>think fast
>think cute
>think make her happy
>move to her and smile
>"you still got some on your hat"
>lean down to blow the coffee grounds off the top of her hat
>mucus.exe
>spit in her face

nice

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People will think I’m trolling but I used to work at the Jewish community center in Rochester NY and the vast majority of the time I was super respectful to the people there, however there were two old grumpy bastards who were just fucking miserable and complete assholes to me. They only ate kosher food and that involves a rabbi watching over the kitchen staff and being an all around pain in the ass. The rabbi watched like a hawk so I could never fuck with the food itself but I would stick my hand and fingers up my ass when I had a second and would touch everything I could. Never got caught

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>be me
>working part time at costco
>handing out samples
>pretty decent gig for student, make 13.50 an hour
>sadly management loves to hire niggers
>niggers just stand there. on phone. don't sell shit
>placed across from fat nigger bitch
>happen to glance
>she's turned toward cooler door
>i see her hand down her pants, bent toward crotch area
>shesfuckingadjustingtampon
>she then adjusts samples on tray w/o glove or washing her hand
>continues to stand there w/o gloves until she really has to use them

Chinese Place in Reno I worked at for 2 years. Cops that had arrested me before came in. Busted a load in the employee bathroom and put it in the Sweet and Sour. Believe it or not but it happen.

>things that never happened

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Was it near the bww in sparks?

Thats a nice karma dish you served him my man

I’m calling bullshit

lost

CJ palace. When they had the old owners

One guy came in to work at McDonald's and claimed he had fingered his gf before work and refused to wash his hands. He was fired for this incident, but later got his job back through an HR complaint or something.

He was then promptly fired again for showing nudes of his gf to random underage coworkers.

Ah nvm

>work for me for free because I don't technically have to pay you

Enjoy your cum food faggot

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>He was then promptly fired again for showing nudes of his gf to random underage coworkers.
kek. technically that's a felony so at least they didn't report it to the police.

Enjoy being unemployed when your job is automated faggot

Yeah he was fucking retarded, but lucky

Enjoy eating my tasty semen cheapskate

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when i see roast beef pussy i like to gently blow on it and watch them curtains wiggle

>Admitingly he had shoes on, but that's even worst!

I wasn't really working around food, but I did work at McDonald's as maintenance. It was one of those Shell/McDs. Shell was 24 hour. McDs opened at 6 and closed at 12.
Came in for shift at 6 and always go straight to clean the bathrooms.
Someone the night before came in and sprayed diarrhea all over the stall's toilet. Then I guess they got sick and puked all over the top of the shit. Strangely enough hardly any of it landed inside the bowl.

Yah this is bullshit. Degreaser would do a lot of serious harm if ingested. You're looking at a lot more than the shits.

4/10. it had potential